i am never taking these off

anonymous asked:

I am learning how to do makeup to be a drag queen but covering my eyebrows takes too long amd im crying how are u

Well now that you mentioned covering eyebrows, I’m thinking about how back in The Old Days it was like common fashion to shave them off and draw them back on, so that’s what my Conspiracy Grandmother™ did, but then they never grew back in, and 60 years later she still can’t draw remotely decent looking brows, and this whole situation once lead to her standing up in the middle of a crowded ihop and screaming at the top of her lungs “DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO WAKE UP WITHOUT EYEBROWS IN THE MORNING?!”, so now I’m in a good mood tbh

anonymous asked:

People spouted a lot of nonsense when my first book was published. I remember that I felt terribly sad about being misunderstood. And then, extremely angry. So I feel you and I adore your patience. Keep writing what you want and tell the world to fuck off!

I am sorry to hear that dear anon, never let other people take your joy of writing. If you ever want to talk I am here ❤️ And thank you for your nice message, it really lifted me up.

Nine Almost Ten

This is a short story about Owen’s childhood and it involves his father. I am not sure where I came up with this idea but I really enjoyed writing it. May be more to follow let me know what you think.


I was nine, almost ten
“Take care of your mother and sister, son.” He said that to every time he was going away, it made me feel big and strong, like he trusted me. He was an army man, he seemed to be constantly leaving to go off to some part of the world I had never even heard of before. But every time he told me to take care of my mom and sister, I would smile, nod my head and promise by saying “yes sir”. When I was nine though those words took on a whole new meaning, for me and my family. They were the last words my father ever said to me, the last memory I have of him, so I held them close. After my father died, I carried my promise to him with me, I would do just as my father asked, I would take care of my sister and my mother. I was only nine, almost ten when I became the man of the house.

I was nine, I was only a boy
Every since I can remember when I grew up I wanted to be just like my dad, he was brave and kind and he always had time for Megan and me. He loved us, I wanted so badly to grow up and be just like him. I wanted to be his best friend, to do everything he did. But for me that didn’t quite happen how I expected it to. I grew up without a dad, I had to figure out how to do things on my own after he was killed. Yes I had my mother, a great mother, but I was a boy who needed his dad. Some things are meant to stay between fathers and sons.

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DC is a hot mess but even THEY have SOME semblence of how to work with color in their movies (minus suicide squad because that movie was UGLY as sin). and even though a…… LOT of their movies are shit, theyre kind of interesting and memorable bc of how shit they are. shitty marvel movies are so much worse in that regard because i cant even recall the personalities of the main characters or any lines from those movies. and they never take risks, either??? like no one is ever in any danger because we KNOW there are 20 spin off movies coming in the near future and even if there weren’t, marvel’s too bland to kill off a main character and KEEP them dead. there are absolutely no stakes whatsoever. its all the same boring shit and i am So Tired Of It.

Ridiculous yet effective ways to deal with Executive Dysfunction

Dealing with executive dysfunction and ADHD becomes so much easier when you stop trying to do things the way you feel like you should be able to do them (like everyone else) and start finding ways that actually work for you, no matter how “silly” or “unnecessary” they seem.

For years my floor was constantly covered in laundry. Clean laundry got mixed in with dirty and I had to wash things twice, just making more work for myself. Now I just have 3 laundry bins: dirty (wash it later), clean (put it away later), and mystery (figure it out later). Sure, theoretically I could sort my clothes into dirty or clean as soon as I take them off and put them away straight out of the dryer, but realistically that’s never going to be a sustainable strategy for me.

How many garbage bins do you need in a bedroom? One? WRONG! The correct answer is one within arms reach at all times. Which for me is three. Because am I really going to get up to blow my nose when I’m hyperfocusing? NO. In allergy season I even have an empty kleenex box for “used tissues I can use again.” Kinda gross? Yeah. But less gross than a snowy winter landscape of dusty germs on my desk.

I used to be late all the time because I couldn’t find my house key. But it costs $2.50 and 3 minutes to copy a key, so now there’s one in my backpack, my purse, my gym bag, my wallet, my desk, and hanging on my door. Problem solved.

I’m like a ninja for getting pout the door past reminder notes without noticing. If I really don’t want to forget something, I make a physical barrier in front of my door. A sticky note is a lot easier to walk past than a two foot high cardboard box with my wallet on top of it.

Executive dysfunction is always going to cause challenges, but often half the struggle is trying to cope by pretending not to have executive dysfunction, instead of finding actual solutions.

being physically sick when you have mental illness is so odd because i am positive, always, that people will treat me the same way. i assume i’m not bad, because others have been worse, i tell very few people, i apologize for the inconvenience. i say of diagnosed illnesses: i’m faking it. it’s not bad. i don’t want to be annoying.

and it is strange to me. i get tired quickly because my lungs aren’t working - people go out of their way to help me, let me sit down, tell me not to worry. i get tired because my brain isn’t working - people ask why i’m being difficult, why i can’t just drink a coffee. 

i cough and i wheeze and people fawn over me. they offer me cough drops, they pull tissues from sleeves. when i stop eating and showering i’m being selfish, i’m lazy. i apologize for not wanting to go to the party, i’m on antibiotics and can’t drink; i’m told they’ll miss me, i get people staying home with me. i apologize for not wanting to go to the party, i’m spiraling and drinking wouldn’t be good for me; i’m told to relax and stop taking things seriously.

i show up to work wheezing. my lungs sound like a door creaking. i am shooed home, told to take off all the time i need. i never tell my boss i have ocd and am sometimes late for counting. admitting this seems personal, embarrassing. when i am having a bad day, i show up to work and people ask why i’m being so distant. so annoying. they drop their voice when they say depression but bring me green tea to help my breathing.

people ask if i’m feeling better. they fuss over me. they ask if they can bring soup, do anything. 

people ignore it. they ask if i’m over it yet. they tell me it’s a phase, it’s passing. they say they were sad once, it’s not serious, and i should stop making everything about me.

i don’t let people take care of me. i don’t know how. i don’t trust them. in my life, when i am bad, they leave. when my body is failing, i assume the same thing. 

i’m sorry i’m difficult. i just don’t understand people trying.

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THE MAGIC STONE

Labradorite

Labradorite (also called Spectrolite sometimes) is a considered by mystics to be a stone of transformation and magic. It is said to clear, balance and protect the aura, as well as being an excellent stone for general protection. It aids in magic work and brings good luck.

I love to use labradorite whenever I am going to job interviews, taking tests, doing tarot cards, any type of magic, and if I think that I need a little bit of good luck and protection. I almost never abandon my labradorite beads whenever I do tarot. Labradorite is one of my favorite stones ever, not because of the magical Labrador essence, but the energy it gives off. It is absolutely amazing

HURRICANE SUPPLIES

*updated 2 times

I’ve tried to type this out four times now and it was a lot nicer the first few times but this shit site keeps crashing

If you live in Irma’s Cone of Uncertainty you need to be gathering supplies RIGHT now. Stores in Brevard started RUNNING OUT two days ago.

As of today (9/5) Irma is a Category 5 and thusly a SERIOUS THREAT. I could not STESS ENOUGH how fucking dangerous Irma now is. I’m a native Floridian and in my 24 years have never been more worried about a hurricane than I am now

SINCE this God Forsaken Hell State hasn’t seen a hurricane since 2005 a ton of people are WOEFULLY unprepared for this bitch

So you’re gonna want some

Basic Hurricane Supplies

  • Bottled Water- a week’s supply minimum
  • Canned goods- non perishables and things that DONT require cooking. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A MANUAL CAN OPENER
  • Batteries (AAA, AA, C, D)
  • Flash lights
  • Candles- short, stout ones that won’t fall over
  • A weather radio- grab one off Amazon Prime you’ve got time. MAKE SURE IT TAKES BATTERIES. Dual ones are the best
  • A full tank of gas- fill up a day or two before the storm. Deal with waiting in line
  • Toiletries- paper, tampons, pads
  • MEDICATIONS. If you risk running out of- especially important- meds within the next two weeks GET YOUR REFILL NOW
  • Portable Cell Phone Charger

Home Preperations

  • Gather your important documents and keep them in a place that’s easy to get to in case you need to seek shelter elsewhere. A folder in a well sealed bag is your best friend
  • If you live in a house and don’t have metal shutters go get plywood and get ready to cover your windows. TAPE X’S WILL DO NOTHING
  • Trees on your property? Trim the branches if you have the chance
  • Honestly I don’t know what apartments do in these situations. When Matthew skimmed us last year not having the windows covered scared the shit out of me

Pets

  • Make sure you have plenty of food for them
  • Make sure your week’s worth of water will cover them, too
  • It should go without saying but holy shit. Make sure to bring them inside. And don’t let them outside? Ever. You might just have to deal with them shitting on your floor. Even on leashes during the eye it can be INCREDIBLY dangerous
  • They’re also going to be scared shitless so make sure to comfort them

I’ll update this periodically but these are all the bare bone things you’ll need that I can think of? If you have any other questions please feel free to ask!

Oh and unplug your electronics during the storm

Something we’re going to start seeing in the coming days is Price Gouging. For the most part larger store (WalMart, Target, BJ’s, etc) won’t be doing it (or at least not as severely) but as those stores start to run out of supplies, smaller stores will start upping their prices

Fucking EVERYWHERE is going to start carrying water. The prices of this water is going to start steadily rising. PLEASE get water AS SOON AS POSSIBLE or you will end up paying obscene prices for it

Questions about hurricanes? HMU

[KOR/ENG LYRICS] Outro: Her by BTS

Korean

The world is a complex
We wus lookin’ for love
나도 그냥 그런 사람들 중 하나였어
진짜 사랑인지 뭔지
믿지도 않으면서
습관처럼 사랑하고 싶다 지껄였던
But I found myself
The whole new myself
나도 헷갈려 대체 어떤 게 진짜 난지
널 만나고 내가 책이란 걸 안 걸까
아님 니가 내 책장을 넘긴 걸까
Damn
어쨌든 난 네게 최고의 남자길 원해
아마 당연해 넌 내게
이 세계 그 자체였기에
죽을 거면 꼭 나와 같이 죽겠다던 때
니가 원하는 내가 되기로
God I swore to myself
So many complex
But I’m lookin’ for love
가짜 나라도 좋아 니가 안아준다면
넌 내게 시작이자 결말 자체니까
니가 날 끝내주라

내 모든 wonder
에 대한 answer
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

내 모든 wonder
에 대한 answer
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

어쩌면 나는
너의 진실이자 거짓일지 몰라
어쩌면 당신의 사랑이자 증오
어쩌면 나는 너의 원수이자 벗
당신의 천국이자 지옥
때론 자랑이자 수모
난 절대 가면을 벗지 못해
이 가면 속의 난
니가 아는 걔가 아니기에
오늘도 make up to wake up
and dress up to mask on
당신이 사랑하는 내가 되기 위해
당신이 사랑하는 걔가 되기 위해서
그 좋아하던 XX도 끊었지
그저 당신을 위해서
싫어하는 옷도 과도한 메이크업도
당신의 웃음과 행복이
곧 내 행복의 척도
이런 내가 이런 내가
당신의 사랑 받을 자격 있을까
언제나 당신의
최고가 되기 위해 노력을 해
이런 모습은 몰랐음 해

내 모든 wonder
에 대한 answer
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

내 모든 wonder
에 대한 answer
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

늘 그랬듯이 mask on
환호로 날 반겨주는 her
그대만의 별
아무 일 없이 빛나면서도
가장 빛나야 할 시간에
난 mask off
Lost star
내 짐을 내려놔 어둠을 즐겨
죽일 듯이 쏴대는
조명도 없으니 ye
그저 맘 가는 대로
감 닿는 대로 날 안 잡는 대로
Tick tock the dark is over
다시 너의 최고가 되기 위해
내 자신을 붙잡어
사랑은 사람을 미치게 해
그래 미친놈의 각오
가장 나다운 식에 대입을 하고
전부인 너를 위해
내가 내린 해답을 줘
그걸 사랑해주는 너
그로 인해 노력하는 나
니 존재로 새로운 의미를 찾고
빛을 내는 밤
난 알았어 어둠이 끝나도
내겐 넌 아침이란 걸
You woke me up

내 모든 wonder
에 대한 answer
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

내 모든 wonder
에 대한 answer
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

English

The world is a complex
We wus lookin’ for love
I was also just another one of those people
Whether it’s real love or something
I didn’t even believe in
I babbled on like a habit about how I want to love
But I found myself
The whole new myself
I’m also confused about what in the world is the real me
Did I realize I was a book after meeting you
or did you turn my page
Damn
Anyways I want to be the best man for you
It’s probably certain since you
were the world itself to me
When you said that if you died you’d die with me
I would become the me that you want
God I swore to myself
So many complex
But I’m lookin’ for love
I’m fine with my fake self if it means you’ll hug me
Since you’re my beginning and ending itself
Finish me

The answer
To all my wonder(s)
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

The answer
To all my wonder(s)
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

Perhaps I am
Your truth and lie
Perhaps your love and hate
Perhaps I am your friend and enemy
Your heaven and hell
Sometimes pride and humiliation
I can never take off the mask
Because the me behind this mask
Is not the one you know
Make up to wake up today too
And dress up to mask on
In order to become the me that you love
In order to become the one that you love
I quit the XX that I liked so much
Just for you
The clothes I hate and excessive makeup
Your smile and happiness
Are the scale of my happiness
This me this me
Do I deserve to receive your love
I always try
to become your best
I hope you don’t know this side of me

The answer
To all my wonder(s)
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

The answer
To all my wonder(s)
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

Like always mask on
Her who welcomes me with cheers
Your own star
Shining without any trouble
The time when I have to shine the most
I take my mask off
Lost star
I put down my burden I enjoy the darkness
There is no light that
shoots like a killer
Just as your heart goes
The way it feels, as you don’t hold me
Tick tock the dark is over
In order to become your best again
I hold onto myself
Love makes a person go insane
A madman’s resolution
I insert myself into the equation that is most like me
For all of you
I give the answer that I got
The you who loves that
Through that I make an effort
Through your existence I find new meaning
The night that shines
I knew even though the darkness ended
That you are my morning
You woke me up

The answer
To all my wonder(s)
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

The answer
To all my wonder(s)
I call you her, her
Cuz you’re my tear, tear

Trans cr; Jisoo @ bts-trans
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*Incoherent screaming noises* 

My track suit has finally arrived and it is so comfortable and perfect!! Sadly the costume didn’t include any actual skater skills what a ripoff

soon there will be a proper shoot with this costume but I still have to cut the wig some more because it is still a bit too long I think

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What was your favorite Bughead scene to film so far?

Probably the “I love you” scene in the Season 1 finale. It was just so beautifully written and so honest, and when he takes his hat off, it’s just like, “Aww.” It’s just a very earnest moment between the two of them. They didn’t really have to think about it. Well, Jughead maybe had to think about it. Like, “Do I love her? Am I in love?” Because he’s never experienced something like that before, and maybe he’s not necessarily used to being around a woman that he loves because his mom’s not really in the picture… So for him it was a much bigger deal, but for Betty it was immediately like, “I love you too” — it wasn’t even a second thought. She knew deep down that she loved him, she didn’t even have to process it or think about it. As soon as she said the words, it was out there and it was true. It was just a really sweet moment.

Were you prepared for all the Bughead shipping?

No, and I’ve never been so invested in a show where I’ve been a part of a ship or I’ve shipped two characters. I’ve never really been involved like that in a fandom, so it was very interesting to be on the receiving end of it. But it’s definitely special to see — it just means that people genuinely care about these characters. It’s kind of amazing to know that I can play this character that so many people genuinely care about, that’s how I take it.

Photos by Taylor Miller. Read the rest of Lili Reinhart’s interview here.

Lotor’s comet ship and why it’s insane.

Okay, so one thing that I’ve noticed that NO ONE is talking about is the ship that Lotor and his generals make out of the comet. I can’t begin to tell you guys how amazed I am that everyone is just, sleeping on this?? So I’m gonna break this ship down and give it the attention it deserves.

First off, this ship’s whole design is just so cool. I’m a huge sci-fi nerd and I’ve never seen something quite like it. Not only is it sleek and badass and unique, but its design allows for it to be super maneuverable. Secondly, it is super fast, as pointed out by Coran. Maneuverable + fast is a deadly combination to begin with (take the red lion for example), but then you add in its weapons. Specifically, this one right here.

Why that one? Because it can do this:

Now, I know everyone thinks/likes to joke that the particle barrier on the castle ship is pretty weak, and it’s true, our heroes do have trouble with it, but here’s the thing. The attacks it defends against are crazy powerful. That ion canon? That is the most powerful weapon on a Galra battle cruiser. That’s some heavy shit guys, and the castle ship can take not only one, but two blasts from that thing without failing on them, yes it gets weaker, but it’s still up. It can take two blasts from a weapon that is used to level cities and destroy warships and still keep going. The particle barrier is amazingly strong. But this weapon? From this tiny ass ship? It cuts right through that same particle barrier like it’s nothing. And look! The particle barrier can’t even reform after.

That hole is still there, and it’s massive. Smaller ships can easily go through that and attack the ship directly.

Also, this ship is in fact made of the same material as Voltron, meaning it has the potential to be just as powerful, if not more. Plus, it’s pretty damn indestructable, because as this show has shown us, transreality material is pretty damn hard to break. And who knows, maybe this ship will have hidden powers its pilots can unlock just like the Lions and Voltron do.

TL;DR: Lotor’s new ship is very, very dangerous, and is going to give our heroes a run for their damn money once the generals really figure out how to pilot it.

Honestly stan twt is annoying with their constant tweeting about voting and saying that “you shouldn’t celebrate if you didn’t vote” and “jimin has 500k viewers they should be voting insteas of watching vlives” and calling fans who don’t vote lazy.

Like, shut up. Bts is not my lifestyle. Bts is a medium I turn to when I need to destress. Voting for bts shouldn’t be my priority and never will be how much I love the guys.

Calm the heck down with the accusations. Lazy? Unloyal? Not worthy of celebrating possible wins?? Since when does stanning bts have a law? “Must make at least 500 accounts to vote with”??? What kind if bullshit are you guys on?? Seriously take a break, go outside, socialise a bit. This has gotten worse ever since the bbmas. Calm the heck down. Y'all are making the activity voting such a turn off with all the nagging and stuff. Seriously, tone it down.

Elle Woods is just like “I don’t need a back up, I’m going to Harvard” and she fucking works her ass off and does it?? Like people tell her she can’t do it or not to and she just smiles and says “I’m going to Harvard” like she is never deterred and tbh I am now taking that stance in life whenever I get discouraged or something I’m just going to smile and say “I’m doing this”

White sheets & purple kisses

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Word Count: 2,032
Warnings: Smut - NSFW – Sexual themes, inappropriate language, nudity, handjob, fingering, squirting, unprotected sex - please guys if you’re going to be intimate with someone, please use protection. Also if you’re underage, please don’t read this.
Author’s Note: Hi guys, I don’t even know what to say about this. I think this is the most smuty thing I’ve ever wrote ahah so all I can say is I hope you enjoy it. This is also for @marvelous-fvcks writing challenge. I hope you like it! I did my best. And please guys, tell me what you think of it. I’m so nervous for some reason ahaha.
Prompt Word: Hickey


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I still don't know if he ever got his coffee

I’m not 100% sure this even belongs here and I’ve posted this story elsewhere so some of you might have read it already.

Some background: I work in a rather specialised area of Forensics. Officially I’m employed by Police Scotland but they tend to let other law enforcement agencies, universities, etc borrow us from time to time. A lot of the time it’s for consulting work or guest lecturing but sometimes we’re sent to teach training courses.

About 18 months ago I was asked to lecture at a training course for some of the CID higher-ups in an English Police force. It was the first time I’d done anything like it and I was crapping myself.

I met with the conveners and other officials for dinner the night before my first day, and after dinner and drinks, I was dropped back at my hotel.

So to set the scene; it’s about 10pm, I’m all dressed up in my evening wear and I’m sitting at the bar in the hotel lounge. The place is dead, it’s just me and the barman so I’ve taken off my heels and am unraveling my hair having just ordered a hot chocolate. The barman asks if I want mini marshmallows on my hot chocolate. Yes, of course I want mini marshmallows on my hot chocolate. No I don’t mind waiting while you run to the kitchen.

So I’m sit there trying to trick my phone into connecting to the hotels WiFi when Angry Man walks in.

He stomped into the room and slammed his fist down on the bar about 3 ft from me and barked out one word:

“COFFEE”

I didn’t know it but apparently that attempt at communication was aimed at me; a fact I learned a moment later when Angry Man moved right up next to me, bent over me so his face was practically in mine and barked out again;

“COFFEE”.

In an attempt to get away from the screaming coffee man I slipped off the bar stool, putting it between the two of us. Extremely confused and more than a little terrified, it didn’t immediately occur to me that he thought I worked there, hell it wasn’t even registering that he wanted a coffee. He was just repeating it the same way a toddler does when they learn a new word but don’t entirely know what it means.

I’m going to blame the confusion, fear and tiredness for my completely moronic response, which was to parrot the word back at him.

Me: “Coffee?”

Angry Man: “COFFEE”

Then he slammed his fist down on the bar again. This time I noticed that he was actually throwing down money.

My brain suddenly came back online.

Me: “Oh. Eh, the barman should be back in a sec. H-”

Angry Man: “Get me a coffee. Now.”

Ooooh four new words. Progress.

Me: “I’m sorry, mate, I don’t work here.”

Angry man (shouting now) “You fucking lazy liar!! Do you think I’m fucking stupid?”

Yes, actually, but I’ll be keeping that to myself.

Angry Man: “Get off your fucking phone and get me a shitting coffee”

Me: “I really don’t-”

Cue rant about me being the only person in the lounge so of course I must work there and I was just being lazy and did I take him for an idiot. All while I’m slowly backing away from the bar so he can’t pin me between it and the bar stools. Then he throws in this:

Angry Man: “Do you have any idea who I am? Do you have any idea how important I am?”

I never got to find out how important this guy thought he was. Instead Angry Man’s Friend came wandering in.

He took one look at me; pretty much cornered by Angry Man who is now screaming about how he’ll make sure I never work again while I’m trying to calmly tell him to back off and he tries to intervene.

He took Angry Man by the shoulders and moved him back away from me while asking him what was going on.

Angry Man: “This stupid little whore is refusing to serve me”

Me: “I really don’t work here”

Angry Man’s Friend: “She doesn’t work here. Let’s just all try to calm down”

There was a few moments of Angry Man’s Friend trying to calm Angry Man while he ranted about getting me fired until two barman arrived, one of them with my hot chocolate. The presence of the three men distracted Angry Man enough for me to grab my shoes and escape with my chocolatey goodness.

As I left I could hear him demanding to speak to a manager.

The next day, after being introduced to a lecture theatre full of high ranking CID Officers, I stood and walked to the podium only to be greeted by one guy in the audience laughing hysterically.

I just sort of froze trying to figure out the joke. Did I have food on my face? Was my shirt on inside out?

A quick check confirmed that, no. I’d managed to adult that morning.

A few other people began to chuckle as this guy struggled to get a hold of himself. As he regained control he pointed to his left.

Where a very red looking Angry Man was sitting.

I think it was the sheer relief that he wasn’t actually laughing at me that caused me to open my mouth and say to Angry Man;

“Oh did you get your coffee in the end?”

He walked out and I didn’t see him for the rest of the course.

➳ ALICE IN WONDERLAND BY LEWIS CARROLL; STARTER SENTENCES.

  • ❛ It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. ❜
  • ❛ We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. ❜
  • ❛ Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. ❜
  • ❛ If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see? ❜
  • ❛ Who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle. ❜
  • ❛ I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says, ‘Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.’ ❜
  • ❛ Curiouser and curiouser! ❜
  • ❛ One of the deep secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others. ❜
  • ❛ Why is a raven like a writing-desk? ❜
  • ❛ If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does. ❜
  • ❛ No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. ❜
  • ❛ Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality. ❜
  • ❛ Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. ❜
  • ❛ I’m afraid I can’t explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see? ❜
  • ❛ My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere you must run twice as fast as that. ❜
  • ❛ Off with their heads! ❜
  • ❛ Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. ❜
  • ❛ No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise. ❜
  • ❛ It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. ❜
  • ❛ It’s always tea-time. ❜
  • ❛ I don’t know the meaning of half those long words, and I don’t believe you do either! ❜
  • ❛ Look after the senses and the sounds will look after themselves. ❜
  • ❛ Rule Forty-two. All persons more than a mile high to leave the court. ❜
  • ❛ You’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk. ❜
  • ❛ Birds of a feather flock together. ❜
Masterlist!

These are my imagines from my old blog. If anything goes wrong, all imagines are under the “harrylillies” tag. x


Harry & Y/N fight at Anne’s house.

Y/N feels uncomfortable when listening to Carolina & Harry has a few people over after an eventful concert.

Y/N, Harry & three little muskateers.

Harry has the hots for Y/N…who is Fionn’s girlfriend.

Y/N’s Family Definition.

Late Late Styles Inspiration.

Side Effects May Include…

Y/N is Lux’s ballet teacher, Harry is in love.

Y/N visits Harry on the Dunkirk set.

Y/N is a fan and so is destiny.

Harry is interested, Y/N isn’t.

Y/N’s celebrity crush is on TV, Harry is not so happy.

Sprouts are not why Y/N has morning sickness.

Y/N is a nurse and Harry likes to hear all about it.

Y/N is an insecure artist and Harry likes meaningful tattoos.

Y/N had a miscarriage before but she’s ready again.

Y/N is older than Harry but Harry doesn’t care.

Y/N is a police deputy and gets hurt.

Y/N and Harry adopt a child after unsuccessful attempts.

Y/N is hard to get, Harry is determined.

Y/N and Harry’s families are together on a vacation, Harry and Y/N are not so sneaky.

Y/N is graduating medical school and nobody can make it to graduation.

Harry spoiling Y/N.

Mad Harry giving Y/N the silent treatment.

Ticketing cashier Y/N & Harry’s new friend group gone wrong.

Not labeled relationship, dates, kisses and Camille Rowe.

Dunkirk’s loudest cheerleader.

Y/N forgets Harry’s birthday.

Ring Fingers Tattooes.

No Strings Attatched.

Stuck in an elevator a panic attack happens and Harry shares a joke.

Y/N’s “I wish we had never met”.

A kissing scene between co-stars, Harry and Y/N, is what it takes.

Youtubers, Harry and Y/N, announcement’s vlog.

Shy Y/N is intoxicated and it amuses Harry. (+Wild Thoughts cover mention).

Road Trip love realization.

Y/N wants Harry to take a picture with a puppy as they stroll.

Alex one shot.

Harry’s and Y/N’s toddler runs on stage. 

Drabble/Prompt list!

86. “Am I scaring you?”

1. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.” & 15. “Well you’re coming home with me whether you like it or not.” & 14. “Take. It. Off.”

148. “Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?”

51. “I’m your husband. It’s my job.”

67. “You’re strong baby, you have to be.” & 70. “I can’t stand seeing you like this.”

76. “Put your penis away.”

79. “My name isn’t Leslie…who’s Leslie?” & 83. “You can’t eat solids, only liquids until Thursday.”

142. “Hold my hand so he gets jealous.”

41. “You’re going out dressed like that?”

56. “I’m late.”

99. “You got a cute butt.”

71. “You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.”

43. “Frost the damn cupcakes.”

26: “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka”, 35: “Take your medicine.”, 43: “I feel like I can’t breathe.”, 44: “You need to see a doctor.”, 69: “We need to talk.” & 85: “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”

2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.” & 13. “I lost our baby.”

64. “Just don’t buy a goat. I don’t care what you do, just no goats.”

29. “How is my wife more badass than me?” & 37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”

60. “Are you going to talk to me?”

67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

94. “I had a bad dream again.” & 57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

132. “We’re not playing strip poker. I don’t care what I said when I was drunk.”

53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

30. “Be you. No one else can.”

28. “You’re still mad?”

61. “They didn’t just find out. They already knew!” 

48. “We’ve become the clingy couple that you used to complain about.”

38. “You leave whenever you feel like it.” & 40. “Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”

87. “Stay awake.” 

40. “The kids, they ambushed me.” 

49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

128. “Don’t touch me. We’re fighting” 

Harry Song Prompt List!

13. “I see you gave him my old t-shirt.”

5. “How could you ever turn her down?”

12. “I’m selfish, I know.”

3. “She’s an angel.” & 5. “How could you ever turn her down?”

1. “Give me some morphine.” & 15. “Tell me that you’re sorry, too.”

Song Inspiration!

Sorry by Halsey

Ease by Troye Sivan

13 Beaches by Lana Del Rey

Series!

Distant (pt. II) (pt. III) - The one where Harry cheats on Y/N.

Steady Heart (pt. II) (pt. III) (pt. IV) - The one where Harry needs to increase his media exposure with a steady heart.

S U I T S : - The one where most of Harry’s iconic suits remind him of memories of Y/N.

  1.  {PINK} 
  2. {YELLOW}
  3. {RED}

Just A Warning (pt. II) - The one where Harry and Y/N are childhood bffs and she warns him about the gold diggers of girlfriends he has.

Gotta Get Better (pt. II) (pt. III)  - The one where Harry and Y/N are singers, break up and write songs about each other. 

Social Media Prompts!

Harry announcing his missus’ first pregnancy (Instagram).

Instagram PDA. (Instagram)

The missus surprises Harry and he tweets about it. (Twitter) 

Harry captioning the missus’ picture with his lyrics. (Instagram)

little things

requested: can you make an imagine where Tom cheats on his gf and he wants to get back together but he randomly meets the reader (y/n) who is willing to help him get his gf back but he ends up falling for the reader instead

summaryTom is down on his luck with his relationships, the last one blowing up in his face right in the middle of your coffee shop. He turns to an unlikely stranger for help–you. However, after you agree to help him, he finds himself falling for the unlikely stranger instead.  

word count: 2k

pairings: tom holland x reader

warnings: none

a/n: depending on how popular this one gets, i might turn it into another series. we’ll see!! i couldn’t write tom cheating on someone because i dont have the heart to so i tweaked it a tiny bit i hope thats okay  // not my gif // i also tried to make the reader as gender neutral as possible


Each time you woke up in the morning, you knew it was going to be a good day–simply because you refused to have a bad one. You sang in the shower, danced while you got dressed, whistled while you put up your hair. It was like you always had happy music playing in your mind, you radiated positivity. And what better job for someone who radiated such happiness? A humble cafe owner in New York City.

You waved to the usuals who were in your shop nearly every day–the familiar faces causing your heart to bloom open like a flower in spring. You donned your apron with a beautiful smile, greeting your employees and began taking orders.

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