i am maggie and maggie is me

don’t think about the fact that ronan calls the flavour of gasoline “sexy” in the dream thieves and definitely don’t think about the fact that adam probably smells like gasoline constantly due to all the time he spends working on cars don’t

anonymous asked:

Maggie has Kara and Alex go out for sisters night because she has paperwork for a case to do at the apartment. Later noises wake Maggie up and she walks out to see Alex pulling behind her a giggly Kara cuffed to her belt loop and hovering a little off the ground. Maggie: "am I still asleep, what's happening" Alex: "I just wanted to see her drunk one more time and was worried about the safety of our building with a stumbling supergirl" Kara: "Alex don't be rude, pull me to Maggie so I can say hi"

ALEX HAVING A DRUNK FLOATING KARA CUFFED TO HER BELT LOOP “PULL ME TO MAGGIE SO I CAN SAY HI” THIS IS THE GREATEST I WOULD PAY SOMEONE TO DO A LEGIT DRAWING OF THIS I AM DED

send me sanvers headcanons

headcanon time! so @deohsogay and i were talking and as we all know, vasquez is a giant fucking lesbian and has been out and proud since she was in high school probably and long story short, her gaydar is off the charts

so OBVIOUSLY she has alex figured out from the moment she steps into the deo. and at first she’s not sure if alex is just lowkey and private but then she realises wow alex does not know that she is in fact a giant lesbian

and this amuses vasquez to no end because alex is the gayest gay to ever gay in the history of gay, and she has absolutely no idea. and after a while it gets to vasquez and she cant hold it in anymore so their conversations go a little like this

‘vasquez i got a new motorbike!’
‘gay’
‘huh?’
‘i said yay! how exciting!’

‘vasquez i went to the movies last night and saw this one with kristen stewart in it she’s so cool i really like her’
‘lesbian’
‘what was that?’
‘thespian! you love actors!’

and when maggie shows up on the scene, you bet your ass vasquez hears all about the stupid, short, dimpled cop with shiny eyes who annoys the shit out of alex and vasquez is like oh my god she has a crush is this what it feels like to be proud of your children and she watches closely at the way alex smiles when maggie is around and she sees the way maggie looks at alex and she’s like ‘i give them three months and theyll be engaged’

‘it’s okay, vasquez i dont need back up, maggie’s coming with me’
‘you are so gay’
‘excuse me?’
‘you sure youre okay?’

ANYWAY so after this back and forth for years, FINALLY alex approaches vasquez one day and is like ‘hey susan did you know that maggie and i are dating and also i am gay’

and vasquez goes OH THANK GOD! and she pulls out this huge fucking scrapbook and it’s called DEOh So Gay: The Gaygent Danvers Story by susan vasquez and it’s literally a scrapbook made up of sneaky photos she took of alex’s gayest outfits and also written down documentation of every time alex said or did something gay and alex is blushing and also laughing because she’s so happy she’s come so far and vasquez is a good friend and also maggie loves it and it sits on their coffee table for the rest of their lives

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Hello ! I’m a bit nervous about showing you this because we look up to you a lot ! So, me and my sister did these cosplays of Cuppuccino and Maggy from you AU. Cuphead and Mugman are our favorite characters and when you submitted genderbends, we couldn’t resist cosplaying them.
The cosplays are fully made by us !
We hope you like them, we had a lot of fun being your characters :D
My sister is Maggy (@/kataikun is her Instagram she doesn’t have a tumblr)
I am Cuppuccino (my insta is @/zallysmadhouse)

Hope you like it have a very nice day ! >//<

cosplay by luddythegrinch

  • response:

well ain’t that sweet! X3

very well done, hope you guys had fun with em!

nerdramblings101  asked:

You seem really upset over Supergirl tonight.

i am. i am a little upset. because they finally, finally, gave m'gann screentime that actually went somewhere. they finally gave m'gann the time of day, the time to explore her past and people from it, the time to realise that she has j'onn now and he cares about her. they gave her a storyline that was interesting and action packed and to be honest, it was fucking incredible, and then what? they shipped her back to mars. just like that. their only major woc character, literally written off to another planet.

i’m upset because of alex. because honestly what fresh hell? alex danvers loves her little sister more than life itself. she literally broke up with maggie two weeks ago because she was so torn up over not being around for kara, so she chose kara. and now? now what? she’s bailing on kara’s birthday, a day they’ve always celebrated, a day that so clearly means so much to them - kara especially. and i get it, i do, alex needs to have a life outside of kara, her life doesn’t have to just be protecting kara anymore because she has maggie and they’re happy, but for goodness sake this wasn’t just any normal day, it was kara’s earth birthday, and alex would never bail on that, especially not so easily and especially not after seeing how clearly upset it made kara. the danvers sisters are the heart and soul of this show and i’m upset because you wouldn’t know it if you just started with this episode.

i’m upset because this is supergirl. supergirl, not the mon-el show, and yet somehow even in an episode in which he didn’t have as much screen time as usual, he manages to take over. why does kara have to feel guilty about not having feelings for him? why does every guy kara tries to be friends with end up falling for her and she ends up the one suffering most? why, in that last danvers sisters scene, was alex encouraging kara to give him a chance? i’m sorry but alex danvers has never been entering any mon-el fan contests so why, in a scene that was supposed to be about fixing alex’s relationship with kara, did the conversation end up about him? why did kara have to be convinced she maybe might have feelings for him? and for the love of god that last scene, are you kidding me? kara sees him with another woman and gets jealous because oh whoop de do would you look at that she’s magically discovered feelings for him and now he’s with someone else. look at how not fucking surprised i am. i’ve only seen this on Literally Every Show Ever.

i’m upset because i got new scenes with my otp and i can’t enjoy them as much as i usually would because they just don’t feel right. maggie surprising alex with tickets to see a band she’s loved since college? maggie looking so god damn happy as she bounds up like a damn puppy to tell alex they got vip tickets? fucking fantastic, sign me up. maggie looking ridiculously at home in alex’s apartment? incredible. but i can’t enjoy it as much as i want to, because they came at the cost of alex and kara’s relationship and as much as i love sanvers, they’re not the relationship that makes supergirl. alex and kara are.

don’t get me wrong, i liked this ep. it was action packed and white martians are evil but pretty fucking cool and i am LIVING for all the m'gann we got, all the m'gann and j'onn we got. i am living for m'gann fighting as a green martian, and evil alex was fucking incredible (and hella hot) and vasquez finally returned from the cave in the desert, so don’t take this as me spewing hate left, right and centre because there was a lot about this episode that i really liked, i just. i’m a little upset that this show is supposed to be about supergirl and yet she’s being sidelined as a love interest for the token white guy, and all the other characters don’t seem to be winning any favouritism contests with the writers either.

(disclaimer: it’s 3.30am and i’m tired and cranky and i can’t be bothered to reread this so it might not be worded as best as i could possibly do to say what i’m trying to say but i just don’t care anymore pls don’t come at me)

  • Kara Danvers: This Halloween I am looking for a costume that will really impress Lena. Can you help me Maggie?
  • Maggie Sawyer: Sure thing little Danvers. The answer is obvious. It's Halloween. The one night of the year when you can really show the goods without anybody getting on your case about it
  • Kara Danvers: Meaning...?
  • Maggie Sawyer: Go full slut. Impress the girl
  • Kara Danvers: Well she did mentioned that she was really into them when she was a teen. I guess it makes sense
  • [One Day later]
  • Maggie Sawyer: ...what the...are you...I said SLUT Kara SLUT not SLUG
  • Kara Danvers: But I spent all night working on it!
  • Maggie Sawyer: Just no Kara. No. I think I have some emergency clothes that I....
  • Lena Luthor: Kara!? Oh my god are you a Limax flavus!? Amazing. You even got the tentacles right. This is gorgeous!
  • Kara Danvers: Thank you Lena :) I really put a lot of effort in it!
  • Maggie Sawyer: .....wtf?
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maggie sawyer week: day 5 → favourite relationship 

“i was an outcast, and i felt like it.”
“i’d forgotten that feeling until now. what it feels like to have a family.”

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“I like the way you call bullshit…so let me return the favor. The next thing you’re gonna tell me is that you’ll go and then I can stay because I know you didn’t like hearing yourself just say that ‘Maggie’s gotta take care of Maggie.’ I know those words are gonna choke in your ears a good long while and you’re gonna wanna make up for even thinkin’ that. Am I right?”

  • Maggie: *At L-Corp* So who wears the pants in your relationship Luthor?
  • Lena: Pardon?
  • Maggie: Come on, you and Kara. Who's the top?
  • Lena: That's-
  • Maggie: The Alpha.
  • Lena: Actually-
  • Maggie: The Daddy.
  • Lena: Look-
  • Maggie: The Dom to your Sub.
  • Lena: IT'S KARA, SHES THE DADDY, THE ALPHA, MY DOM, TOP TO THE BOTTOM. *takes breath* Are.. you.. happy..now..Detective?
  • Maggie: *clears throat* Uh Lena, I may or may not have been sitting on your intercom for your entire building.
  • Lena: ...Maggie Alejandra Sawyer
  • Maggie: That's not my middle-
  • Lena: Do you mean to tell me my entire building just heard me admit I am not a top like they believe me to be?
  • Maggie: Ahaha *shuffles feet* Maybe?I mean who even listens-
  • Lena: *phone rings* Hello?
  • Jess: Ms. Luthor on behalf of the entire L-Corp staff we would like to say despite you being a bottom we still respect you fiercely and Detective Sawyer might want to get off of the intercom button.
  • Lena: *whispers* Thank you very much Jess.
  • Maggie: *looks up* I'm gonna go.
  • Lena: *glares* Please do.

anonymous asked:

WHAT IF MAGGIE SECRETLY PLAYS AN INSTRUMENT OMFG. AND WE ALL KNOW ALEX SINGS, SO LIKE.... SANVERS DOING MUSIC SHIT TOGETHER........ Fuck I need this to be canon so bad. I really hope Maggie plays guitar or something oml

I have this headcanon that whenever Maggie was kicked out of her house she only grabbed a backpack full of clothes and her old 6 string she used to play when she was little. And if you look in her house it’s tucked in the back corner of her closet and she only takes it out to strum a bit whenever she’s feeling particularly upset about something because music is good and music is pure and music was there for her when no one else was.
And one day alex was looking for a change of clothes or something and she spotted this old guitar in the back of her girlfriends closet but she only frowns at it and doesn’t mention anything to maggie. Until one day after Maggie had a case involving a child that was abandoned somewhere because they were no longer accepted by their parents Maggie came home and cracked open a bottle of whiskey and alex found her ¼ way through the bottle on the couch halfheartedly strumming through some random cords just so the house wouldn’t be so quiet. But alex knows that feeling of sadness and despair so she just sits there and listens to her girlfriend strum and when the song starts to sound familiar Alex gently sings along to Piece by Piece by Kelly Clarkson and eventually when the song is over Maggie just breaks down into Alex’s hold and they just sit like that for the rest of the night, with Maggie holding the last piece of her old home in her own arms, and being held in the arms of her new one.