- Larcade: I am here to kill you!
- Natsu: Many have tried.
- Larcase: I will destroy the guild!
- Natsu: Tell me something new.
- Larcade: I will hurt your friends.
- Natsu: Come on, we hurt each other on purpose.
- Larcade: Mostly that blonde girl that kept you alive.
- Natsu: Now listen here you piece of shit, one more word out of your motherfucking mouth and I swear to the almighty lord Satan I am gonna post him a packet with your corpse in it, limp by limp so he can put it together like a fucking IKEA table. Now do you understand me or do I need to shove your head into a molten pit of iron?
- Larcade: Sorry Uncle...
- Zeref: *Around the corner* Are you kids behaving?
I love how your answers go from "I am satan lord of darkness" to "kinkmaster 200" then right over to "mom friend" within like 2 seconds. You're evil, but you evil responsibly.