i am lord satan

  • Larcade: I am here to kill you!
  • Natsu: Many have tried.
  • Larcase: I will destroy the guild!
  • Natsu: Tell me something new.
  • Larcade: I will hurt your friends.
  • Natsu: Come on, we hurt each other on purpose.
  • Larcade: Mostly that blonde girl that kept you alive.
  • Natsu: Now listen here you piece of shit, one more word out of your motherfucking mouth and I swear to the almighty lord Satan I am gonna post him a packet with your corpse in it, limp by limp so he can put it together like a fucking IKEA table. Now do you understand me or do I need to shove your head into a molten pit of iron?
  • Larcade: Sorry Uncle...
  • Zeref: *Around the corner* Are you kids behaving?
  • All year: spoopy time
  • October: SPOOPY TIME
  • Halloween: SUPER SPOOPY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!