i am literally that little boy

My mom visited a Sherlock Cafe -- Jealousy ensues

Okay so– my mom (who is a pretty big BBC Sherlock fan even though she tries to stay low-key about it) is in China right now for work purposes and she happened upon a BBC Sherlock cafe and I just??

What –

I’m–

Holy shit?? She sent me so many photos of the place and I am in LITERAL agony

LOTS more under the cut because ho boy….there is a lot. 

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FETUS LARRY DID NOT HAVE A CHILL BONE IN THEIR BODY

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LOUIS IS LITERALLY BREATHLESS!

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HARRY FORGETTING THEY ARE SHOOTING THE OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO. OR JUST DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK AND SERENADES LITTLE THINGS TO LOUIS AS PER USUAL.

Originally posted by tryin2bsensible

WHEN YOUR BOY IS HELLA ADORABLE

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YES, BECAUSE HANDHOLDING IS IMPORTANT

Originally posted by larryismyhomex

I CANNOT DECIDE WHETHER I AM LIAM OR NIALL.

Originally posted by 1dlarryluv

HARRY CANNOT RESIST TOUCHING THE BOOOOOTYYYY,

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The Dragon Angus Theory

I don’t know how many people know about this particular TAZ Theory but I discovered it last night in the TAZ Subreddit. There are thread discussions about this here and here. There could be more but these were the two I found.

In summary, the theory in general pertains to the fact that Angus might not be all that he seems, and that he might be a dragon in disguise. Specifically a Silver Dragon. Under the cut because this came out really long! (Don’t worry there’s a tldr at the bottom)

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anonymous asked:

Hey moe are you awake and, are you willing to tell me many things about Bismuth?

i am awake, but only for a few more minutes and oh my god

how does bismuth know shaking hands is a greeting thing for humans without even being prompted?

little action that shows bismuth cares about her friends: she holds her arm out so no one falls off the ledge they’re walking on and she can catch them

all her laughs are literally perfect (and one time heartbreakng)

her little *click-click-wink*

this picture

and this one

and who could forget squish and steevie boy

~My little sunshine~ Jiyong stans get it

-This boy is literally the cutest thing-

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-No matter what he does he never fails to make me smile-

Originally posted by boysgroup

-And I am seriously obsessed with Jiyong’s orange hair phase- (If you haven’t noticed)

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-He’s just so precious-

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-He makes my heart melt-

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-This little shit just breath’s and I’m swoon-

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KAY LIKE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. SIT DOWN AND HEAR THIS GRAND PROCLAMATION: IN T-MINUS 6 DAYS AND 23 HOURS, EMMA SWAN AND KILLIAN JONES WILL WED. THE FUCKING SHIP OF ONLY THE MOST WILDEST FAIRYTALE IMAGINATIONS IS HAVING A CEREMONY WHEREIN THEY WILL EXCHANGE VOWS AS A CELEBRATION OF THEIR TRUE FUCKING LOVE. KILLIAN JONES WILL BE WEARING A DANGLY EARRING. I WILL FUCKING CRY 99 ZILLION FUCKING TEARS. THERE WILL BE SINGING INVOLVED. EMMA SWAN, THE LITTLE LOST GIRL WHO DIDN’T MATTER AND NEVER THOUGHT SHE EVER WOULD IS GETTING HERSELF ETERNALLY BOUND TO THE LOST BOY TURNED LIEUTENANT TURNED RUTHLESS PIRATE TURNED HERO. AND NOW TURNED HUSBAND. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS LIFE I AM LIVING RIGHT NOW AND YOU ARE ALL LIVING IT WITH ME AND WE ARE TOGETHER AND CAPTAIN SWAN IS LITERALLY GETTING MARRIED IN LIKE T-MINUS 6 DAYS AND 22 HOURS AND 51 MINUTES OMFG 

yoongi; let’s talk about it over dinner

❝yoongi had been excited to finally join you for dinner but let’s just say, apart from the great smell of home, it’s a bit overwhelming (literally)
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♡ bc i’m seeing all these pics of yoongi with @kookingramyun and this boi is getting slimmer and slimmer so i just wanted to write this out o.k
p.s. in no way am i saying this is how things are but, i wanted to write a little something that’s fluffy and not to be taken seriously

Yoongi had been more than just excited when he’s granted a leave with the rest of the boys because you’ve been working your asses off, go home. So said boy jumps on his phone and texts you in a rushed sentence, filled with typos that autocorrect helps him and a smile stretched across his face to the point his cheekbones would kill him because it’s starting to hurt but no. Yoongi was feeling some type of way, too high up in the clouds to float down that he remains having this curve on his face, some special force keeping his lips tugged upwards.

Oh, but then Yoongi comes home to… a banquet than what he had hoped for the moment he read the text ‘come home for dinner’ as a reply to his ‘BUY A DAMNED LOTTERY TICKET, Y/N. I’M FREE FOR THE NIGHT’. Of course, he had pictured something a little fancy since it’s been a while he had your cooking (passing up Seokjin’s and bidding yours to be the best after his mother’s, shh, never tell Seokjin that) but this… this is some next level shit.

“…are we feeding everyone in the building?”

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anonymous asked:

I just unfollowed a spn blog that was spouting off so much negativity about how everyone was treating misha at the panel and ugh it made me feel so drained so I just wanted to say thank u for ur positivity it literally makes me feel so good

you’re welcome!

honestly I am talking to mutuals and everyone agrees it’s really positive and they’re clearly having fun with it all, all the boys together, ALL WEEKEND, it’s not just this panel!

they all love each other so much and misha is IN ON THE JOKE. It’s entirely his kind of hoax! jensen held his chair, snuggled him, gave him a little pat at the end, Jared said he was due the penis twitter joke for doing it to misha, Jared said that they LOVE each other and it wasn’t a PR thing, Bob singer GAVE UP HIS CHAIR, Dabb has already said he is Cas’ biggest fan.

It’s all a subversion, righting past wrongs, just as the show is and it makes me even more convinced of some stuff on the show because it all TIES IN TOGETHER.

They love Misha, they love Cas, THEY ARE GOING TO DO GREAT THINGS WITH THEM BOTH!

gif: @mycocklestiel. This is it. This is the show. They all love each other.

Bad boy! Jaehyun

•okay let me clear this up: Jung Jaehyun is not an actual bad guy but he just looks like it okay?
•before I get into that let me point out some visuals first
•so everyone remembers that mirotic performance right?
•basically that look with a white t shirt and there you go, you have yourself bad boy Jae
•the leather jacket is like his baby so make sure you don’t spill anything on it
•what am I talking about, it might as well be his baby with the way he treats it
•and damn his hair is 10/10 and always sexy af
•now onto my theory that he isn’t actually a bad boy
•he just looks like one and is 100% a sweetheart if you actually get to know him
•I mean his birthday is literally Valentine’s Day so of course he’s a sweet little thing
•he just looks a little scary so he got stuck with the title of bad boy
•doesn’t really care and continues on with life
•overall he’s a good student with average grades and a pretty good reputation but he does tend to skip sometimes which I guess is pretty normal
•the only reason he skips is because he’s at McDonald’s with Johnny, Doyoung and Taeyong and they’re paying for his food
•besides who needs PE
•he’s pretty fit and active for a guy who doesn’t go to PE a lot
•gets flirted on a lot because of his looks and everyone wants to be the cliche person who turns the bad boy soft but ignores all of them for food
•which is pretty convenient for you I guess
•you work at a little cafe/restaurant that your grandma owns as a part timer after school
•sometimes you cook there if there’s no one but you mostly stick to making drinks even tho you have a passion for cooking
•though you are aloud to experiment if there’s like no one there
•so one day Jaehyun and his friends come in and you just so happen to be working at the counter that day
•you saw him and was like
•'oh shit he’s really cute’
•somehow you recomposed yourself and went and took their order normally like you would any other person
•when Jaehyun ordered you swore you had heart eyes because his voice was just so nice
•anyways you were short on staff (meaning it was only you and someone else that cooked) that day so you had to go back and help make the food
•you ended up making Jaehyun’s and when he tried your food he was like in heaven because that’s how good it was
•so Jaehyun is definitely coming back there
•the next time he comes back he orders the same thing back sadly he was there when you weren’t and was like
•'this doesn’t taste the same 🤔’
•asked the person about it and said that you don’t start until after school because it was lunch now
•so he was like ‘okay I’ll be back in a few hours’
•when your co-worker told you about this you thought he was lying
•but then Jaehyun actually came back and like yeah
•now comes at least 3 times a week to get his food but it has to made by you or it won’t be the same
•starts becoming flirty with you
•'you should give me some tip then if you really like it that much’
•he laughs
•you two bond
•feelings develop
•he starts to like you and the way you treat him like a normal human being
•you start liking him more and more especially once you saw his dimples
•and bam you have yourself a relationship after he confessed to you after coming in for like 5 months
•like he finally gave you a tip but on that bill he wrote in sharpie ‘I like you’
•you look over at the table that he’s at and give him a look
•then when you get him his food, there’s a note written by the sandwich on the plate in ketchup that said ‘me 2’

U guys I am prepared to be literally the most extra taako cosplayer out there.

So I know how to write in elvish pretty fast, right. Already pretty extra.

So I’m going to have a feather pen in my hat and when people ask to take my picture, I’m going to be like “alright you want my autograph right? Right let me sign this to what’s your name? Agnes? Agnes. To my loving fan Agnes from taako.”

Little do they know, I’m just going to be writing outdated memes. They’ll go home and get an elvish key and discover I signed their shirt with “here come dat boi” “imma firing my Lazer” and “dicks out for harambe” in elvish.

Scattered Descendants 2 thoughts now that I’ve finished it:

- Ben is the perfect boy. The main conflict is a miscommunication and he spends literally the rest of the movie apologizing for it, going to extremes to make it right, and trying to get everybody to be more open with each other so it doesn’t happen again? I love him.

- Carlos, also a champion of open communication. There was a theme in this movie and I liked it. My boy insisting his friends all sit down and talk their shit out and get through it together. Look at him go. I love both my Hufflepuff boys.

- also, Mal going to Carlos like “dont you miss the isle a little” and hes just like “i literally had the worst life possible so…… no” my boy

- Carlos and Jane was entirely unnecessary imo but honestly both of them are so endearing that I couldn’t bring myself to hate it. I am still well on board the Benlos ship but I’ll live with this.

- Evie is literally perfect in every way??? Wow. I can’t believe Evie runs the whole kingdom. Sorry Ben, she’s in charge. Mal is the king’s bf but Evie’s the real royalty here.

- Evie & Mal are girlfriends it’s canon now did you see their love song duet

- Jay is a real friend – “ill drive you back myself”, “say hello to your new captain”, ready to slit bens throat at a moments notice if he hurts mal, what a guy

- Ben: *breaks up w Mal* Literally Everyone: Friendship ended with Ben, now Mal is my best friend

- THIS IS MY ROOM, CHAD.

- talking Dude was….. ehhh. i love Dude but that voice…… hes way less cute n endearing w it. Carlos’s frustrated “you’re lucky i love you” was cute tho

- speaking of talking Dude, when he showed up at the boat i legit thought he was ruin everything by blurting out that the wand was fake bc of the truth thing. thank god he didnt

- not sure if this is just me but the songs seemed sort of…. over-produced? compared to the last one? it was a little distracting honestly. also. why autotune ben. we know he can sing. he did it last time and it was good. why do that to him.

- i!! love!!! dizzy!!! what a cutie!!!! if she and all of evies other adopted children aren’t in the next movie im suing!!!!!!

- i hated carlos’s hair less than i thought i would but i still dont love it. mals was okay. evie was flawless as always. jay looks the exact same.

- lonnie is great and i support her in all her endeavors

- when ben roared on the boat i legit thought he was about to have a beast transformation and it would turn into a three way monster fight but nope. just normal human ben diving off the side of the boat to yell at two giant monsters that they need to listen and respect each other and work together to solve their conflict. who gave this boy permission to be so wonderful.

- mal: i have never done a good thing in my life, ever. ben: i know this and i love you.

- lowkey sad none of the villain parents made an appearance but that wouldve complicated the plot too much i guess. uma & her crew were plenty good anyways.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I was hoping you could do a HC where jimin and JK are married already and are stable enough to start a family and jimin really wants to become a papa already and really wants to adopt a baby boy, so when they go out shopping or something JM drops little hints like pointing at baby clothes or something but JK is cutely oblivious to what JM means, fluff basicsllyI know you don't do mpreg but I was wondering if you are comfortable with adoption! If you aren't that's totally fine too! I get it!

i am literally dying i love this. i might change it to a baby girl tho, we’ll see. fluff lfuffll fluff i love this concept. PS: this is gonna take place in canada just because i don’t really know how adoption works in korea lol. hope you don’t mind. i just don’t wanna mess things up. BTW i’m sorry i don’t know how adoption works that well, i googled it and everywhere was like “it depends!” so i’m just doing it however lmao. THIS GOT SO MUCH MORE DRAMATIC THAN PLANNED I AM SORRY! this is the first time i cried at my own fic ok

+ “Jungkook look! So cute!” Jimin pretty much squealed. Jungkook turned around to see Jimin holding up a pair of pink baby sandals. 

+ “I think they might be a bit too small for you baby,” Jungkook teased. Jimin’s nose scrunched cutely in frustration. He put the shoes down and followed Jungkook through the mall. 

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boyfriend!yuta
  • grease lord
  • literally always has an arm around you
  • (probably from the second you met)
  • if he ain’t got an arm around you
  • you can guarantee he’s holding your hand
  • maybe resting on your leg
  • literally never stops touching you
  • constant backhugs when you’re cooking
  • “yuta you know you can like literally sit down ?? like believe it or not you don’t gotta inconvenience me like this when I am cooking?????”
  • and he’s just like “but we both know you love when I inconvenience you : -)))”

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I just want to thank Twenty One Pilots. People don’t understand how much this band means to me. They’ve saved my life I don’t know how many times, literally. I couldn’t be more appreciative than I am, I am so proud of these boys. Seeing them go from little to taking over the world, watching them win a GRAMMY is crazy. I’ve gained so many friends from them, I couldn’t tell you how many people I’ve met and became really good friends with because of Tyler and Josh. I’m so appreciative that they helped me stay alive and tell me that it’s worth it. Thank you, Tyler and Josh. Thank you.

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Looking at this lad, this special baby boy, Ginger “Sweeney” Ale, I am reminded that most little roos his age don’t have it so nice. He and his fellow roosters that live with us are pets, they’re loved just as much as the hens even though some of them we’ll have to re home (maybe I’ll keep one or two inside so I can still have my baby boys)- only to places where they’ll still be loved pets.

Roosters are deemed so unnecessary that they are packing peanuts. Literally. Hatcheries stuff the male birds in with other birds you order to keep them warm, they say you can dispose of them or raise them to eat. It is absolutely disgusting. In other parts of the industry the baby chicks that are male are ground up alive because they have no use, before then the birds often aren’t fed, given food or water, never know love…not to say that the egg production hens have it any better. They only live about a year in a tiny cage, unable to do the basic things that all chickens want like forage, dust bathing, preening, snuggling, basking in the sun. Even the so called “cage free” birds live miserable lives. But the roos aren’t even allowed to live, I suppose at least then they’re only suffering for a short amount of time.

Given the chance the little baby puff balls could grow to be loving little friends that make you smile, they’re smart, curious, gentle souls that just need love. Of course I’ve dealt with the so-called “mean” roosters, the thing is they don’t have to be aggressive. It’s in their instinct to defend their flock and when they attack you it’s your fault for not bothering to integrate yourself into the flock. Sure you may have raised them but just like humans that relationship will need to continue beyond when they’re little in order to stay healthy. 

So please…love roosters. They don’t deserve the hell we make them endure.

ask-waiter-alfie  asked:

Oh my god, you're so small and adorable! I could just cuddle you all day! *latches onto the poor boy* Oh my god i wish i was as well dressed and cute when i was little! *is literally like 5'11 and terrifying*

‘’Personal space— It is not nice to cuddle strangers–What are your intentions Mr.America–.(Now I am small so the other countries can kill me easily shit- ) .’’
*nervous laugh*Hahahawhycan’tIbethattallhahaha.

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Child MA! : 2/7

anonymous asked:

Yo friend have you ever considered finishing that "nhl teams as types of frat bros" bc i am interested

ok in my experience there are literally only 7 types of frat boys in the world so here they are:

the pledges - leafs: new on the scene. think dabbing is both hilarious and awesome. bright eyed and bushy tailed freshmen

the frat prez - lightning: knows everyone. doesn’t really do much tho. mostly just decides when the parties are.

the Hot One -flames: not exactly a winning personality but… Damn.

the fuckboi - stars: they’re all fuckbois but this one is The Worst. vineyard vines on vineyard vines on chubbies, hair always slicked, those sunglasses with the little connector thing in back.

the frat dad - bruins: supposed to be the responsible one but really he’s just the one who buys everyone else booze.

the legacy - yotes: who let him in? is he okay? are you guys just keeping him here to mess with him?

the DJ - preds: definitely the coolest guy in the frat. the only one they trust with the aux cord at the party and the only one everyone actually likes.

andy1105  asked:

Hello! This time is for the PJO au, Has Hades sometime comfort Shiro because Zeus didn't visited him? And in that time Hades kinda of adopt Shiro??

[Voltron PJO AU] Hades materialized in front of Shiro all of a sudden, which startled the son of Zeus causing him to tumble out of the bed, hitting the floor with such grace.

“Oh gods, Lord Hades,” Shiro gasped as he collected himself to face the god of the Underworld. “Keith isn’t here at the moment, I think he’s—”

“I’m not here for Keith,” the god stopped and tilted his head, thinking out loud to himself he added, “Well, I am here on his request, however.”

“Oh,” Shiro blinked. “Um… did I do something wrong? Oh gods, are you mad that we’re together now? Are you mad that I’m a boy? That—”

Hades chuckled. “Mad? I am relieved. Do you have any idea how painful it was to watch the two of you dance around each other for years? The glances, the touches, the pining. I literally had to rant to Julius Caesar and go ‘Are you seeing this shit?’”

Shiro grinned sheepishly as he stood up and sat down on his bed. “Well, uh, yeah. My bad.” 

Hades just smiled at the boy. “May I?” he asked as he pointed at the bed.

“Oh yeah, sure!” Shiro quickly answered, moving a little to his right to give space to his boyfriend’s father. “Are you here to give me the shovel talk that I’ve been kinda dreading?”

Amused by the assumption, Hades chuckled. “Oh I don’t think I need to do that as you already know what I am capable of. However, Keith can literally just kill you if you break his heart.”

Shiro gulped, looking so pale. “Gods, you’re right.”

“But that’s not why I’m here.” Hades hummed. “My son said you’ve been feeling kinda troubled lately and he didn’t know what to do. He looked so stressed, so he told me how worried he was about you.”

Shiro just stared at the god, not knowing what he was talking about.

“I’m talking about Daddy issues, Shirogane,” Hades continued.

“Oh,” Shiro deflated, looking away as he clasped his hands together.

“You know back then I proposed to Keith I should just adopt you, but the boy was so against it.”

“He was?” Shiro frowned.

“He said, and I quote ‘You can’t adopt Shiro, Dad! What if he asks me to marry him? That’ll be so weird! I can’t marry my brother!’” Hades smirked at Shiro who turned all red. “He was only 14 that time.”

“Oh my gods,” Shiro buried his hands in his face, ears reddening. 

Hades chuckled softly. “He was quite a bit taken on you at such a young age. First time he’s seen you to be exact. And you can’t deny this to me, but I knew you felt the same way too the first time you saw him.” 

“How’d you know?”

“I’m Hades. I know these things,” Hades smiled menacingly. “But enough about my son, and let’s talk about you. I know for a fact you don’t feel the same way as the other campers regarding my frequent visits, however, you do desire one thing that all demigods do.”

Shiro sighed, pulling his legs up closer to his chest, wrapping his arms around it in comfort. “I just… what do I need to do for my Dad to notice me?”

“Oh, he notices you, boy. You have no idea how proud he is whenever I visit Mount Olympus. Always talking about how he has the best son amongst us all. Of course, I disagreed with him because I’m biased with my own son.” Hades smiled and Shiro smiled fondly too, agreeing with the god’s statement. “However, I want you to know that your father is Zeus, god of the gods. He made the rules, so he simply just cannot break them. I can get away with it because I’m Hades and all of them end up in my realm one way or another. Zeus’ position is more complicated.”

“I just, maybe, I don’t know… want to hug him, too, like how you and Keith do?” Shiro caught himself and felt embarrassed. “I’m sorry that was so ridiculous. A demigod wanting to hug Zeus. So stupid and childish.” He forced out a laugh.

“It’s not.” Hades softly said. “You’re not just any demigod. You’re his son and he’s your father. You have the right to desire his hugs. Especially since you’re his son.

Shiro looked up to Hades and suddenly his eyes started to water. Hades brought his hands up and pulled the boy closer to him. “I’m not Zeus, but for the mean time I’ll be his substitute, just so you know how it feels like to hug one of The Big Three gods.”

Shiro chuckled as he wiped his tears, Hades rubbing his back up and down in a soothing manner. 

“I’ll see what I can do about my stubborn brother,” Hades continued. “I’ll make no promises though, so don’t expect too much.” 

“Thanks, Lord Hades,” Shiro sniffed, wiping his cheeks.

“Anytime, son-in-law,” Hades smirked as Shiro’s face turned into crimson.

[Of course, Hades was true to his word.]