Okay, so I know I’ve been prolonging this for a while but it was because of my short hiatus and then I read it and had to edit it because it was utter crap tbh it still is I just hope you like it and yeah :-) I’m blessing your eyes js
Edit: I cannot believe that I must say this but….I am ever so grateful for the reblogs but if your going to delete my captions/remove source don’t even bother reblogging. You will be blocked and you will be reported~ It’s childish for me to do this but fuck those for being so entitled…it’s not your picture so don’t treat it as such🖕🏻😄
WHat is the story about the dorm address and the chickens i haven't heard it before, please tell!
Oh boy anon have you been missing out. The toy chicken saga is probably my favourite bts story it is pure gold! so sit back and enjoy
Basically this all happened on twitter
bts became obsessed with some gaming app called crossy road
and i’ve never played it but i assume the chicken is the mascot or something. so anyways bts really really liked this game especially the plushy chickens so they tweeted out their actual real life exact dorm addresses (edit: I’ve been told this is actually big hits company address not their dorms! Sorry for the confusion) to the creator of the game begging for chicken plushies. i am dead serious.
but it gets better!! so bts do get their plushies and look how happy they are
and once they’ve gotten what the needed they actually go and UNFOLLOW the creator of the game.
and the poor man didn’t even notice until someone pointed it out.
so yeah bts wanted the chicken plushies so badly they tweeted out their private dorm address for them and once they got the plushies they unfollowed the creator of the app. i am not even kidding. seriously you can’t make this stuff up. only bts.
Request: Sam x reader. (Current)Sam and the reader decide to go out for drinks with Sully after getting closer to whatever they happen to be searching for. The reader is a lightweight and drinks more than she should so Sam helped her back to wherever they are staying. 17 Sam says about the reader. 24 said by reader. 43 said by Sam. 21 said by Sam. In that order if possible. If not it’s whatever. - @phangirlkelsey
I am so so sorry that I haven’t been posting lately, I’ve had no motivation and have been obsessed with editing lately. I hope to get back on track again. I also thought that Sam would be the one who would choose a nickname for the drunk reader, just because I thought it was cute.
Title: Drunken Words
Pairing: Sam x reader
Warnings: swearing, alcohol, small amount of angst, mentions of sex, spiders (?), hella fluff.
Prompts: “S/he just tripped and s/he won’t stop laughing!” + “Just look at it. It’s like it’s staring into my soul.” + “Nice dancing there, now how about you dance your way to my bed?” + “You’re such an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”
This is kind of a companion piece for what I posted for Day 2 (HERE) – meaning everything originally came from the same old long fic and was then edited to stand alone well enough. There may be some extra layering going on if you read Day 2 before this one, but if not, it should be fine, hopefully. Pepper’s POV, about 1.3k words of IM1/IM2 ranting ft. a lot of purple prose and cheesy metaphors because I am in fact very weak!
“She’d be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more… crazy about me.” – Tony Stark
She sobbed the whole way to Edwards Air Base the day Tony
was due to land in the United States.
She stood there on the runway, looking at the sky, for
almost an hour. Happy told her to wait in the car, he knew how much she hated
to needlessly stand under the sun, but she was there anyway. Not for the first
time in the last three months, she felt the whole of the California skies
weighing on her shoulders, grounding her as she waited. Waited. Just
waited when all she wanted and knew how to do was search, even when she didn’t
know what she was searching for, but especially when she did.
(“Are you looking for something?” Tony had asked the very
first day she came to look for him at home, almost a decade ago. “You,
actually,” she’d answered. He had scoffed. “You’re not looking for me.”)
hey, guys! so as you all (hopefully) know, it’s valentine’s day!!! so firstly, happy valentine’s day <3 secondly, i do feel quiet bad that i’ve been pretty MIA this past few days, and i’m so grateful to all of you guys for sticking with me. thirdly, i hit 1.5k yesterday, which i cannot believe! thank you so much, all of you! along with this, i just really, really want to convey how deeply i care for all of you guys. i’m not very well-liked irl, and it’s really tough to have lost so many friends in such a short span of time, hence, i’m so so so SO grateful for all of you, even if we’ve never interacted, because you’re the ones that get me through the days. :) so i figured, why get three (love)birds with one stone, and celebrate with some mutuals appreciation? let’s go!
Hi everyone! I’ve been reading a lot of jikook fanfiction recently so I thought “why not make a fic rec for my followers?” (even though you’ve probably already read these fics) so here you go guys and thank you for 2.5k+ followers :)))
“Modernsherlock!au - The first time Jeon Jungkook meets Park Jimin, the other boy is dissecting what looks like a penis.”
I absolutely loved this fic. It has some suggestive themes (as you can tell by the summary), but its not really nsfw. I really like how the writer portrayed Jimin (cute, smol cinnamon roll) and his way of thinking and solving cases, as well as the jikook dynamic (just kiSS ALREADY). It’s a really interesting and sweet fic that also inspired me to draw some sketches about it. I am currently obsessed with this oneshot!
“You know those people who say technology is driving people apart? Yeah, fuck them.”
Really good fic where Jimin’s thirst for Jungkook is super real (Also, thanks Taehyung!). Jungkook and Jimin are both youtuber and fate (more like an injury) brings em together! There is smut in this fic so keep that in mind. I loved the twitter and snapchat edits that this oneshot has, I thought it was really creative and a different take on au jikook!
“Everyone knows that the first year Slytherin seeker Jeon Jungkook’s biggest fan is not from his own house but a third year Hufflepuff named Park Jimin.”
I’ve realised I’m a sucker for cute Jimin and this Harry Potter!au is so adorable and I just- ahhhh words can’t explain how much I like this fic. This fic has so many cute moments between them is great and Jungkook is very popular, but also very sweet towards Jimin. This is my daily dose of cuteness tbh.
November 26, 2013 He’s got some weird deep clavicles, he went and toured the place where they filmed Harry Potter, (His hair looks soooo goood in this im kinda obsessed), everyone should be more like James Franco, his last dream involved One Direction and some YouTubers (saucy)
September 2, 2012 ~a casual surprise sunday liveshow~, “if you’re wondering who I am or why I have 3,000 people watching me right now” (aww that’s cute), every liveshow that he has every done he has said that he watches sherlock (STOP ASKING HIM THIS), he goes into the lounge and chills with Adam (their once upon a time roommate) and plays with their tetris lights and it’s slightly awkward.
September 25, 2012 ~Dan’s intimate Tuesday party~, he’s not slightly intoxicated this time around (dammit all), if Dan were to be born a girl his parents would have also called him Zeli, he struggled getting his jeans on, and HE PLAYS THE PIANO FOR A SOLID 10 MINUTES
January 15, 2013 ~OH WOW A LIVESHOW FROM THE FUTURE~, high five because Dan is a good name, he’s not emotionally ready to hit 1 million subscribers, (he looks soo cozy I just wanna cuddle him), Muse are the best live band ever but Radiohead have more creative lyrics, is there a difference between nerd, geek, and dork? (because Dan’s all three haha!)
November 20, 2012 ~chillen with the danmeister~, he wants to read Looking for Alaska, he had his first period, le speak in francais, (*whispering* S W E A T E R P A W S), he’s a bad example when it comes to talking about alcohol, “I eat all the meat while looking freaking fabulous”, Phil has had sex with a dog and he’s sick
get to know me meme: twenty favourite male characters ➪ pagan min [1/20] ↳ “I’ve killed so many people for them. But then I realized, I was only using Lakshmana’s death as an excuse to do whatever I wanted to do. Just as you use those ashes as an excuse to do whatever you want to do. God damn if it isn’t fun.”
He held her as close as possible. Not close enough for his liking. If he had it his way, he’d be under her skin. And she’d allow it, offering her bones as a sacrifice to remain with him infinitely. - Bawgdan, the Peculiar Art of Dying, Chapter 26 - Ashes to Ashes
The more I read and research on my OCPD, the more I am frustrated at trying to understand how my disorder can be debilitating. The characteristics and symptoms all seem to be positive, productive things:
-altruistic behavior to counterbalance overly critical thoughts towards others,
-obsessions without unrestricted compulsions on things like money management, time commitments, and interpersonal social ideas/intersections,
-constant obsessive thoughts on large concepts such as the infinity of the universe, black holes, linear and nonlinear time, the possibilities of parallel and alternate universes, etc…,
-perfectionism in morality,
-attempts to flesh out defragmenter thoughts to alleviate distance between self and others,
-a tendency to attempt “fixing” the self by recognizing maladaptive traits and sublimating them to adaptive traits
So I’m a worrier who tries really hard to fix the things I know I do wrong and be a good, right, and efficiently/productive person. I think things through thoroughly before acting. I do not understand what’s harmful about any of that.
And then the books hit me with things like:
- “OCPD people often see what are in fact symptoms as valid and valuable aspects of their personality.”
- “…consists of more thought than action; magical thinking where hope is confounded with achievement; contemplation without implementation; making practice runs in preparation for making a move without ever actually making a move…”
- “…flattening of effect that is due to the conviction that a great leader should never become emotional = impulsive = careless.”
- “…the irrational conviction that the more things change (the more change are made) the more things stay the same.”
- “…an inbuilt reluctance to become openly angry believed to = being unacceptably bellicose;…” [bellicose: demonstrating aggression and willingness to fight]
- “…and indecisiveness fueled by the belief that given time crisis’ take care of themselves, and active intervention at times of crisis can only complicate things.”
Oh and let’s also not forget:
- “…some have insight to the point that they struggle with themselves about their attitudes… They mostly feel compelled to respect these attitudes, though they recognize and understand that they are acting foolishly neurotic to the point that they are unnecessarily isolating themselves from loved ones.”
Or my personal favorite:
- “That said, many of the compulsions and obsessions in OCPD do tend to be ego-syntonic… along the lines not of ‘I am compulsive’ but of ‘I am a good parent, even a hero’;…”
(Edit: This post is okay to reblog if you have OCPD or another personality disorder with identifying symptoms as mentioned above. Self diagnosed perfectly okay, but please have done genuine research. Personality disorders have symptoms that can seem like every day issues, but to be pd are experienced at an extreme level.
*****It’s pretty annoying to be struggling and get a reblog with a tag or comment along the lines of “omg this is so me” “I totally have this”. This is not a cutesy personality test. This is real life. Don’t reblog unless you need this.)
HIS FREKIN DIMPLE IS SHOWING, LOOK AT THIS SOFT, FLUFFY, SEXY, MOSTLY FLUFFY, HANDSOME, GORGEOUS, BRIGHT, MAN. Even his thumb is attractive wtf? His smile, the haircut, this is my husband right here. Aside from Yoonseok I ship me and him idk how Nadia and Hoseok/Hobi combine but like that combination is my top ship.
His hair?? Lookin soft affff??? This picture has so much soft but I stare for too long and I get lost in his gorgeous dark orbs- okay I’ve gone too far. Kill me.
I love Hoseok’s eyes, they always stand out to me, nobody else’s, just his. I find them so attractive like holy shiteu.
I love him so much with every fiber in my body. He makes me feel things. Um, beautiful chest, abs, physique, his personality is beautiful as well, he’s caring, sweet, Happy, but still has emotions that I’d love to hear. He is human and is not always Happy and that breaks my heart, it shatters it, it destroys my heart so much that he is happy with us but behind the scenes he is someone Else. Whoever gets to date this man needs to keep him Happy, and give him everything I want to give him now which is care, love, support, kindness, everything I can offer, I know for a fact that I’ll never be that person, I can admit that I know I will never meet him, I’ll never be with him, I am too young, I am not his type, he wouldn’t even consider me and it’s a horrible thing to realize but It’s something I need so I don’t get obsessed with him.
My god I just read what I typed and damn. I’m such a sad soul sorry.
~ Edit: I was supposed to make a little imagine sooo 😂 — I imagine having to be a super supportive gf because of how sensitive Hobi is.. That’s one of the qualities I love about him like- let’s be sensitive together. 😂 He deserves a strong, good woman who will support him through thick and thin, be with him for whatever he needs when she can.
I can only imagine just having him lay on your chest, thighs, stomach and you caressing his hair. Skinship would be some of the fluffiest type of skinship. Hoseok gives off a shitload of cuddle vibes.
2017 - “You’ve got your world with your own inner dialogue and your own narrative and the way that you write, and then there’s everything else. I’ve gone through my records and I hear so much of my own self and my own stories, but I don’t get as much of the outside world]. This record is really different.” “Now, I’m at this place where I feel like I’m really present, and when I’m reading the news, I’m really reading it, whereas before I was a little bit in my own head.” “I made a lot of records for myself, chronicling my own stories. I was never a huge self-editor — I wrote songs and then I felt like, okay, well that’s that. And now, I’ve found in the last two years that I’ve really been editing some of the languages of some of the songs in light of the political landscape, [because] I don’t want to be a part of anything that adds to that negativity.”
“I recorded simply for my own pleasure, when I wrote only for myself.” (2015 & before) 2014 - “I’m so used to writing for myself — and at the end of the day, I do it because I feel like I have to. So when I’m recording or writing, I don’t have other people in mind. It’s not always comfortable for me, but I don’t not say what I want to.”
2017 - It’s hard to talk about your innermost feelings if you feel the reception will be cold. And I hung back for a while. It still comes from me, but as I’ve evened out as a person, I don’t have as much I don’t want to say. I feel comfortable.” “I try to be as careful as I can that I’ll want to sing stuff on stage that I write. And that song will be an easy one to do because it doesn’t pull at any heartstrings or anything.” 2015 -
“I guess the first thing that was going on was that I really wanted to have one more record out that was able to speak for me, even if I wasn’t in a place where I felt like speaking about myself.” 2017 - “I’ve seen all the same kind of kids and grown-ups coming to the shows, and I really wanted to make a record for them.” “I made my first four albums for me, but this one is for my fans and where I hope we’re all headed.”
About the track God Bless America and writing about the Women’s Marches. “I thought it was so cool that I’m really right there in the same boat with them. And sometimes I’m not. Sometimes I feel like I’ve got my finger right on the pulse of what’s going on, and then some of my music comes out and it’s like, ‘Fuck, that was a miss. Fuck, that’s not what people feel, at all. But with this, I was right there with everyone.”“I feel like this election jolted almost everyone who was floating around, feeling weird, whatever… right into the current moment.”“Well, I have a song that’s quite aware about the collective worry, about whether this is the end of an era. It’s called “When the world was at war we kept dancing.” But I actually went back and forth about keeping it on the record, because I didn’t want it there if it would make people feel worse instead of better.” Before - “Bob Dylan. He was someone who just did what no one had ever done by telling his life stories through song. He had this feeling of freedom to write whatever he wanted without conscience.”
I love how effortlessly his music came to him.”
2017 - I was nervous about me being on the cover, and in big font “The Heartbreak Issue” because the thing is, I don’t feel heartbroken. So I didn’t want to continue a narrative that didn’t apply to me.”
“First of all, when you’re writing a record alone, you don’t really think about the effect your music is going to have on other people. I’m not really the type of person to condone any behavior that would end up being harmful to anyone else but at the same time I’m not going to limit my lyrical content to things that don’t really relate to me or sing about things just because they rhyme. The further away I get from each record the more space I have to think about whether it’s important to be responsible. I still don’t know.”
“Someone from my school tweeted or something and said: ‘Nathan is so annoying now. He’s obsessed with being black.’ I’m like.. Thank you! Thank you for noticing, man. After 18 years of obsessing about being what I’m not, I’m finally obsessing about being who i am and that is so important to me.”