i am laughing so hard while making these

michael lee brown’s jared

i almost forgot to make this post but in case anyone wanted to actually hear it??? here’s some things i noticed abt michael’s jared that was different from will’s

  • while will is very bluntly and obviously sarcastic, michael was almost sweet in the way he delivered his humor. it constantly felt like he was talking to a buddy, someone he genuinely cared about, and was making good, light-hearted jokes with them.
    • on that note, the whole bit of “i only talk to you so my parents will pay for stuff” was extremely unconvincing as a serious statement. once again, it was more like he was being playful than sarcastic.
  • when connor says “am i not laughing hard enough?” he was terrified. his line, “you’re such a freak” was delivered while afraid and almost in shock - like he didn’t expect connor to not get the joke (once again, going back to how playful everything he said was).
  • every time he came on stage to have a conversation with evan, he literally jumped into view, extremely giddy. it was cute and got a lot of good laughs.
  • the entire connor project seemed almost like a game to him. i don’t really know how to go into detail with this, it was just like… he was having fun with the whole thing. as if it wasn’t some serious, morbid situation.
  • at evan’s betrayal, he got very, very, scarily aggressive. it wasn’t sad aggressive, it was just violent. during “good for you,” he looked ready to literally tear down the wall or stomp a hole in the ground. it really startled me. in a weird way, it reminded me of a child throwing a tantrum ??

in conclusion: this jared didn’t cope through heavy, blunt sarcasm, but through childish, giddy, playful jokes. when his jokes went wrong (connor’s aggressive response, evan abandoning him), he became extremely emotional over it. he didn’t seem as affected by the tragic things happening throughout the play, more like he was just having fun with the whole thing.
he was a massive sweetheart, on and off stage, and i love him very much

Still not Batman Dave

My youngest daughter- Alice- nearly gets kidnapped by the Hatter. She punches him, Emily and Jake both pepper spray him. All are highfived by Red Hood. #onlyingotham #shutupdave

 Joker was robbing the bank. I punched out one of his goons while Emily tag teamed another with my eldest-Hannah. Jake and Alice jumped another. Joker was laughing so hard at tiny Alice taking down his goon he let us go. Am now being called Batman by all my coworkers. #onlyingotham #shutupdave #notbatman

 Kids are now calling me Batmom after I kicked a mugger in the face. Coworkers have picked up on this. #seriously? #i'mablackbelt

 Batfam has heard the nickname after Lewis and Jenny call me this when I yelled at Harley and Poison Ivy for making me late for Alice’s ballet recital. Am now being called Batmom by Red Hood and Nightwing. #onlyingotham #damnitkids

 Red Robin collpased outside my apartment. Took him inside to check on him. He woke up, told me he’d be fine with more coffee. Lectured him on proper sleep and caffine intake. Batman shows up with Robin. Red Robin calls me ‘Batmom’, leaves with them. Batman does a doubletake. #onlyingotham #batfam

 My kids are now hanging with the Wayne family? Like… Emily actually likes Damian Wayne? I don’t… what? #onlyingotham #littleshitscallmebatmom #NOTBATMAN #shutupdave

I get such a sick feeling in my stomach when I think about you with somebody else.

Somebody touching you, kissing you, feeling you makes me so sad, but you know what’s even more fucked up?

When I think about you with someone else sitting on a beach at 2 am listening to the sound of the waves.

Do you want to know why this makes me so sad?

Because that’s what you do with a person you really care about.
I mean you can have sex with everyone even without feelings.

But you will never find yourself sitting on a beach with someone, at 2 am who you don’t care about. Sharing stories in the sand with thousands of stars above you.

So yes. The thought of you with someone else at the beach sitting together, talking about life makes me more sad then everything else on this planet.

Because i want it to be me who spends the night with you at the beach. Watching stars, listening to the waves, building sand castles in the dark, drinking the cheap wine out of the bottle while laughing so hard that we spit it everywhere.

—  I want it to be me

bookkbaby

What happened?

Oy.

So Kelly giving birth to Lucifer’s rape-baby (named JACK, good old Jack Satan) ripped a floating glowy space vagina in the front yard. Inside the glowy space vagina was a world in which Sam and Dean were never born, and so it’s literally Hell On Earth. Bobby is there for cameo purposes. They decide to lock up Lucifer into the Glowy Space Vagina world. They succeed in getting him in there, and Crowley sacrifices himself to close up the portal to Glowy Space Vagina World, because SURE.

Cas says he trusts his Baby-God because Baby-God is going to make a world without pain, fear, want, suffering, etc. Paradise. You know, like the Paradise of a static Heaven he rejected and fought against, that little thing THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW IS BASED AROUND. It’s moronic and doesn’t make sense, but Dabb thinks your scripts making sense is for losers.

Then, FOR LITERALLY NO REASON IT WASN’T PART OF THE PLAN AND SAM AND DEAN HAD NEARLY SUCCEED, Cas pops into Glowy Vagina World and gently stabs Lucifer in the kidney for some reason. Nobody knows why, Lucifer was going to be sealed and away. Sam and Dean jump back into the real world, there’s a pause, and hey Cas made it back, he wasn’t sealed in there too.

But oh noes, Lucifer is right behind him, and stabs him with an angel blade, killing him. There’s wing burn marks on the ground. Dean screams no, Mary runs out and begins punching the shit out of the devil with brass knuckles, because it’s just fucking whatever at this point. Lucifer grabs Mary, pulls her into Glowy Vagina World, and the portal closes. They’re stuck there.

Cas’s death may be the stupidest thing SPN has ever produced, and they once had a possessed mannequin episode and a racist truck episode and three separate bestiality episodes. It’s like you know when your writing fic, and can’t figure out how to get to Point A to Point B, but you want to move on and finish the bulk of the first draft, so as a placeholder you put “And then some shit happened for reasons”? Imagine that being filmed and shot and put on national TV for all to see. Because Andrew Dabb is a hack with no pride who thinks we’re all as stupid as his scripts are.

Dean stares at Cas’s dead body, while Sam goes and chases down Jack Satan, a creepy CGI nude teenage boy that I laughed so hard at seeing.

Kelly died giving birth to teenage Jack Satan. But she was beautiful while doing it, and that’s all that matters.

Also Rowena was killed offscreen in the beginning. Because there’s a  misogyny quota and all.

I swear I am not making any of this up.

Blue eyes

Request: Hey I was wondering if you could do a BuckyXReader where the reader has a dog and she talks about him all the time so Bucky gets confused and thinks its her boyfriend and he gets a little annoyed and Jealous because he likes the reader. Thanks!

Pairings: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Language

Tags; @sassy-and-classy-cowgirl  @ifoundlove-x0vanessa0x @fashun–deevah


- If you sigh another time I’m calling an ambulance 

The jesting voice of Sam starttles you making you look confused at your friend. 

- I’m not sighing - you protest and he raises an eyebrow amused

Okay, maybe you do, a little bit, but in your defense how could you not? Recently you have achieved one of your life goals: have a fluffly, beautiful, adorable puppy. You have been discussing with the owner of the apartament you are ocuping for the lasts months and finally, after the promise that you will pay if the dog breaks something, he had conceed you to have a puppy, and you couldn’t be more in love with it. He is the most precious thing you have seen in your life and half of your thoughs are about him recently, you can’t wait to arrive home and play with him.

- Then, you have problems breathing? - he mocks and Nat laughs besides him

- Leave the girl alone - she says - she can’t help it

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Muse Sentence Starters

This is for @xkaliahx Hehehe I like being clingy but she did say she liked MCR like me.

Anyways, These sentence starters are My Chemical Romance ones from their most famous songs.

Dead!-

  • “If you get to Heaven, I’ll be here waiting, babe.”
  • “Did you get what you deserved?”
  • “Have you heard the news that you’re dead?”
  • “No one ever had much nice to say.”
  • “I think they never liked you anyway.”
  • “Take me from the hospital bed.”
  • “Wouldn’t it be grand?”
  • “It ain’t exactly what you planned.”
  • “Wouldn’t it be great if we were dead?”
  • “Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish, you never fell in love.”
  • “’Cause now you’ve got maybe two weeks to live, is that the most you can give?”
  • “Oh, motherfucker.”
  • “If life ain’t just a joke, then why are we laughing?”
  • “If life ain’t just a joke, then why am I dead?!”

I Don’t Love You-

  • “Well when you go, don’t ever think I’ll try to make you stay.”
  • “And maybe when you get back, I’ll be off to find another way.”
  • “And after all that time you still owe, you’re still a good-for-nothing I don’t know.”
  • “So take your gloves and get out.”
  • “Better get out while you can.”
  • “When you go, would you even turn to say I don’t love you like I did yesterday.”
  • “Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading, so sick and tired of all the needless beating.”
  • “But baby when they knock you down and out, is where you oughta stay…”
  • “You better get up while you can.”
  • “When you go, would you even have the guts to say, I don’t love you like I loved you yesterday.

Na Na Na-

  • “The future is bullet proof!”
  • “The aftermath is secondary, it’s time to do it now and do it loud!”
  • “Killjoys, make some noise!”
  • “Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs I don’t need it, but I’ll sell what you got, take the cash and I’ll keep it.”
  • “Eight legs to the wall, hit the gas and kill them all!”
  • “And we crawl, and we crawl, and we crawl…”
  • “You be my detonator.”
  • “Love gimme love, I don’t need but I’ll take what I want from your heart and keep it in a bag, in a box.”
  • “Put an X on the floor!”
  • Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more!”
  • “Shut up and sing it with me.”
  • “Let’s blow an artery!”
  • “Eat plastic surgery.”
  • “Keep your apology.”
  • “Give us more detonation!”
  • “Shut up and let me see your jazz hands.”
  • “Kiss me you animal!”
  • “Everybody wants to save the world, but no one wants to die.”
  • “Wanna try?”
  • “I’ll be your detonation!”
  • “Let this world explode.”

I’m Not Okay (I Promise)-

  • “Well if you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to say.”
  • “I never want to let you down or have you go.”
  • “It’s better off this way!”
  • “I’m not okay!”
  • “You wear me out.”
  • What will it take to show you that it’s not the life it seems?”
  • “I’ve told you time and time again, you sing the words but don’t know what it means…”
  • “I held you close as we both shook.”
  • “For the last time take a good hard look!”
  • “Forget about the dirty looks…”
  • “You said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed!”
  • I’m okay…. I’m okay!”
  • “I-I’m okay now…”
  • “But you really need to listen to me, I mean it I’m okay!”
  • “Trust me. I’m not okay!”
  • “I’m really not okay!”
  • “I’m not o-fucking-kay!”
  • “Okay?!”

Famous Last Words-

  • “Now I know, that I can’t make you stay.”
  • “But where’s your heart?”
  • “And I know, there’s nothing I can say to change that part.”
  • “But can I speak?”
  • “Well it is hard understanding, I’m incomplete.”
  • “A life that’s so demanding.”
  • “I can’t speak.”
  • “I get so weak.”
  • “A love that’s so demanding, I can’t speak.”
  • “I am not afraid to keep on living.”
  • “I am not afraid to walk this world alone.”
  • “Honey if you stay, I’ll be forgiven.”
  • “Nothing you can say can stop me going home.”
  • “Can you see, my eyes are shining bright.”
  • “And I’m so weak.”
  • “I’m incomplete.”
  • “I get so weak.”
  • “I see you lying next to me with words I thought I’d never speak, awake and unafraid”
  • “Asleep or dead?”
  • “These bright lights have always blinded me.”

Helena~ So Long and Goodnight-

  • “What’s the worst you take?”
  • “For every heart you break.”
  • “For every blade you stain.”
  • “Well, I’ve been holding on tonight.”
  • “What’s the worst thing I can say?”
  • “Things are better if I stay.”
  • “So long, and goodnight.”
  • “Came a time, when every star fall bought you to tears again.”
  • “We are the very hurt you sold.”
  • ”And if you carry on this way, things are better if I stay.”
  • “Can you hear me?”
  • “Are you near me?”
  • “We can pretend to leave and then we’ll meet again.”
  • “When both our cars collide.”

Cancer-

  • “Turn away.”
  • “If you could get me a drink of water cause my lips are chapped and faded.”
  • “Call (Insert Name) and help her/him gather all my things and bury me in all my favorite colors.”
  • “My sisters an my brothers…”
  • “Still, I will not kiss you.”
  • “’Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you.”
  • “Now turn away, ‘cause I’m awful just to see.”
  • “’Cause all my hairs abandoned all my body.”
  • “Oh, my agony.”
  • “Know that I will never marry!”
  • “Baby, I’m just soggy from the chemo.”
  • “But counting down the days to go…. It just ain’t living!”
  • And I just hope you know that if you say goodbye today, I’ll ask you to be true because the hardest part of this is leaving you.”

Teenagers-

  • “I’m gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of you.”
  • “Because I sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you son/girl, So I can watch all the things you do.”
  • “Because the drugs never work.”
  • “They’re gonna give you a smirk.”
  • “’Cause they got methods to keeping you clean.”
  • “I’m gonna rip up your head, your inspirations to shreds.”
  • “Another cog in the murder machine.”
  • “All teenagers scare the living shit out of me.”
  • “I could care less, as long as some one’ll bleed.
  • “So darken my clothes.”
  • “I’ll strike a violent pose.”
  • “Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me.”
  • “The boys and girls in the clique, the awful name that they stick, you’re never gonna fit in much kid/dear.
  • “But if you’re troubled and hurt, what you got under your shirt will make them pay for the things that they did.”

Welcome To The Black Parade-

  • “When I was a young boy/girl my Father/Mother took me into the city to see a marching band.”
  • “He/She said Son/Girl when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?”
  • “He/She said, Will you defeat them, your demons and all the non-believers? And the plans that they have made?”
  • “Because one day, I’ll leave you.”
  • “A phantom to lead you to the summer, to join the Black Parade.”
  • “Sometimes I get the feeling, she’s watching over me.”
  • “And other times I feel like I should go.”
  • “And through it all, the rise and fall the bodies in the streets.”
  • “And when I’m gone, I want you to know, we’ll carry on!”
  • “And when you’re dead and gone believe me your memory will carry on.”
  • “I’ll carry it on.”
  • “And in my heart I can’t contain it.”
  • “The anthem won’t explain it.”
  • “Your misery and hate will kill us all.”
  • “So paint it black and take it back, shout it loud and clear.”
  • “Defiant to the end we hear the call to carry on.”
  • “And though you’re broken and defeated, your weary widow marches.”
  • “On and on we’ll carry through the fears of disappointed faces of your peers.”
  • “Take a look at me cause I could not care at all.”
  • “Do or die, you’ll never make me ‘cause the world, will never take my heart.”
  • “Though you try, you’ll never break me!”
  • “We want it all, we wanna play this part.”
  • “Won’t explain or say I’m sorry.” 
  • “I’m not ashamed, I’m gonna show my scar.”
  • “Give a cheer for all the broken.”
  • “I’m just a boy/girl, I’m not a hero.”
  • “I. Don’t. Care!”
  • “Go and try, you’ll never break me!”
Writing Prompts for the Modern Age
  • dude… do you SEE THEM? Like, I know coffee shops are such a cliche place to find the one, and I’m not gay but… goddamn- I’m going to talk to them.
  • “He’s probably had sex with some kitchen appliance, I’m willing to bet. Good god, he’s so lonely.”
  • “You use emoji’s like a straight person.”
  • “I saw a flash out of the corner of my eye- and my first reaction was to punch it. I’m so sorry- are you okay?”
  • “I’d rather kill myself than commit suicide- wait- shit!”
  • “You can’t just… UNSEND a letter! And if that isn’t the biggest oversight of human civilization, I don’t know what is.”
  • “Chicken is disgusting, I’m a beef bitch.”
  • “I can’t believe I met you through a twitter/facebook/Tumblr/amino post that just read- in all caps: I ‘ M   G A Y   A N D   I   W A N T   A T T E N T I O N.”
  • “She finally dumped him- somebody get her a cake and a Slurpee, stat.”
  • “I identify as a slutty gay man. Because I am one.”
  • “I’m sech  tavvy.” “…wait.”
  • “Sometimes boobs need moral support too man.”
  • I broke my exes nose, you found out a year later- despite being the closest person to me- and bought me a key chain. Thanks!”
  • It’s 3 am and I’m currently googling how much you can shove up a human ass- and we’re awake playing an infuriating minigame to get 100 percent completion of our favorite game, and we’re eating croutons out of the bag with ranch dip and I think I love you?
  • You stole my notebook/sketchbook/laptop and started looking through it- and you started blushing madly when you found all my porn? You hand it back and tell me I have good taste- I didn’t know you were into that stuff too… okay…
  • “You know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Murderers.”
  • We made up a drinking game together called ‘kinks’ where people go around in a circle calling out kinks, and you take a shot if you’re into it- you are more hammered than anybody here- do you want a ride home?
  • Some dude came up to us at 5 am at a McDonalds, while we’re on our way to a convention out of town and asked you if you were sailor moon- I laughed so hard another hot cake killed itself by falling to the floor and everything is just so funny with you!
  • You can scratch your pubes, just don’t make it weird.
  • We’re picking out mystery box toys, and you say, “I’m telling you, I have lucky fingers!” “I’m sorry- what Leprechauns have you fingered recently? You just ruined the Lucky Charms man for me forever HOW DARE YOU.”
  • “Move your chicken wing out of the way, you chicken fried fuck.”
  • “Who’s your ABC OTP?” “I think the obvious answer is a lowercase L and O… but- I might be missing something here.”
  • “What if I was both near and far sighted?” “You’d be blind.”
  • Suddenly I’m telling you about the one thing that wasn’t really scary- but totally traumatised me as a child and I’m starting to get scared again- help me YOU ASKeD AND StArTeD ThIs!
  • I’m addicted to protein shakes, and you just got me a Costco sized crate of 400 as a gag gift- but I seriously WILL drink all of these before years end- fucking watch me.
  • “I officially hit my FUCK IT button, and I bit a bullet without thinking- and WOW THAT Worked out…. surprisingly well? Thanks for not wanting me dead!
Tower of Dawn reaction

So I just finished ToD and I have a lot of feelings. I made a few notes while reading it so here it goes

Spoilers under the cut

HELLO CHAOL PLEASE DONT MAKE ME CRY ON THE FIRST CHAPTER

Ok… the setting of the atmosphere and the new continent and Antica are very interesting. It is very Mongolian I am so here for it

I still don’t know how i feel about the royal family

OK BUT EVERY TIME SOMEONE MENTIONS DORIAN OR AELIN I SCREAM

when Chaol was thinking about the witches’ attack on Rifthold and how Manon probably led it I laughed so hard lol IF HE ONLY KNEW

NESRYN’S SO CONFLICTED SHE FEELS LIKE AN OUTSIDER IN ADARLAN I AM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

Kashin and Sartaq… ok I like you don’t screw it up

HELLO YRENE

SHE WANTS TO HELP IN THE WAR I AM CRYING SHE IS TOO GOOD  I am on her first chapter and i am literally crying

“A note, written by a stranger who had saved her life and granted her freedom in a matter of hours. Yrene had never learned her name, that young woman who had worn her scars like some ladies wore their finest jewelry.” AND I THOUGHT I WAS EMOTIONAL BEFORE DAMN AELIN I haven’t read The Assassin’s Blade lol

NESRYN AND CHAOL NEED TO TALK ASAP

CATS IN THE LIBRARY

the vlag followed them didn’t they

So is Nesryn and Sartaq and Chaol and Yrene now

The girls at the Torre fangirling over Chaol lol 😂

Chaol poor baby i am very emotional… how useless he feels
HIS MEMORIES I AM CRYING THE PAIN IS REAL

“Good color. Good posture. Certainly good sass.” I SHIP IT

“Skull’s Bay” REALLY CHAOL

DORIAN TORTURING AND KILLING CHAOL’S MEN WHEN HE WAS CONTROLLED BY THE VLAG … CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING AND CRYING

Sartaq is BABE

DAMN THOSE SPIDERS LOL THEY REMIND ME OF MANON AND HOW MUCH I MISS HER

PROTECT BORTE AT ALL COSTS

CAHOL WALKING AND CAHORENE KISSING THAT WAS SOOO INTENSE

I like Kadara but Abraxos is still my babe

THE HEALERS ORIGINATED FROM THE FAE

Hasar and Renia !!! ENOUGH SAID

CHAOL TALKING ABOUT AELIN AND THE ROYALS PISSING IN THEIR PANTS IS MY AESTHETIC

CHAOL DEFENDING ROWAN IS EVERYTHING

THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU SHITTALK ABOUT AELIN-YRENE PUSHING HASAR IN THE POOL 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

RENIA SAVED THE DAY

CHAOLANDYRENECHAOLANDYRENECHAOLANDYRENE I TOTALLY KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

SARTAQ IS BREAKING MY HEART

JWHDGWNCECJD FREAKING MAVE WTFFFFFFFF

OK but these chapters with the spiders were so intense I CAN FINALLY BREATHE 

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT WE KNOW LYSANDRA’S PARENTAGE

Chaol and Yrene are so horny and touchy lol

FINALLY SEEING CHAOL’S PERSPECTIVE AND FEELINGS WITH EVERYTHING WITH AELIN
HIS EMOTIONS TOWARDS HER AND ROWAN AND HIS DEVOTION TO DORIAN WTF THIS CHAPTER IS BREAKING MY HEART

DORIAN AND CHAOL ARE EVERYTHING!!!

CHAOL EMBRACING HIS INJURIES AND REALIZING HE IS NOT LESS BECAUSE OF THEM IS MY NEW JAM

SHE SAVED HIM THEY ARE TIED TOGETHER

“NEVER DUVA” THE ROYAL FAMILY IS
GIVING ME THE FEELS

SARTAQ YESSSSS  

YES NESRYN DESERVES SOMEONE WHO PUTS HER FIRST 

SHE IS GOING TO BE AN EMPRESS YALL

“LADY WESTFALL” I AM SCREAMING

Lol in ToG one of  Dorian’s biggest problems was that his mother wanted to marry him off and now his friends are married before him and didn’t invite him to the weddings HE IS GOING TO BE SOOOO PISSED 😂

Manorian wedding in tog7 BUT DONT CUT IT OUT SARAH

“There was something to be said about the prospect of charging down Morath foot soldiers atop a horse named Butterfly” BEST LINE OF THE BOOK 

HE KNOWS IT WAS AELIN WHO WROTE THE NOTE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

FIREHEART WHY WHYYYYYY

“Let’ begin” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS

You don't even work here!

This is pretty long, sorry! Tl;dr at the bottom.

Okay, so I’m a seasonal cashier for a southern grocery store (I’ve posted before about my manager being a bitch about my knee injury). I was hired last spring and worked through the summer until I went back to university. However, I’m currently back at home for a bunch of medical reasons, so that means I spend a lot of time at my work for getting groceries and basic house stuff. Since seasonals are technically still employees even when we’re not “active,” we still get the 5% employee discount.

I was at the store yesterday (02/04) specifically for a really awesome brownie mix sale where a brand of molten lava brownie mix (so delicious with ice cream btw! Duncan Hines was the brand I think) was BOGO. So, you end up getting 2 family size boxes of goodness for ~$4. I got my two boxes (I would’ve gotten more but would’ve felt bad for taking advantage) and went to checkout. Coincidentally, a soccer mom with her little boy was behind me getting the same thing, and she looked a little peeved about something. During my transaction and while chatting with my coworker, I heard her muttering to herself about us being “chatty cathys.” Fair enough, I shouldn’t be taking up my coworker’s time anyways.

So my total ended up being less than $4 due to my employee discount. After that was over, my manager caught me and kept me at the end of the till to ask me for a specific date for when I was coming back to work permanently. Meanwhile, soccer mom’s transaction went as such, and my manager and I can hear everything.

Cashier: “Alrighty, with your [Brand] Card savings, you’re total will be $4.15!”

SM: “Yeah, no, that’s wrong.”

Cashier: “Um, I’m sorry? These are the boxes of [BOBO Brand], correct?”

SM: *rolls her eyes* “Obviously! But *jabs her index finger at me* that girl got them for less! So fix the price or get me a damn manager!”

Now, this cashier doesn’t do well under pressure, so he wasn’t able to remember that I also get the employee discount, and tbh, I typically forget too, so I was kinda just standing there, staring at this bitch while my manager put it together.

Manager: “Ma'am, I am the manager, and [my name] is an employee, so she recieves the employee discount, which is why her boxes were less than normal.”

SM: *again, rolls her eyes and scoffs* “You know, I’ve had a hard day, and you’re just making it worse! It isn’t fair for her to get it cheaper, and she DOES NOT work here because I come in here ALL THE TIME and never see her! I want to see your boss!”

I just start fucking laughing. And it’s a really harsh, cynical laugh, which I try never to let out since it doesn’t help that I have a resting bitch face. This was so hilarious though, having someone literally be so confident that just because you don’t see someone working, then they don’t have a job. I can only wonder how she thinks the store gets stocked. But even though it was funny as shit, I felt awful cause I knew right away it would set her off.

At this point, soccer mom proceeds to bitch and moan even more (all the while, her son looks mortified to be with her, poor kid) about how the cashier, manager, and I were like working together to get stuff cheaper for our benefit, and she even managed to squeeze in complaints about me and my coworker “flirting” the entire time. The lady actually stepped to me, which is immediate cause for removal, so she got kicked out pretty soon after that. And she was still screaming on the way out with her kid (coworker slipped him a couple of lollipops so he was kinda just along for the ride).

I don’t know what ruined her PTA meeting, but jfc, people need to realize that you can’t always get your way and that you should never act with such foolishness in front of your child.

Tl;dr: I get brownie mix 20 cents cheaper thanks to employee discount. Soccer mom, who is not an employee, is baffled and pissed she doesn’t get the discount and ends up getting kicked out while throwing a fucking grade A hissy fit.

BTS| Ice skating

BTS Preference: You want to go ice skating

                                                                                                    - mi


Jin

  • *gentleman mood on*
  • would take you to a frozen lake or ice skating area  immediately
  • of course he knows how to
  • but you don’t
  • like what means balance ?
  • he would hold you tight
  • until he thought its okay
  • he thought wrong

Originally posted by queen-hipstoria


Suga

  • old grandpa would hate the idea
  • like where is the sense in sliding across a frozen lake and possibly break your bones instead of sitting in the safe studio and producing music
  • “please”
  • “no”
  • “please” 
  • “no”
  • “but i love you”
  • “no”
  • silent treatment and pouting from your side
  • “i don’t give a shit” from his
  • until he couldnt take it anymore 
  • “you take care of me when I break my bones”
  • when you stepped on the frozen lake, you would cling on him
  • “ what? your not able to do that? ”
  • would help you 
  • would be smug about it and would show it
  • would find your unability lowkey cute

Originally posted by australiassouthernbelle


Namjoon

  • would be worried since he knew that both of you were more than clumsy
  • but would do it anyways to make you happy
  • would get faster and faster since both of you were stable on the ice
  • until he got foolish
  • “look how fast i am”
  • that was his end
  • (I’m laughing more than i should)

Originally posted by bruisette


Hoseok

  • would be happy to spent time with you
  • confident until he made his first step on the ice
  • would cling on you
  • “dont be scared jagi, I just want to make sure that you’re safe”
  • you would laugh so hard
  • “ its ok hoseok, let me teach you”
  • our little scream queen would try it for you

Originally posted by teenwolf-over-everything


Jimin

  • okay, i can imagine him to make it a totally romantic thing
  • like hand holding, kissing, hugging
  • of course while sliding across the area
  • people would look because everyone would sense how much in love you are
  • a night whith a happy ending ( im sorry im sorry i needed to write this)

Originally posted by myfriendamy


Taehyung

  • more excited than you when you asked him
  • would giggle all the way to the lake
  • laughing the whole time 
  • but would  actually be pretty secure on the ice
  • people would look after you because you were so noisy
  • taehyung would be noisy
  • “come on jagi, lets make a video for the hyungs”
  • you filming him
  • it never works when someone’s watching
  • enough said

Originally posted by hair-braids


Jungkook

  • golden maknae rises
  • if you thought about a romantic evening, you thought wrong
  • would burn for showing you how good he can hold the balance
  • woul even try some figures 
  • feels like the king, looks like a three-year-old


Originally posted by purpleshield1548

anonymous asked:

Hi FYI I love your writing!! Would you mind writing a tom holland x reader imagine where tom comes home to find the reader asleep for studying and he carries them upstairs to bed and the reader starts to wake up in his arms and it's just really fluffy?? Thank you so much!!!

Tom Holland x Reader

Warnings: none

Word count: 604

A/N: Thank you first of all! Means a lot to me! <3 I hope this is good, I know my requested ones are just always a bit short!


Originally posted by tomhollanddaily

“Baby? I’m home!” Tom’s voice echoed through the flat as he entered it, though no one answered. It was about 10 PM and he didn’t think you were asleep already. As he walked into the living room Tom immediately quieted down in his actions, seeing you asleep on the couch. “Whoopsie.” He chuckled. You were lying on the couch with the script for your newest movie on your chest.

You told him you were going to learn your lines and apparently you drifted off into sleep while doing it. He just looked at you in awe for a while, adoring every single one of your features. Slowly he took the script off you and put it on the coffee table. Tom shoved his hands under your body, trying not to wake you up. “Okay, careful Tom, don’t bump her head against anything.” He whispered just to himself.

Gently he picked you up bridal style, letting your head lean against your chest. “That’s good. Okay.” Slowly he started carrying you upstairs to your bedroom. Just as he was on the middle of the staircase your eyes fluttered open. It took you a moment to realize what was happening but when you did you snuggled your head in his chest. “Aw man, I didn’t want to wake you.” “Wanted it to be all romantic?” You whispered in a raspy voice. A soft chuckle escaped his mouth, making you feel his chest vibrate against your head and body. “You got me.” Tom stated shortly. Finally he entered the bedroom. He placed you on the bed.

“Thank you. But Tohooom?” You asked a little childish. “Yeah?” “I don’t wanna sleep in my jeans. That’s so uncomfortable.” Irritated he looked at you before realizing what you were asking. “Fine.” Desperately he tried to suppress a grin.

As he came closer to the bed again you rolled yourself on your back. He climbed on top of you. Quickly he placed a sweet kiss on your nose before opening the button and zipper of your jeans. “If you weren’t so tired, I’d be doing something much more exciting right now…for the both of us.” A laugh escaped your mouth as he watched you. Tom climbed off you again while pulling off your jeans, which was hard enough given the fact that they were pretty tight.

Walking over to the closet he threw the jeans onto the chair in front of the desk. Quickly he grabbed a grey pair of sweatpants and walked back to you. Circuitously he put them onto you, making you question his way of thinking. “I can’t believe I am putting close onto you instead of getting them off you.” “A welcome change.” You commented, rubbing your tired eyes. “Have I told you how adorable you look when you’re really tired?” He climbed on top of you again. “Probably…sometime.” You answered. He started planting lots of small kisses all over your face. “Stop it.” Laughing you jokingly tried to push him away.

He just stared at your face for a solid few minutes before you kiss his lips gently. He deepens the kiss, moving one hand of his to your waist. Pulling away you push him off and make him fall next to you. “Hey!” Tom laughed before rolling over to you. “I love you.” You stated apologetically. “Yeah right.” He chuckled softly. “I’ll take a quick shower and then I’ll go to bed as well.” He informed you before kissing you once again and leaving the room.

After the shower he entered the room just to see you sound asleep. Smiling he joined you, spooning you carefully.

lucia-ik  asked:

after that kidnaping post I feel like I need some family comedy in my life. idk I could totally see keith being the person that could read smut with a straight face(as long as it's not directed towards him it's all cool). So one day keith is editing this sex scene and writing constructive criticism for the author and shiro reads it over his shoulder and is scandalize(your reading that at the family table?!) and keith just shrugs and says: how do you think I found out i'm ace?

I am laughing so hard because this is just hilarious! LMAO THANK YOU. This is a great prompt and I hope not to disappoint XD

[The Voltron Family] The three kids were in the kitchen trying to bake cookies with Hunk leading them considering he was 11 now and Lance was 10 and Pidge was 9. Keith was in the breakfast table, monitoring them making sure not to make too much mess on a Saturday morning—all while working on a new author he was handling. It was a bit different from his usual ones, which were young adult novels, but Keith was open to new things—this manuscript being aimed at 18 and above. 

Basically it had smut. The manuscript was thick, and currently he was reading the sex scene and he couldn’t help but criticize it. Not only the writing, but the way the sex was happening between two guys. Keith kept knitting his eyebrows in frustration as he scribbled using his red pen on the sides for notes.

Better think this one through. I don’t believe it could stretch that much. Take this from me, I know. 

This is just honestly too unsanitary. Revise. 

I’m not kink shaming but, this is absolutely impossible to do. Revise or think of another kink. 

Hunk: Daddy Keith, how many cups of sugar again?
Keith: *looks up* Just one cup, baby. *smiles*

Keith went back to reading with a straight face while his kids laughed at how Lance couldn’t get to crack an egg right. 

Keith: Make sure to wash your hands, Lance. And Pidge, pick up that wooden spoon and wash it if you’re going to use it again. *goes back to reading*

Shiro joined them in the kitchen all fresh and clean after his workout. He saw Keith sitting on the stool by the breakfast table, reading while looking so bored but he’d bend down to write a thing or two. The kids spotted him and signaled them to hush it as he walked over behind Keith to wrap his arms around Keith’s tummy and resting his chin on Keith’s shoulder.

Shiro: Good morning, red bean. *kisses Keith’s cheek*
Keith: *hums in acknowledgement* *nuzzles his cheek on Shiro’s* *continues to concentrate reading* 
Shiro: *smiles* *hugs Keith tighter*

Shiro’s eyes wandered on the manuscript Keith was reading and it started out great and then suddenly he read the sex scenes and he detached himself from Keith, looking absolutely scandalized.

Shiro: *taps Keith* *whispers* YOU’RE READING THAT IN THE FAMILY TABLE?!!! *looks at the kids pointedly* WITH THE KIDS IN THE KITCHEN?! 
Keith: *turns around to look at Shiro* *raises eyebrow* You say that as if I’m reading smut to the kids out loud.
Shiro: *blushes* But Keith! That’s so… *whispers* obscene.
Keith: It is. *sighs*
Shiro: How can you read that with such a straight face?!
Keith: *snorts* How’d you think I found out I’m ace? 
Shiro: *gapes* You read por—
Keith: *chuckles* I tried things to see if something’s wrong with me, babe. This… *points at the manuscript* just doesn’t affect me. Or anything sexual for that matter to be honest. Then I accepted myself, I just don’t, yknow?
Shiro: *smiles* And that’s fine, Keith. *hugs* I love you just the way you are.
Keith: *smiles* You cheese ball. *turns back to the paper* Also, this is honestly frustrating. Check this out. This guy thinks he could stretch like a friggin gymnast! No one can be that flexible without proper training and—
Shiro: *rests his chin on Keith’s shoulder* Hmmmm *reads* Oh my god. That’s gross. *points at a scene* How are people this— that is unsafe.
Keith: That’s what I said. *sighs* Mind helping me? You’re more… yanno.
Shiro: *raises an eyebrow* More what, Keith? I’m more what? *smirks*
Keith: This is your area of expertise, not mine. I only have you as my se—
Shiro: *covers Keith’s mouth* *whispers* DON’T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!! You’re so scandalous! I’ll help you, okay? Just don’t traumatize our children at the tender age of 11. *looks at Hunk*
Hunk: *looks back at them curiously* Yes?
Shiro: You’re doing great, sweetheart! *takes a seat beside Keith* *looks at his husband* Okay, now which part do you need— *notices Keith staring at him* What now?
Keith: You’re so wonderful, you know that? *smiles fondly* 
Shiro: *rolls eyes* Now who’s the cheese ball here? *bumps Keith* Now lemme see that. *takes the manuscript* 

[PART 02]

BTS Reation - Hugging Their Crush

Heya. I hope you enjoy it and don’t forget to ask anything you have on your mind.

~ BTS reaction to being hugged by their crush ~


Jin:

You really love your neighbours, they are always so polite and kind. They have a kid named Jin, two years older than you. You are good childhood friends, you always played and had fun together as kids. You didn’t see him in a long time since he’s debuted in a kpop band. You always see him on TV and it seems like he changed a lot. He became even more handsome than before and people really appreciated him, not only for his looks, but for his talent aswell.

You kinda missed those days when you hanged out with him. Maybe his jokes were bad, but their lameness was funny. Those terrible puns never let you down when you had a bad day. He was there for you, he always knew what and when to say. It’s true, he was kind of an impulsive person, but that was his charm.

Even after your childhood friend, Jin, left for pursuing his dream, you still kept in touch with his parents. As you had promised Jin’s parents that you will prepare your special dish for them, today they invited you to their house. As you were about to knock, a familiar face opened the door.

“Jin? I didn’t expect to ever see you again.“ You said jokingly.

“Well here I am.”

You entered the house and saluted his family. He offered to help you in the kitchen since he knew better where to find the ingredients and tools. You cooked together while joking around. As you were putting some flour into a bowl, Jin cracked a joke that made you laugh so hard, you accidentally poured the flour on your clothes. Both you and Jin gasped dramatically and looked at each other in shock.

“This is all your fault, Jin. You clean it up.“

“But you should have payed attention to your cooking, not to me. Am I that handsome you can’t handle it?“ 

“Well, you should make some changes to your clothing. Too much black. You should opt for lighter clothes. Here let me help you.“ You said as you hugged him tightly, so all of that flour could rub on him too.

Jin at that moment felt … love. He missed you so much, and now, being so close to you seemed surreal. He hugged you back, not worring about his clothes. You, in his arms, was what really mattered. After breaking the hug, he will surely scold you. After all, he didn’t want you to find out about his feelings for you just yet.

Originally posted by jjilljj


Yoongi:

You didn’t go out with your friends that much lately, so when they invited you to go ice skating you acceoted right away, although you’ve never been ice skating before. Besides, how hard could it be? Very difficult. You and your group of friends just entered the renk a few minutes ago and your legs were already shaking from the effort of staying on your feet. Your grip on the railing was so tight, your hands started to feel numb. Moreover, in the ice skating room was so cold, it didn’t make your situation any more pleasant.

Your friends were laughing together and enjoying their time, as they were skating too fast for you. However, you noticed that someone was missing. Min Yoongi was supposed to come today too, but guess he prefered to relax a bit at home after last chaotic days at his workplace. Just as you were trying to skate a bit more at your slow peace, someone approached you.

“Hi! I guess I’m not the only one who didn’t skate before, huh?“ Yoongi said cheerfully.

“What are you talking about? I’m doing peferctly fine. I just wanted to catch my breath a bit.“ You told him full of confidence. “What took you so long to get here?“

“I fell asleep a bit. I’m really tired, but I still don’t want to ditch you, so here I am.“

“You should really rest more; it isn’t good for your health.“ You said worryingly.

“I will. I promise. Now, why don’t you show me your skating skills, expert Y/N?“

You smile sarcastically and try to let go of the railing and make some steps forward, but fail miserably. You immediatelly fall. Your butt and your pride, both were so immensely damaged. Yoongi is trying his best not to laugh at you. You struggle to get up, everytime slipping again and again, in the end giving up. You turn your face to Yoongi and want to ask him to help you up, but he already is taking a firm grip on you lifting you back on your feet.

You feel so ashamed right now, not only your friends, but all the other people here saw what happened. You hug Yoongi tightly. You wanted to hide your face from everyone. Yoongi gave you one of his gummy smiles, patted you on the back encourangingly, and said:

“Since neither I, nor you, can stand ice skating, let’s get out of here and drink some hot chocolate together.”

Originally posted by shootingfingerhearts


Hoseok:

Hoseok was a really good friend of yours. Hanging out with him always gave you energy, since he was such a happy and hilarious person. Yoou haven’t seen him in a long time and you really missed him. He is away on tour with his kpop band, BTS. Ever since they’d won at BBMAs The Top Social Artist award, they had concerts in more and more countries all over the world. Their tours usually didn’t last more than six months, but this time they were away for a whole year.

Yesterday you heard that they finally came back in Korea. You were really excited, a lot has happened throughout a year and you couldn’t wait to tell at least all the juicy details to Hoseok.

Now it’s 7 pm. Just as you wondered what your friend Hoseok was doing, you received a text from him.

Sunshine: “Heya. I just got back from tour yesterday. Wanna come by the studio and talk for a bit? :)”

Y/N: “I’ll be there in 5.”

As you entered the little room, you were welcomed by Hoseok, who was smiling ear to ear. You suddenly felt the urge to hug him. You really did miss him. After he left, you had a hard time dealing with life’s problems all alone. He hugged you back, tightly.

“Woah, seems like someone really did miss me.“ He happily said as he kept on hugging you. He was blushing and he didn’t want you to see it.

“Of course, how couldn’t I? Your heart is beating so fast, Hoseok. This means that you’re really happy to see me aswell, right?“

Hoseok froze when he heard your words, but relaxed a bit after that. He thought you found out about his feelings. As he let you go, something in his mind tells him that he has to be sincere with you, but he brushes off that tought. He wants to enjoy this moment a bit more. He’s afraid that if he tells you how he feels, everything between you two would vanish. He was sure you didn’t feel the same way.

Originally posted by helloangiemccartney


Namjoon:

Three months ago, you moved to Seoul. Why moving to Seoul? You just gratuated university and are looking for a job. So where are the most job offers? In the capital, exactly. Nearby the place you lived, there was a tall building. One night, sneaked out in there and went to the rooftop of the building. The night sky was amazing. However, you weren’t the only one who was on that rooftop. Since that night, you always went there for at least an hour or so, before going home to sleep. And every single night, you saw that man standing there, looking at the sky in deep thought.

One night you decided to get to know him. His name is Namjoon. You talked for hours. He was a fun person, with lots of interesting things on his mind. It didn’t feel awkward or anything. Even tough you weren’t the kind of person who knows how to keep a conversation going, he was. You felt bad that night when he had to leave. Since then, you always meet him on that rooftop. You never saw his face in the daylight, you never stayed to talk with him after 4 am. You started to grow closer and closer to him, sometimes you talked even about your private lives and your secrets. He was an open minded person and you loved it.

You told him about how felt more and more depressed as the days went by. If you didn’t find a job soon, you will have to move out and maybe go to your parents’ house. You felt as if you were a terrible, useless person. You couldn’t do anything right and those feelings really affected your mental health.

Namjoon always encouraged you to have more confidence in youself and not to think about unimportant things like those. He even told that if you lost you house, you could always come and stay with him, although it could be a little uncomfortable, since there were other six boys living with him.

One day, you broke down. There were too many problems in your life. You stayed on the rooftop and cried your eyes out. When Namjoon came like the usual, you didn’t have enough power to even cry. He sat next to you and told you that everything to be alright. Funny thing, you spend so much time with Namjoon, it almost felt like you were family, yet he never touched you, he never hugged you.

You hugged him and shivered in his arms. It was so warm and it felt like… home. He was surprised by your sudden skinship and showed you his honey-like smile. His dimples were so cute and his eyes were shiny as he looked at you. It was complete silence, but it wasn’t awkward. It was a nice silence. How long have stayed like this? The morning sun rayes hit his handsome face. With a weak voice, you told him:

“There’s a light in you and it makes me never fear the darkness in me.“

Originally posted by rapnamu


Jimin:

Being the makeup artist of a kpop band wasn’t an easy task. Every person had different face features. Noisy surroundings, time pressure and feet going numb from standing up too much wasn’t something that surprised you anymore. There were some artists that made your job easier: staying still while you did their makeup and even thanking you after you finished. However, Park Jimin was a complete challenge. Always tried to initiate a conversation with you, even flirt and he was constantly moving around. Plus, his eyes were already small, but whenever he smiled, and that happened a lot, they were so tiny you felt like those artists that paint on rice grains.

Today, the usual Jimin. He was in a really good mood. He kept cracking up jokes and altough yoou were kind of annoyed by his actions, you couldn’t help laughing. To be honest, his puns were always hilarious.

As you were beginning to work on his eyes, someone screamed in your ear. This scared you so much, that you jumped on Jimin and hugged him. Jimin laughed as you were still hugging him and repeated over and over again how cute you are. You felt his chest vibrate from his laughters, his heart was beating faster and faster and his smell invaded your nostrils. God he was attractive as hell.

As you got up from Jimin and turned around, you saw that the person who scared you was no one other than your boyfriend.

“Hi babe, sorry for that.“ He said and gave you a peck on the lips. “I’ll go take soome food and come back to have lunch together. Are you going to finished by then?“

You nodded and he left the room. When you turned to face Jimin again, he seemed sad. “Are you ok, Jiminie?” you asked.

“Yeah. Let’s just finish with the makeup, I’m going to be late.“ he responded coldly.

As you did his makeup, he remained completely still and quiet, which worried you. Even when he left, he didn’t say a word, nor looked you in the eyes like he usually would.

Originally posted by sunglow1004


Taehyung:

You were a huge anime fan, so when you went on holiday in Japan, you checked out all the shops that sold plushies with anime characters. In one shop, however, you had the surprinse of seeing your childish friend Tae. He was supposed to be on tour, not shopping for new toys. He was looking at Pokemon plushies with Jungkook, they were still wearing their performance clothes. Probably they had a little break before starting the repetitions for tonight’s concert. Now that you think a bit, the stadium isn’t that far from here.

You quietly approach the boys and back hug Tae. His body immediately froze since he didn’t expect that.

“Hey, guys. What’s up?“ you asked cheerfully.

“Just checking out some shops nearby before returning to the stadium.“ Sayed Jungkook with a warm smile.

“What are you doing here, Y/N?“ Tae laughed, still trying to collect himself after the shock from before.

“I’m on holiday.“ You respond as you observe Jungkook silently leaving you and Tae alone, going to see the mangas. “I’m leaving today. I wanted to buy some Pokemon plushies before I left, though.“

“Oh really? Let me help you.“ He took a lot of plushies in his arms, hug them tightly and handed them to you. “Look, they are just as huggable as you!” He stated excitedly.

“As me?“ You asked confused. You looked down and noticed the buldge in his pants that he was desperately trying to cover using the plushies stand. Realisation hit you and you were so embarassed. While back hugging him he felt your boobs. Your cheeks were flushed red.

“Uh, I think I don’t need Pokemon plushies anymore… see you in Korea, Tae.“ You avoided making any eyecontact with him and exited the shop as fast as you could.

Tae felt horrible for the situation he put you in. Because of how he made you feel, you couldn’t get the toys that you wanted to much. He bought the plushies and left for the stadium. Hopefully, when he returns home, you will forgive him.

Originally posted by kimthwriter


Jungkook:

You were beyond excited for your friend, Jungkook. This was the first time he was going to perform his selfwritten song. He put all of his feelings in it and it was hard to keep his voice stable while singing it. You insisted on coming today to support him. He was nervous before going on stage, so you ecouraged him with kind words. He smiled wryly at you and off he went.

His song was about nonmutual love. He was in love with a girl and was too afraid to tell her so. She tought of him only as a really good friend. One particular verse caused some tears to roll off your cheeks: “You teached me how to cry at night in pure silence. Why won’t you love me now? I can’t bear you absence.”

You didn’t know why, but you felt terrible. You felt somehow guilty. He was so hurt by that girl even now. He must’ve really love her.

“Your loving eyes, your smile, aren’t for me. They are for someone else. I can feel this.“

“I’ve endured so much up ‘till now, please love me girl.“

While singing you could see tears forming in his eyes aswell, but his voice didn’t crack at all. You were so proud of his courage to open up to all of his fans about his life experiences. As he finished singing, he thanked the public and flashed a smile to the backstage door, where you were standing. It was his cute way of telling you “I did it!”.

When he came in the makeup room where you were waiting for him he asked you: “Did you like it?” 

“It was amazing!“ You hugged him and you heard him gulp. “How come we are such good friends, yet you never told me about this girl?“ You looked at him curiously.

He looked at you in complete shook. The words were stuck in his throat as he looked around the room searching for an answer.“Uhm… you are the girl“ He said quietly.

Your heart started racing and your lips formed into a smile. Funny how both of you had feelings fo each other. You mumbled “Me too.”, before Bang PD dragged him so he woud go back on stage. As he entered the stage he flashed a cute smile again, just for you.

Originally posted by iweedugirl

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

•going grocery shopping together but taking 3 times as long because they keep on messing around
•almost getting into a car accident because they were jamming to music while driving
•having sass offs
•dancing on the wooden floors of the kitchen at 3 am
•person A pinning person B to the wall and going in for a kiss but just lingering millimeters from their lips just to leave them flustered
•person A trying to cook a meal for person B but they mess up and end up making person B a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without knowing that that’s what person B was really craving
•playing Just Dance together and sweating like crazy because one of them keeps on choosing the hardest songs
•they wake up one day and just spend the entire day just driving around to no where in particular
•person A had an amazing voice but refuses to sing in front of person B so person B places video cameras all around the house secretly
•person A wearing giant sweaters and unattractive clothing and person B says “sorry…no matter what you do, you will still be beautiful”
•both are in public when person A comes up to person B and quickly nibbles on their ear and leaves quickly while person A flips out and blushes a lot
•going to a movie theatre really late at night or very early in the morning (i.e. 11pm or 1 am) and they have the entire theatre to themselves so they goof off
•person A catching person B playing “house” or “school” or some imaginary game with their child
•at their wedding instead of saying “i do” they say “i always will”
•having a tickle fight together and the shorter one keeps on winning because they make the taller one laugh too hard

Written for @aryaxgendryweek Day Seven → Treading Water

“You never learned to swim?” she asks him.  Winter is over, spring is upon them, and they are wading in the hot springs in front of the heart tree in the godswood.  The moon is high in the sky.

Gendry shakes his head.  “When would I have learned?”

“I don’t know,” she replies, shrugging.  “As a boy, maybe.  You lived in King’s Landing—there’s water there.”

“I suppose.  Never had time to, though.  I was always working, wasn’t I?”

Arya nods.  Her mother had taught her to swim, holding her on the surface of the water while she got used to the feeling of floating and not drowning.  She’d giggled as she’d splashed her with water.  Her mother had been a Tully of Riverrun.  Her sigil had been the trout and she’d swum like one and had been determined that all her children would as well.  Arya closed her eyes for just a moment, but the pain didn’t hit.  It was a happy memory, a safe one, untouched by the woman who’d been reborn in water and fire.

She opened her eyes again and saw Gendry watching her.  “I could teach you if you like,” she said.  “I mean, we can always just sit here in the warm if we like, but I could teach you to swim.”

Gendry half-smiles.  “I suppose I should know, shouldn’t I?  Now seems as good a time as any.”

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Seventeen reaction to meeting Joshua’s younger sister who’s similar to Seungkwan

Thank you for the request! I’m super sorry for the long wait >< I hope this is to your liking~ ^^

i missed doing reactions TuT thank you for requesting~

Requested by anon ♥


Note: I’m not sure what you mean by her being like Seungkwan but I wrote the reactions thinking that she’s mostly outgoing, and has a good sense of humor and pretty much what Seungkwan is like around the members when the cameras are on~ 


S.Coups

Originally posted by saysvteen

  • At first he would probably be like “wth she’s literally Seungkwan 2.0″, then he’d find her adorable and then he’d just keep laughing because boy, the girl’s hilarious
  • Lol looks like Seungkwan has some competition


Jeonghan

Originally posted by ivmin

  • Based on how I saw this angel talk to his younger sister on OFD, I feel like he’d act like a brother from the get-go (you know like, he’d be a little worried about her feeling uncomfortable but would be happy when he realizes she’s fine)
  • *laughs* Adorable.


Joshua

Originally posted by lovejoshua17

  • Would probably keep laughing from start to finish because of the members’ reactions
  • *lol*


Jun

Originally posted by chan-ces

  • I feel like this meme would just stay “out of her way” after greeting her and would just be his meme self in a corner somewhere
  • Aww, she’s cute
  • *in the depths of Jun’s confused mind* Why are they laughing so hard tho? I don’t understand


Hoshi

Originally posted by howon

  • Finds her hilarious, cannot stop laughing
  • *can’t breathe but still keeps laughing because this boy got superpowers*


Wonwoo

Originally posted by fyeahwonhui

  • Tbh I feel like this fluff ball would just quietly listen to her (probably sits with Jun in the corner where he still can’t figure out why everyone’s laughing) and laugh at her jokes 
  • To Jun: “Hilarious”
    *in Jun’s mind* I… still don’t get it


Woozi

Originally posted by mountean

  • Idk man, I just have this feeling that this dude right here would just love every joke she makes and would also feel like an older brother to her 
  • Yessss gurl, roast Seungkwan’s ass “That’s so funny!” *lol*


DK

Originally posted by lseokmin

  • Would probably be really random and join in on her jokes, would be really excited and would probably be the one who makes her laugh the most
  • *introduces himself when seungkwan’s not even finished yet and is all over the place*
  • She’s A D O R A B L E *screams internally*


Mingyu

Originally posted by hanwooz

  • I feel like Mingyu would just find her cute and laugh but like he’d be more subtle about it 
  • “That was a good one” *hehehe*


The8

Originally posted by camera-seventeen

  • A sweet bean that is like a brother from the get-go and pays a lot of attention on her, laughs at her jokes, asks her questions and so on
  • *is his adorable self and makes her feel comfortable*


Seungkwan

Originally posted by dank-svt-memes

  • “I honestly feel so ridiculously attacked right now, I am speechless”
  • Would probably be a little awkward at first but then he’d start throwing jokes and would probably get along with her well after a while
  • *smol-and-awkward bean* *lol-gurl-i-still-got-it bean* *bffs-with-the-seungkwan-2.0-girl bean*

Originally posted by dreamermay


Vernon

Originally posted by sneezes

  • Would lmao so hard that’s all i have to say about him i really feel like that’s how he’d be
  • Omg *laughs so hard he gets a six-pack on his tummy*


Dino

Originally posted by satanteen17

  • Slightly awkward at first? He’d probably introduce himself and he’d probably be like Wonwoo (would probably find himself in the same corner where Wonwoo and Jun were). I don’t think he’d speak much but he would probably laugh at her jokes and all
  • lol whut she’s younger than me 
  • To Wonwoo and Jun: “Isn’t she funny?” *cute chuckling*
    Wonwoo: “Yeah, she’s absolutely hilarious” *lol*
    Jun: “Don’t fucking test me”

i may or may not have taken the jun joke too far, don’t take it too seriously! i think he’d probably laugh along too~ also, sorry about the shortness of a few of these ><

All That Matters is How I Feel About You.

Theo Raeken x Plus!sized Reader
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Author:T💕
Request: “Can you write an one shot that Y/N is plus sized and shy and very insecure about her body. And Theo wants them to take a shower for the first time together.”
Warnings: None


  Theo and I walked through the front door of his house. We passed the kitchen and Theo waved to his “parents”. We both headed upstairs.
  Theo tossed his stuff into the chair in the corner. I sat down on his bed and placed my stuff on the floor by my feet.
  “I’m going to go take a shower, babygirl. Join me?” Theo asked while taking off his shirt.
  I shook my head “no” and answered him. “No, thanks, Theo. I can wait until you are done. You go ahead.”
  Theo walked over to the bed and sat gently next to me. He turned so that he could look at me. “Baby, you don’t ever call me by my first name. What’s wrong? And don’t tell me that "nothing is wrong” because I’m not stupid, and I can see that something is wrong. Please, Y/N, talk to me. I’m here.“
  I took a deep breath. "I just- I feel like you are with me because you feel bad for me, Theo. I don’t understand why you are with me. I don’t shower with you because I’m afraid you are going to realize that you don’t want to be with someone that looks the way I do. I just can’t see why love me! Look at me!” I motioned to my body.
  Theo got up and knelt in front of me. He took my hands in his. “I am looking you, Y/N, I am. And you know what I see? I see the same beautiful girl that I fell in love with when I saw her on the first day of our Freshman year. I see the girl that I was too afraid to say anything to until Junior year. And you know what else I see? I see the girl that I want to be with for the rest of our lives. I don’t give a single fuck about how you look or how much you think weigh, all I care about is how happy you make me, Y/N. Or how you make me want to be a better man.”
  I could feel a lump in my throat. Theo took my hand and lead me into his bathroom. He stood me in front of the mirror, continuing to stand behind me.
  “See,” he said, “you are so beautiful. You are so damn beautiful that it makes me smile from ear to ear until my face hurts. You also make my dick hard,  but that is not the point!”
  Theo and I laughed. Theo turned around to get the shower started; I looked in the mirror a little while longer. I began to think to myself.
  Maybe he is right. Maybe I am beautiful. I know that he wouldn’t  lie to me, so I know that it has to be true. I just haven’t been able to see it because of the fucked up definition of “beauty” that society has drilled into everyone’s heads. I should just accept how I look. Because, I may not be a size zero, but I am just as beautiful as the girls that are.
  I turned around and looked at Theo. “Okay, baby, I changed my mind. I will join you in the shower if you’d like me to…”
  Theo smiled super wide. His beautiful teeth showing and the corners of his eyes wrinkling. He grabbed my face and kissed my lips. I smiled into the kiss.
  The two of us broke apart and Theo took off the rest of his clothes. He got into the shower. I shortly got in after he did.
  I moved around Theo and got under the water. The warmness reminded me that I was doing this for real. It made my heart hammer and made me smile.
  Theo stood behind me with his hands on my hips. I took a few breaths and tried to calm my nerves.
  “You are so gorgeous, Y/N. Your body is perfect to me. I love you.” Theo said.
  I turned around in his grip and smiled at him. “I love you, too. Also, thank you, for everything today.”
  Theo gave me a look. “What? I didn’t really do anything.”
  I nodded and giggled. “Yes, you did, baby.  You got me to realize that there is no need for me to have an itty-bitty waist or skinny thighs to be beautiful. You showed me that there was no need for me to be self conscious about how I look and that you love me no matter what I look at. So, thank you for that.”
  Theo’s eyes were so full of love that it made my heart swell up and get a tingling in my stomach.
  “You are so welcome, babygirl.”
  Theo and I finished our shower and got changed. We started a movie and snuggled on the bed, under the covers. I started to doze off. As I did,  I heard Theo say something.
  “Get ready, baby. I’m going to marry you some day. That’s a promise.”

(Translation) Reversible vol. 4

CV. Nakazawa Masatomo


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Too Good to be True

Title: Too Good to be True

Characters: William Gallagher (P.S. I Love You) x You/Reader

Synopsis: You fall in love with William everyday. Even after being married for three years now.

Warnings: NSFW, smut and a whole lotta fluff!

Note: Based on that JDM dream I had the other night! I didn’t dream the entire thing though, just parts of it. *wiggles eyebrows* y’all probs know which ones made it into my dream looooool. Hope you guys enjoy my first ever William fic!

Also, if y’aint interested please feel free to ignore this as I am too lazy to separate my tag list per character lmao. Sorry!

Originally posted by kazosa

You were woken up by the soft lips pressing against your neck, showering your skin with feathery kisses that slightly tickled you. Giggling, you turned around and faced your husband, William.

“Morning, love.” He lovingly said as he moved your hair away from your face. “Happy third anniversary.” He immediately added before moving closer.

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1 Year

Pairing: John Laurens x reader
Word Count: 1,823ish
T/W: Fluff
A/N: For @justfangirlingaround‘s request: “can you do a fluffy Philip or John that it’s their one year anniversary as bf gf and they go an reenact their first date or the reader is starting college (I’m not in college but I feel that’s easier to write?😳😂) and she gets stressed out and they comfort the reader with movie night, ice cream and cuddles?~~💖💛✨” I hope it’s okay that I went with John, I know Philip is the favourite, but I really like writing John too. Based off of this date.


“Good morning, Baby,” you heard John say as you woke up to the feeling of his fingertips grazing your side. 

“Mmm,” you stretched, “morning, Honey.”

You turned onto your other side, now facing him, you gave him a sweet, lingering kiss. He smiled against your lips. Looking back over to the clock you pushed the covers back, and John soon came over to your side of the bed. With surprise, he picked you up bridal style, making you squeak. He carried you out of the bedroom, down the hall and to the kitchen, where you immediately gasped seeing a huge arrangement of flowers. He set you down letting you go to admire the flowers. 

“Oh, John!” you took a deep breath, inhaling the scent of the flowers, “What’s the occasion?”

“Read the card,” he winked. 

Picking up the little blue card you bit your lips reading: 365 flowers, one for each day I’ve called you mine.

“John,” you now sounded like you were going to cry, and sure enough, you did. 

“Don’t cry!” he said, worried as he wrapped you in his arms, you were still crying and he was afraid he had done something to make you sad, maybe it was the flowers, he could’ve sworn they were your favourite though.

Hooking your arms under his, you sniffled, still crying out of pure happiness, “This- this is so sweeeet!” 

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