i am laughing so hard i'm not sorry

I’ve been replaced, it hurts so fucking much. Why am I not ever enough for anyone? She may say I haven’t been but I’m still sitting in the very back of the car alone watching them laugh and be happy. I don’t wanta live in the world. It’s too fucking hard. It’s like I’m in a bubble of sadness and I can almost feel the happiness but then it’s snatched away.

Finally, The Day has come. Ok, I’m soooo bad at editing, so this is the best I can do! This is my favorite day of the year. Literally guys, it’s like Christmas!
55 years ago, Jeffrey Dean Isbell aka Izzy Stradlin was born in LaFayette, Indiana. You moved to L.A. and became a great musician and a great songwriter, and I can’t tell how happy I am that you did that. You followed your dreams and made them true! Even if you ruined my life (years ago) here I am wishing you my best wishes. You inspire me, you make me smile, laugh, cry, and love.
So happy 55th birthday, you wonderful human being.
I love you more than everything. ❤

A.

The signs as things my friends as the signs have said pt. 2
  • Aries: OPEN UP THE FUCKING PIT!
  • Taurus: I have no clue who's socks these are but I'm wearing them. They were in my drawer! They have the name Michael written on them! I don't know a Michael!
  • Gemini: Apparently, they thought I was super calm... When in reality was losing it on the outside, about to go off on the customer.
  • Cancer: Sorry, I was napping.
  • Leo: I'm running off of three hours of sleep and I haven't eaten in almost 24 hours. What's new with you?
  • Virgo: *Sings off key then proceeds to laugh so hard we almost wreck*
  • Libra: I will fucking cockslap her if she tries me.
  • Scorpio: I decided to get back at her. I hit her in the head with a wiffle ball twice... and I did some other stuff...
  • Sagittarius: Why am I the goblin woman? I don't wanna be the goblin woman!
  • Capricorn: So, I saw his car was there and I shit on his windshield. So yeah, that happened...
  • Aquarius: Yes daddy I do!
  • Pisces: I ended up spending $250 on lush products... I do NOT! have an addiction!

anonymous asked:

listen up okay ship hate is DISGUSTING it is not neccessary at all i dont mind johnlock but i am SICK AND TIRED Of sherlolly hate from johnlockers you fuckers think its okay to call people homophobes if they dont like johnlock WELL ITS NOT!!! you ARE a BULLY IF YOU TERRORIZE SOMEONE FOR WHO THEY SHIP it's not fair because sherlolly shippers are the minority and johnlock shippers have privileged because they are the bigger group (like white privilege) so stop ship hate, stop oppressing us

where my home is
  • Lauren: *calling camila*
  • Lauren: *still calling camila*
  • Camila: wwhoo the fuck is calling at 3 am in the morning?! *see the caller*
  • Camila: oh hi babe, do you know what time is it here?!
  • Lauren: hmm sorry baby i just wanna tell you something
  • Camila: what?
  • Lauren: Open your door *smiles widely*
  • Camila: *squeals happily and run towards the door* *opens door but there's no one*
  • Camila: wtf Lauren! don't play with me
  • Lauren: holy shit i'm in the wrong floor!!! i'm coming baby hold on
  • Camila: *laughing so hard*
  • (elevators door opens and Camila runs towards it seeing Lauren coming out from it)
  • Camila: *jumps to koala hug her*
  • Lauren: Hi
  • Camila: I missed you

hushhushgalaxy  asked:

I honestly wish I had found this blog so much sooner! I am mostly a traditional artist, but I'm also working with digital art, now, and this blog, with the art tutorials, and the weird bird content(?) has inspired me to practice more, as well as making me laugh. Thanks :3

Weird bird content is our specialty! But we’re so happy to hear that you guys are working hard on your artwork and that we can maybe help here and there on your journey!

Guys i’m gonna do a story time for you rn.

So I work as a cashier (luxurious, I know), and a few weeks ago, this little girl came to my register with her grandma. She had to be like three or four. So, this little girl stares at me the entire time i’m ringing up their things, and as her grandma is paying, I just hear, “Grandma, she’s a boy.”

The conversation went as follows:

Grandma: “No, honey. She’s a girl. She just has short hair like grammy.”

Little girl: “She’s a boy.”

G: “Sweetie, your sister has short hair too.”

LG: “[squints at her grandma] She’s. A boy.”

G: “No, she isn’t. She’s a girl.”

LG: [the longest five second pause of my life and then the most sarcastic tone I have ever heard come from that small of a child] Okay, grandma. She’s a girl.”


AND THIS CHILD JUST LOOKS AT ME, FROWNING, AND GLARING AND I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD LIKE. SHE WAS SO SO INVESTED. AND HER GRANDMA JUST LOOKS AT ME LIKE?? “I am so sorry this is happening you know she still thinks you’re a boy” 

// I earlier remembered something thanks to a friend and considering the current event I felt it’s only appropriate if I share so:

I had a really cool dream one night, I’ll spare you the details but it was a little like playing a video game. When I reached the lair of the boss and attempted to steal something from him, he caught me and he said to himself “Ah, so that’s a Holy Roman…”
And in that moment, the coat of arms of HRE flashed before my eyes and my takeaway from this dream is that I am in fact Karl.

@kitsunesongs reblogged your post:albaparthenicevelut: forcearama: …

Master Gardener Obi-Wan would be so exasperated with Constantly Horny Gardener Anakin - he’d be like ‘do you think you can keep it in your pants for one hour so we can do our work!’
Anakin is like ‘Nope’ and goes off t have a threesome with two nuns.
Obi-Wan sighs deeply, and tries not to focus on how his hair shines in the light.

#star wars#fic ideas#obikin#conversations

I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING PRODUCTIVE THINGS RIGHT NOW. And yet, here I am, unable to stop laughing at all of this. 

Anakin would totally be walking around shirtless all the time. (Hey, gardening is hard, sweaty work OK?????) Meanwhile Obi-Wan’s wearing like one of those big gardening hats and sensible shoes.

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 i’ve been dead for seven years

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Why would you even make huge and sharp, and dangerous teeth for your mascots??? Why would you even… Kids don’t approve… (that’s saaaad }:< )
Well, yeah. If you don’t want to be rude - just don’t stare at his mouth for too long. Don’t stare at it at all, whenever he smiles, laughs or talks. Don’t mention it. Just don’t do it, and you’ll be safe…
(And he won’t break your nose with a cupcake…)