i am laughing si hard

anonymous asked:

ive poured hot coffee directly into my hand when very sleep deprived. i somehow thought it was more efficient than using a mug

“Uhm…” Jason blinked at his brother, who was currently slouched over the dining table, pouring hot coffee onto his splayed hand without flinching. “Doesn’t that, I don’t know, burn?”

“Pain is irrelevant this early in the morning,” Tim monotoned, his eyes glazed over as he watched the black liquid splash on his skin and slosh over the table. “I couldn’t find any mugs.”

“So the obvious solution is to pour it all over your hand. Of course.”

“Wow okay, it’s way too damn early for you to be so patronizing, so kindly shut up.