i am just impressed as hell with all this

anonymous asked:

Impersonation: "im edgy witch bippity boppity boo but wait if you actually dig a bit deeper i have a soft heart and if you dig even deeper its a rare ship hell" (idk its just the first things that popped up in my mind)

I am the edgiest of them all xD

Fun fact: Dante Alighieri based on my heart to write about Inferno. The more you descent the worse it gets. Son of a bitch never gave me credit. 

from my posts what’s the impression you have of me

Heathers {Sentence Starters}
  • "Well at least you got what you wanted, you know?"
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?"
  • "Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."
  • "I use my grand IQ to decide what lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew."
  • "I shop, therefore I am."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "I can’t believe you did it."
  • "Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Let’s pretend I blew up the school. All the schools."
  • "Are we going to prom or to hell?"
  • "Of course, I was coming up here to kill you."
  • "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
  • "I just killed my best friend."
  • "You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host."
  • "You were nothing before you met me."
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "Why don’t we discuss it over a cheeseburger or some such?"
  • "You’re a rebel? You think you’re a rebel?"
  • "Why can’t you just be a friend?"
  • "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "Let's go get a slushie."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "You’re not a rebel, you’re fucking psychotic!"
That scene at Woody's in 3x09
  • Brian: Justin, pay attention to me!
  • Brian: Justin, look how naughty I am!
  • Brian: Justin, did you see that?
  • Brian: Justin, did you notice my sexy, dangerous smile?
  • Brian: Justin, flirt with me.
  • Brian: Justin, look how cute and sweet I am.
  • Brian: Justin, kiss me.
  • Brian: Justin, love me forever and never leave again have I mentioned I love you have I convinced you how utterly charming and attractive and wonderful I am is that enough, is it Justin, please just cuddle up with me in the middle of this bar and be my boyfriend forever, okay, Justin?!?
  • Teacher: Hey, you! Pay attention!
  • Me: I am.
  • Teacher: So can you tell me the names of three important French philosophers?
  • Me: Well, I can tell you the title of at least twenty mikayuu fanfiction, and I think that's pretty impressive.
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“When you began all those years ago, sailing off to see the Universe, did you ever think you’d become this? The man who can turn an army around at the mention of his name.”

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Anonymous said: I’m wondering do you think there will be more meaningful scenes and and increase in interaction between Dean and Cas again this year? Cause so far people where saying that wasn’t possible because of the Mark and Dean descent etc now it’s gone and yeah does that mean we can expect that to improve again? Personally I only say with shows for seasons because of my investment in characters/relationships so ugh its more of a big deal for me :S

Hello dear,

I hope you don’t mind me using your message as an opportunity to also make this gifset to illustrate my point a bit. Sorry, it took so long to get back to you, but I’ve pretty much been on the road all day. So hopefully this will make some sense even though I am tired as hell. ;)

The rest of my reply goes behind the cut.

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a story about an awkward loser (me)

It happened one year ago. It was the last day before spring holidays. It was a day when we had only 3 lessons, a day when teachers were too busy minding their own business, and all we had to do was just sit in our classroom and be quiet. Well, we failed. An ex-classmate came to see us and brought a guitar. He gave an actual performance for us. He played the guitar and sang a few songs. What can I say? His playing skills were impressive, but I didn’t like his voice. And why the hell does every guy playing the guitar has that ‘I am too fabulous for this world, everybody loves me, I’m better than Jimi Hendrix’ look? But never mind. It seemed like everyone enjoyed it. And then something really terrible happened. I thought: 'Hey, I can play the guitar as well. Maybe I have to try…’ Why? Why? Why?
I’m the shyest person on the whole planet. How did I get that idea?
'Do you actually want to play the guitar and sing in front of 25 classmates? Are you insane? Do you wanna die? Are you kidding me?’ - I asked myself. So, I did it.
- Hey, Alex, may I have your guitar for a couple of minutes?
- W..What? Why? You don’t know how to play.
- I do actually.
And I took his guitar, stood up in front of my classmates and began to play and sing. I don’t know what happened to me. Why did I suddenly become so confident? Why the hell did I do this?
Classmates were looking at me like I was an alien. Maybe I was…
So, I finished my performance, gave the guitar back to Alex and went back to my desk. Classmates applauded me. I sat down on my chair and started shaking. Maybe in that particular moment I realised what I had done.
It was fun, but mostly, it was horrific. It is not easy to be such a shy idiot, but I do my best.

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@cinensis lookit what arrived in the maaaaaaaaail~♥♥♥ I cannot begin to describe how happy I am to finally be able to see these in person, or just how damn IMPRESSED I am; like, holy hell man, these are INCREDIBLE. They looked amazing on Tumblr, but having them right in front of me, where I can hold them right up to my face and just absorb all the DETAILS. You, sir, are just incredible, and if I haven’t said it enough expect to hear it about a trillion more times. The colouring is so amazing and love the shading, but I have to say that my favourite thing is the inking. It’s so fucking GOOD and I stared at it for a good couple HOURS just to take in every line and wish I could even begin to ink as amazingly as you do. Holy shit~♥♥♥

These guys mean so much to me, and I know I already told you why when I commissioned them, but really, having a physical representation of unrepentant Asexuality and Panromanticism that I can frame and put on my wall where everyone can see it (whether they want to or not, they gonna have to because Imma point this shit out and have them see it for the rest of my life) with three of my all time favourite characters just…it means the world to me. I can’t even put into proper words what it means to me. Thank you so very much for the effort you put into these, and the love, and I’m so mad at myself that I’m not within walking distance of you because I really just want to hug the heck out of you right now. Those maple candies are so cute, too! I fear I may never eat them because it feels like it’d be a crime to consume such cuteness.

Anyway, before this (love letter) goes on forever: THANK YOU~! ٩(๑•◡-๑)۶ⒽⓤⒼ