i am just impressed as hell with all this

Drabble Challenge! #1 - 150

Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence/prompt in your piece. Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!

  1. Take the long way around
  2. Can you shut up for five minutes, please???
  3. He’s been gone for quite a while
  4. I can’t see anything.
  5. I heard a noise.
  6. Scary movies are for chumps.
  7. You’ve gone to the bathroom fifty times today.
  8. The floor is lava.
  9. Where’s my food?
  10. I bet you feel like an artist
  11. Did you ever clean the attic?
  12. Can I be of assistance?
  13. Get out of the way before I murder you.
  14. I think you forgot who wears the pants in this relationship
  15. You’re breaking my heart, babe.
  16. Cry me a river.
  17. Build a bridge.
  18. Get over it.
  19. Another credit card?!
  20. It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!
  21. When’s the last time YOU cleaned the bathroom?
  22. I don’t know why I married you.
  23. Have you ever lied to me?
  24. If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.
  25. Aren’t you supposed to be the adult?
  26. I’m stuck! Help me!
  27. I swear, I’m not scared.
  28. What do you think a cupholder is for?
  29. You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?
  30. Turn that sh*t off!!!!
  31. When’s that last time we went on a date?
  32. I thought you didn’t like cats?
  33. The door’s locked.
  34. Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)
  35. I’ll just tell your mom on you.
  36. I thought you were nice.
  37. I had a dream about you.
  38. I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit
  39. What color do you like better?
  40. Am I your husband or your taxi service?
  41. Take notes, sweetheart.
  42. This is where you impress me, right?
  43. Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.
  44. I can’t believe you didn’t remember
  45. If that makes me a child, so be it.
  46. I could beat you up, you know that right?
  47. Would it kill you to help people?
  48. I bet you can’t go 24 hours without cussing.
  49. But, I said I love you.
  50. Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?
  51. I’m not weird, you’re just basic.
  52. Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying
  53. Take off your shirt.
  54. Why’s there a pregnancy test in the trash?
  55. Way to go, kid.
  56. I found the candles, we’ll be alright.
  57. We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.
  58. You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?
  59. …or we could make out….
  60. I said “I HAVE AN IDEA!”
  61. Down the hall, second door on the left.
  62. I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.
  63. Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.
  64. Are you even human?
  65. We’ll talk later.
  66. K.
  67. I’m afraid.
  68. I thought there was time.
  69. Can you just leave me alone?
  70. I’ll carry it.
  71. We’re not ‘fine’.
  72. Are you really taking his side right now?
  73. I like proving you wrong.
  74. Girls can’t drive, plain and simple.
  75. Who are you?
  76. I think you need stitches
  77. Must be a coincidence
  78. Can you be romantic for once?
  79. This is your fault by the way.
  80. Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.
  81. Excuse me for falling in love with you.
  82. I have fans. More fans than you to be exact.  
  83. I paid for half and you ate three-quarters.
  84. I knew you’d be mad.
  85. If you die, I’m going to kill you.
  86. You’ve never smoked anything in your life.
  87. You gave me a black eye.
  88. Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.
  89. What if it sinks?
  90. Birds can’t fly without wings.
  91. Sorry I’m protective over the things I love.
  92. That SOOO classifies as a date.
  93. No backsies.
  94. You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.
  95. I never liked it, I lied.
  96. Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.
  97. Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.
  98. Remember when we were dating and you _____
  99. Be brave, sweetheart.
  100. I’m sorry, but that was adorable.
  101. You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.
  102. You hear that? That’s the sound of my awesomeness.
  103. She’s my daughter, I can read her diary.
  104. That’s a fact, Jack.
  105. Actually, I couldn’t care less.
  106. I try my best.
  107. Doesn’t make a difference to me anyways.
  108. I’m glad you’re mine.
  109. You look pretty good for your age.
  110. You passed out for like an hour.
  111. Delete it. Now.
  112. You’re a jerk.
  113. Are you high?
  114. No, you’re MY bitch.
  115. Ew ew ew. You’re so gross.
  116. Spare change for the poor and lonely.
  117. She’s 6, how can she scare you?
  118. When’s the last time we ______
  119. He’s spoiled rotten.
  120. I can’t stay long.
  121. There’s nothing we can do.
  122. Do you ever stop smiling?
  123. Step aside and watch a pro.
  124. Never give him stuff like that!
  125. You’re the one who left it laying around.
  126. I’m a lucky girl. I’ll admit that.
  127. Teach me how to play?
  128. It’s called a prank.
  129. Well, you’re a prick.
  130. Good, I hope you feel bad.
  131. You have cold, you’re not dying.
  132. I have reasons. You wouldn’t get it.
  133. I hope you have a cold shower.
  134. You don’t mean that.
  135. Sing to me, please.
  136. Did you enjoy yourself last night?
  137. Why do they behave for you?
  138. Stop making your own rules.
  139. Don’t open an umbrella in the house.
  140. You know what happens when you assume things.
  141. That’s open for discussion.
  142. Oh, what a shocker, you have an excuse.
  143. Be serious for two minutes, please.
  144. I cheated.
  145. What’s the biggest lie you ever told?
  146. Pillows are over-rated.
  147. Zombies aren’t real, I promise.
  148. Are we lost or do you know where we are?
  149. We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill.
  150. *Make up your own*

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Dear Harry,

How’re things? Hope Ron and Hermione are well. I hear Gryffindor won the last Quidditch match against Slytherin. And that someone nearly knocked Lucius Malfoy’s prancing son off his broom while catching the snitch. Great work, kid. James would be so proud.

My godfatherly duties compel me to make sure you’re finishing your homework and all that rubbish but honestly, just try not to get yourself killed or piss off McGonagall, and we’ll call it a day, yeah?

Glad you like the photos I sent you. In case you were wondering, the third one in the pile was from your dad’s bachelor party; pole dancing isn’t normally my thing but it was a dare and I pocketed about fifteen galleons that night and impressed one of the muggle waitresses, so it was worth it.

Can’t tell you exactly where I am at the moment for obvious reasons but it’s a hell of a lot better than that cave; I haven’t resorted to eating rats for at least two weeks. And glory, glory, hallelujah, this place has indoor plumbing.

I’ve been keeping quiet, mostly as Snuffles, but I did nick an iPhone off a bus stop bench a few weeks back and it’s full of mildly interesting useless shit that wastes your time, which is something. And it’s got a camera, which is also something. You’re probably familiar with muggle video cameras, but I’d never seen one myself–dementors aren’t the best cinematographers.

Accidentally got too ahead of myself and used up all the “memory” after I left the thing running. I’ve heard you can delete “files” but I’ve tried every spell in the book and the closest I got was making a photo I’d taken of some floorboards quack and momentarily disappear. Did manage to shoot this, though.

Don’t worry; no one knew I’d broken into the house. They won’t miss their pound of frozen chicken; they had three more and now I’m set for a few days. And I doubt they’ll notice one pair of missing socks. Couldn’t help myself; they’re some sort of fluffy cotton. An obnoxious shade of orange, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Talk soon. Stay cool, kid,


Holy fucking shit.

Outlast 2 is hard to stomach.


Waltzing (s1/s3)

I know this has probably been done many times before, but honestly, I just couldn’t resist. Just look at the difference in the way they act towards each other. In first season. Carmilla is trying to impress Laura, because she’s already head over heels for her. And Laura is trying not to show just how big her crush on Carmilla actually is. They’re both skirting around each other, testing the waters. Then there’s third season. They think one or both of them might die tomorrow. And all they have for each other is love. They just want to be close to each other.

EXO’s Reaction to your sick dance moves



*Pleasantly surprised. He knew you dance but this is the first time he’s seen it live. Needless to say, he loved it and sometimes gets distracted during a performance thinking about it.*

“Damn…she’s really, really good. I wonder if she’d give me a personal show, if you know what I mean..”

Originally posted by exoturnback


*Loves your dancing, whether it was to be ridiculous of professional. He shows his love from the side lines or sometimes even on stage.*

“No matter how professional she looks, I am always going to show her love with this dance.”

Originally posted by scattereddaydreams


*Both proud and impressed. He’s seen you dance a few times before but this was something different. He loved it when you danced and love it even more when you invite him to join.*

“We’re so in sync. Everyone, this is my girl. Isn’t she wonderful? I can go on talking but I don’t want to distract you all from her amazing dance moves.”

Originally posted by r-velvets


*He challenged you to a dance battle, not knowing that you were one hell of a dancer. Just when he thought he was going to get the last laugh, he was wrong. You were going easy on him all this time.*

“How dare she lead me on? How dare she make me think that she can’t dance? She made me look like a fool! Well jokes on her, I sing better…”

Originally posted by moontaevhyung


*Has no idea what happened. All he knew, you didn’t know how to dance and now, it looked like you found some new powers. He doesn’t show it but he wants you to teach him.*

“What…wha…how did you-? What happened?”

Originally posted by starry-hun


*You never really told him you were a professional dancer, so, when Baekhyun challenged you to dance and you kicked his butt, he’ll be surprised for a while.*

“Wow babe. That was..quite a show…Where um..where did you learn to dance like that?”

Originally posted by sehunsyixing


*He knew you danced very well. So, when Chanyeol pointed at you and declared a dance battle, he was sitting in the back, phone in hand and video taping while holding in his laughter for Chanyeol’s inevitable defeat.*

“He has absolutely no idea what is about to hit him. I love (Y/n) so much.”

Originally posted by daenso


*Shocked and slightly mad that you never even thought to tell him you had godlike dancing powers. In his mind, two dancers make the ultimate couple. So, every time you danced in front of him, he’d give you a look (like the gif).*

“Look at her. Look at her dancing. She never even told me that was that good. If I had known, we would be unstoppable.”

Originally posted by intokai


*100% smug. A bit ticked off that you never told him but to cover it up, he pretended that he was still better. In his mind, you were at his level already.*

“Pshhh….You still have a long way to go if you wanted to be better than me.”

Originally posted by loveholic198



I’ve been playing The Sacred Cards recently, and I think it should more appropriately be called “Battle City, now with more FIERCE MUFFIN”

Seriously, compared with the anime/manga, Yuugi is so much more present here. Atem hasn’t even shown up yet, and I’m just about to head off to the finals (as soon as I finish grinding so my deck capacity is more than enough). Which kind of makes sense in the context of the game - for whatever reason, in this version of events, Malik isn’t blaming everything on the Pharaoh, so his only target is the God cards. Yuugi and the player only become targets because they keep interfering by standing up to the Ghouls and defeating them. Which I think works pretty well to integrate the player into the plot in a smooth, non-contrived way.

The localization of the game is a little weird sometimes - it’s using the English dub names for characters, but it’s not using them in the same way they’re used in the English dub. The characters are often referred to by their surname, which is just a bit odd with the dub names. For example, Mai doesn’t call Jounouchi “Joey” as she did in the dub, she calls him “Wheeler”. It just is odd, since they went to the trouble of localizing the names, but still kept referring to them by surname.

But other than that the dialogue isn’t too awkward, although there is the occasional typo:

Some of my favorite things about the game, besides Yuugi being badass, are the Ghouls’ reactions to being defeated - they leave, saying things like “Master Malik must be informed”, and I just imagine them saying it in the brattiest “I’m telling mommmm” voice and it cracks me up.

Except for Haga, all the minor characters that you can repeatedly duel are really nice and supportive of you after you duel them. Bonz is especially adorable, actually - I mean he’s everything that you would associate with trying to be edgy and yet the impression you get of him isn’t cringy at all - it’s like just let this poor kid hang out in the graveyard like he wants to.

Also this part was so great I had to take pictures:

(Hell yeah I am)

(You…have a tracker thing, you could easily go and find him and tell him yourself. Side note that he uses this tracker thing to help you find Jou later as he specifically says he’s not helping you. Kaiba pls.)

(I love this because instead of “Tell Yuugi that I’m challenging him to a duel,” as you would expect from Kaiba, it’s “Tell Yuugi to come challenge me to a duel.” What made him decide to wait to be challenged rather than be the challenger? Are you afraid of rejection, Kaiba?

I bet he spent days rehearsing some dramatic speech, but he needs to be the one being challenged in order to use it, so it just wouldn’t work if he went and challenged Yuugi/Atem.)

(Kaiba, I can assure you that he is not just sitting around thinking “Gee, I’d really like to challenge Kaiba to a duel. Oh darn, guess I have to wait until the finals.”)

(Uh huh. When he next shows up in front of you just ask what we’re doing at the art gallery. You don’t even duel or challenge him/Atem to a duel)

(When you don’t know how to finish a conversation, default to maniacal laughter)

Some emison fans on twitter have sent Marlene threats telling her to kill herself after last episode. I can’t explain how angry I am right now. WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN JUST THREATEN ANYONE LIKE THAT?? First of all, it’s not YOUR story, it’s hers. She is the show creator and she gets the freedom to the chose HOW she wants to tell the story.
I honestly believe the minute they started listening to the fans and incorporating what they want in terms of ships, it gave those people the impression that they’re writing the story too? Erm excuse me, you’re the audience. You don’t get a say in it. The writers have been generous (and foolish, in my view) to do that. You can ask is for a coherent storyline that makes sense. This is not a love story series. This is MYSTERY one. I can understand people not liking the eggs storyline. Even I don’t! I think it’s a disgusting way to bring the two people together. But I also understand that it has potential to tell us just how sick and twisted the villain is. Whether you liked it or not, you don’t get to threaten her because you hated a storyline!!! If you hate it that much, stop watching the show!

  • ❝ What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? ❞
  • ❝ I wish I could, but I don’t want to.  ❞
  • ❝ You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s RESISTANCE!  ❞
  • ❝ Crossed the line?! You’re so far past the line, you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you.  ❞
  • ❝ From now on, this chair is the one. You know what else is the one? My sweatpants!  ❞
  • ❝ No, you didn’t get me! It’s an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!  ❞
  • ❝ I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.  ❞
  • ❝ I’m not so good at the advice. Can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?  ❞
  • ❝ I fold like a cheap hooker that got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.❞
  • ❝ We were on a break!!!!  ❞
  • ❝ You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful. ❞
  • ❝ I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of sorrow and regret.  ❞
  • ❝ Gum would be perfection.  ❞
  • ❝ Ya know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together with you! We are so over!  ❞
  • ❝ It bodes well for me that speed impresses you. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t believe I almost lost another girl because of counting!  ❞
  • ❝ Out of the blue!? This isn’t out of the blue! This is SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLUE!  ❞
  • ❝ Oh I’ll prove it, I’ll prove it like a theorem!  ❞
  • ❝ What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!  ❞
  • ❝ Well my apartment isn’t there any more, because I drank it.  ❞
  • ❝ Okay, but there is a big difference, all right? You are a lot hotter than I am. ❞
  • ❝ I mean, isn’t that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic?  ❞
  • ❝ When the package is this pretty, no one cares what’s inside. ❞
  • ❝ Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that’s ours!  ❞
  • ❝ It’s like there’s rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me. ❞
  • ❝ Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny’s funeral in here.  ❞
  • ❝ Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too…  ❞
  • ❝ You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.  ❞ 

Imagine your boyfriend Pietro trying to beat your brother Barry in speed to try and get his approval (and to impress you)

Pietro: There is no way in hell I am losing to your brother. I’m blue, he’s red. We’re enemies!

Barry: Doesn’t your sister wear red? Like a lot.

Pietro: …True.


Barry: Okay so if you beat me then you get my approval, deal?

Pietro: Might as well five it to me now, I’m not gonna lose.

Barry: Game on.


Y/N: How much longer are you going to keep messing with him?

Barry: A while, he really wants my approval. And he already has it…but there’s no need to tell him just yet.

Y/N: I agree. Its kinda funny seeing him all flustered for a change.

anonymous asked:

Hi Kylee, I'm a college student thinking about medical school. You seem like you have so much on your plate and yet you know how to get it together. I feel like I have to drop some hobbies like art just so I can get to at least the bear minimum to get where I wanna be. How did you manage clubs, jobs, leadership positions, etc. throughout college and even now going through med school? Also I really love your art, you've always been an inspiration to me

Thank you ;___;

I wish I had some good, inspiring advice but….

Jokes aside, details below.

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watchin Stranger Things for the first time

-why are these teenagers So Fucking Stupid
-good fuckin music
-what a dick
-you left your friend to die for a FuckBoi
-good mom is not the best mom but dear god is she Trying
-geez that poor girl
-I Would Murder Everyone Who Would Hurt This Girl
-I Will Murder Everyone Who Hurt This Girl
-what the Fuck
-What the FUCK
-everyone suddenly grows the fuck up
-mission impossible theme
-nevermind you’re all fucking children
-you are TEENAGERS
-your plan is awful
-your plan is really awful
-oh m god is it over yet no there’s more
-hopper is officially a badass
-child go back inside and stay the fuck put
-this plan is either incredibly awful or absolutely brilliant
-why are you the way you are
-someone is going to Die
-fuckin STUPID
-jfcccccccc please please please just
-oh that’s not good
-Your Flashbacks Are Inconvenient 
-oh my God
-is douchebag going to be useful?
-douchebag was useful
-…okay I’m actually surprised
-kill the kiddy crush god i hate these
-Eleven is Terrifying and Awesome
-stg if they go through all of this and don’t even get the kid
-well Fuck
-That sure is Unfortunate 
-please find the kid*
-another ‘they are us’ plot jfc oh god this is so DISTURBING PLEASE
-how DARE
-i am Upset
-this kid is going to be screwed up forever
-good brother
-every single one of these people went through extreme trauma and we get a nap scene
-…okay well now i’m second guessing literally everything
-I would trade all of you for Eleven
-except will
-will can stay
-good mom is good
-oh fuck
-fucking hell i just
-please just let this poor kid LIVE
-everything is awful. 

First Love: Part 1

Title: First Love 

Pairing: Reader x Yoongi (Suga)

Genre: Fluff, Romance (Maybe Minor Agnst)

Warning: Some very mild swear words that may offend some, they are not major but I am posting just to be safe. 

A/N: FIRST CHAPTER!!! AHH, I AM SO EXCITED!! I have decided to do mostly reader but also a side of Yoongi’s perspective, it won’t happen often but yeah I hope you guys like this. If you haven’t read the prologue yet, I would or else this may be a little confusing to you! 

Prologue / Part 2 


Stepping out of the taxi you bite your lip nervously as you look up at a medium tall building, the sign reading Big Hit. Never in your life did you imagine that you would be here all because of a Youtube video you uploaded. Warmth greeted your shivering body as you stepped through the front doors, walking up to the front desk where a woman was talking to a gentleman, both looking up slightly annoyed at your sudden presence. “Um, hello my name is y/n. I am here to meet with the Big Hit owner.” The women cocked her head to the side. Suddenly you realize she didn’t speak your language. Y/n you idiot, she doesn’t speak your language. Thinking for a moment, you then repeat yourself in Korean. The women perked up and nods as she picks up the phone. “The owner will greet you shortly. Please take a seat” she points over to a sofa, slowly you nod and walk over to the sofa and sit down.

A short time later the owner appeared “Ah! you must be y/n! I saw your videos, you will work well with the boys I am sure. Let me show you to our studios.” As he shows you around the building he cracks a few jokes and talks about how much his boys have grown. You smile politely looking around, knowing at any minute you could bump into one of them.

“Well, that is about it. Do you have any questions?” Nodding you ask “Is there a small studio or room I could practice in? So I could come up with the choreography.”

“Why of course, in fact we have a small studio on the top floor that we rarely use it you want to use that to practice and choreograph the new numbers.” You smile, “Thank you so much it will work out nicely I am sure.” He then shows you to the studio and leaves you to it.

Setting down your bag you begin examining your surroundings.  The room was small, but it would definitely work for what you would be using it for. Looking around the room you discover a wall to wall mirror covered by a curtain opposite the door. Truth be told, you hated watching yourself dance, sometimes. It was a must to have a mirror but you avoided it if you could. It would be nice to have options.

Grabbing your speakers and phone you turn it on and start with stretches and start to zone out, thinking back to how you got here. A few days after Suga and the other boys had shared your video you were contacted by Big Hit, asking if you would be willing to come out and choreography for the next comeback. Their lead choreographer, Yerin, was pregnant and unable to dance, leaving the opening of a lifetime. You were hesitant because you weren’t the type of person to just up and go to another place. You have stayed in the same area most of your life, but when Luna found out she lost it and pretty much forced you out the door and onto the plane. Her words running through your mind, “Y/N! I am not letting your stubborn shyness get in the way of this HUGE opportunity. You are going! You hear me!~” You chuckle, you missed her already. She is one of the few people that has gotten you through your daily life and you don’t know what you will do without her here, even though she promised to skype you at every moment you were free.

Standing up you pull a folder of papers out of your bag. Inside is a list of all the songs from the new album along with how many music videos there will be, appearances that were happening, etc… along with a CD titled WINGS in bold letters. You pop the cd into the Cd player in the corner and start listening to the songs one by one. Soon you realize the boys each have their own songs, you start thinking about choreography when a knock at the door catches your attention and you glance up to see the owner once again.

“I brought some company!” He seemed overly excited as he stepped in fully. Following behind was Jin, Suga, J-Hope, Rap Monster, Jimin, V, and Jungkook. They were laughing and talking excitedly as they entered, the owner cleared his throat as he stepped next to you. “Boys, can I get your attention please, we are on a very tight schedule at the moment.” One by one the boys turn to face you, all except Suga who looked at you momentarily before a look of shock crossed his face. He looked away quickly, whispering to Rap Monster. Once the boys had quieted down the owner spoke again excitedly. “I would like you all to meet y/n, I am sure you recognize her from the dance cover she did of Agust D’s song.” He gestured towards Suga who nodded slightly, refusing to look at you still.

Rap Monster stepped forward and nodded. “It is nice to meet you y/n. We have all seen your video and are excited to work with you for the next comeback.” You smile, blushing slightly as you nod back, “I will do my best to make sure BTS has the best comeback.”  He chuckles, “Judging by your videos I am sure you will do a fine job.” You feel your cheeks warm up even more. You had to be bright red now, making you begin to act shyly. “Oh, uh thank you Rap Monster,” You nod again respectfully. “You can call us by our real names, not our stage names,” he mentions softly and steps closer. “Oh, yes I’m sorry!” You bite your lip and look down at your feet, feeling embarrassed now, and mentally kicking yourself for letting your shy side get the better of you. They probably think you are a fool.

Another chuckle from Namjoon snapped you out of your thoughts, “No need to feel sorry…” He pauses slightly looking back at the boys for a moment before turning back and whispering, “Noona.” Your head snaps up to look at him, “How did you…..” You are cut off by the owner scolding Namjoon. “Namjoon, enough.” Namjoon pouts, but nods stepping back as the owner turns to you once more. “Rehearsals will start in a week, will that be enough time for you to do the choreography for the comeback number, the two numbers for the shows and the two teaser dances?” you nod and try to push your embarrassment back with a smile, “That will be plenty of time. Thank you.”

He smiles, nodding as he turns to the boys, telling them it’s time to depart.  You scan all of them one more time watching them as they start to leave with the owner. All of them smiling at you and nodding. All except Yoongi, who was looking the opposite way, avoiding your gaze.

Yoongi Perspective:
The Group walked out of the small upstairs dance studio after meeting y/n. “Namjoon! What the hell was that!” I knew he liked to tease me but to go as far as to blatantly flirt with a girl I liked was one step too far. I hated it when he teased me, I was older and I should be doing the teasing, not the other way around.

“What is wrong Yoongi? What has you so angry?” said the makane, Jungkook, looking confused. I bit my lip, I didn’t want the other boys to know I liked y/n as much as I did. She caught my attention a long time ago when she first covered Dope, one of the group’s songs. Ever since then I have been hooked, watching every single video she uploads. She puts so much passion into her dances, even though they are just covers. When she uploaded my song, I lost it. I couldn’t believe that the girl I had developed a liking to had danced original choreography to my song. It is silly that I’m in the same shoes as ARMY’ that followed our group’s every move. Fangirling every time we do something, but here I was, doing the same thing to a girl who covered dances. “Nevermind,” I mumbled, hearing Namjoon chuckle as I walked away.

I yawned as I awoke to Seokjin shaking me. “Yoongi, come on. This is the third time I have tried to wake you, it is time for our first practice, we can’t be late.” He turned and walked out, knowing I had finally awoken, due to my annoyed sigh.

I had been dreading this day all week, knowing I would have to face her again. Still embarrassed about my first encounter with her, and knowing I will have to deal with Namjoon’s shenanigans, I groaned again. “God dammit.” this really was going to turn into a mess, I could just feel it. Grabbing a black hoodie and throwing on a pair of gray sweatpants, I take my bag and head out.

We all walked into the dance room, y/n was nowhere to be seen. “Jeez Yoongi, you could have at least dressed to impress.” You turn to see Namjoon smirking.

“Shut the hell up Namjoon, I am too tired to deal with your shit right now,” I say as I lean against the wall, sliding down to a sitting position.

“Yikes, you really are tired. We need to warm up, get up” he grabs my arm trying his best to pull me up before he finally groans, “Come on, seriously, we need to get to work.” As much as I wanted to protest, I saw the owner step into the room, and I didn’t want to disappoint him, Reluctantly, I stood up, glaring at Namjoon as he walked away"

“Gather around boys, we will be doing something new this time around and recording the process of you learning your dances, so we can upload them on BTS Bomb after the comeback has begun. Y/n will be here shortly, I expect you to be on your best behavior for her. I told her if she has any problems to come straight to me. Understand” His eyes roamed over all of us, with a serious look on his face as we all nodded. “Good, get warmed up, I will grab y/n.”

We were just finishing warm-ups as she walked in. I didn’t turn around but I could see her in the mirror. I pulled my hood up, trying to stay as hidden as possible. She greeted each member as she walked past them to the cd player until she got to me, where she just nodded and walked passed. Dammit, I really did screw up. She already hates me.

“Ok everyone, we are going to start with Blood, Sweat, & Tears. I was told this is a sexier concept that you will be doing, so, I hope the dance matches it.” She smiled nervously. God was it adorable, watching her cheeks slowly redden made it even cuter. “Let’s get the first position. Jimin, since you are the first to sing I want you front and center.” She walks over to Jimin and places him front and center, then one by one she grabs the other members and places them, stepping back every so often to see how the placement would work. She lightly touches my arm as she quietly whispers, “Yoongi, you will be here.” she looks up at me for a moment as we both make eye contact before her cheeks redden and she turns away to go back to the front to look at the placement. “This should work. Now let’s start the dance.”

A short time later we had learned the first half of the choreography and were practicing it over and over again to memorize it. “Hmm, I feel like something is lacking, let’s try it again from the top.” She started the music up as we started to dance once again from the start, her eyes darting around as we moved to the music, she then pauses it at one part. “Some of you are lacking sex appeal. Since the song and dance are more on the sexy side, the movements need to be more fluid, not choppy.” She pauses and looks over at Jimin and Jungkook, pointing at the both of them “You two are having a hard time with this, I don’t know if it is age or inexperience, but we can work on it, okay. Just think about, well, something that you think would be sexy.”

Jimin smirks, “Oh I know how to be sexy Noona, I just don’t want to make you blush anymore.” Y/n opens her mouth a little, not knowing how to reply.

I bite my lip, “Lay off Jimin, she will just tell the owner if you talk back to her!”

Namjoon chuckles as he whispers to me, “Careful Yoongi, someone might find out your little secret.”

I clench my jaw and shoot daggers in his direction, as I see y/n looking my way confused.

“I don’t think Noona would say anything to the owner, would you?” Jimin pouts, looking over at y/n with a puppy dog look in his eyes. She shakes her head and quietly murmurs, “I won’t, but please don’t call me Noona.” Jimin smirks and grabs y/n hand. “Aww, you don’t like it when we call you Noona?”
I roll my eyes and bite my lip, becoming more and more irritated as I watched her reaction. Something was going on. Jimin would never be this blunt when flirting with a girl. The more I thought about her with another guy, hell even another member, the more pissed off I got. Her face is bright red now, as she pulls her hand out of Jimin’s grasp and retreats to the cd player. “No, I don’t,” She mumbles, as she takes a deep breath and turns back around. “Let’s start from the beginning again, but the-”

“I think we should take a break!” I bark, clenching my fist and storming out of the room before anyone could say more.



Heathers {Sentence Starters}
  • "Well at least you got what you wanted, you know?"
  • "If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
  • "Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf?"
  • "Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."
  • "I use my grand IQ to decide what lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew."
  • "I shop, therefore I am."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "I can’t believe you did it."
  • "Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count."
  • "Let’s pretend I blew up the school. All the schools."
  • "Are we going to prom or to hell?"
  • "Of course, I was coming up here to kill you."
  • "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
  • "I just killed my best friend."
  • "You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life."
  • "If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host."
  • "You were nothing before you met me."
  • "I say we just grow up, be adults and die."
  • "Why don’t we discuss it over a cheeseburger or some such?"
  • "You’re a rebel? You think you’re a rebel?"
  • "Why can’t you just be a friend?"
  • "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
  • "Let's go get a slushie."
  • "Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?"
  • "You’re not a rebel, you’re fucking psychotic!"
Taking My Life Away Part 11

Originally posted by caps-bucky

Originally posted by stupidteletubbie

Summary: Reader gets a job in a new city, forcing her to leave her best friend behind. Or not.

Bucky Barnes X Reader

Word Count: 2017

A/N: This part is a little angsty.. Thank you for the comments on the last few parts, I really like getting them :) Please let me know if you wanna be tagged (or untagged!) :) Also, please let me know if you wanna be tagged in anything else that I write :)

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That scene at Woody's in 3x09
  • Brian: Justin, pay attention to me!
  • Brian: Justin, look how naughty I am!
  • Brian: Justin, did you see that?
  • Brian: Justin, did you notice my sexy, dangerous smile?
  • Brian: Justin, flirt with me.
  • Brian: Justin, look how cute and sweet I am.
  • Brian: Justin, kiss me.
  • Brian: Justin, love me forever and never leave again have I mentioned I love you have I convinced you how utterly charming and attractive and wonderful I am is that enough, is it Justin, please just cuddle up with me in the middle of this bar and be my boyfriend forever, okay, Justin?!?

pewds plays the last guardian - sentence starters.

source: [x].

  • “ what do you mean ‘go home’ ? we’re friends for life now.”
  • “ jesus, you almost killed me.”
  • “ where are we anyway?”
  • “ where the hell are we?”
  • “ this is cool, man.”
  • “ are those tires in the sky?”
  • “ are we gonna go up there? are we gonna go all the way?”
  • “ sorry, no offence.”
  • “ never mind, there’s nothing here… or is there?”
  • “ oh my god, this is terrifying.”
  • “ it’s very cool, but very scary, all right?”
  • “ let me jump up on you.”
  • “ oh my god, that looks terrifying. what the hell?”
  • “ all right, i’ll be going this way.”
  • “ whatever, i don’t care.”
  • “ all right, let’s take it really easy. real nice and easy. tip-tappity-toe.”
  • “ hey, what’s this?”
  • “ hey, look at that.”
  • “ look, it’s safer this way.”
  • “ why did i just do that?”
  • “ hey, stop. don’t worry about it, all right?”
  • “ if you do that, y’know, A-PLUS, i’ll be really impressed.”
  • “ yeah, keep yelling at the birds.”
  • “ okay, you’ve done it now, boy.”
  • “ stop following me.”
  • “ you’re not gonna make the third one, i’m sure. i’m sure of it.”
  • “ why am i such a dick?”
  • “ you’re making me look bad. i don’t like it.”
  • “ jeeeesus…! okay, well, i- you know– SHOW OFF!”
  • “ what happened here?”
  • “ best friends, right?”
  • “ i’m so excited about potential friendship.”
  • “ that seems safe.”
  • “ now THAT’S- that’s a bridge that i think looks safe. i am DEFINITELY going on this one, that seems like a great idea-AAAAH! AH! AH! SHIT!”
  • “ oh, the anxiety.”
  • “ all right, now your turn.”
  • “ hey, look at that. wasn’t that hard.”
  • “ what’s the big deal, you pussy?”
  • “ okay, well, it looks like we can go through here.”
  • “ i have a good feeling about it.”
  • “ look at this. it’s so cool.”
  • “ oh my god, everything is just amazing.”
  • “ come on, man, i’m almost out. come on, help me pull, dammit!”
  • “ dude, i’m coming back.”
  • “ please, i’m stuck. help!”
  • “ god dammit. all right, fine. you know what? FINE.”
  • “ you just… you need to get up here.”
  • “ how did you get up there?”
  • “ oh, i see. no problem.”
  • “ just jump up here, man.”
  • “ hey. i’m taking my damn time. shut up.”
  • “ i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna do it, just watch – BOOM!”
  • “ my god, you are so smooth. really, great job.”
  • “ this way, follow me. try to keep up.”
  • “ but it’s drugs. it looks like some heisenberg shit, y’know?”
  • “ are you ready? three, two, one… catch!”
  • “ all right, come on, buddy.”
  • “ i made you high on drugs, now you better keep up.”
  • “ oh, no. oh, no. ah… eh… ah… THAT’S IT?”
  • “ let’s see if we can jump from his ass.”
  • “ that’s a sentence i didn’t wish i said.”
  • “ man, i’m LOVING this so far. it’s so fun to play– fuck you in the fucking asshole. fuck this game, WORST game i ever played, what the fuck was that?”
  • “ dude, is that a salamander? that’s a salamander! aw.”
  • “ i really didn’t think i would mess that up.”
  • “ ha ha! too bad, bitch!”
  • “ i’ll be right back, okay? don’t worry about it.”
  • “ hey! you made it! you fucking asshole.”
  • “ oh my god, is that… is that butterfly? is that the - the butterfly shit?”
  • “ dude, just eat it! all right, fine, i don’t care.”
  • “ dude, literally, you’re gonna eat it. i mean, if i went through all the effort, you’re gonna fucking eat it, all right?”
  • “ i hate myself.”
  • “ well, i guess i’ll go through this tiny little hole. how convenient that i am the small one.”
  • “ whoa, it’s almost like you can smell the nature.”
  • “ you forgot about the best part: me!”
  • “ hey, just jump over.”
  • “ here i come!”
  • “ it’s AMAZING! this is fucking amazing!”
  • “ where the fuck did it go, i looked away one second.”
  • “ he’s fiiine! what the hell- WHAT? WHAT?! whaaat? all right, fine.”
  • “ and i’m like dead inside, so this is pretty amazing.”
  • “ oh, come on, you left without me. fucking dick.”
  • “ hey, now you see how it feels.”
  • “ surpiiiiise!”
  • “ AHHH! dude! was not ready for that, man.”
  • “ my god, i could’ve died.”
  • “ what am i looking at here? no one knows.”
  • “ let’s push it down.”
  • “ this is getting ridiculous.”
  • “ i’ll go in here, i’ll take care of it.”
  • “ look, i got your favorite snack!”
  • “ i got a treat for you.”
  • “ who’s been a good boy, huh? me. me, i’ve been a good boy.”
  • “ yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. that’s it.”
  • “ AH! what the fuck is wrong with you?”
  • “ is like- is this shit good? is this dank? i don’t know, this - this is not dank, brah.”
  • “ are you coming or what?”
  • “ i’m assuming that’s a yes?”
  • “ you don’t need things happening every second, you don’t need to be killing enemies.”
  • “ okay, all right, just stay there. just stay there and look pretty.”
  • “ stay here? where? here? oh, you want it here?”
  • “ we did it!”
  • “ let’s do this nice and easy… that was… the nicest and easiest way i’ve seen.”
  • “ it’s almost as strong as me, that gate. i’m sure.”
  • “ oh, my god, is that what i think it is? oh my god. oh my god. is that-? oh my god. O-M-G. can i please… can i please have one? ”
  • “ delicious. thank you.”
  • “ um… not feeling great about this. i think we should go the other way.”
  • “ dude, what is the matter with you? why is your eyes like that?”
  • “ hey, dude, i wanted that!”
  • “ do you think i can jump down here?”
  • “ what the fuck is all this?”
  • “ okay, so we gotta open this somehow…”
  • “ what’s wrong?”
  • “ no, please! ahhh!”
  • “ you lookin’ real tasty right now.”
  • “ god dammit! i forgot you were such a jerk.”

anonymous asked:

pharah, dva, and sombra for the a character ask thing!! :D

ohh hell yea


  • First impression: cool rocket lady
  • Favorite moment: all of her lines always. literally everything she says like “shot down” “i always get my prey” “i am the rocket queen” even fucking “raptora systems online” fuck sake .i love her
  • Unpopular opinion: shes always portrayed as stoic and whatever but literally if you listened to any of her lines from the game you would know thats not true?? let pharah be silly. also stop making her mercys bodyguard girlfriend its creepy and overdone imo
  • Favorite relationship: HER PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP W ANA MAKES ME SHIT I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.. also her relationship with mccree… best frenz..


  • First impression: dorito gremlin child xddddddd
  • Impression now: shes my amazing wonderful beautiful talented stunning terrific perfect flawless girlfriend who deserves the world, as well as to be 900000000 miles away from any more god damn dorito fuckibg dudebro gamer dva bullshit
  • Favorite moment: THE HOTS CINEMATIC WITH GENJI. ALSO HER INTERACTION W ZARYA AND HER INTERACTION W 76. also every time she says “im too young to die” a piece of my soul falls off and out my ass im an emo bich
  • Idea for a story: im still waiting for a comic or cinematic that finally connects her story to overwatch. listen everyones here in the game for a reason. they already connected zarya and also hanzo they need to pull dva and lucio into the story already
  • Unpopular opinion: 1.) mnt dew/doritos dva sucks ass on a monumental scale and 2.) da/d76 sucks ass on a monumental scale. shes her own person and shes an adult and she was forced to leave behind her youth for fame and then for her country and she doesnt deserve to be infantilized ever
  • Favorite headcanon: i saw someone say she has two dads and honestly? if blizzard loves me theyll make that canon


  • First impression: her outfit is too fucking gaudy and ugly as shit this leak cant be real
  • Impression now:
  • Favorite moment: the entire infiltration short and also her origin short. listen i watched those each 5000000 times the friday they came out i cried when i checked my phone and it said “New video from PlayOverwatch - Overwatch Animated Short | “Infiltration”” like my heart skipped seven beats in the hallway. shes so iconic
  • Idea for a story: i waited a century for sombra to be released and ill wait another century for her next short that continues off of infiltration (they better fucking make one)
  • Unpopular opinion: shes not an annoying lil shit or anything she has a really sad and traumatic backstory and everyone just takes her at face value and interpret her character as “xd i hacked your arm symmetra stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself stop h
  • Favorite relationship: TALON BROT3. GET HYPED
  • Favorite headcanon: i like the idea that her arms and legs are hard light prosthetics of some sort like this def looks like cool fabric of some sort but like i want The
A Lady Is A Lady Regardless...!

It’s not about how a lady makes her money it’s about how she carries herself! When Da Monger states a female is Top Notch, I am impressed how she handles her business! Hell I seen females that never worked streets or the clubs don’t take care of their own kidz. Vice versa I seen females that are in the industry kidz want for nothing and take care of their home! Da Monger is learning a lot about folks by understanding their struggles and the reason why they do what they do! Either they are just horrible that even the hustlers dont like them or they’re respected on all levels “period!”