i am just dead right now bye

Carl Grimes || She’s Just A Child

Originally posted by theunlonelyloner

A/N: Slowly making my way through the book of imagines I have written down. Again if you have any requests feel free to inbox me or submit to me!

You knelt on the floor while Carl looked over at you. You sent him a soft reassuring smile and then looked over at Michonne who was looking at Rick. You and Carl had been hiding the fact that you were [regnant for about three months and Michonne had just found out. She was about to tell Rick when everything happened. Now you were here, you weren’t really sure what here was but you were here. You heard someone whistling and when you looked up you saw a tall man holding a baseball bat with barbed wire wrapped around the end of it. “Pissing Our Pants yet?” You looked at him and then over to Carl again with a frown. What was this? “Boy do I have a feeling we’re getting close.” He walked out so we could see him better and he was smiling widely. “It’s gonna be pee pee pants city real soon.”

He stood in front of you and looked at you all taking in all of your facial expressions. “Which one of you pricks is the leader?” None of you moved an inch scared of what might happen if you did.“It’s this one.” One of the other men said to the one you guessed was the leader. “He’s the guy…” He said looking at Rick and then back to the other man. “Hi, you’re Rick, right? I’m Negan. And I do not appreciate you killing my men.” Rick stared up at the man. “Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people. Not cool. Not cool. You have no idea how not cool that shit is!”

He continued talking to everyone for what seemed like forever when he finally bashed in Abes and Glenns heads. You stayed still holding a breath as he stood in front of you. You were silently crying. You were very emotional thanks to the pregnancy and this wasn’t helping the situation. You looked up at him and he bent down to your height and smiled back at you. “Please don’t,” Michonne said looking over at the two of you. You were in a staring competition and neither of you were looking away from the other. “She’s just a kid.” She said again. Negan looked at you then to Michonne. “Just a kid? Bet she’s dating the little serial killer though ain’t she?” You looked down at the ground and then touched the small hidden bump praying that nothing would happen. Maggie was in a state and she was pregnant too. “She’s a child,” Michonne said looking at you.

“Maybe it’s your turn.” He said putting the bat on your shoulder and making you look up at him. “Maybe it’s time you just left.” You took a deep breath waiting for the wack that never came. “She’s pregnant!” Carl said standing up as the bat was in midswing. Your eyes shot open to see Negan looking from you to Carl. “With your baby?” Carl nodded and walked over to you. “She’s three months in, you can’t kill her.” You looked up at Negan and he helped stand you up. “Then why is a pregnant girl knelt on the floor! Get her a chair!” He yelled to some of the men standing around you. “Better yet, I’ll make you a deal.” You sat down on the chair and watched as Negan walked over to Rick. Rick was shaking his head at you and Carl, how could you both been so stupid to end up pregnant. Negan took Rick into the RV and drove off.

“Guns on heads!” Negan yelled men put guns to the backs of everyone’s head including yours. “Now level with their noses, so if you have to fire, it’ll be a real mess.” You gipped at the thought of it and the man pressed the gun harder into your head. “Kid right here.” Negan said to Carl. “Kid now.” He walked over and Carl looked at him. “You a southpaw?” Carl frowned. “Am I a what?” Negan sighed. “You A lefty?” Carl shook his head. “No.” Negan wrapped a belt around his arm. “Good, that hurt?” Carl shook his head again. “Should, it’s supposed to. All right!” He yelled looking at him. “Get down on the ground, kid, next to daddy. Spread them wings.” You watched as your boyfriend was on the floor with his arms out. “Simon, you got a pen?” The man behind you moved and gave Negan a pen. “Sorry, kid.” He said getting onto the ground. “This is gonna be as cold as a warlock’s ballsack, just like he was hanging his ballsack about you and dragging it right across the forearm, There you go.” He said drawing a line across his arm. “Gives you a little leverage.” You frowned. “Please. Don’t.” You begged. “Me?” Negan said with a laugh. “I ain’t doing shit.” He turned to Rick again. “Rick, I want you to take your ax cut your son’s left arm off, right on that line. Now, I know – I know. You’re gonna have to process that for a second. That makes sense. Still, though, I’m gonna need you to do it, or all these people are gonna die. Then Carls pregnant girlfriend dies with the baby, then Carl, then the people back home and you eventually. I’m gonna keep you breathing for a few years, just so you can stew on it.” Michonne looked at Negan. “You–You don’t have to do this. We understand. We understand.” She said to him. “You understand. I’m not sure that Rick does. I’m gonna need a clean cut right there on that line.” You bit your lip looking at Carl who was looking at you.

Negan stopped Rick from doing it right at the last second and you almost fell from the chair. “Oh god someone gets the pregnant girl a drink.” Negan said walking over to you. “You thought about our little deal yet Rick?” He said placing a hand on your shoulder and rubbing it gently. “What deal?” You asked looking at each man. “You’re coming with me until the little one is born. It’s safe and you’ll have the right care and attention you need.” You looked over at Rick who was being glared at by Carl. “Surely I’ll be fine at Alexandria.” He shook his head. “We have a doctor that can help you, then once the baby is born you can go.” You glanced over at Rick. “Fine.” You muttered looking back to Negan. “I’ll do it.” He smiled and clapped his hands together. “On one condition, you let Daryl go and I get to see Carl whenever I want.” Negan sighed rubbing his chin. “New Deal, you come with me, I keep Daryl and you see Carl when we go to Alexandria.” You shook your head. “You let Daryl go, I come with you and I go with you whenever you go to Alexandria.” Everyone was staring at you, you were actually arguing back to Negan. “Fine.” He snapped his fingers and Daryl was let go off. “Say goodbye sweet cheeks.” You ran over to Carl and kissed him. “I’ll be back I promise.” You whispered looking into his eyes. “I love you.” You whispered to each other before going back to the black van and getting in next to Negan. “I’ll bring Scan pictures.” You said looking at Carl out of the window.

“It’s been a month Negan let me go and see him!” You shouted through the door of your room. “You aren’t ready!” You opened the door. “I’m going.” You said grabbing your jacket and walking down the hallway. “How do you know he’s not with that Enid girl!” You stopped dead in your tracks and looked in front of you. “How do you know about her?” You had been to see a shrink on the grounds and you had told that guy about your feelings towards Enid. “I have my ways.” You sighed. “More the reasons to go and see him.” You said opening the door and climbing into the black van. “You’re four months pregnant!” Dwight said getting in next to you. “This isn’t brightest of ideas.” You held the scan photo and looked out of the window. “I’m going.”

When you arrived there you saw Carl holding Judith. “Nope, you stay by my side the whole time.” You sighed and looked at Negan. “The whole deal was I come with you to see him.” Carl walked over and hugged you. “You don’t own me Negan.” You said walking away with Carl and Judith.

You sat in the kitchen feeding Judith when you felt movement in your stomach. “Oh gosh.” You said putting your hand on it and feeling the little one kick. “Carl.” You whispered calling him over and grabbing his hand and putting it on your stomach. “They’re kicking.” You said kissing his cheek. He was smiling brightly when the door opened and you both jumped apart. “Time to leave,” Rick said looking at you. “I just got here…” You said standing up and walking to the door. “Yeah well, it’s time to go, say goodbye.” You hugged Carl and gave him a quick peck before going to find Negan. “You done already?” He asked with a surprised look. “Rick said we were done.” You said rubbing your stomach. “They’re kicking.” You said taking his hand and placing it on the small bump. Although everyone hated Negan you knew him on a personal level. He was actually extremely caring and misunderstood by many. “You should leave.” You turned to see Enid stood there. “Hi, Enid.” You said smiling at her. “Yeah hi, you should leave. Rick and Carl don’t want you here anymore.” You looked over at Carl who was just looking at the ground. “You’re bad news, you’re the reason Carls life is ruined now thanks to that.” She said pointing at the bump. “you’re right.” You whispered not having the energy to fight back. “Tell him I said bye, or don’t. Negan I’ll be in the van.”

A/N: THIS SUCKS WHY AM I ALLOWED TO WRITE

anonymous asked:

I don't know a different way to form this question, but I haven't heard from you in a while, are you dead? I mean, if you are, then I'm sorry, I really am not trying to be rude, sorry, but if you aren't then...? Is something wrong? Did you lose your drawey computey thing? You're my favourite artist, and I'd really, really hate for you to actually be dead right now :c. If you aren't and I'm just being impatient then oh, sorry, have fun being a drawey writey person... Bye.

No, I’m alive! I’m just gonna be on a trip for the next few weeks and these last two weeks have been a lot of getting my ducks in a row for work and life. I had a couple of cases at work which were turning out to be more involved than I thought they’d be and I wanted them resolved before I was away <3

I live. The computer is fine. My resolve is still going strong. I just got a bit swept up with life, whoopsie doopsie

[ Jared extended imagine ] Rock ‘n’ roll wife.

Original imagineImagine: The Echelon supporting yours and Jared’s relationship and becoming your fans too. They ask him about you at meets and greets and he always says he misses you while making this face:

Written by: A.Wölf.

{ Anon request } 


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The fans are all lined up for the meet and greet of 30 Seconds to Mars.

Alex, a famous viner, takes out her phone and starts filming herself.

-Hey, guys! I’ve been in line for hours… the doors are not opening yet but look at this. –She points the phone’s camera at the people. –I think the whole Echelon is here. Anyway, I’m gonna try to film the guys when I go in and probably get them to say something for those of you who couldn’t be here. I’ll see you in the next vine!

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Hamilton characters as texts from my group chat
  • Jefferson: When your mom won't make you Mac n cheese 😫😩😫😩
  • Madison: *an audio recording of the word "Yes."*
  • Hamilton: Your hair would look great on my wall. Thanks.
  • Washington: Oh how the days have days
  • Angelica: My husband died in mysterious circumstances
  • Mulligan: I wanted to steal the cookies D:
  • Lafayette: I'm just a genderless potato
  • King George III: When right when you walk into a store, they start playing "Everybody wants to rule the world"
  • Laurens: But I'm dead so bye
  • Peggy: Am I like the only person who goes to sleep at a decent time now?
  • Maria: You sassy tree
  • Eliza: 💕✨💕!!!
  • Burr: *Opens up phone* *Has 48 messages*

You know what? Thank god they cancelled containment BECAUSE HELL I WOULDN’T BE AROUND TO WATCH SEASON 2 ANYWAYS AFTER THE EPISODE I JUST WATCHED. I’M LEGIT DEAD RIGHT NOW.

Originally posted by ohmyreactionsgifs

MY. HEART. HAS. A. GIANT. FUCKING. HOLE. IN. IT. RIGHT. NOW. 

WANNA SEE UGLY CRYING??? COME BY MY HOUSE BECAUSE I AM SUCH A FUCKING MESS EVEN MY DOG LEFT THE DAMN ROOM WITH ALL THE SOBBING. 

And on that note nothing will ever be alright again. good bye and good night. 

oh yeah also FUCK YOU JULIE PLEC. 

k bye. 

DAY 1: What did we learn from #VampireAttraction2016 in Brazil?

If you didn’t know…Joseph and Daniel went to a con in Brazil this weekend…bless the Brazilian KCers. HUGE THANK YOU TO ANA WHO REPRESENTED US LIKE A CHAMP! ALL THE TWEETS AND VIDEOS FROM HER ARE SO IMPORTANT!


1. Joseph said he would have had Candice at the panel too! JODICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (source)

2. BRAZILIANS LOVE KLAROLINE!!!!! No really they just kept screaming Klaroline and Caroline and i’m WEAK!!!! Watch the Videos –> One Two

3. Joseph doesn’t know if Klaroline will be together, but he didn’t rule it out! I AM SCREAMMMMMINGGGGGGG (source)

4. Klaus keeps tabs on Caroline even though he’s not in her life right now! DEAD DEAD BYE (source)

5. Ana met Joseph and gave him a copy of the 4 year Anniversary video along with a letter written by @music-is-my-meditation

Dear Joseph Morgan,

Surely you know by now how respected and loved you are as an amazing actor. Your talents are incredible and has only progressed through these past six years that most of us have been following your career. We also know you’re busy and are not able to check your social media as much as you may like to and not see all our support all the time. With that said, we wanted to take this opportunity to let you know how much the Klaroline fandom will always love and support you.

Our fandom have had our fall outs throughout the past few years regarding the show and some with the show runners. Though I’m sure you’ve been aware of such, your professionalism regarding the matter has been very much respected and appreciated. Though you are no longer on The Vampire Diaries, you don’t dismiss our fandom nor ship (Klaroline). Just last year you attended a convention which you said you would like Caroline to crossover to The Originals for the ending if you were the writer. There was a recent interview released from you on TVline commenting on the most recent crossover episode and the phone call exchanged between Klaus and Caroline.  You spoke so highly of our “passionate fandom” and you were proud how the scene was handled.

Your support and nice words towards our ship and fandom are only partially why, but your unbiasedness and love and understanding for your character as well. The passion you put into playing the layers of the complex Klaus Mikaelson is admirable and we can’t imagine anyone more fit for this great role. You seem to have a good heart and spirit and we wish you all the best.

We hope you receive this letter safely and respectively.

With love,
The Klaroline Fandom ️<3

Let us in. part 2

Part 1 is here 

John Laurens x reader 

ft: hamilsquad (they were in part 1 so they sorta have to be here too :p) 

John woke up in the middle of the night. His head was on Alexanders lap. Alexander was taking up a small part of the sofa , he was sleeping on the side with his legs curled up. John had slept in the same position and used Alexander as a pillow. Lafayette had used John as a pillow but he was taking up much more space his legs were spread over the rest of the sofa and Hercules’s legs. Hercules seemed to be sleeping in a sitting position. there were blankets on the floor they must have kicked them off in their sleep. John got up pushing Lafayette off him and he didn’t wake up from it. His neck was a little sore from sleeping like this. John was still extremely tired but he really didn’t wanna cuddle with his friends in uncomfortable positions. He wondered where (Y/N) was and walked into her room. She looked so peaceful when asleep, he was sure you wouldn’t mind if he slept in your bed. After all he was still pretty drunk and it was 3 am and cold. He got into your bed and used the extra pillow but there was no extra duvet and he didn’t want to wake you up by trying to share it so he fell asleep

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leahandclark  asked:

What are some of your favourite tags from your posts about Iain? (I'm in need of a good laugh.)

OMG THERE ARE SO MANY

#THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED#MY SON#LOOK AT YOU

God, Fitz in his sweaters is so cute. But suit and tie? 😍😍😍

#BURY ME

#god i want him so much#like i would do things to this white boy i’ve never done before#nice dick#too hot (hot damn)

#uuggghhhh#his legs look sooo long#why is he so attractive#why did he happen to me#it’s not even the sharpest suit#and i’m over here practically drooling onto my laptop#get him away from me

#[rolls around on the floor making whale noises]

#jemma stares loudly

Fitz in a suit with glasses is my aesthetic.

#dear showrunners#to whatever awful wicked dear individual is in charge of Fitz Deportment#the frickin NERVE#you come into MY HOUSE#with your#‘Oh let’s put him in a suit’#‘and have him be all pleased with himself’#‘the lil shit’#‘oh and he’s all hot n panty so he’ll need to unbutton that’#'whilst smirking’#'nah it’s still missing something’#'how about some gl– GREAT GODDESS OF NILFS THAT’S IT’#'ROLL IT’#'let’s put it in the preview’#'it’ll be so great’#EXCUSE YOU#I HAD WORK TO DO#like real stuff ok#do you have any idea how much scientific progress was held back by these clips#you think you’re so clever#you’re probably pretty pleased with yourself#you frick#WELL YOU SHOULD BE#WHO ARE YOU#PLS IDENTIFY YOURSELF SO THAT WE MAY CROWN YOU#PATRON SAINT OF COUGARS#GOD BLESS (via badscienceshenanigans)

#WHAT IS THIS IM NOT STABLE WTF#take everything off and leave the glasses on

#i’m not okay i will never be okay again#i have lost aLL CHILL#A L L C H I L L#there’s scruff and shiny blue eyes and fucking GLASSES AND A TIE#you are the rudest human being on earth#i hate you i can’t handle this#leo fitz#agents of shield#TOO HOT#HOT DAMN

#i keep watching this#hoping he’ll go further#HERE FITZ LEMME HELP YOU WITH THAT#*takes off every bit of clothing*#*leaves the glasses on*#whispers: hand porn

#how? what? why? when?! omfg#fuck me#i just …fuck#this is it#where i cross the line from i need to keep him safe to i want to do things to him#JFC#i can’t#leo fitz#agents of shield

#o h m y g o d#STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

#the lord is testing me#i’m a good person i don’t deserve this#THIS KEPT ME UP TIL 4AM LAST NIGHT DO YOU /UNDERSTAND/#current love of my life#i live in a trash can made of iain de caestecker’s grey shirts bye

#hahagshajahsja I’m deaded#leo fitz#excUSE ME FITZ YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BBY

#so fucking fine#i cant get over this#leo fitz#hot damn#this is what fantasies are made of#its like the aos writers were in my wet dreams#what

#christ on a bike this shit is still not ok

#i swear if jemma sees him like that he wont be wearing a suit for long#this outfit killed me im going on the floor now#or in the trashcan#im joining idc in the trashcan ok

#i will probably get over it at some point#right?#RIGHT??#WTF WHO AM I KIDDING OF COURSE I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT#JUST LOOK AT HIM#HE HAS THE SCRUFF THE GLASSES THE SUIT AND THE TIE#HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSE TO RESIST#i swear i’ve staring at this gifset for far too long#i can’t stop#SOMEONE STOP ME#jfc iain the things i would do to you right now#TOO HOT? HOT DAMN#leo fitz#fav character: do your worst#brave badass scottish lion cub#HE’S GONNA MAKE THE FINEST HUSBAND AMARIGHT JEMMA??#I’M DEAD BYE

#I AM DEAD AND REBLOGGING THIS FROM MY GRAVE#GOD FUCKING DAMN

#sprays jemma with water

#GODDAMN FITZ#GOD. DAMN.

#also @aos fandom thirst: chill