Talk to me, please, all of you who still love the show, who want to have fun together, who want to enoy johnlock and fandom life, even though you may be disappointed and confused with the last season. I need a confirmation that I am not alone here, abandoned on a deserted island of hate and claims.
Come to me, if you are in need of some positivity.
I wish I was beautiful
Whole and smooth
The landscape of my body is marred by wars waged on my soul
I am not untouched
I have my ravines and my crevasses
My gorges and my arid deserts
I am not all fertile
I have my barrenness
That soul vacancy that echoes in the dark
Life has had its way with me
I am tattered
But I am still here.
I cannot believe I had to suffer through 25 years of human existence before I learned that if you put vaseline up your nose during dry weather, it softens up hard snot and keeps you from getting stupid nosebleeds.
I once described Night Vale as a friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep and I know it still is. I know nowhere friendlier, I know nowhere hotter. The moon is still beautiful, mysterious lights still pass overhead and Carlos, I can’t wait for every night I get to pretend to sleep next to you.
*finishes watching new promo about 20 times in a row*
Me: Listen I know I said I was thirsty for some new promo but when I said thirsty I didn’t mean I wanted a glass of water oh no mama needs a river to dunk herself in because right now I feel like so am in the Saharan desert and I am not a cactus aka give me another 5 minute trailer or preview because I can’t deal anymore
Friend: what the hell?! who are you talking too?
Me: Never you mind, I’m so thirsty for my OTP goodness! Where is my new episode I asked so nicely what did I do to deserve this *cries*