i am immature (=

I Don’t Think Jacob’s Captors Let Him Go By Accident

by reddit user nowwegotcha

Jacob became one popular dude during my sophomore year of high school, two years ago. In the middle of the year, he just showed up. His family had moved him away from their old home, but his reputation somehow got loose in the hallways.

At the age of twelve, Jacob had been kidnapped from his home in the middle of the night. His parents had been apparently drugged by an unknown person, and their son had been stolen. No one even called the police until the parents woke up. No witnesses, fingerprints, ransom notes, nothing.

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Being a Mexican in their 20s and not being married yet is so surreal for many of us. Like at this age our parents were already working and with kids. I am literally 20 and I feel so immature and unready to commit myself to anyone.

I am stubborn
I lie sometimes
I can be immature
A little attention seeking
I can’t save up
I spend money like it grows on trees indeed
I have big dreams
I don’t exercise
But I run a lot in my dreams
I have nightmares usually
Not so scary, more of really creepy
I take a while to say goodbye
And even longer to mean it truly
I don’t use a lot of punctuation
I take overthinking to the next level
I stare at words and wonder if they exist
Sometimes I stare at myself and wonder if I really exist
Then I jump and dance
When I pant and gulp down water
I hear my breathing and know that I am trying

I wanna laugh at y’all OT8 stans/fake Yixing supporters who are shocked and offended that there are solo Yixing stans out there because really??? You basically drove them to be solo stans when you attacked and hated on Xingmis?? After all the shit you threw at Yixing–calling him a ”traitor” or “fake”, undermining his works, dismissing his achievements, turning a blind eye on the discrimination thrown against him just because he’s Chinese, not acknowledging the many times he had to fly from China to Korea and back and forth just so he could be both a solo artist and a group member, etc. I mean, really??? And that he has his own career where people knew about him and became a fan of him not because he’s an EXO member but because of his movies, TV shows, and endorsements??? Are you honestly not getting the irony in all of this wyd

Person: This bad thing just happened! *goes on to explain how scared, angry, and abhorrent of the thing that happened they are*

INTJ (me): *shrugs*

Person: Aren’t you scared, though?! This is a terrible world we live in!

INTJ (me): I am not at all scared. In fact, I do not have any feelings upon the subject. I learned a long time ago through personal experience that this world is not fair. The sooner you embrace the void the happier you’ll be. Have a nice day.

About Ignis:

- Cold blooded

- Is seriously always cold, it’s a little concerning

- If he’s mad at one of the bros, he takes off his gloves and slips his hand down the back of their shirt

- “Are you even legally a mammal?!”

- He is Noctis’s advisor, and he’s smart and smooth, but he’s also only 22

- His humor is more childish than people give him credit for (puns, dad jokes, the works)

- Often lets out silent farts in the Regalia to see the boys blame each other. For some reason, they never blame Ignis (“Specs doesn’t fart!”)

- Noctis never leaves Ignis to order for him at restaurants because Ignis comes back every time with some type of garden salad

- Slides it in front of the Prince like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Once convinced Prompto that the plural of “Macaroni” is “Macaronus”

- Very good with children, if a little awkward

- Horrible memory, despite what people might think. It’s why he writes everything down in notebooks

- Most likely to forget his own name

- “Hey Iggy, what’s up?” “I’m 22.”

anonymous asked:

Oh no! I might have printed one of your arts and posted it on a telephone pole outside my house! Now my neighbors are telling me to "Tear down that Gay Agenda™ crap" and "find Jesus." I also may have photoshopped them to be extra NSFW is that reposting??? 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

Yes. It is… kinda. I also think it’s not very appropriate to pin a nsfw print to a telephone pole. 
Like hell, you may not need to find jesus because of them being gay but not everyone wants to see nsfw.

what is wrong with people?

So I’ve seen a lot of stuff about Lance speaking Spanish, usually in the context of saying dirty things to Keith or using it as sex appeal, but you know my favourite thing about people who speak more than one language? When they misuse foreign words that have a similar-sounding equivalent in their mother tongue but mean COMPLETELY different things. My favourite one of these for Spanish is the verb molestar

Molestar means ‘to annoy’ but it sounds a hell of a lot like the English ‘to molest’. My Spanish teacher once mixed these up while speaking English (under the best circumstances, good god) and I imagine that if Spanish was Lance’s first language he might do the same because when you’re flustered it’s easier to make mistakes. Something like:

Lance: Ugh, you really piss me off!

Keith: I don’t understand why you’re always yelling at me

Lance: IT’S YOUR FAULT FOR MOLESTING ME

Just as Shiro walks into the room… Bonus points if Lance has just lost a training spar and Keith has Lance pinned to the ground…

Office Affair - Request

Requested by anon: could you do a fluffy reader x sherlock and sherlock is really fluffy and needy and dirty in front of john/mycroft? 
& anon: hey hey could you do a one shot where Sherlock and reader are getting jiggy ;) and her boss Mycroft walks in and gets really embarrassed

Pairing: Sherlock x reader

Word count: 1.079

Warnings: Touchy/Handsy Sherlock, Mentions of drugs, Public Display of Affection, Embarrassing things.

A/N: What does “getting jiggy” mean? I think I got it right but I ask just for the sake of learning new words. (Yes, this week is the week of using slang Becca doesn’t understand)

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Office work, the worse kind of work. The sound of the other employees typing, and the many colours of the computer screen she was forced to work in, plus the awful smell of chlorine on the floor was enough to make her dizzy.

Yes, she had her own office, and it was supposed to be private, but the walls were ultra-thin, as a way to keep control of employees, so she could hear everything from the outside.

Everything, she could hear everything, even the silence that built in the office when a strange set of footsteps walked down the hallway to her office. She recognised them instantly and tried to brainwash herself to keep a straight face the whole time and act professionally.

As soon as he entered, that idea went down the toilet.

His high cheekbones and cheeky smile contrasted with the long, black coat he was wearing. His blue eyes matched the blue scarf tied around his neck, and a few strands of curly hair fell over his pale face.

“Sherlock.” She sighed lovingly.

“Hello, my darling.” He granted her a big smile and walked around her desk to press a kiss on her lips. “You look so high functional sitting on this chair, dressed like that…” He whispered above her lips, but before he continued another person cleared his throat.

It was John Watson, standing there with the usual “I’m sick of this rubbish” look on his face.

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BIGBANG HAJIMARI NO SAYONARA SPECIAL EVENT - MEMBER’S MESSAGES FOR T.O.P 

TOP: My dream-like 10 years has passed, and today is the final day. I am so surprised how fast time flies. The words, this is the END, makes me very sad. Now, I wanna concentrate on telling my feeling to VIP.
At first, to all members of BIGBANG, Jiyong, Yongbae, Daesung and Seungri, thanks for always supporting me. I will never forget our memories.
And, to all VIP Japan, thank you for meeting me. I was very happy until now. “We never meet without a parting,” but this parting means we will meet again, and that will makes our bonds deeper. We can definitely meet again. By then, please be looking forward to the day. I love you. Thank you.
VIP: (Applaud)
Seungri: This is our last fanmeeting. Let’s give message to TOPsan.
ToDae: hahaha! Really?
Youngbae: but if we do that, TOP will cry, definitely.
Seungri: we cant do it on live, let’s do it
BB: Okay
Daesung: in Korean? Can he understand in Japanese?
Seungri: Of course, he can! He can understand all Japanese conversion if it is related to him!
VIP: (Laughing)

Daesung: I didnt prepare, so I will speak in earnest. I think his mental aspect is the weekest in our group, and I believe he is our mental leader. I learned many things from him, and I really respect him as the one of the same team members. This is not the end, we are one, im living in TOPsan’s heart. So please come back safely. Thank you so much.

Youngbae: Everyday, he is saying “Im happy, Im happy,” but I AM more happier than you because of you. He is older than us, but he makes our atmosphere better. TOP, you don’t need to worry, we always will be next to you so that you won’t get lonely. I cant express my feeling, but I am so appreciate you. I love you, Topsan, more than anyone else.

Jiyong: We were junior school students when we met. I was very happy to meeting you. It’s not our last, so let’s just stay 5members forever, be friends, do it. I love you.

Seungri: When i met Topsan for the first time, I thought he is living in different worlds, and I felt sort of I cant along well with him. But, we lived together, and i was scold by him a lot, then now I really like him. He always makes me strong. If I hadn’t met you, I wouldnt be who i am now. When we did fanmeeting in Japan, Topsan was not able to come(he always had other schedule, filming), and we talked that if Top san was here, we could spend time more happily. This time, our last fanmeeting, all of us finally gathered, so I think this is a very good thing! I am sure that we will miss you, but as one Korean male who were born in Korea, you have a responsibility. Please take care of yourself, and I will support you. Lastly, thank you very much for loving me the way I am, an immature maknae. Topsan, I love you.

Translation credit: ツ Vvip in Youtube comments

I’m sorry but I can’t listen to the 3-minute audio clip of Raven and Lloyd having an argument without picturing Paul with socks on his hands with glue-on eyes making his hands argue with each other.