i am going to strangle tumblr

a day in the life of a larry shipper
  • larry shipper: *wakes up*
  • larry shipper: what a beautiful day today!!
  • larry shipper: *grabs laptop*
  • larry shipper: *logs on to tumblr*
  • larry shipper: *scrolls*
  • larry shipper: bORING
  • larry shipper: *finds smut to read*
  • larry shipper: so hot
  • larry shipper: *continues to read smut for an hour*
  • larry shipper: imma change it to fluff now
  • larry shipper: oh myg nods
  • larry shipper: *tears start to form*
  • larry shipper: DONT YOU FUKCING DIE ON HARRY
  • larry shipper:
  • larry shipper:
  • larry shipper:
  • larry shipper:
  • larry shipper:
  • larry shipper:
  • larry shipper: MOTHER FUCKER YOU CANT FUCKNG DO THAT IM GPONG TO FUCKING STRANGLE THE AUTHOR
  • larry shipper:
  • larry shipper: shit
  • larry shipper: *logs back on to tumblr*
  • larry shipper: wait
  • larry shipper:
  • larry shipper: oh my god
  • larry shipper: oH MY GOD
  • larry shipper: NEW LARRY MOMENT
  • larry shipper: tHEY ARE SO fuCKing Inl love
  • larry shipper: oh man
  • larry shipper: when they come out elounor shippers are going to be pissed
  • larry shipper: oh hey look it’s 3 am

“You like him?” I ask, sounding strangled.

She looks at me, frowning. “What? He’s nice,” she says defensively.

I smile thinly. “I know.”

She inspects me more closely. I am shaking like a leaf.

“Trust me, I know.”

—  Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #19 // lily rose.

I feel her dying in me.

She left the windows wide open
Satin curtains trying to strangle the wind
Sash like white flag, like I am war coming home.

I feel her.

In the crack of the mirror,
In the mahogany leaves
Teething on the front porch -

This emptiness is filled with her touch.

My socks are still warm from her disappearance
The electric lines hum but refuse
To tell me her secrets

Where did she go? Who is she now?
Who did I love?

Bougainvilleas of regret
spill out of my mouth -

Her name
Is soft meat.

— 

Camillea

TASK X: MURDER MYSTERY