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SLBP introduction

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All are welcome to fill this out!!! You don’t need to be tagged to do it!!!!! @ing your friends helps get it going, but regardless please tag it #helloslbp so it’s easy to find.

1. WHAT GOT YOU INTO SLBP, AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THROWING MONEY AT VOLTAGE?

It was June 2016, and I was on a break from uni. I looked for games for my tablet, and stumbled upon SLBP (without even knowing what otome games were!) I got addicted pretty quickly, and I’m still here in this hell hole. X’D

Luckily, I haven’t thrown any money at voltage… at least not yet, because I am still a student and jobless lmao.

2. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER, AND WHY? WHAT FIRST DREW YOU TO THEM?

My first love was Masamune but then I did Hideyoshi’s route next and just fell for the guy. Tbh I only picked his route for the noble end hairstyle. Plus, he seemed relatively unpopular, so I got curious. 

I think I fell in love with him early in his route because of his friendliness, kindness, thoughtfulness, AND THE SMILE HE DOES WHERE HE TILTS HIS HEAD AND HIS EYES ARE ALL FLIRTY. Then there was the first intrigue story where he got all serious with MC, being all “you know I’m not playing around anymore, right?” And theeeen he revealed stuff about his past. I’m s u c h a sucker for the whole “farmer’s background, worked hard to get here” thing. He went from like 100 to 1,000 in an instant. Lmao. AND o mg the part where he looked after MC and even fell asleep in a chair while waiting for her to recover. (I realized these are semi-spoilers for his MS oops sorry).

…I could write a lot more, but this is getting long, and I’m sure @shioune can add to this. X’D 

3. ARE YOU STILL PLAYING THE GAME ITSELF, OR ARE YOU JUST ACTIVE IN FANDOM?

I am still playing the game itself! Tbh, I haven’t been able to play as often lately but Idk it’s one of the things that makes me happy despite the stress from life. X’D I’m sort of inactive in the fandom right now /sobs but I still love everyone here!!

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE VOLTAGE FANDOM?

My favorite thing about the *SLBP fandom* (because I don’t play any other Voltage games) is that so many people are incredibly nice, friendly, and supportive! (◕‿◕)♡

5. WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU’D SEE MORE OF IN SAMURAI LOVE BALLAD PARTY?

MORE ES FOR THE OTHER 6 LORDS, PLS. And I would also really like Hanbei to have his own MS, or at least ES (!!!)

6. END WITH A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF

Hellooo I am Jess / Banana, 23, from the Philippines. I’m a struggling veterinary medicine student. I like cats. I have a habit of making lame puns in my native language. Huehue. 

Tagging (I hope you guys don’t mind!) @shioune @luxiditywastaken @i-dont-look-good-i-look-great @eyes-lay-lost-in-the-city-lights @guacameowle @ladymoonbunny @belxsar @tanuki-and-monkey @toyotomi-hideyoshi @shitmeheshot

(Okay you guys already got tagged but I want to read yours so please tag me if/when you decide to do this? :’D ) @frywen-babbles @kellaray @nijigendiaries @mistakenmessenger @nekopri @viridian99

Okay so I know the last few seasons have been kinda not great tbh but this season has sent me back to feeling like it’s the first few seasons again ive been pissed and excited and emotional and this last episode especially with Damon sacrificing himself even after all that trouble of nit wanting to go to hell and then Bonnie saving him no matter what and I was actually crying. I’m actually crying rn and then when they spoke of a new leader of hell I fucking jumped up I WAS LIKE PLS SAY IT PLS PLS PLS AND FUCJING BOOOOM IT’S Katherine AND SEEING ELENAS FACE FINALLY IM CRYING AND IN HYOED FUCKING KATHERINE IS BACK BITCHES but also I’m gonna cry so much when it ends its breaking my heart thinking about it pls send help

Viktor’s Final Goodbye to Figure Skating: Two Yuris and Two World Records

Alternatively titled: English Major With Nothing Better To Do With Her Life Overanalyzes Things (finals??? haha what are those)

Now, for the sake of sparing you time because this meta is going to get long as hell, here’s the gist right now: I’m thinking 1. Yuuri’s going to take Viktor’s World Record in the Free Skate and 2. Viktor’s never going to go back to competitive skating again. 

Now, am I right about this? Who the fuck knows! Is that going to stop me from writing a god damn essay about it? No. No it is not. So. Let’s begin:

Okay, so I know people have talked about it before (a lot), but the OP is the crowning jewel of both this show and my theory, so bear with me. 

One of the most interesting things about the OP is that, despite being sung by one singer, it’s generally agreed that the different parts of the OP are “sung” by different characters. The OP starts off with someone talking about how they’re “tired of feeling” like they’re “never enough,” and Yuuri’s shown on screen. Then, Viktor shows up on screen and the lyrics are about encouraging someone to believe in themselves. That is, Viktor encouraging Yuuri to believe in himself. Basically, the main idea here is that skater on screen = who’s singing the current lyrics.

SO THEN:

Yuri shows up! And Yuuri’s on screen with him! And the lines are “Don’t stop us now, the moment of truth, we were born to make history.”

There are two singers in this part! In fact, go listen to the song right now and you’ll notice that there are literally two singers in this part (a background vocalist joins in on this line). So the “we” is Yuri and Yuuri, and they’re both singing about how they’re going to “make history” during “the moment of truth” (aka the Grand Prix Finals). 

Well, guess who just made history by blasting Viktor Nikiforov’s SP record out of the water?

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Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

my silver medal.

victor [answering his phone]: yuuri, you know i’m at practice and how yakov gets when-

yuuri [on the phone]: i’m wearing my silver medal, victor

victor [smirking]: oh, yeah? well, i still don’t feel like kissing-

yuuri [whispering]: only my silver medal

victor:

yakov and yurio [screaming]: WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?!

My friend got annoyed at me yesterday that I included a disabled person in my D&D campaign because “magic could easily cure them!”

Seriously??? No. Not everything can be cured. Not everything SHOULD be cured. If I make a world with magic, you bet your ass there are going to be disabled people in it. 

Am I going to have clerics that can cure all diseases and conditions, where everyone is able-bodied and neurotypical “because magic”? Hello no. 

Am I going to have therapists who know the “calm emotions” spell to help people having panic attacks? Am I going to have people with mobility issues that have magical braces around their limbs to help alleviate chronic pain? Am I going to have an Autistic dragon that stims and collects objects related to its special interest? Am I going to give disabled people kick-ass accommodations “because magic”?

Hell yes.

Seriously. Just THINK

There is NO WAY it was real!!! Really go back and think. Take your broken hearts and treat them with care, but look past your ache for a second and really think. Sentiment is getting the best of you. It doesn’t make sense because it isn’t real.

There will be a fourth episode. It is the only explanation of all the facts. People always stop at three AND where did the TAB parallels go? I am going to re-watch in a little bit but I did not see any glaringly obvious ones unless you count John in the well as a waterfall type illusion.

The blogs. The odd domesticity of the their tweets. The countless inconsistencies. Skull hell. Literal impossible feats for human kind. Time lapses. Pronoun misuses. Gun meta galore. The resolving of cases. I mean come ON.

I know you’re angry and hurt and confused but there is no way a writer would write all of this and then forget to connect the dots. It’s not remotely possible. As a writer, it literally doesn’t make any sense. Mofftiss would have both suddenly forgotten how to do their damn jobs, a job in which they’ve proven to do extremely well before. If this is real then it means they should actually be examined for head trauma.

Trust your intuition. Take care of your hearts, but seriously, guys, something is FUCKY.

Ok real talk time


see this movie. bring a friend. bring all your friends. bring every single solitary person who has been beaten down and dragged through the mud with this absolute hell of a year. watch it twice. I am being as serious as i can be.

because yes. 2016 has been pure, concentrated hell from the moment it started. And in a year with NO positives, NO hope at times, and morale lower than I have ever seen it….


this movie is a bright, shining beacon of hope that says yes. things are broken. get up and sing anyway. 


this is the most positive movie I’ve ever seen. It shows six characters hit rock bottom, then hit LOWER than that, and then rise from the ashes and go you know what? we are all that we need. let’s sing anyway, even if no one is watching. I went into the theater a wreck, still mourning the loss of my idol and hero Carrie Fisher, and finally just broken from how horrible the year’s been to me, and I left the theater singing and dancing and the happiest I’ve been in MONTHS. It says that failure happens, even if you give it more than your all. but if you hit rock bottom, the only way to go is UP. that is the way to close this year, you guys. Yes, we’ve hit bottom.


Let’s go into 2017 singing our hearts out ANYWAY.

Acting Captain’s log, Stardate 4523.3. 

I dinnae know why the captain returned with a ripped shirt while the rest of the away team look perfectly fine. They landed on Tribble Planet. There’s nothin’ but Tribbles there. Doctor McCoy looks mighty peeved and Mr. Spock hasn’t spoken since their return. The Captain looks pleased with himself. Why am I still on this ship. Help.

What Matters - Dean Winchester x Pregnant!Reader

Title: What Matters

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Pregnant!Reader

Warnings: None

Prompt: Hi love! May I request a deanxpregnant!reader where it’s all fluffy,& protective daddy!dean? But they fight, he leaves& reader has to go to the hospital bc she’s not feeling well& he runs back to her apologetic? But all’s well at the end. Thanks!xx

“You know sometimes you’re just infuriating.” you growled at the hunter, crossing your arms over your chest as he only mocked you.

“So I am infuriating because I want you to protect you huh?” he scoffed and you glared at him.

“You call keeping me inside the bunker 24/7 is suddenly called protecting me?!” you shrieked and he shrugged.

“Is it not?” he raised an eyebrow so calm it got you all the more angry.

“Hell no it isn’t, Dean!” you growled “I can’t even remember the last time I didn’t have to sneak my way out of here after I got pregnant because you are so freaking scared of something happening to me?! Hell the last time I got out was just to go to the market and that happened because Sam was here and not you. And when you found out, you sent Cas after me!”

He rolled his eyes “Is it suddenly that bad of me to want to make sure my child is safe?”

Our child Dean! It’s our child, and I am just as responsible for it as you are. Do you think I’d ever want anything to happen to it?” you couldn’t stop yourself from creaming at him and he let out a small growl, pushing his chair back roughly.

“Is that so? So how is you jumping in the way to save me, risking both of yours lives, for me?” he growled and if it had been anybody else they would have taken a step back at how scary Dean looked at that moment.

“So that’s what all of this is about? That vampire?”

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Straight White Boy Problem #987

last time I smoked weed (two years ago lol) I got really existential while listening to Childish Gambino when i was at Ryan’s house and i took a couple hits and was like what the hell am I going to do with my life? Am I going to find my soulmate some day? Do my friends actually value my feelings and do they value me for who I am or are friends just using me for their own gain? Is it okay to root for the New England Patriots even though I’m not from New England? All these questions were going through my mind and I was breaking down. I didn’t know what was going on I didn’t know I had all of these pent up emotions that were being brought out. I was scared. I wanted to talk about my dilemnas with Ryan but the last time i tried that, he made fun of me I need to start letting myself feel emotions rather than smoke my troubles away. So I quit weed. Granted, I still hang out with Ryan but it’s just not the same bc I dont smoke anymore :/

Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"
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You know what we’re gonna do? Surrender. I know how hard that is for you because of how hard you hold on to stuff. But we’re just gonna, we’re gonna sit here and we’re just gonna let go. Okay, and let the universe do its thing. And if we’re meant to be together, then we’re gonna be together.

You are not your story

I see a lot of people talking about self-doubt and insecurity about their writing–I mean, let’s face it, we’re writers, sometimes we talk about/feel that more often than we actually write. ;) But I’ve seen this several times, where people ask more productive writers (and often pros) questions like “How did you get rid of the self-doubt?

And the answer is: they didn’t.

I know a lot of people who’ll say things like, “I doubt myself too much to write”, or worse, “if I can just get over my self-doubt, then I’ll write.” And I have some bad news for you: that’s not ever going to happen. People who write more don’t write more because they’ve conquered self-doubt. They write despite having self-doubt. 

Every single writer I know–and some of them have published dozens of books and are well-known–still struggles with “oh my god, what the hell am I doing? why would anybody want to read this shit?” I struggle with it AT LEAST once per any given story I write. That’s true of novels, that’s true of fanfic, that’s true of everything. The trick isn’t to wait for it to go away. The trick is to ignore it. Or look at it, and go “yeah okay, but I’m gonna do this anyway.”

I think it comes back to learning how to make a distinction between ourselves and our writing. Some people, if they’re struggling with a story, or write a bad story, go “I am a bad writer.” But that’s not it. You are not your story. If you write a bad story, or struggle with a story, all it means is that you wrote a bad story. (And trust me, no matter how long you write, you’re gonna write bad stories sometimes.) It means NOTHING about who you are as a writer. It doesn’t define you. It’s just a chance to learn something and move on to the next story.

Self-doubt paralyzes us when we get wrapped up in the idea that THIS story, RIGHT NOW, has to be perfect the first time around. That is never, ever the case. THIS story, RIGHT NOW, just has to get written. Worry about how good it is later. 

The answer to self-doubt and insecurity is to write anyway. Let it be bad if it has to be bad. It won’t be the end of the world.

Hang in there. And write anyway.

This is the face he makes, with the smallest of laugh-sighs, after Yuuri asks if he’ll make a comeback. That’s not a face that says “hell yes I am”. That’s a face that says “I’ll do whatever you want, don’t you know this already?” Like, if you could read his thoughts… It’d probably go:

“Does that mean you’ll come back?”

“That’s what you wanted, wasn’t it? Then I’ll do it, gladly.”

Although he’d be much MUCH happier by Yuuri’s side.

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merry christmas motherfuckers.

victor [smiling]: yuuri, look up. mistletoe!

yuuri [blushing]: oh, victor

yurio: did you know the reason why people kiss under the mistletoe its because one day the son of a goddess had a nightmare about how he was going to die so her mum looked out for anything on earth or under the earth so he coudn’t get hurt but little they didn’t know, the guy had an enemy. the fucking god from evil, okay? who found something that didn’t grew either on the earth or underneath it but in the middle on the trees, mistletoe. so this guy wrapped the tip of an arrow with it and made another god, a blind one, shot him dead. the son spent three days dead as they tried everything to bring him back to live, until only her mum could and she was so happy she kissed everyone around, claiming that mistletoe should no longer be a symbol of death but of love.

victor:

yuuri:

yurio [smirking]: merry christmas motherfuckers

anonymous asked:

You know, I love your Au stories of Lance, especially of the centaur lance, parasite Lance and Thundercat Lance. I admit I am now into Lancelot shipping and sometimes I kinda imagine if Lotor captures Centaur Lance, would Lotor make him as his personal hourse ?

I’ve gotten a bunch of asks for centaur Lance and Lotor, so I whipped up this crappy picture.

Candy Cane Stockings

I need to go take a shower. In holy water. It’s Christmas Eve; how could I write something like this?

I am so going to hell, lmao.

Summary: I’m too tired to even come up with a proper summary, so you know what? Sin. That’s all this is. Pure (snort) Christmas sin. Enjoy your filth. Merry Christmas.

Warning(s): Smut. Duh. Curse words. Duh. A one-way ticket to hell. Duh.

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