Anakin: [text] holy shit i am so bored and its freezing in here
Anakin: where r u
Obi-Wan: I’m still at that conference the council sent me to.
Anakin: oh right
Anakin: whos all there
Anakin: bunch of old boring people talking about politics i bet
Obi-Wan: Senator Organa, Senator Amidala
Obi-Wan: The Duchess of Mandalore
Obi-Wan: Master Vos is with me. They’re having quite the cocktail party tonight at this hotel.
Anakin: omfg fml
Anakin: oh NOTHING obiwan im sure ur having a GREAT time
Obi-Wan: Well, it’s work and I had to sit through a lot of long speeches today, but at least I’m among friends.
Anakin: lucky u
Obi-Wan: What are you getting at?
Anakin: swear u wont dont do that thing u always do
Obi-Wan: What thing?
Anakin: u know
Anakin: 😏 😏 oh HELLO SENATORS 😏 😏 😏 how R U 😉 😉 oh SATINE YOUR HIGHNESS u look MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANAKIN 😍 😍 😍 😍 OH HEY VOS lets get drunk and make out in this coat closet ur so buff 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘
Obi-Wan: Yes, that’s exactly what I said. That sounds like me for sure.
Anakin: WHATEVER U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Anakin: just dont look directly at any of them and also stop fixing ur hair
Obi-Wan: I’m not going to let my hair care routine go just because you’re jealous.
Anakin: I AM NOT JEALOUS OMG IM JUST COLD AND BORED AND SO VERY ALONE
Anakin: and u dont even CARE
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