i am going to finish this meme

3 am sentence starters

  • “ why are you awake? “
  • “ i can’t sleep. “
  • “ go to bed already. “
  • “ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “
  • “ i’ve been running on 5 hour energy all day, there’s no stopping now. “
  • “ i’m. so. tired. “
  • “ i had a nightmare. “
  • “ it’s nothing, go back to bed. “
  • “ when’s the last time you slept? “
  • “ you’re clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? “ 
  • “ wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. “
  • “ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. “
  • “ yawning doesn’t mean i’m tired! maybe i’m just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. “
  • “ is something wrong? “
  • “ i just need to finish what i’m doing, then i’ll sleep. “
  • “ you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. c’mon, time’s up. “
  • “ is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? i’m kinda freaked out. “
  • “ stop bossing me around, you’re not my mom. i’ll go to sleep when i want to. “
  • “ you’re pouring coffee all over the counter. “ 
  • “ why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? “
  • “ i don’t care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! “
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Lost meme: [5/9] episodes

↳ The Constant

PIXAR’S UP STARTER SENTENCES. 

  • ❝ Adventure is out there. ❞ 
  • ❝ What’s wrong? Can’t you talk? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, I don’t bite… ❞
  • ❝ You and me, we’re in a club now. ❞  
  • ❝ You have to swear you will not tell ANYONE. ❞
  • ❝ South America. It’s like America…but south. ❞
  • ❝ You know, you don’t talk very much…I like you! ❞
  • ❝ Take a bath, hippie. ❞
  • ❝ You don’t seem like a public menace to me. ❞
  • ❝ What are you doing out here? ❞
  • ❝ Please let me in. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t touch that! ❞
  • ❝ Well that’s not gonna work. ❞
  • ❝ Whew! I thought you were dead. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called: see who can be quiet the longest. ❞
  • ❝ I’m tiiiired. My knee hurts. My elbow hurts and I have to go the bathroom. ❞
  • ❝ But I didn’t have to go then! ❞
  • ❝ I don’t wanna walk anymore. Can we stop? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if you don’t hurry up the tigers will eat you. ❞
  • ❝ There’s no tigers in South America. Zoology. ❞
  • ❝ What is that thing?! ❞
  • ❝ No! Stop! That tickles! ❞ 
  • ❝ That doesn’t even rhyme. ❞
  • ❝ I see you back there. ❞ 
  • ❝ Go annoy someone else for a while. ❞ 
  • ❝ Uhhh…we’re not allowed to have dogs in my apartment. ❞
  • ❝ Did that dog just say ‘hi there’? ❞
  • ❝ I just met you and I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can we keep him/her? Please! Please! Please! ❞
  • ❝ Can I tell you a secret? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, why don’t you get some sleep. ❞
  • ❝ What have I gotten myself into? ❞
  • ❝ We better get moving. ❞
  • ❝ You must be tired. Hungry? ❞
  • ❝ I like you temporarily. ❞
  • ❝ I do not like the cone of shame. ❞
  • ❝ Are you sure I’m not a bother? I’d hate to impose. ❞
  • ❝ You really must stay. I insist. ❞
  • ❝ We have so much to talk about. ❞
  • ❝ Give me your hand! ❞
  • ❝ This is great. I finally meet my childhood hero and he tries to kill us. ❞
  • ❝ It might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. ❞ 
  • ❝ Run, [ name ], run! ❞
  • ❝ This is none of my concern. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t ask for any of this! ❞
  • ❝ I was hiding under your porch because I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can I stay? ❞
  • ❝ I am your master. ❞
  • ❝ You are my master. ❞
  • ❝ Let me go! ❞
  • ❝ Scream all you want, [ name ], no one can hear you. ❞
  • ❝ Where are you going?! I’m not finished with you! ❞
  • ❝ I want to help. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want your help! …I want you safe. ❞
  • ❝ I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, [ name ]! You’re cheating! ❞
  • ❝ Maybe I need new glasses. ❞
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here’s a Megatron poster design thingy I made for my AP Art II teacher!! :0 in class he’d call me Megatron every now and again and it pretty much just kinda became my nickname lol. Sometimes we’d talk about Star Wars and Transformers (with what very little knowledge of G1 I have) and idk I just had a lot of fun in that class and wanted to make something to thank him!! 

there’s a lot of design mistakes here since, admittedly, this was my first time drawing literally all of these guys and the background probably could’ve been better (I had to rush to get it printed in time yikes) but other than that I’m really pleased with the way this came out!! and my teacher really liked it too aaaa I’m so happy!!

BTS Reaction when they are at the same award show as their idol s/o after just starting to date. (but it is a secret that they are dating)

Seokjin: He wouldn’t look at you when he was sitting down in the crowd, but once he was on stage he would constantly sneak glances at you as he preformed. Not too many glances as he wouldn’t want to get caught.

Originally posted by jongtaekwoon

Suga: He is mostly serious while on stage, but once his eyes land on you he is a smiling mess. Which causes you stress since you don’t want to be caught this early in the relationship. But despite all of that, you smile back.

Originally posted by chimchams

Hoseok: Pop it, lock it, don’t stop it, drop it. He would put on a show, body rolls, just perfect dancing so he can impress only you. You would be a blushing mess.

Originally posted by jinkooks

Namjoon: He would rap with so much passion picking the most romantic songs to preform (expensive girl tf). He wouldn’t even be able to look at you because once his eyes locked onto yours, he wouldn’t be able to take them off. He wouldn’t want to raise suspicions so he hoped that you would know the songs were for you.

Originally posted by yourtypicalasianfangirl

Jimin: This little bitch would sneak heart to you the whole damn award show wtf.

Originally posted by beui

Taehyung: He would be so hype when you would preform (not like he is when everyone preforms). He would just be a little extra hype once you go up. 

Originally posted by eyesmiletrash

Jungkook: This little meme would think about you the whole performance and once he does the floor grind thing, he thinks about you under him and gets a full on boner which almost everyone gets on camera. Whoops, go jungcook. He would apologize for the situation afterwards feeling extremely embarrassed.

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Hey guys, it’s admin Kale! I know I haven’t posted in a while, I’ve had school and work. I am now available and I’m going to stay up late to finish these asks (even though I have to get up early for work and it’s going to kick my ass, be grateful that I love you all).

I found out how to put gifs in the requests yayy!

- Admin Kale

Originally posted by stuckybarnesrogers

Prompt: “We’re neighbors who don’t really talk but your cat might have gotten my cat pregnant?? We must raise this little kitty family together” AU (credit: http://ironinkpen.tumblr.com/post/111911630017/please-consider)

Warnings: Cat fam

Author’s Note: Trying a new layout!! Also, follow our instagram! @/tumblr.sebbystan!!!!!!!!

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The 100 Meme ≡ [1/?] Favorite Character(s) → Bellamy Blake
↳ “everybody, listen up. i know you’re afraid, but how you choose to handle that fear is up to you. you can let it break you down or you can use it to make you stronger. are we just a bunch of kids from the ark who weren’t strong enough to survive? because if we lose today, if we let the fear win, that is what they’ll say about us. but i say screw fear: i’m telling my own damn story!”

noma-ria  asked:

Flower for the WIP thing!

i don’t have “flower”, but i have “floral”! @this-too-too-sullied-flesh, i promise i am still working on this captain cobra fic i promised u, it is STILL ALIVE

“Oh, bugger, it’s no use,” says Belle finally, settling back on the ladder with another huff. “I’ll just have to move the ladder. By the way, Henry – Violet mentioned she wanted to come by, later, did she tell you?”

Henry freezes in turning another page and looks up; Belle’s marching down the ladder’s rungs in a sensible sort of way whilst Killian edges backwards so the teetering stack of books doesn’t get knocked over. She brushes her floral skirt off with one hand and deftly places the red book on the top of Killian’s stack, and then turns to face Henry.

“Well don’t look like I’ve just told you someone’s died,” says Belle.

“I was under the impression we were to refrain from jokes about the end of life for an indeterminate length of the near future,” says Killian, amiably, from behind Book Mountain.

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Some expression meme stuff. (Not labeling because i deleted the requests with each finished one so lol!) I still have a set to go but I feel like I’m done for now! Here’s the Papyruses separate because I can only do 10 images as part of a photoset:

BTS reaction their s/o being a constant meme

“Can you do a Bts reaction of their s/o being a constant meme?”- Anonymous

 Hey lovely Anon! I love this request so much. I would love to do this reaction 😊 I hope this is what you meant by being a meme. I honestly tried my hardest! Enjoy :)


JIN

Jin was in one of his dad jokes mood. So he kept going one after another. You and the rest of the boys were tired of it. You looked at Jungkook, and you guys made the best derp face you could muster. It caught Jin by surprise since everyone started laughing at the two of you. “ YAH! I am talking right now. What do you guys think you are doing?” he said while scolding you guys.Jin knew you had a habit of constantly pulling up random faces so he just gave you a blank look. He couldn’t really do anything else.(ignore the caption in gif)

Originally posted by hobuing

YOONGI

I am pretty sure he would be done with you. He came home after a long day at work. He thought that he could just spend time with you. But the first thing he saw when he entered was you all hyper and dressed up in your old hot dog Halloween costume. You were screaming at the top of your lungs “Ayyayayayay hands up if you’re feeling the vibe now”He didn’t say anything because he had basically given up any hope of you being anything other than a living breathing meme. “ I give up. Officially” he put his hands up and surrendered.

Originally posted by vthesecretoilet

HOSEOK

You had a habit of cracking dad jokes, much like Jin. Hoseok did not know how to feel about it. It was enough that Jin cracked jokes, and now you too. You and your best friend were having fun exchanging lame dad jokes with each other. Hoseok never really liked Jin’s jokes either. “Hey (friends name) what is Forrest Gump’s password?” You looked at Hoseok and your friend. “1Forrest1” you and your friend burst into laughter. “ I am just going to let you guys finish…” Hoseok said and left the room. 

Originally posted by bangtang-me

NAMJOON

Namjoon wasn’t sure what to think. You always took weird selfies, and had a habit of making memes out of them. You even had a tumblr blog with all the memes you created and boy were they popular! Namjoon hated taking selfies with you. “Y/n can you please for once take a proper selfie??” He huffed at you. You couldn’t help but laugh at how it irritated him. If you ever asked for a selfie together, he would immediately make up silly excuses to get himself out of the “torture” . “No I need to go jump off a cliff before that can ever happen” he would wave to you.

Originally posted by namjoonsgurl

JIMIN

Jimin loved it. You had a habit of dancing. Well it couldn’t really be considered dancing because it mainly consisted of derp faces, and flailing your arms and legs around. Jimin loved it because it always managed to make him smile and he always ended up laughing. “ Sometimes it hurts that you cant really grasp the concept of gracefulness being my gf you know?. He would low key love it, but kind of cringe at the same time when you tried to dance.

Originally posted by jeonsshi

TAEHYUNG

You know this boy will love it. With all the extra-ness he could muster he would tell you “ I have found my soul mate in you.” You had a habit of saying cheesy pick up lines as part of daily conversation. The rest of the boys weren’t exactly fans because it was cringy to say the least. “ Hey Tae, are you google?” you asked him. He shook his head while laughing “no.why baby? He replied. “Because I just found what I have been searching for” Lets just says Tae lost his shit with that joke, and the rest of the boys felt conflicted about you.

Originally posted by bangtangirl-cutennes-v


JUNGKOOK

It needs no saying but he would absolutely love it. You were hyper, so sometimes you could not control it. Jungkook and Yoongi were fighting about what to watch. Jungkook snatched the remote and held it up in the air. “Hyung, dont try. You wont be able to reach it” The rest of the boys stifled their laughs. You on the other hands burst out in laughter and looked at Jungkook.”Salty bae” you said and high fived him. Jungkook could not stop laughing. “I love you, you know that?”

Originally posted by jeonbase


*Please excuse any spelling and grammatical errors*

I hope you all like it! I really hope its good enough! I tried my best you guys :) Enjoy and I wish you all a very happy day <3

Love,

Gia

“Sir a new competitor opened just down the street, that’s the eighteenth one this year.” The sales associate rushed it, carrying boxes upon boxes of AAA batteries. His manager spun around in his chair, his brow furrowed in thought.
“By god.” He muttered, an ominous tone in his voice.
“Sir what do we do?” The young sales associate asked, visibly frightened. The managed stood up and looked down at his employee with sad eyes. A single tear streamed down his cheek as he broke the news.
“There’s nothing we can do.” He said, his voice calm. He knew this day would come. Soon enough, it always happened.
“But, sir.” The sales associate interjected, unwilling to accept defeat.
“Goddammit Jerry!” The manager slammed his fist on the desk on frustration. The sound of millions of batteries cluttered to the floor as Jerry dropped the box.
“There’s nothing we can do! If we lower our prices anymore we’d being paying people to take our stock. We just can’t survive. Not with 18 competitors. We’re finished.”
A moment of silence filled the room.
“Sir.” Jerry said quietly, cutting through the tense atmosphere.
“Just go.” The manager demanded pointing to the door.
“Sir, I-”
“Leave! Get out! I don’t want to hear it!” The manager bellowed. With a curt nod, the young man left the room, closing the door behind him. The manager sat down in his chair and pulled a picture out of his desk. In it he saw his mother smiling back at him.
“Oh Ma,” he said, tears falling freely from his eyes, “what am I gonna do?”

Mornings

Originally posted by platinuminho

The cliché vision of a cute couple waking up together, whispering sweet words and sharing kisses before starting their day was always something that you loved in television shows. It was so adorable and made your heart melt to see that kind of precious love. However, you knew that unless your morning began at noon then that would never be your life.

To say that you were not a morning person would be an extreme understatement. You hated waking up early with a burning passion. You were much more of a night owl and preferred to stay up late in order to get everything done as opposed to waking up early. Although, when you thought about it, staying up until three in the morning was probably the reason you hated waking up early so much.

Whatever the reason, you hated waking up early. And you were thankful that you had a boyfriend who was just as opposed to early mornings as you. And although the two of you had to wake up early nearly every morning for work, the start to your early days was never anything like the television shows.

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‘Five’ self-recs post - Dragon Age

Hello, readers!

A while back there was a meme going around that was in essence, ‘5 Self-Recs.’ I was tagged for it, but didn’t do it at the time because 1) I was in the middle of moving house and didn’t have the energy to spare and 2) it seemed gauche.

Since then, however, a few things have made me change my mind: first of all I finished moving (yay!) and am happily relaxing in the new place. I also remember thinking, as I looked over my AO3 page, that I wished there was a feature to let you boost certain fics to the top; since when looking at a long list of works, the author’s pride-and-joy stories get mixed interchangeably with their I-did-this-for-a-friend-in-a-weekend stories, and it can be hard to know where to start.

Thirdly, I’ve been getting a LOT more hits in my Kudos digest lately, which makes me think that more people are starting on their summer break and looking for good reads. (Hi, kids!) If so, and you like the cut of my jib, then this post is for you.

So here is Mikkeneko’s top 5 10 11 self-recs, from all my 200+ body of works.

5 Dragon Age Self-Recs:

…And, because why not, here’s Top 5 Dragon Age SHORT Recs:

The way I see it, there’s two kinds of shortfics: there’s the silly throwaway type, the stuff you write quickly for friends or for fun or just exploring an idea that doesn’t have the interest or the drive to go further. And then there’s what I call the one-inch-punch fics, which have all the power of a longer story crafted into a concise, quick format.

While the first five are more meaty stories, here’s what I consider my best short works in the fandom, none of them over 2k. Good for if you don’t have the time or energy to invest in something lengthy.

…and a bonus #6: Six Inquisitors Who Should Never Have Been Given This Much Power: A story about six inquisitors who should never have been given this much power.

I feel like these fics represent some of my best writing in the fandom, short and long. Hopefully you’ll find something you enjoy! Author friends, why not do a short round-up of your own? (*looks directly @fauxfires*)

game grumps ask meme (pt 2)

“Your mouth is saying those words but your eyes say bullshit.”

“Those coins are probably worth tons of coins.”

“UM. EXCUSE ME. Those arms look like hugging machines!”

“Hopefully these paper-thin bushes will protect me from cop bullets.”

“What’s up you salty sailors?”

“Don’t give me your fucking alliteration.”

“Oh, you feel them. You can feel a seething hatred and I can sense it.”

“And I know I love it because I do it. Wait.”

“These weird looking fish have been showing up lately were about to eat me.”

“At age 6, I was born without a face.”

“First of all, I think he’s got a very nice ass.”

“Haven’t you ever heard Cheese Nipples by The Fruit Barfs?”

“Oh just lick my ass.”

“There’s two things I don’t make fun of people for… music and their laugh.”

“I’m super excited about failure.”

“I’m glad I get to give this guy a hand job everyday!”

“My plan, it worked.”

“We had that in the bag. And you grabbed ANOTHER FUCKING RHOMBUS.”

“I love video games, and they’re fun, but this one isn’t.”

“I’m a poet and fuck you.”

“I’m not in a position to come at anyone, bro.”

“I was this close to lining up my knuckles and punching you square in the groont.”

“Practice is for the weak!”

“Five coins in the bank, invested in stocks. Apple. Gotta get it early!”

“Okay. Okay. Alright BOUNCY BOX.”

“I’m gonna take him out back, and give him some chocolates.”

“Oh, you’re talking about your penis.”

“Every minute of this I just get harder and harder.”

“Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family.”

“It’s probably the wrong one but bear with me, I’m an idiot.”

“I wish you were fast.”

“Alright, uh, aliens dude. This concludes our service please come up for the crackers.”

“You may not recognize me because I was wearing sunglasses. I wrote an internet song about dinosaurs and lasers in 2010.”

”I mean I can’t tell you the specifics because it involves tradingyourlifeforces.”

“I’m glad we came to that conclusion. Separately. From each other.”

“Pussy built this place and pussy will tear it down!”

“I have a specific set of skills… and they all involve masturbating.”

“Yeah go on, tell me how you would have sex with the cat.”

“You can’t open up the story of my life, and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.”

“This game looks like it should be in black and white and in French.”

“The Bananas has gone bad!”

“Come on computer, use your thinky bits!”

“Folks, strap on your butts ‘cuz we’re goin’ in!”

“I could totally stab someone to death or something.”

“620 blaze it.”

“I’m like… low to moderately scared someone will steal my kidneys.”

“This game is a glitch that occasionally breaks out into a game.”

“WHAT KIND OF PIKACHU IS THAT?!”

“Siri, how many boobs does a fox have?”

“Truly the game of life is about money and bitches.”

“Let’s have some hot duck action.”

“It’s not murder, it’s for science.”

“Ya’ know aesthetically, this game is just above a piece of shit.”

“All of this time used for playing this game could have been used for smoking heroin.”

“That five seconds is all I need to punch myself repeatedly in the face.”

“Welcome back, I’m your toast with the most!”

“I just like to start shit.”

“This experience is really teaching me alot about what being bread is all about.”

“I sure hope talent is sexually transmitted for when we make love later.”

“Hold on I am clearing my google search term of ‘echidna penis’ and replacing it with ‘Bowie pressure lyrics.’”

“That’s how you help things, funnels of death.”

“First of all, language. Second of all, FUCK!”

“That’s when I get twice as high, at 8:40 at night. That’s for the professionals only.”

“There was no Twitter. It was 1980.”

“I wish my whole body was a party.”

“I could see them doing a Peanuts anime.”

“The rumour come out: Does Bruno Mars is gay?”

“What am I? Some kind of guy who doesn’t read tutorials or anything?”

“You have mastered the code of chivalry. Take your complimentary fedora.”

“A dump smells better than I do.”

“Can we form a new band where we just do, like, pop-punk…but we only dress up as the King of the Cosmos from Katamari?”

“"I would never joke about not being your friend.”

“Do you gain pleasure from the suffering of others?”

“We always finish games, except when we don’t.”

“…I’m just going to say lots of 1994 shit.”

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Last Spring one of my good friends and I headed downtown super early so she could snap some shots of my Five cosplay. I never got around to posting them here because my life went into overdrive at that point. This costume means a lot to me because it was the first one I made from scratch. There are so many things I would change about it now looking back and I don’t wear it anymore because it was terribly uncomfortable, but whatevs. Anyway I am having trouble with motivating myself to finish my SWC cosplays so looking at a complete costumes (and looking at how much I have grown) helps a little haha. Hannah unfortunately doesn’t have a page for me to link to but I am super grateful to her for doing this for me!

Cosplay: Five- Zankyou No Terror/Terror in Resonance  

I was just reading the official bio on the official website and i saw this (something i totally forgot). Thought it needed some adjustment regarding S2.

totally shitposting rn. *no shame*
(but holy kaltenecker, 2k notes on the galras!!)

@goodnyte actually Thace needs his own short comic because he’s my galra hero. like, perfect dude. like, did so many stuff he needs his own stuff. So don’t worry, gonna happen (*winking furiously*).

@wrecked-anon i had an idea for Keith, but i wanted to keep this 100% Galra. The Keef doesn’t express himself in the same manner. I find him cute because he’s very thoughtful about others actually.  

Tbh, main reason we’re missing a few people is mainly because i finished around 2 am and had to go to work 6 hours later. ʕ ◔ᴥ◔ ʔ