i am gigi

  • Gigi: *gives Zayn back his christmas wishlist*
  • Gigi: I am NOT getting you any of these.
  • Zayn: Why? I've been good.
  • Gigi: How the hell am I supposed to get "Liam's jockstrap" or "Liam's batman t-shirt"?
  • Zayn: His boxers will be fine too

idk i feel like i interact with a handful of mutuals and two or three of my followers and the the other 310 just… don’t exist? are you guys even real? who knows certainly not my always empty inbox

  • Frankie: ERRYBODY SAY SAUSAGE AND KEEP IT GOIN'!
  • Frankie: EGGS, BACON, GRILL, SAUSAGE!
  • Skelita: I'm a skinny bitch but I still take the sausage!
  • Clawdeen: Got a fat ass but I still take the sausage!
  • Gigi: Got a flat ass but I still take the sausage!
  • Abbey: Wake up in the morning I eat the sausage!
  • Toralei: I'm a redhead but I still take the sausage!
  • Jackson: I'm a gay bitch and I still take the sausage!
  • Draculaura: Vamp girl swag girl and I still take the sausage!
  • Lagoona: Ughhughgswrvjigdsbhh-!
  • Spectra: I'm white and I'm thicc but you know I get the sausage!
  • Twyla: Yeah I read books but they all about sausage!
  • Everyone: SAUSAGE SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAUSAGE!
  • Howleen: I like girls, can I still take sausage?
  • Everyone: EEEEYYYYY!
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but I won’t fall.

I am titanium.