I genuinely cannot believe that James Potter, born in the 1960s, was not called Jim. Also now I can’t unhear it and am giggling uncontrollably. Jimmy Potter. Jim Potter. Jimmy Prongs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and JIM.
Things I do or say instinctively because of Xena...
Say “By the Gods” or “Thank the Gods” as if the Olympian Pantheon was not all but wiped out by Xena aside from Love and War.
Say “I have many skills” instead of I have a lot of skills or I am skilful.
Spell the word “bitter-sweet” as bitter-suite and not even realize it.
Pretend to throw a chakram when I am majorly pissed off or attempt to do ‘The Pinch’ on an inanimate object. No joke. I actually do this.
Attempted the Xena battle cry more times than I can count just to look cool and badass when in reality I just looked like a psychopath.
Any time there is mention of medical skills, charades, pinnochio, kites, C-Sections or other random stuff Xena and Gabrielle invented, I make it known to everybody I’m interacting with on that topic of conversation that they invented or coined them.
Refer to or mention Xena in everything I talk about as if that’s the only way to talk about it because that’s just how obsessed I am.
Giggle uncontrollably every time someone talks about fish or fishing. That actually happens more than you would think. It’s like they know 👀
Firmly believe that Xena and Gabrielle are historical figures and you can’t convince me otherwise.
How about you? What do you do or say because of Xena?
Clichè Roommate Jungkook AU and repressed noona feelings (sorry not sorry ;)
That damn gif gets me everytime whatareyoudoingyouarelike5goaway
Jungkook x Reader
Genre: fluff and suggestive (?)
“So you want me to, like, go out or something?” Jungkook voice sounded perplexed as he poured some tea into a cup.
“Yeah just for a couple of hours maybe. I mean I wouldn’t mind having you with us, but Jaimie just broke up with her boyfriend and she in that phase in which she despites every man walking on this earth. And we will probably just stay up gossiping and bitching about people you don’t even know so…”
“Yeah but, I mean, why do I have to go out? It’s Tuesday, there is nothing to do and this is my flat too”
When your brother Hoseok had introduced Jungkook to you a year ago he had warned you he could be stubborn and whiny from time to time, but you had learnt how to handle him. Living with him was actually quite easy and fun. Well, fun for you, because you couldn’t stop yourself from teasing the hell out of him everytime you got the chance. Being a couple of years younger than you it felt like Jungkook was your little brother and you knew exactly how to push his buttons. Sitting at the edge of the chair you grinned crossing your arms.
“Ok then. Then be prepared to share all your dirty little secrets because that’s what girls do on girl’s night and you know Bora and Soohyun, right? They won’t leave you alone not even if you BEG” you emphasized the last world just to tease and hopefully scare him a bit. He had met your friends before and he knew just how much annoying they could get. Especially when they insistently asked about his love life.
“And I have to admit I am kinda curios about a thing or two too” you added cocking and eyebrow.
Even though he had his back turned at you the way he slightly slumped his shoulder and sighed gave him away. He was about to surrender. You nervously bit your bottom lip waiting for the moment he would give in. He always did.
“Ok ok got that. I will just go out with the boys” he finally agreed.
You smirked jumping down from the chair you and wrapping your arms around his shoulders from behind “Awwww Kookie you are awesome!” you chanted happily.
You had never felt ashamed to express your affection. Not toward Jungkook at least. There was, between you two, a kind of comfortable, intimate relationship that needed no explanation. It came naturally and it never felt forced or awkward.
Clinging like a koala to his back you missed the subtle but soft smile hanging on his lips.
*** *** ***
“I’m going out” Jungkook announced an hour later putting his leather jacket on. You bid him goodbye, not even looking at him, as you ran from the living room to the kitchen trying to arrange everything. You had just put the last fluffy cushion on the ground around the low table in the living room when the doorbell rang. You hopped cheerfully toward the door and when you opened it three familiar faces greeted you with warm smiles.
“Password?” you asked jokingly.
Bora smiled at you knowingly and took out a bottle from the shopping bag she was carrying “We got the wine”
You giggled and rolled your eyes letting your three friends in. You have known them since the first year of university and, although they could be too much loud and too much nosy sometimes, you had gone through so much together you couldn’t imagine having anyone else beside you.
“Ok girl let’s get this started!!”
Half an hour later you had maybe one or too many drinks because the room started spinning and your laughs grew louder.
“Gosh I just hate the fact that I spent six months of my life with that jackass!” whined Jaimie swinging the glass in his hand. “That shithead wasted MY time and had me hanging like idiot! His stupid handsome face deceived me! Screw you Kim Seokjin!”
Her ranting was endless and her frustration incontrollable. But, well, nothing that best friends and some good quality wine couldn’t fix.
“Now that we are talking about good looks” Bora stepped in trying to change subject “Y/N… Tell us… How is it to live with such an hottie running around the house?”
You almost chocked on your drink as your friend wiggled her eyebrows at you. Urgh the nerve of that girl.
“ There is nothing to say…” you quickly answered wiping some wine from your lips “He is just my flatmate”
She rolled her eyes and snorted “Oh Y/N please!! You have been living together for how long? A year? He is such a sexy little brat. I would like to teach that kid a lesson or two”
“Come on, he is probably vanilla in bed” mocked Soohyun
“Haha are you kiddin’? Like, have you seen THAT body? I bet he is so freakin kinky and dominant” replied Jaimie biting down her bottom lip.
“OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP” You grabbed your flaming cheeks with both hands and tried to calm down. Your eyes had grown to the size of saucers as your stared at your three best friend talking so bluntly about your cute, innocent roommate “He is younger than all of us and he behaves like a whiny little kid half of the time, he blush for nothing and- and…” you couldn’t understand it yourself but you felt so damn frustrated.
“Uhuh someone is embarrassed” chanted Jaimie pointing at you
“Sorry but wasn’t this a girl’s night? Why are we talking about my roommate?!!” You protested unable to control your mouth. You blamed the alcohol and your protective instinct toward Jungkook for your exaggerate reaction. But your friends didn’t surrender. Gosh why wasn’t it so easy like with Jungkook?
“Uhuh come on Y/N we are just expressing our opinions about an hot guy who happens to be your flatmate. Don’t tell me you never had those kind of thoughts ‘couse I won’t believe you. He is smoking hot!”
“And on top of that, cute as hell”
“And, you know, about him being younger, I bet he got a lot of stamina”
“Stop stop stop please whyareyoubeinglikethis?!” You shook your head a couple of times to clear your mind which didn’t help at all.
“Hahah you are so cute when you get frustrated” Soohyun poked your cheek and giggled uncontrollably
“I-I am NOT” Your voice rose a couple of octave as your frustration grew excessively. Even though you were too stubborn to admit it all this comments and allusion made your heart skipped a beat and your breath grew irregular. You had strictly refused to yourself to think about Jungkook in that way. He was your roommate, a good friend and nothing more. Too bad for you because your friends were now too focused on the topic to drop it easily.
“Is he single? Have you ever seen him bring a girl home?” asked Jaimie
“Maybe heard something?” added playfully Bora
“I-I no I don’t know… actually I’ve never seen him with a girl” you stutter a little unsure how to answer. It was true that you had never seen him bring a girl home, but you were not with him 24/7 so you had no idea if he was seeing someone “ Actually sometimes I wonder if he is still a virgin…” You added thoughtfully, more to yourself than to them.
“Oh come on that’s impossible!” Bora half-shouted and swinging her arms way too carelessly. She accidently hit one of the glass on the table, which toppled over landing straight in your laps. You were startled for a moment as the wine spread in a red stain on your cute pink pajama. You cursed and looked down at your shirt with disgust.
“Oh sorry sorry!! Are you ok??” Bora quickly apologize with a shocked expression on her face
“Don’t worry it’s just wine” you replied smiling weakly “I’m just gonna change really quick and come back”
You stood up probably too fast because the room turned upside out for a moment. You felt quite dizzy and still in a haze you made your way to your room to change clothes. Muttering under your breath you walked up to the closet and opened it. But what you found wasn’t what you expected. Neatly folded in front of you were several monochrome t-shirts, a pile of jeans, and some sweaters were hung over your head. You looked around to find a room that resembled yours but wasn’t. From the messy desk, the unmade bed sheets, the quantities of manga and action figures scattered around you could tell you had unconsciously entered Jungkook’s room, which was in front of yours. You shrugged scratching your nose. Oh well nevermind, you thought. You removed your stained pajama top and started rummaging in the drawers to find something to wear. He had plenty of identical t-shirts and you could always wash it and put it back without him noticing. You found an awesome, huge, super comfy white t-shirt and slipped it on. Well it was hella comfortable. And it smelled nice. Truth be said it smelled amazing. You gently grabbed the fabric to put it closer to your nose. It had that kind of masculine fragrance you always detected on Jungkook, so refreshing and so familiar, smelling like musk and lemon. Wait what the hell where you doing? You shivered at the sudden thought of Jungkook in the same white t-shirt you had just stolen from his closet. Why was that kid bothering you so much all of a sudden? You had always felt a strong feeling of affection toward him but with all of your friend’ allusions running through your head your thoughts about him became, well, so to speak, more impure. You started to wonder why you had never seen him with a girl, and how it could be to be with him…
Too caught up in your thoughts you didn’t notice a shadow creeping behind you. He moved silently and fast and you almost jumped and screamed on the top of your lungs when one of his hand crept from behind you over your mouth and the another one kept you in place grabbing your waist forcefully. For a moment pure terror froze you in the spot before the sudden realization hit you. You swung around and slapped the men in front of you across the chest.
“Jungkook what the hell! I thought you were out!” You crossed your arms and stared at him frowning your eyebrows in anger. He took a step back rising his index finger to his mouth signaling you to be quite. He was wearing a pair of black basketball shorts and a red shirt. His chocolate brown hair were all over the place, a clear signal that he had been sleeping.
“I have always been here” he replied nonchalantly.
“WHAT? From the beginning?! B-but I heard you going out!” you said shocked as your eyes grew wider.
“The boys stood me up. I just pretended to go out so that you wouldn’t complain and your friend wouldn’t pester me. I just closed the door and came right back into my room. I thought I could pass unnoticed if I didn’t make much noise” he stated calmly shrugging his shoulders.
“Gosh you are incredible” you rolled you eyes swinging your arms dramatically. You still felt a bit dizzy and blamed the alcohol for the sudden wave of heat that hit your body. The taste of wine still lingered on your lips and you body temperature was rising gradually. It’s just the alcohol you repeated to yourself.
But well there was a certain thought you couldn’t keep aside. You chewed your bottom lip, too nervous to ask. If he had been there the whole time that meant….
“So… Y-you heard our chat?”
His scratched the back of his head and wrinkled his nose. His dark eyes locked on yours but you couldn’t grasp his expression. Jungkook appeared calm and laid back as always but there was something in his stoic gaze that didn’t convince you.
“Mhm almost everything… You were pretty loud if you ask me”
You felt your cheeks burning up as your heart dropped to your feet. You looked at him as he scanned your body from head to toe. You immediately felt naked under is gaze unable to produce any kind of rational sentence.
“That’s mine anyway” his words came out calm and strong
“Y-yeah mine got dirty…I just wanted to borrow it…” your words tumbled out as a stuttering mess
“It’s okay you can keep it. Truth to be said, you look quite sexy in it”
You breath itched and you felt another wave of heat running over your cheeks. Who the hell was this guy and what did he do to your sweet roommate? You opened your eyes wide, like a frightened deer in front of a car as you watched him coming toward you. Instinctively you stumbled backward but you soon came to an alt when your back hit the closet.
“So you and your friends were curious about my performances in bed uh?”
“I-I don’t…urgh…” you were frustrated beyond words and the worst part was that you couldn’t hide it. You still tried to convince yourself that it was because of the alcohol in your system that your where so vulnerable and confused. He cornered you, staring at you intently, and you froze there in place waiting for his next move unable to move nor speak.
“You know Y/N” he started pouting slightly and sneaking an arm up your waist “I usually let you tease me and don’t say a word but I don’t really like when people underestimate me”
Now he was dangerously close to you trapping you between his chest and the closet with an hand beside your head. He titled his head looking at you with such a smug face on you couldn’t help but blush furiously. His expression was as innocent as ever but his stare was so intense you froze on the spot. You opened and closed your mouth a couple of times like a fish out of water. Your fuzzy brain wouldn’t cooperate and yet again you found yourself waiting for his next move. Truth was you had no idea how to fight him back. You had never seen him like this before. So confident, so bold. And although it was embarrassing to admit it, it turned you on so much.
“If you want to know about my sex life so bad you can just ask, you know… we are good friends right?” his grin only grew wider upon seeing your dumbfounded face. Teasing you was more fun that he had expected. He had planned to do this for some time now, but waited for the perfect moment. And his patience had been rewarded. When you had entered his room casually tossing your shirt away he had been quite shocked but you basically got him the best chance to get you back for all your teasing.
“So Y/N, what is it that you wanna know?” he continued, clearly enjoying every moment.
You closed your eyes shut and dropped your head hoping he would just dissolve in the air. You wanted nothing more but to dig an hole under your feet and disappear. You couldn’t believe the weird, wild effect his voice was having on you. And his body so close to yours made you only crave for more.
“You are cute when you get frustrated” he said with a soft chuckle.
You sighed and hid your face with your hands. The tables had turn. You were used to joke around with him and make him blush, but now the innocent, whiny, little Jungkookie had turned into this cocky tease and made you turn red like a tomato. He was undeniably hot and you were undoubtedly turned on.
“Stop it Kookie!! Don’t be mean!!” you whined sounding ridiculous to your own hear incapable of fight back that little brat. He was getting on your nerves with his sudden burst of self confidence and his incredibly handsome smug face was causing you some concentration problems.
Suddenly his hand travelled from your waist up to your shoulder and grabbed your chin gently. You kept your eyes closed shut, feeling too overwhelmed with mixed feelings. He giggled and you felt his hot breath a few centimeters away from your face. Squeezing your hand in Jungkook’s shirts you tried to mentally prepare yourself for whatever was coming. But you certainly didn’t expect his next words.
“How about you tell your friends to get the hell out of here so I can answer all of your questions?” his voice was soft yet alluring and mischievous and sent a shiver down your spine.
Unexpectedly -and way too soon- you felt his body moving back and your eye shot open. You saw Jungkook walking toward his bed and sitting down with a satisfied grin hanging from his lips.
“I’m waiting here” he added nonchalantly.
You looked at him in disbelief. What. The. Hell. Your heart was running wild echoing loudly in your ears. You had been gripping on his shirt so hard that your fingers felt numb and your legs felt like jelly. Slowly your breath returned regular and you started to move sideways, eyes locked with Jungkook’s who just stared back at you with an amused expression. That brat. How could he stay there so calm and collected while you were a blushing mess? There was no way you could let him tease you and leave you hanging like that. You had to get your revenge. More determined than ever before you rushed to the living room and took a deep breath before speaking
“Girls, let’s call it a night!”
A.N. Hi there! Hope you guys enjoyed this little scenario! Actually I’m going through a tough period of my life and I really busy so I don’t have much time to write. Sorry L Anyway, I love Jin don’t get me wrong! His name came up just after I wrote the word handsome haha Sorry for any misspelled words and fucked up sentences – someday I’ll take English classes I swear. Feedbacks are always welcome CHUUUU
I feel like this is what the manga readers did when watching the season finale of Akatsuki no Yona Season 1 (Myself included)
<b>Me:</b> *giggles uncontrollably due to the fact I am waiting for Zeno to show up*<p/><b>Me:</b> *squeals uncontrollably because Zeno iS HERE*<p/><b>Me:</b> *yells because "Jeno"*<p/><b>Me:</b> *squeals because ZENO IS HERE EVERYONE*<p/><b>Me:</b> *more squealing because Zeno shows his mature side*<p/><b>Me:</b> *squealing continues*<p/><b>Me:</b> *squeals because Yona is so blind to Hak's feelings for her*<p/><b>Me:</b> *squeals evEN MORE BECAUSE HAK DID THE THING*<p/><b>Me:</b> *squeals and cries uncontrollably into pillow becauSE WHERE IS SEASON 2 EVERYONE?*<p/></p>
I hope that for Valentine’s Day harry buys louis really pretty flowers and chocolates and I hope he makes him wear one of his biggest jumpers and cuddles him in his arms and tells him he’s gorgeous and beautiful and stunning and watches him blush bc he’s never been good with compliments but harry doesn’t stop and he kisses him all over his face and just listens to him giggle uncontrollably and god what am I doing now I’m sad
So earlier this week, someone asked me why I seem so angry all the time (and then made a slight comment at me being a Korean girl so ofc, angry Korean women).
There have been two murder-suicides this past month or two just a few blocks away from my apt. Both had Asian women victims.
I’ve heard at least a dozen accounts from fellow Asian women activists in my circle that have been either harassed or abused within the past two weeks alone.
There are literally posters posted on my apt door for centers that help Asian women with DV and I’ve heard accounts in my own apt multiple times.
I am subjected to Asian women stereotypes at least once a day and by Asian men nontheless because now that I’m out of the wonderbread side of the US, I have to deal with a lot of this shit.
Every time (and I mean every time) I’ve been out, I’ve have been harassed. From cat-calling, touching, grabbing, whispers in my air, following…my own array of garden-variety male entitlement.
I have to have people walk me home when I’m out late or I have someone to call when I’m on my way back after the subway and I send, “safe home” texts because yes, they’re fucking necessary.
The sheer amount of panic and fear I get when I’m out late at night as I try to calculate how I can get home. (I’ve literally had panic attacks where I locked myself in the bathroom crying cause I was afraid I’d be followed again).
It’s normal for me to be cute and bubbly but if I’m anything else, people start to think their opinions are important and want to say shit to me.
I’ve been to one to many protests, rallies, and vigils for dead Asian women who were killed by willful ignorance and hatred.
This is a list of a few reasons of why I am an AAG.
I am angry or rather enraged that all of this is still going on. That every day this shit keeps happening yet people STILL have the audacity to not listen to us. That they still dismiss us. That we are still dehumanized and that our experiences + existences are still invalidated. That despite all this shit and then some, people still expect us to be complacent Madame Butterflies and Miss Saigons. Well, guess what? F u c k that. Fuck cute. Fuck complacent. Fuck submissive. And fuck all the fuckers who tell us we’re anything less than amazing, badass, mofo women. Cause seriously. I’m not angry just for the sake of being angry. That’s not what’s going on here. I mean really. Am I not supposed to be angry? Am I supposed to face BS and react with with uncontrollable giggles? Gee, I didn’t know oppression came with a happy meal and a bag of smiles nowadays. *rolls eyes* I will continue to carry daggers on my tongue, knives in my glares, thorns in my touch, and venom in my veins. I will remain angry. And if anyone dares to ask me why again, I will offer them a smile and say, “So they fear me.”
“There’s gonna be about a two hour delay on our flight.” He mumbled into the phone while you waited at home to leave to your friend’s party. “I’m still waiting for you no matter what.” You said trying not to sound disappointed. “Babe, just go to the party without me and have fun there! Once you come home, I’ll be home waiting for you!” He said trying to lighten the mood. “It’s not gonna be as fun without you anyways.” You said fixing your hair. “Y/N, trust me. I’ll meet you there if I can once I get there, okay? Just please don’t be disappointed. It’s New Year’s Eve! Go have fun with your friends and party!” He smiled. “Alright, I will.” You smiled making him happy. “Good, and if any guy lays a hand on you, tell them I’ll beat them up.” He said seriously while you chuckled at his protective side. “I’ll be fine, babe.” You reassured him. “Good, I love you so much! Have fun and see you soon!” He said blowing a kiss through the phone then ending the call. Hours later, you weren’t really having fun and so far, guys have been all over you, but you told them you had a boyfriend so they backed off immediately. 11:59 hit and here you are, waiting for your boyfriend to come home while you heard people count down. “All alone, huh?” You heard a familiar voice say. “Look, I’m taken-“ You said but looked up to see your boyfriend. “5….4….” You heard people counting down. “Wes!” You smiled as his arms wrapped around your waist. “3…2…1! Happy New Year!” People yelled and he crashed his lips to yours. “Happy New Year, Y/N. I can’t wait to spend another beautiful year with you!” He mumbled against your lips as you both smile into the kiss.
“Instead of partying like everyone else is, we’re home, cuddling, and being idiots as we spend our new year’s eve together.” You laughed as you two cuddled closely in bed. “Yup, and I wouldn’t spend it any other way.” He smiled pressing his forehead against yours before kissing your nose. “God, I love you but stop being so cheesy.” You giggled. “Why not? I can declare my love for you whenever I want to. I’ll be as cheesy as possible if I want to!” He joked. “You’re so adorable, oh my god.” You smiled into his chest. “I know I am.” He laughed brushing your ticklish spot. “Keaton! Oh my god, stop it, babe!” You laughed uncontrollably. “Nope! I am loving this!” He giggled tickling you even more, making you squirm and scream in laughter and delight. “Stop it, babe!” You laughed loudly. “Not until you say I’m the most adorable, sexiest boyfriend ever and you love me so much!” He smirked. “Okay, okay! I’ll say it. Keaton Stromberg, you are the most adorable, sexiest boyfriend ever and I love you so much. Happy?” You said in defeat. “Very happy.” He said laughing into the kiss he pressed to your lips. “Best way to spend new year’s.” You mumbled into the kiss. “Totally,” He smiled. “Happy New Year, babe.”
He decided to surprise you on a date instead of taking you to some lame party where there’s loud music and tons of drunk people dancing. “Where are we going?” You asked while he drove to the surprise location. “It’s a surprise, Y/N!” He chuckled. “Here, put this!” He said handing you a blindfold. “Really? A blindfold?” You asked laughing. “Yes, now put it on!” He smiled as you did what you were told. About a half an hour passed and the car stopped, you heard his seatbelt unbuckle and the car door open. “We’re here! I’ll open your door and I’ll take off your blindfold once we walk a bit.” He smiled excitedly. “Alright.” You said unsure of what he’s so excited about. You two walk only for a few minutes, hand in hand and he finally stops walking. “Okay, you can take it off now.” He smiled. “Woah….” You said shocked. “New Year’s at the beach and a beach date?!” You said excitedly. “Yup!” He smiled, happy that his plan worked out great. “Happy New Year Y/N.” He smirked while you pressed a quick kiss to his sweet lips.