i am gay i am ga

I really want a girlfriend.

an actual series of events:
  • Friend: "YOU ONLY WANT TO WATCH GAY ANIME."
  • Me: "Cause heteros are boring."
  • Friend: "You can't just watch only gay shit. There's good hetero shit too."
  • Me: :/ "Fine. You can choose an anime this time."
  • Friend: "Okay, then how about Sakamoto desu ga? I heard that was good."
  • Me: "Okay."
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: "The delinquent is in love with Sakamoto."
  • Friend: "Dont."
  • Me: "Sakamoto just used that romance book to set up those girls."
  • Friend: "Please."
  • Me: :D
  • Friend: "Don't say it."
  • Me: "That's some Gay Shit(TM) right there right there!"
  • Friend: "GODDAMMIT!"