i am doing this meme there is no turning back now

    B△STILLE SENTENCE MEME ( WILD WORLD EDITION )

        100 lyric starters taken from ‘wild world’ by bastille. change pronouns/sentence structure if necessary!


GOOD GRIEF.

❝ so, what would you little maniacs like to do first? ❞
❝ what’s gunna be left of the world when you’re not in it? ❞
❝ every minute and every hour i miss you more ❞
❝ if you want to be a party animal you have to learn to live in the jungle ❞
❝ stop worrying and go and get dressed ❞
❝ you might have to excuse me, i’ve lost control of all of my senses ❞

THE CURRENTS.

❝ think about the power of your words ❞
❝ oh my god, i can’t quite believe my ears ❞
❝ you’re making me feel nervous ❞
❝ i need to clear my head ❞
❝ how can you think you’re serious? ❞
❝ do you even know what year it is? ❞

AN ACT OF KINDNESS.

❝ kind of hoping this will turn me round ❞
❝ and now it follows me every day ❞
❝ i need to clear my head ❞
❝ my back’s up against the wall ❞
❝ i feel guilty ❞

WARMTH.

❝ never good, just the bad and the ugly ❞
❝ nothing quite like seeing the world through the tv’s window ❞
❝ i can’t stop thinking about it ❞
❝ tell me, did you see the news tonight? ❞
❝ hold me in this wild, wild world ❞

GLORY.

❝ did you ever feel like they were ringing true? ❞
❝ not everything had gone to plan ❞
❝ we made the best of what we had, you know ❞
❝ all their words were glory ❞
❝ stop looking up for heaven ❞

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                    ( THE BORGIAS —— SENTENCE STARTERS )


  • “All things are permissible in our dreams.”
  • “Ambition rules this family.”
  • “Am I so hard to love?”
  • “And yet, still, no matter which way I turn, I cannot seem to find that which would make me truly happy.“
  • “As women we control so little of our destiny.”
  • “Beauty can be deadly when well used.”
  • “But this is witchcraft!”
  • “Can one spill blood to rid the world of a greater evil?”
  • “Come back soon.”
  • “Could he/she make you laugh?”
  • “Do I look pleasing?”
  • “Don’t worry. If you’re not dead by now you’ll live.”
  • “Have you fallen for him/her?”
  • “He/she thought he/she could walk through fire.”
  • “He/she is heading as far away from you as possible.”
  • “I have wished him/her dead a thousand times.”
  • “I am afraid of hope.”
  • “I bend my knee to no man.”
  • “I don’t feel safe unless I know you’re nearby.”
  • “I do tend to win whatever battles I fight.”
  • “I will have blood for this.”
  • “If angels can fall from heaven into hell then so we can all.”
  • “If I married a thousand times it would always be the wrong choice.”
  • “Is it murder to defend your mother’s honour?”
  • “It was for the good of the family.”
  • “Know your enemy. Know him better than your friend.”
  • “My soul dies when I imagine never seeing you again.”
  • “Never let me go.”
  • “Not everyone can love like that.”
  • “Promise you’ll hold me.”
  • “Sometimes goodness needs the help of a little badness.”
  • “They can crumble to dust for all I care.”
  • “This world is what we make of it.”
  • “To have my blessing you would need my forgiveness first.”
  • “We’re dancing on your brother’s grave.”
  • “We are facing a battle for our very survival.”
  • “We are family, we love eachother.”
  • “We had no choice.”
  • “What happened to you? You were such a lovely child.”
  • “Whoever gets in the way of your happiness will meet my wrath.”
  • “Why can I not be happy?”
  • “Words can deceive, hearts can deceive but the eyes… we can trust.”
  • “Yes, I will marry him/her.”
  • “You had every choice!”
  • “You may kiss my ring.”
  • “You must cry for me. I have no more tears.”
  • “You will have your war.”
Magical Mess-Up Ask Meme
  1. “All magic has a price. An energy price, to be exact. It’s like running a marathon; if you don’t train enough or you do too much too fast you’ll basically die.”
  2. “Stop laughing and help me free myself from this boulder. I am NEVER teleporting again.”
  3. “I was trying to bring you properly back to life, not make you a zombie hungering for brains, so, uh – sorry?”
  4. “You tried to stop the heatwave with magic and now it’s snowing in July. Nice one.”
  5. “How the hell did you get up there?! Did you teleport again without knowing where you were going?!”
  6. “I’m missing my eyebrow again, aren’t I?”
  7. “I only wanted to dry your hair, not turn it blue!”
  8. “So I uh – kinda turned him into a chicken? Kinda? Only I – haven’t exactly learned the reversal spell yet so – help?”
  9. “Well, at least you’re not bleeding anymore, so that’s something, right? Can you move it?”
  10. “Uh oh. That wasn’t meant to happen.”
  11. “I’m so sorry I turned you into a tortoise! I’ll turn you back, hold on – agh, and now you’re a duck, sorry!”
  12. “I think we just magically swapped bodies. Awesome. How do we change back? You uh– you do know how, right?”
  13. “Oh no, wake up! That spell was far too strong for you, wasn’t it? Wake up, come on, come on!”
  14. “Oh, well done. ‘Let me teleport you home’, you said. 'It’ll be much faster’, you said. Do you even have any clue where we’ve ended up?”
  15. “Why did you just appear in my bathroom while I’m bathing?! Ugh, I *hate* mages!”
  16. “Did you mean to soak me, or did your spell just go wrong again?”
  17. “Great, you’ve turned me into the size of your thumb. Well done. What do you mean you don’t know the reversal spell?!”
  18. “Nice makeover, loser. Guess trying to magic your ears smaller didn’t work, then?”
  19. “Ow! Stop sending hexes around in a room full of mirrors! Obviously they’re going to bounce!”
  20. “I’m presuming I wasn’t your intended target for that spell. I suggest you reverse it, *quickly*.”

anonymous asked:

Hi, I sent you a four part ask and wanted to apologize. I just needed to get all that out of me and I needed to talk to another trans person because most people either outright don't accept me, say they accept me but don't really, treat my transness as a way to show off how "tolerant" and "liberal" they are, or do accept me but just don't get it. I truly am sorry. I've gotten out of a mental health facility that was unable to help me and handled my being trans poorly. I've no where to turn.

Oh gosh nonoNO you don’t have to apologize at all, please do NOT feel bad for those asks

I didn’t post anything about it yet because I was away from Tumblr, that’s all

I just now got back on…

To answer the last part of your 4th part: you are completely justified to feel that way. It’s normal, as you phrased it. There should be no shame involved. I want to make that clear: you don’t have to apologize to me for those asks.

And if you’re willing to come off anon to discuss in-depth, especially if you want to vent more, I’d totally be willing to do that.

mssrpadfcct  asked:

✉️

Siri,

You didn’t do it. You couldn’t have done it. James took you in and was your family when the rest of us turned our backs on you. I don’t care what Remus, or McGongall, or anyone else says, I know you wouldn’t have betrayed him. 

At least I have to believe you wouldn’t have because if you did then that would mean I was wrong about you all along. And I don’t want to reshape the image I have of you in my head because it’s always been good and I can’t lose another good thing. 

Anyway, I guess I should get back to why I’m writing this. Not that writing this letter is going to do any good. It’s probably as pointless as the hundred other ones I wrote you that you never got. I know the guards will never let them get to you, but I have to tell you somehow, even if you’ll never see it. 

I’m pregnant Sirius. Five months along now. Ted made me go to a muggle doctor and they said the baby’s heartbeat is strong and I think that’s good. A strong heartbeat means healthy, right? They also said the baby is going to be a girl so I should probably start coming up some names. I always thought you would be creative with baby names, so how does Nymphadora sound to you? 

I wish you were here, Siri. I want to tell you all this in person. But I swear I will try to find a way to prove you didn’t do this and get you out. If not for my own sanity then for my daughter. Who else can teach her to be a troublemaker better than you?

I miss you. You’re supposed to be here laughing with Ted about how I walk now. He says it’s quite penguin-like. And making fun of my ridiculous pregnancy cravings- did you know pickles and ice cream makes an oddly delicious combination? 

You’re supposed to be out here. You’re supposed to be a part of the new family I’m trying to build. 

We were both supposed to be free. 

I love you, Sirius.

Until we meet again,
Andromeda

[Andromeda wrote many letters to Sirius throughout his time in Azkaban. She sent all of them, but they were always returned with a ministry stamp and rejected written in large bolded letters within a few days. However they sit in a box on her desk in hopes that one day she will see her cousin again and he’ll be able to read them all.]

Avenged Sevenfold {Sentence Starters}
  • "I'm scared. If I lose you... I'm not prepared.
  • "You made me this way. I am the product of your creation."
  • "Now I'm on my knees; forgive me please."
  • "I know it's hurting you, but it's killing me."
  • "A living nightmare, asleep but still aware."
  • "I wanted more for you. You can't go on this way."
  • "I came here for something and I'm not turning back."
  • "No one's innocent. So why do I feel bad?"
  • "I've been the wrong one time and time again."
  • "I don't want to leave you like this."
  • "I need this place to get away from you."
  • "I found you here, now please just stay for a while."
  • "You'll always have my support, in my heart."
  • "Nothing you say, and nothing you try, can change time."
  • "I don't want to see you in this place. Your kind is a disgrace."
  • "By the time you realize, you'll be dead too."
  • "I truly never thought it would really come to this."
  • "Never would I doubt you, but the truth kept smacking me in the face."
  • "We had something more than I can explain."
  • "I'll never feel alone again with you by my side."
  • "I tried to heal your broken heart with all that I could."
  • "You never stopped to think and you ripped us apart."
  • "I have so much to say, but you're so far away."
  • "So, this is the world you left behind."
  • "You've been there from the start for me."
  • "Don't take your aggression out on me!"
  • "So much time I've wasted, and I never thought it'd come to this."
  • "How many times have you taught and not conspired?"
  • "You'll die as you lived: in a flash of the blade."
  • "Why don't I have the finer things that others have?"
  • "I believe my sins have been forgiven."
  • "Please understand, I have to leave and carry on my own life."
  • "Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost."
  • "Give me a chance to be that person I wanna be."
  • "I won't be the victim, but the first to cast a stone."
  • "Nothing can take away the times and the memories we had."
  • "Don't walk in my direction. Turn the other way."
Imagine Dragons Inspired Sentences ( Pt. 1 )
  • “So this what you meant when you said that you were spent.”
  • “Don’t hold back.”
  • “I don’t ever want to let you down.”
  • “I’m never changing who I am.”
  • “Who can you trust?”
  • “So what am I to you?”
  • “I could fake my own death.”
  • “Is it my fault?”
  • “I’m only gonna do you wrong.”
  • “This is it. The apocalypse.”
  • “Don’t throw stones at me.”
  • “I’m going back to my roots.”
  • “You don’t have to hold your head up high.”
  • “I won’t run away this time.”
  • “Is this just an illusion made inside my head to get me by?”
  • “I bet my life on you.”
  • “All this time I’ve been afraid.”
  • “Nobody can save me now.”
  • “Don’t get too close.”
  • “If I told you what I was, would you turn your back on me?”
  • “I’ve turned into a monster.”
  • “I’ll bleed out for you.”
  • “I’m sorry I let you down.”
  • “I’m a reckless mistake.”
  • “How did it come to this?”
  • “You can’t fight the friction.”
  • “You can’t take the pressure.”
it was 3 am and i was bored so... Pepe the frog version of Shia LaBeouf song

As much as i could do at 3am (link to to original video bellow)

your scrolling through tumblr there’s no one around and your dignity is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him..
PEPE THE FROG
He’s reblogging from you about 30 posts back
He breaks down on the keyboard and leaves you an ask
HES FOLLOWING YOU
PEPE THE FROG
Your looking for your sanity but your all turned around
He’s almost upon you now and you can see he has a meme for a face
MY GOD THERES MEMES EVERYWHERE
Blogging for your life
From Pepe the frog
He’s brandishing  an ask
It’s Pepe the frog
Crying in the shadows
Meme trash superstar  Pepe the frog
Killing in the woods
Pepe the frog
Killing for memes
Pepe the frog
Memeing all the bodies
Actual meme trash Pepe the frog
Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him
But your hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a meme
You creep silently through aesthetics
Ah in the distance a shit poster with a good blog, hope
You creep stealthy towards it
BUT  ah! Your leg it reblogged a minion
Bleaching out your eyes
Quiet quiet
Stumbling through the meme posts
Quiet quiet
Now your at a safe blog
Running the blog Pepe the frog
Reading all his asks
Pepe the frog
But your on anonymous
Pepe the frog
Your sneaking up behind him
Anonymously trolling meme king Pepe the frog
Fighting for your life with Pepe the frog

 original song/video here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

Me: *walking home minding my own business*

The street I’m on: *has a tree that I am about to walk past*

My brain: touch the tree

Me: …why

My brain: if you don’t touch the tree, something terrible will happen

Me: how is touching this random tree going to prevent something terrible from happening

My brain: it just will, trust me

Me: people are gonna look at me weird if I just randomly touch this tree

My brain: do it, you have to

Me: *hasn’t stopped walking all this time and is now past the tree and still walking*

My brain: !!!! Go back!!!!!

Me: *starting to panic* no!! now I’ll look even weirder if I double back just to TOUCH THIS TREE

My brain: you have to go back or something terrible will happen, remember? It’s not too late, you can still avoid this, just turn back

Me: NO, THIS ISN’T LOGICAL AND IT’LL JUST WASTE MY TIME, NOTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME

My brain: okay then. suit yourself. It’s too late now. Don’t say I didn’t warn you

Me: *panics for the next hour*

childish gambino: because the internet sentence starters
  • ❝ Who am I? ❞
  • ❝ We ain’t gotta sing the same old love song. ❞
  • ❝ And I said what I felt no re-write. ❞
  • ❝ I scorch winters, I burn autumns. ❞
  • ❝ My girl ain’t bad, she more like evil. ❞
  • ❝ Why you standing there say something. ❞
  • ❝ You only come around when you wanna play pool in my hot tub. ❞
  • ❝ Love me better, kiss me back, listen more. ❞
  • ❝ And if I’m dead to the world what you goin’ do? ❞
  • ❝ We were trying to forget there was something wrong. ❞
  • ❝ The fear that I feel man it might kill her. ❞
  • ❝ You can hang with homie on the low, but your boy sound weak like a week ago. ❞
  • ❝ Tuesday afternoon, I ain’t got shit to do but fall in love with you. ❞
  • ❝ I hope you understand now. ❞
  • ❝ If you tell me ‘turn around’ then i’m on it. ❞
  • ❝ You know how I get when I’m lonely. ❞
  • ❝ And I think about you and the moments. ❞
  • ❝ Foot on the gas, I’m just tryna pass all the red lights and the stop signs. ❞
  • ❝ I’m ready to go. ❞
  • ❝ Because I’m way to scared to call and you might get me to stay. ❞
  • ❝ And I’m nervous, truth be told I never saw me growing old. ❞
  • ❝ That’s a problem, cause I’m way to scared to fall. ❞
  • ❝ And we can do the same thing if you wanna have better. ❞
  • ❝ I was thinkin’ ‘bout me, I’d be really bad at it cause I’m thinkin’ ‘bout me. ❞
  • ❝ Yeah we could try, so let’s try. ❞
  • ❝ But you still don’t have the time to kiss me, just hit me. ❞
  • ❝ And if I left you all alone, would you still pick up the phone? ❞
  • ❝ You miss me. ❞
  • ❝ The only one I know is you, so the fuck am I supposed to do? ❞
  • ❝ Rich kid asshole, paint me as a villain. ❞
  • ❝ No matter what you say and what you do, when I’m alone I’d rather be with you. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll take that as a compliment. ❞
  • ❝ Sorry, I’m just scared of the future. ❞
  • ❝ I used to care what people thought, but now I care more I mean nobody out here’s got it figured out. ❞
  • ❝ So therefore I’ve lost all hope of a happy ending. ❞
  • ❝ I’m glad that it happened, I mean it. ❞
  • ❝ Between us, I think there’s something special and if I lose my mental just hold my hand even if you don’t understand. ❞
  • ❝ We gon’ have a party. All my friends, will be there. ❞ 
  • ❝ Get the fuck out of my house! ❞
  • ❝ Please don’t run away, I’m a murderer, what can I say? ❞
  • ❝ What’s wrong? Didn’t respond when I texted you last night, you alright? ❞
  • ❝ I had a dream I was flying over all of us. ❞
  • ❝ I fell in love again. ❞
  • ❝ Just hold me close my darling. ❞
  • ❝ I know you’ve been around. ❞
  • ❝ We used to be unspoken, now everything is broken. ❞
  • ❝ How old are you? Saying that you never date older dudes. ❞
  • ❝ That’s why I never wanna say no to you. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck it, I just wanna feel something. ❞
  • ❝ It’s a struggle to keep breathing. ❞
  • ❝ It’s a lie that you’re living. ❞
  • ❝ I watch them all pass by, the moon and stars. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t ever limit my love. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not afraid of them. ❞
  • ❝ I thought I told you ‘bout it? ❞
  • ❝ It’s crazy how the world look different. ❞
  • ❝ But as long as I look fly by prom night. ❞
  • ❝ And they say there’s no way I should stay with someone like you. ❞
  • ❝ See now I don’t wanna see an era. See now I just wanna live forever and ever. ❞
  • ❝ We were gods, nobody was above me. ❞
  • ❝ 3005, the year that we fear only God will survive. ❞
  • ❝ To be alone is alive. ❞
  • ❝ Give a fuck or give ‘em hell just not a chance to react. ❞
  • ❝ I could have stayed where I was and had the life you’d be proud of, but I’d rather chase things never thought of. ❞
  • ❝ So it seems we were mean’t to die. ❞
  • ❝ But if we fuck up on this journey at least we’re together. ❞
  • ❝ No one’s ever been this lost. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know who I am anymore. ❞
  • ❝ Funny the day that you’re born that’s really your death sentence. ❞
  • ❝ I wanna solve the world, I think I need your help. ❞
  • ❝ How are you going to trust somebody when you don’t trust yourself? ❞

bamfcoyotetango  asked:

First pet together~ Alternatively, kiss that turns super hot in under five minutes.

that first prompt is cute but man, I am all about the second

it’s supposed to be a goodnight kiss.  a “goodbye, see you tomorrow” kiss.  a “that was a good date, I had fun, let’s do it again” kiss.  newt doesn’t expect much from it, until he pulls away and hermann tugs him back by his tie.

“I’m not through with you,” hermann murmurs.  he leans in and kisses newt again–soft and pleasant–a kiss that lingers on newt’s lips even after he’s done.

newt smiles.  “I’d better go back to my room.  it’s late.”

“as if you don’t stay up until well past midnight.”

newt blushes.  he’s never seen hermann like this.  teasing and playful isn’t anything new, but there’s an undercurrent of desire that’s never been there before.

hermann’s hand slides up newt’s tie until it’s right at his throat.  newt swallows, and hermann pulls him in closer.  this time, they kiss slowly, tenderly–a little wet.  hermann runs his tongue along newt’s bottom lip.

“ohh–” newt moans.  his skin is prickling; he feels dazed.  hermann wraps his free arm around newt’s waist.  his cane knocks into newt’s legs, and newt takes a step forward, pressing into him.

“I really like you,” newt gasps.  “can I stay the night?”

hermann answers with a harder kiss that takes newt’s breath away and makes him weak in the knees.  he slides his arms under hermann’s jacket, feeling the warmth of him and running his hands up and down over hermann’s back.  hermann hums with appreciation.  he pulls away just long enough to growl, 

yes.”


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