i am crap at halloween costumes

I am forever upset that we never got a halloween episode of leverage
just imagine:
•parker and hardison getting really into it cause they’re both such nerds
•sophie loving it cause it’s the one day in the whole year when everyone is pretending to be someone they’re not
•it’s a grifters paradise
•eliot, the grumpy puppy that he is, getting annoyed when hardison tries to buy them all matching costumes
•STOP IT WITH THE STAR TREK STUFF MAN
•WARS, DAMMIT, ITS STAR WARS!!
•nate getting mad cause why is there all this fake spiderweb crap everywhere?? ?
•parker and chocolate. again. just parker and chocolate.
•eliot being super cute to all the kids who come trick or treating and complementing every costume *heart eyes*
•oh and no surprise, eliot looks finnnneeee in a cape or latex suit or whatever hardison finally gets him to wear ((and obviously he secretly loves it))
•despite nate’s and eliot’s protests tho, in the end, they all put on their costumes and everyone has a great time and gets really drunk at the bar’s halloween party and then they all come home and huddle up on the couch and put on a crappy horror film ((like at the end of the broken wing job)) and it just reminds them how lucky they all are to have found and made this broken little family

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LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL DORK WHO WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO FIND HIS SON AN ACCURATE DARTH VADER COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN

What a Good Dad, and also what a fucking nerd. “Jack, I am your father.” I Cannot Believe.

Me as Louis' "fairy god mother"
  • Louis: who the fook are you??
  • Me, the most noble fairy god mother there is: I little one, am your fairy god mother.
  • Louis: Fairy g- Is that A FOOKIN HALLOWEEN COSTUME WHAT KINDA CRAP ARE YOU PULLING??
  • Me *now a stuttering mess*: Oh never mind that little one, appearances are but a figment of the imagination now aren't they? I am here to grant you any wish you desire
  • Louis: Oh my god how did you even get into me house??
  • Me: Let's not focus on the details here ... I can assure you, I am a certified fairy god mother.
  • Louis: *looks at me with skepticism* any wish you say? ...
  • Me: anything you desire
  • Louis: Okay. Well this is something I've always wanted, all me life I've just- I wish to be 5'9.
  • Me: *heart begins to beat fast* W-well how t-tall are you now?
  • Louis: I'd rather not say...
  • Me: *secretly taking out my tape recorder* Oh please I must know, it's extremely necessary for me to know your exact height in order to grant your wish.
  • Louis: Well alright I'm-
  • Me: *presses play on the recorder with shaky hands*
  • Louis: 5'7
  • Me: *whispers, teary eyed* oh my god ...
  • Louis: Are you alright?
  • Me: O MY FUCKING GOSH I K NEW IT YOU'RE THE SMALLEST BEAN IN THE POT, THE CUTEST SOCK IN THE DRAWER, THE MOST PRECIOUS CORN ON THE COB SO S M O L-
  • Louis: I'm calling the cops