i am conductor of the poop train!

“Recently I was at a friend’s party and eventually we started discussing pick up lines (like, the kind of thing you would say before asking someone out, for instance) with his fellow guests. Several girls were present and it was a very interesting discussion indeed, but the volume and general anarchy of everyone meant I could not make my own suggestions, so I sorta snapped and shouted “I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!WAAAAAAAAGGHHHHMWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!”
Suddenly the room was quiet.

I fear I play Krieg too often.”