i am burdened with glorious porpoise

Deleted lines from The Avengers script #497
  • *(Fury tries to yoink the Tesseract)*
  • Loki: Please don't. I still need that...!
  • Fury: This doesn't have to get any messier.
  • Loki: Of course it does. I've come too far anything else.
  • Fury:
  • Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
  • Fury: What? That blast from the portal blasted my ears out. Did you say "burdened with glorious porpoise"? Are you bringing in killer fish to our world?
  • Loki: Er—
  • Selvig: Director Fury, porpoises are mammals, not fish.
  • Male Scientist: I thought they were dolphins.
  • Selvig: Well, no, but those are a related cetacean.
  • Hawkeye: I thought he said "purses". "Burdened with glorious purses".
  • Loki: B—!
  • Male Scientist: My wife *does* need a new tote.
  • Female Scientist: What kind of purses?
  • Selvig: Are they dolphin-shaped?
  • Loki:
  • Loki: *(sighs)*
  • Loki: *(muttering)* Fuck this Realm.
  • Loki: *(shuffles back through portal)*