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Weird Human Things

Breastfeeding

Jaal: Human females seem more… Curvy than their male counterparts..

Ryder: Are you asking why we have breasts?

Jaal: …Perhaps.

Ryder: *Laughs* They’re for feeding babies.

Jaal: What?

Ryder: Our mammary glands produce milk for babies!

Jaal:

Baby teeth

Jaal: Humans have multiple sets of teeth?

Ryder: Well, kind of. We’re born with no teeth, we grow a set of ‘baby’ teeth. Then in childhood all those teeth fall out and our permanent set grow in. It can be painful and bloody.

Jaal: That sounds terrifying. 

Static hair

Jaal: Ryder your hair is floating

Ryder: Oh, yeah that happens sometimes.

Jaal: *confused cat face*…What!?!

Blushing

Jaal: Ryder! Your colors are changing!

Ryder: It’s just hot Jaal. Humans turn red sometimes.

Jaal: So, this is normal?

Ryder: Kind of. Blushing can signify distress, but It’s usually no big deal.

Jaal: Distress? Are you not well? 

Ryder: I’m fine Jaal, it’s just hot here 

 *Sometime later after certain saucy scenes* 

Jaal: Ryder, Are you in distress?! Your colors! 

Ryder: *Laughs* No Jaal, I’m fine. 

Freckles

Jaal: Why do some humans have spots while others do not?

Ryder: Spots?…Oh, you mean Freckles.

Jaal: Freckles?

Ryder: Yeah, just genetics. Some human’s just have…spots. *Ryder smiles*

Talk and Walk

Jaal: Why is Liam pacing the ship?

Ryder: He’s on a call Jaal.

Jaal: ??????

Ryder: Oh, human’s like to lap their homes while on calls.

Talking to animals

Pyjak: *squeak*

Ryder: *Squeak!*

Jaal: What are you-

Ryder: Shhh! I’m talking to my child.

Jaal: ?!?!?!

Microwave

*Liam sprints desperately to the kitchen*

Jaal: What’s going on?

Ryder: *dead serious* He has to stop the microwave before it hits zero or it explodes.

Jaal: WHY WOULD HUMANS DESIGN SUCH A FAULTY DEVICE?!?!

Ryder: *Laughing*

Jaal: an…Idiom?

panic! albums

a fever you can’t sweat out: woo sex! we are not even 18 but long words let’s fuck!

pretty odd: we are gay. so much gay. hippies and flowers! hey ryden is so real like what ?

vices and virtues: fuck you ryan i have sarah but i still miss you come back.

too weird to live too rare to die: ryan who? i can’t hear you ryan i have sarah. (still misses him tho)

death of a bachelor: frank sinatra woot woot! i love my wife sarah but i just thought of ryan so i could like write a couple song about him

conclusion: next album will be called “ryan ross”

Ask for honest truth
1:Name
2:Age
3:3 Fears
4:3 things I love
5:4 turns on
6:4 turns off
7:My best friend
8:Sexual orientation
9:My best first date
10:How tall am I
11:What do I miss
12:What time were I born
13:Favourite color
14:Do I have a crush
15:Favourite quote
16:Favourite place
17:Favourite food
18:Do I use sarcasm
19:What am I listening to right now
20:First thing I notice in new person
21:Shoe size
22:Eye color
23:Hair color
24:Favourite style of clothing
25:Ever done a prank call?
27:Meaning behind my URL
28:Favourite movie
29:Favourite song
30:Favourite band
31:How I feel right now
32:Someone I love
33:My current relationship status
34:My relationship with my parents
35:Favourite holiday
36:Tattoos and piercing i have
37:Tattoos and piercing i want
38:The reason I joined Tumblr
39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42:When did I last hold hands?
43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45:Where am I right now?
46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49:Am I excited for anything?
50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51:How often do I wear a fake smile?
52:When was the last time I hugged someone?
53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55:What is something I disliked about today?
56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57:What do I think about most?
58:What’s my strangest talent?
59:Do I have any strange phobias?
60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61:What was the last lie I told?
62:Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64:Do I believe in magic?
65:Do I believe in luck?
66:What’s the weather like right now?
67:What was the last book I’ve read?
68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69:Do I have any nicknames?
70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
71:Do I spend money or save it?
72:Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73:Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74:Favourite animal?
75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78:How can you win my heart?
79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80:What is my favorite word?
81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83:Do I have any relatives in jail?
84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86:What is my current desktop picture?
87:Had sex?
88:Bought condoms?
89:Gotten pregnant?
90:Failed a class?
91:Kissed a boy?
92:Kissed a girl?
93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94:Had job?
95:Left the house without my wallet?
96:Bullied someone on the internet?
97:Had sex in public?
98:Played on a sports team?
99:Smoked weed?
100:Did drugs?
101:Smoked cigarettes?
102:Drank alcohol?
103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104:Been overweight?
105:Been underweight?
106:Been to a wedding?
107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109:Been outside my home country?
110:Gotten my heart broken?
111:Been to a professional sports game?
112:Broken a bone?
113:Cut myself?
114:Been to prom?
115:Been in airplane?
116:Fly by helicopter?
117:What concerts have I been to?
118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119:Learned another language?
120:Wore make up?
121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122:Had oral sex?
123:Dyed my hair?
124:Voted in a presidential election?
125:Rode in an ambulance?
126:Had a surgery?
127:Met someone famous?
128:Stalked someone on a social network?
129:Peed outside?
130:Been fishing?
131:Helped with charity?
132:Been rejected by a crush?
133:Broken a mirror?
134:What do I want for birthday?
135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136:Was I named after anyone?
137:Do I like my handwriting?
138:What was my favourite toy as a child?
139:Favourite Tv Show?
140:Where do I want to live when older?
141:Play any musical instrument?
142:One of my scars, how did I get it?
143:Favourite pizza toping?
144:Am I afraid of the dark?
145:Am I afraid of heights?
146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148:What I’m really bad at
149:What my greatest achievments are
150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery
152:What do I like about myself
153:My closest Tumblr friend
154:Something I fantasise about
155:Any question you’d like?

a bunch of headcanons that literally no one asked for, ever, but here they are anyway
  • lance actually did pretty bad in spanish in school, but knows it fluently still
    • hunk enjoys to bully lance a bit on this bc he got a higher grade even though he knows like ten (10) verbs
    • lance is Suffering™
  • pidge knows a lot of german? no one knew why until they kinda realized that the name holt is actually from german descent and her grandparents spoke german.
  • lance can dance waltz shockingly well?? he’s awful at everything else, but waltz??? damn.
  • keith is the worst dancer there is. does he even understand rythm? no.
  • everyone in team voltron are amazing singers.
    • shiro’s voice is so deep but also so light that just makes you want to listen to him forever, even though he can be pretty self conscious of his singing at first. (just give him some glasses of nunvil and he will be singing wake me up before you go-go all night)
    • lance is so good, but his voice changes a tiny bit when he sings in spanish and its so good. it’s like water, flowing perfectly in an invisible rythm. he’s just. yes.
    • hunk. oh my god, hunk. it’s like honey and tea on a cold autumn night, deep and golden. he loves acapella, especially doing the deepest and most difficult tones there is. lance and hunk used to sing duets together, often musicals, during the garrison. they still do.
    • keith used to sing a lot when he was alone in the shack to get through cold nights and task-less days, so he is good?? like just give him a guitar and you will literally fall asleep to his smooth voice. he can easily do a lot more angry music, but a soft lullaby with his voice is the best way to get you to slumber.
    • pidge. oh my god. alright, so pidge doesn’t enjoy singing that much but she is the best rapper there is. like, daveed diggs level of rapping. her freestyling is to live for. sometimes while the team has formed voltron, you can hear, distantly, a faint voice, rapping away at the speed of light, about literally anything that’s going on. it’s insane.
      • “pidge, how are you doing that” “what” “the rapping??” “uh, words just fly out of my mouth” “what the fuck”
    • ok ok so. allura. we all know she has a good voice. but listen, listen. all alteans’ singing sound like how we imagine sirens. well, not the loud ear piercing one, but the dream-like, soothing one. allura’s voice is golden, silky, smooth. just everything you love into a voice. that’s allura. just. perfection. 
    • ok coran can sing but. no one knows this. what is that angel-like singing coming from the showers??? who is it ? ? we don’t know. 
      • everyone tries to find out. they never find out. 
  • coran has somehow managed to accidentally walked in on everyone in team voltron just as they got out of the shower at least once. 
  • shiro once got hit on by an alien and the voltron team just ended up backing up the alien, thus making shiro completely flustered and overwhelmed with compliments.
  • shoutout to that time allura was too tired to ask someone to grab the bowl of food for her so she just grew out her arm to like six feet and got it herself and freaked everyone out.
    • “what? this is normal.” “NO IT IS NOT WHAT THE FUKC
  • shiro is actually not a morning person. he wakes up at like 4 am so the other guys wont see his awful morning ritual which is basically just drowning five buckets of coffee and a lot of internal screaming.