A Very Potter Musical had a Zac Efron poster as one of Voldemort’s horcruxes, Quirrell and Voldemort getting together and the entire Harry Potter series being written by Gilderoy Lockhart and I am 1000000000% more likely to accept that as canon than the Cursed Child plot.
I actually feel quite insulted. How the fuck do they want us to believe that all this shit is true..when we have such a piece of shit being written in the media? I mean..who writes am article talking about a dm? I cant stop laughing 😂