i am an evil man

mirrorfalls  asked:

Sum up each movie in the MCU with a Spongebob quote.

Iron Man: “I’ve got a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet.”

The Incredible Hulk: “No people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.”

Iron Man 2: “This guy’s not half-bad-looking for a maniac–wait a minute, Patrick. I’m the maniac!”

Thor: “It’s not the boots, it’s the bootee! Err, um, the person in the boots!”

Captain America: The First Avenger:  “It is becoming increasingly obvious–I can deny it no longer–I am small.”

The Avengers: “There’s evil afoot!”

Iron Man 3:  “Well, you backed up. And you know what? I think we’re out of gas. And you know what else? WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!”

Thor: The Dark World: “This isn’t your average everyday darkness, this is–advanced darkness!”

Captain America: The Winter Soldier: “You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.”

Guardians of the Galaxy:  “Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?”

Avengers: Age of Ultron: “Everything is chrome in the future!”

chedda2016  asked:

Why are you so mean to Mikey? Seriously you've been completely insensitive, rude and evil to him, you're behavior is seriously stupid, shouldn't you be nice to him for once in your life?!😡😠😡😠

THE SHELL!!?

Dude…What the heck Man!!? I am not evil to Mikey! I don’t do ANYTHING to Mikey! EVER!! Get your freaking story straight pal, before I straighten you out!!

Wow,,,, I am apaled!1!1! As,,, a straigt white man i am very ofended at how u evil DISguSTING MinoritIES a tack US, pure 😇😇🙌🙏, good,😼👍👍👍💖 ,,, inocent💑👶👪 whites,,, u peple chanting🙊🙀 on the strets “kil 🔪🔪the white men!!1!” MY sisters frends mom told me u were saying that and it’s disgusting😱😱😲😵😝🙅,,,,,,,, also women👧💃 have nOTHING 🙅🙅 to FITE for,,, so you “”“”“”“”“feminists👺👺😈😈”“”“”“ (or should i say,,,, femiNAZIS 😉😉😂😎👍🍺) r disgusting😣 and sexist🚫🍆 towards us🙌,,,,,,!! ! 1 and it’s Grose👎👎. It’s like u can’t see👀👀 a gud tiddy🐄🐄 anymore without some1 getting all upset😡😡😠!!1!1 we dint have "straight pride”“👫👫👫👫” Stop parading in the streets naked u gross gays 🚫👬no one needs to know what u do in bed 👎👎👎😲😲😲😱😱😱 unless u r a str8 white male of course!!!1 😎😎😜🍸🍸💁🍆🍆🍆🍆🍌🍌🍌🍌

As a Leon fan

This has to be said…

Leon has always had the face of someone willing to hear your side of the story, i mean, even when Helena said she did had something to do with the death of the president, Leon still gave her a chance.

He has that… Serene guy look, that would gladly hear and take your pain if needed.


And then there is Vendetta Leon

Have you ever… Like.. Looked at a animal, a dog, but you don’t feel safe or secure? Is like.. the dog will go insane, snap at any given second. Is what I am feeling everytime I look at Leon (Vendetta)

Small Town Frights

(Part 1) (Part 2)

It’s been so long since I’ve written something, then the urge hit like a freight train! haha.


“A murder-suicide?” asked Maude, looking at the case file that had been slipped into her hand. “Not to argue, sir, but isn’t this a matter for a different department? Like, the local police?”

“Well, if you’d look past the cover page…” the man—Agent Macintosh—began. “You’d see that extremely high amounts of demonic energy was found at the scene.”

Maude blushed an flipped the page. “How much energy are we talkin’ here?” the second page of the file was mainly pictures of the crime scene, with in-depth descriptions of where the bodies had been found, and what positions they were in. The next page was pictures of the home, and specifically the room the bodies were found in.

“Well, we don’t exactly know.” said Macintosh, and Maude raised an eyebrow.

The third page of the file was of demagi-counters, basically Geiger counters for demonic energy, positioned in various places in the home where the crime seen was committed. Often times, it was very beneficial to see the location of the energy detector rather than just get the reading.

On the screen it didn’t give a reading. It just said ‘MAX’.

“It maxed out the demagi-counters?” Maude asked, squinting to make sure she was seeing this right.

“It did.”

“Those max out at, like, a million, right?”

“Ten million.” said Macintosh.

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The Picture of Dorian Gray
  • Lord henry: wow basil who u paintin
  • basil: NOBODY [sweats]
  • lord henry: he's p. hot u should show this pic to everyone
  • basil: dude i cant theres ~too much of my self in it~
  • lord henry: LMAO BASIL you ugly fuck that guys the hottest dude ive ever seen and you.... well.... arent..... but dw im sure hes dumb as shit
  • basil: .........:(((...........but i love him
  • dorian: sup guys im here now what talkin about
  • basil: how hot you are
  • lord herny: yeah
  • dorian: hahah omfg
  • bail: let me finish my painting
  • lord henry: OKAY im going
  • dorian: HENRY NO DONT LEAVE ME HERE its v. boring
  • henry: k fine let me just poison your entire worldview and turn you into an asshole in like 1 page
  • lord henry: hey u know dorian that painting of u is p hot but you wont be hot forever one day you will be OLD and GROSS
  • Dorian: oh fuck
  • dorian: oh god really
  • dorian: if only through some ambiguous dark magic the painting could get old and gross instead of me :'(((
  • basil: dude chill
  • dorian: I WOULD RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN BE OLD AND GROSS
  • Basil: ~DORIAN NO~
  • Basil: I will destroy the painting
  • Dorin: basil no its pretty
  • Basil: fine
  • Hery: k bye everyone i got stuff to do
  • ~later~
  • basil: hey dorian hey
  • basil: here you can have this painting bc im madly in love with you
  • Dorian: SWEET ok bye
  • Dorian: [closes door]
  • dorian: [looks at painting]
  • dorian: [breathes heavily]
  • Dorian: fuck............ im so hot.........
  • ~1 month later~
  • dorian: hey everyone im engaged to this actress
  • everyone: cool lets go see her play
  • actress: [bad acting]
  • Dorian: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! ACTRESS!!!!! WHY YOU ARE V. DISAPPOINTING
  • actress: b/c I love u :'(((
  • Dorian: u suk bye bitch
  • actress: kills self
  • dorian: [doesn't know]
  • painting: ~evil vibes~
  • dorian: ew omg no no no i must write an apologetic letter to the girl i hastily ceased loving
  • henry: lol she dead
  • dorian: SHITTTTTTTT SHITS SHIT
  • dorian: Thats it there is no good left in my heart
  • henry: haha yeah also here have this book that will turn you into even more of a jerk
  • dorian: tnx henri
  • henry: bye
  • basil: DORIAN WHAT THE HELL OH GOD you are not the starry eyed little twink i knew 1 month ago what happen to you dorian no ilu
  • dorian: ((hmmmmm basil would probably turn me into a better person......... but no...... i am an evil man......evil.......to the core..))
  • dorian: Bye basil
  • ~5 years pass~
  • dorian: hahah im such a bad person but who gives a fuck
  • dorian: [various ke$ha songs and montage of him throwing money and jewels and music and rich tapestries and orgies everywhere]
  • dorion: k that was fun
  • painting: [hella gross]
  • dorian: lmao
  • ~another 5 years pass~
  • basil: dorin omfg hi is that u
  • dorian: yea
  • basil: i have heard bad things about u dorian everyone says youre a fucking asshole but i don't believe them bc you're too hot
  • dorian: hahahahaha actually speaking of do you want to see my ~soul~
  • basil: lol wut
  • dorian: HERE IS THE PAINTING
  • Basl : HOLYF FUCK WHA THT EHFUCKIGN
  • dorian: .........wait.... why did i show you that.......
  • dorian: fuck...... i have to kill you srry
  • basil: [dead]
  • dorian: hm.
  • dorian: hello chemist man can u pls destroy that body with your chemistry magic
  • chemist man: k
  • ~later~
  • henry: sup kid
  • dorian: stuff
  • dorian: hey henry do u think basil got murderd
  • henry: dunno prolly dont care really
  • dorian: .......k
  • ~later~
  • dorian: haha wow
  • dorian: I'm a bad person
  • dorian: this sucks better go kill myself tbh
  • Dorian: [stabs painting n dies]
  • police: wtf this is gross
  • ~FIN~
What you should know about Guren Ichinose

Before you judge him.

(I tagged this as spoilers, but thought i’d add it here as well)

Tragic points in Guren’s life: Since the age of 5 (maybe younger) he was trained everyday and left with bruises. He was okay with it all because he knew people had high expectations of him. His diet was managed strictly, not even allowing for birthday cake. The first time he really asked for something, it was for an allowance so he could buy cake to make a girl smile and be happy. He was beat up to the point of broken bones and passing out while his father can only stand by. He doesn’t blame his father and continues to love and respect him. At 16 he is forced to go to a school where everyone except his 2 subordinates that he is separated from assault him verbally and physically. Finds out the girl he loves is engaged to another man. Said man attacks him and sends him to the infirmary. Gets attacked on his own home by the Hyakuya sect. The girl he loved turned into a demon.  He is tortured for days by the Hiiragis under the very school he is forced to attend. He himself was forced into becoming a demon in order to save his friends.  He cut off his own arm so that he wouldn’t hurt his comrade. Gets taken over by his demon in order to save his friends. Gets experimented on. Tries to commit suicide with the girl he loves because he doesn’t want to kill her. He is forced to kill the girl he loves anyway. His father is beheaded in front of him. He lives every day fighting for control of his own mind.  He lives every day showing a facade so as not to worry those he cares about. He is forced to lead a suicide mission where many of his men die and results in him getting captured rescuing his subordinates only for them to be slaughtered for an experiment by the man who sent him on said suicide mission. 

Good points in Guren’s life:

His relationship with the Moon Demon Company                                              

His relationship with Mahiru pre-crazy                                                               

His relationship with Shinya                                                                               

His relationship with Yu

Points *most* of the fandom bashes on Guren for:

Refer back to Good Points in Guren’s life

“Did you knows” about Guren:

Multiple characters say multiple times that Guren is in fact too kind for his own good.

We actually have yet to see him perform any experiments except on himself. The first time he gets tests done, he tells the scientists that he will be the only test subject. When Shinoa later confronts him about experiments, he gives her a metaphorical answer based on ethics, not an admission to personally performing human experimentation on Yu.

Shinya was not mad at the fact Guren and Mahiru had sex, or the fact Guren told him about it. 

Guren *trusted* Shinya with Mahiru in case he died (while trying to save his friends)                                                                                                         

Shinya was actually mad because he wasn’t selfless like Guren and was jealous of that trait.                                                                                                  

Before the big suicide mission, he taught Shinoa to be a more mature and capable leader. This lesson provided her with better judgement that has saved her squad multiple times already.                                                                    

He has saved Yu from vampires multiple times. When a depressed Yu told him living hurts and asked him for a reason to live, Guren wasn’t abusive or controlling by saying “live for me”. He instead told Yu to find people that need him, to live for that day. He then proceeded to provide Yu with the very people Yu comes to value as family, the people that need him.                                                         

Yu literally cries at the thought of abandoning him to the vampires.