i am actually embarrassed to post this

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  • “I am made up of misunderstandings, you know?”
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  • “We need to leave before they get here." 
  • "Loving you leaves me hurt.”
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  • “You think I do these things because I want to?”
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  • “I gave you plenty of time to think about what you did.”
  • “We are two of the same kind.”
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  • “Do you ever feel stuck?”
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  • “I get an odd satisfaction from seeing you fail.”
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  • “I’ve always had faith in you.”

I was bored in class, secretly scrolled through Tumblr and saw a very funny post so I had to laugh. Really hard.

The thing is I sit alone in the last row, don’t have someone to talk and am actually really shy. So everybody looked at me laughing suddenly alone like a maniac over “nothing”. They are afraid of me now…

CURSE YOU TUMBLR AND YOUR FUNNY POSTS!!

Originally posted by thegifofthemagi

ok so (sPOILERS):

yurio is even more adorable, good god i didn’t think that would be possible, you can actually tell he’s really a kid in this ep

also yuuri and victor are totes yurios dads it’s so adorable

victor and yuuri managed to keep it in their own pants this time, though yuuri whispering in victor’s ear (and then being embarrassed by it) was gold and i am more and more in love! and hoLY FUCK DID VIC ACTUALLY KISS YUURI’S BOOT AT THE KISS&CRY OR WAS I HALLUCINATING??? 

i… can’t say i like jj so far? the siscon either (though i like the sis)

i expected better animation for agape (seeing as eros’ did get better)

and idk the episode seemed to idk…  pass by really fast? faster than usual i mean…

and of course the reason victor goes back to japan next week is because of makkachin getting sick, what i didn’t expect was yuuri being adamant about victor going back to japan (though i should have because if anyone would know how losing a precious pet feels, it’s yuuri) 

another thing i didn’t expect (and i loved the reactions it got xD ) was victor asking yakov to coach yuuri the next day xD

yep, i’m dying again

anonymous asked:

Do you know what happened to leprus-articus??

It would appear that one or more cowardly anons took issue with the fact that, before posting her absolutely FABULOUS “Cabin” fic, she neglected to spend six months reading literally every single piece of X-Files fanfic ever written to ensure that her piece bore absolutely no resemblance to anything that’s already been posted that features these characters who were, in fact, not actually the intellectual property of ANY of the people who are writing these stories.

And if it sounds like I’m pissed, believe me, I am.  I leave the anonymous option on for people who want to request things but are too embarrassed to have their blog associated with it (because I fully understand that while I might have no problem asking a favorite author to write a fic featuring Mulder doing Scully up the butt on Skinner’s desk in the middle of a meeting, not everyone is quite so comfortable with sex and sexuality).  But shit like this?  This is why we can’t have nice things.  Leigh’s words were a gift, she’s an incredible talent, but if we’re going to treat people like this, then we don’t deserve her.

Hello everybody

Wow, so many new Followers! Welcome, welcome.

I’m still rather new to the whole “Interweb” thing, but it’s great to finally be able to communicate again. Who knew there was so much fun to be had from beyond the grave?

Yes, I know, most of you are not here for me, but to satisfy their voyeuristic tendencies, but who am I to judge.

So I am curious…How many of you actually read all my ramblings? Let’s do a little skullcount, shall we?

Everybody who has made their way through at least 80% of my chatter: type something in the askbox of this post, like or reblog.

Oh, this could become embarrassing for me really quickly, couldn’t it?

anonymous asked:

If she is EVERYTHING.... why dont call her by her name? Love of my life, girlfriend,... Nah, not convinced xD

[Anon 2] I am honestly embarrassed by Sebastian’s new comment on Margo’s post. It’s almost like he is trying to hard to win her back or prove that they are together without actually posting about each other. Why can’t they be a normal couple? Would that be too easy?

[Anon 3] 🔥🙃Stop. It. Sebastian. This. Is. Becoming. Ridiculous. 🙃🔥

[Anon 4] Not only is the ig things starting to get old but I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t see this as a declaration that they are together. There was no happy bday plus they haven’t spent any of the holidays or time together since dec and the whoke JJ thing at sundance but i guess if they weren’t doing this she wouldn’t have half the fans she does. Maybe seb is her pr guy

[Anon 5] Then he goes and put Margarita Levieva and Cate Fucking Queen of the World Blanchet in the same context… like one wise anon once said: Bucky wouldn’t cause us this mental pain!

[Anon 6] I totally believed they were dunzo, but aa much as I hate to even think it, they look like they’re back on. Though if she’s “it” for him, as one anon here said, then he’s definitely a)settling for less than hr deserves, and b)settling for less than he has had before, because I fully believe he’s measuring all women up against Leighton, and Marg will never reach that level. Never, in any way.

[Anon 7] Okay Seb is just looking pathetic now…..if you think someone is everything why aren’t you proving it with more than emojis like come on….also seb said in an interview he wants kids not a kid he seems to want more than 1…..with margos age if they don’t start soon he wont get any…..which leads me to believe he’s just hanging on until something or should I say someone else better comes along ! 

Also if she can post a handwritten note about people wishing her happy bday on her instagram than I’m lead to believe she has no clue that fan book even exists….she seems thirsty for good attention so I’d bet she would post about it if she got it. 

[Anon 8] Honestly at this point I feel like at least one (if not both) of them are afraid they won’t find any better. Sometimes people end up together not because they’re inherently good together but because they somehow ended up on a similar timeline. It’s a shame.

[Anon 9] This margarita thing has almost single handedly made me get over Seb. I’m past the point of caring whether they’re dating or not, what he sees in her, her having no personality. I just don’t understand why be so vague about it? Why never go to events with her, not call her your girlfriend during The Drama, all but confirm you broke up in that Romanian interview he did, but then all these vague middle school emoji messages? It’s ridiculous. I can’t be attracted to someone like that because (½) (2/2) couldn’t stand to be treated that way. I’m starting to think his ex Leighton meester was right when she said he played a lot of mind games in their relationship and that’s what lead to the breakup.

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EreJean Week Day 9 - Confession

So yeah this is Eren confessing to Jean that he’s a ftm trans. It goes a lot better than Eren expected. Jean isn’t sure how to feel about it since he’s never encountered this sort of situation before, but he’s going to try and understand as best as he can and be there for Eren. Cause Eren’s his boyfriend and it’d be p lame if he didn’t support him.

Featuring Oliver as Eren!! (whom is a fellow transmale himself, so no nasty comments or assumptions please)

Also, happy birthday, Jean!! 🐴💖💖

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“And remember, wear seat belts. They are a cool fashion statement, and easily obtained by cutting them out of your own car and crafting them into any number of accessories.“

ah, fashion tips from good ol’ ceeso!

i was hunting through archives on my main trying to find a very different post, when i came across some embarrassing old wtnv art of my own. i also noticed it happened to also have been made three years ago this very month! so thought i’d do a comparison for funsies. 

admittedly, i havent grown that much as an artist in thanks to my depression, but actually seeing this, there are some improvements, and i am getting there. slowly, but surely. some improvement is better than no improvement! ❤︎

Dear Yuri!!! on Ice Fans,

Noticed that Yuri!!! on Ice is actually getting more and more popular. Just passing by in here.

I’m a member of the Figure Skating Fandom. Yes, we exist. However, we aren’t like dads that will fight you about your favorite baseball team. We are just here to appreciate… you know, figure skating.

Basically, I am making this post because:

1. WE WILL WELCOME ANYONE.
Honestly, we wish we had more people in here. YOI posts get thousands of notes real quick, but year-old FS posts only have, like, 300. Everyone needs to see the beauty of real skating!

2. WANNA LEARN MORE?
I joined the fandom just this year (actually, I had a figure skating phase 3 years ago which was embarrassing because I only cared about Michael Christian Martinez). After joining, I learned so much more about FS. You know what? Yuri!!! on Ice is more exciting if you know what they’re doing.

3. THEY’RE REAL.
Let’s be real here. Pretty boys? Check. Pretty boys in ice blades? CHECK.
“If only they were real!” Screams someone. Yes, yes, they are real. Lots of the characters in the anime are based on real people.

Sincerely,
Dei

TLDR; See the real figure skating fandom, too.

anonymous asked:

I'm kin with an MH (Monster High) character and honestly, I used to feel really uncomfortable telling people since there was always a chance I would get made fun of and invalidated and it would put me in a crappy mood for days. But seeing other people have kins from 'obscure' things has made me more comfortable with it, especially your blog-your posts have helped me a lot actually. So thank you for existing

i am so glad to hear this!!! i haven’t watched monster high but it seems great, you shouldn’t feel embarrassed at all!! you are who you are, and you’re amazing. thank you for existing!! i hope you have an awesome day dude

TO/TVD starting 2015 with good ol' BS.

Today was CW’s day at the TCA panel’s and I just–*sigh*. We were thinking that they were going to announce something important, and instead they talked about absolutely nothing. Now obviously words were spoken, but seriously it was just a bunch of crap. They complained about their fans for like 10 minutes, and used this moment to address some of their most criticized aspects. Now, I am one for calling out the hypocrisy, so let’s get to it then, shall we?

Is that what you’re gonna go with, Julie? TO spends 90% of it’s air-time sending more and more mythology and canon down the toilet, but your reasoning is that you don’t notice until post production? That’s so embarrassing! WHAT KIND OF A WRITER ARE YOU?! When people were complaining that they changed the way Klaus killed Esther, ONE OF HER WRITERS ON TWITTER RESPONDED “OOPS”. THAT’S–THAT’S LEGIT, THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. That is not things slipping through, IT’S INCOMPETENCE! Incompetence from her and her entire staff. “I get so mad” I bet you do, Julie. Mad that we’re not dumb enough to not notice.

Say’s the woman who gives the DE fandom whatever they ask for? And LOL, JOKES about the numbers. She should pass that info along to her twitter, maybe it’ll stop tweeting happy tweets when the ratings are good.

Because the show’s they are now, aren’t gobbledy gook? If that’s your story, Dries. A lot of the time people are trying to bring attention to genuine fundamental issues that the show’s have. It’s not about appeasing all of us, it’s about getting you to listen to us. We’re not complaining about what they’re doing to Caroline’s character for shits and giggles. They don’t need to appease everyone, but they should be taking response’s and concerns into consideration.

But waaait, I thought this was the more mature, and darker show, Joseph! You know, the one you keep yapping about where it’s so different from TVD because the characters embrace Vampirism? This is probably said because of the criticism that his character gets for being a PUDDLE OF TEARS EVERY GOD DAMN WEEK. But, congratulations JoMo, you’ve contradicted yourself. *slow clap. Nice going.

Hey, here’s an idea, Joseph. Have you ever thought about how we the viewers are very much aware that there are changes, but that we are just too smart to accept them? I as a Klaroline shipper only focus and care about that one element, because everything else is pretty fucking terrible. I’m sure it would be much more convenient if us viewers wholly accepted the blatant misogynistic/racial issues in the show. Sure, everything would be easier if we took to the disgrace to female characterization that is Hayley and Camille, BUT WE DON’T. We are smarter than that! Why can’t you just accept the faults where they exist, instead of shaming us for not embracing misogyny and the ruined characterization of our favorite characters! So yes Joseph, congratulations for acknowledging that there are changes every week, but I think it’s about time that you recognize that none of those changes are good. I’m still and will always be here for Klaroline, obvs. However, both show’s are trash, enjoy your demise into obscurity.

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As I read and see these beautiful posts of brown women reclaiming our badass and gorgeous culture…I couldn’t help but feel inspired.
I don’t wear bindis but here I go.
I wish I took more photos of my self.
ANYWAYS
This for the times I was embarrassed of liking desi songs.
This is for the times when I felt so gross when they couldn’t say my name. They said Anom….when it’s actually pronounced Ahnaam
Or how I spell it Anam.
This is for times where I felt so damn beautiful that I felt like a girl in a Bollywood film. 
This for the times for when I felt like crap because the girls of my 4 grade would say I would stink like “curry”….now I have this stupid habit downing my whole body with perfume because I’m so self conscious.
To think that these assholes love bindis and “Indian curry”, henna, and bangles now.
This is for me… To remember to NEVER be ashamed of what and who I am.
I am a Pakistani, Indian, Bengali, American, Brown, Girl, Woman.
And I am reclaiming my bindi.
Smell my curry, now.

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I’m only posting these because I highly considered getting a one-piece for the summer. Granted–It would have been a Michael Kors piece which actually looked real sexy, but my husband and sister convinced me otherwise because ‘I have nothing to be embarrassed about’. So, here I am in my WalMart bottoms and a Victoria’s Secret top because my boobs are too big for the basic S/M/L sizing and I need one that’s my actual size. But I’m trying to gain some confidence in my mom bod and while it’ll take me a while mentally to get there, I guess I’m just trusting my husband and sister. 

there was literally no point in my making a vent blog bc no one ever sees my posts and then the shame and loneliness of knowing i am entirely unwanted and unseen is actually worse than the embarrassment of breaking down on my main in front of everyone i know. neat!

Just a friendly reminder that health doesn’t come in a day. This is 3 years difference and i’ve had my ups, my downs and i’ve screwed up more times than i can count. But i haven’t stopped trying and now I can safely say that i am somewhat starting to accept my body
I’m so embarrassed to post this and it actually makes me sick looking at that first photo, but when i have my bad days i can just look back at this photo and see how far i’ve come.
Use yourself as motivation 👊