i am about to pee my pants

anonymous asked:

Story time: my anxious ass asked out a girl I worked with once. She (very kindly, very politely) turned me down. I ended the night by getting OUTRAGEOUSLY drunk, PEEING MY PANTS IN PUBLIC (kinda? I was in a bathroom, too drunk to handle pissing by myself apparently and it just got fucking everywhere), and passing out in a hotel room after having apparently talked to the poor girl on the phone for 30 minutes at 2 am. So. Like if you're ever nervous about girls, know that I did THAT and lived.

oh babe

this made me laugh. i sympathize but this did make me laugh.