i am a very tall midget

ASDF Movie Sentence Meme
  • "Look out he's got a gun!"
  • "You gotta help me man!"
  • "My tie is evil and it's gonna kill me!"
  • "Please don't hurt me"
  • "What the hell is wrong with you?"
  • "Ahhhh, why would you do this?"
  • "Tell my children I love them"
  • "I baked you a pie"
  • "I like trains"
  • "Hey, it's says gullible on the ceiling"
  • "Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!"
  • "How did I get here?"
  • "Hahaha, I can't read"
  • "I'm allergic to adorableness!"
  • "Hey man look at my new dog"
  • "Screw gravity"
  • "There's something on your face!" *punches* "It was pain!"
  • "I am punching your salad"
  • "Buy me more jewellery!"
  • "This is a robbery"
  • "I want to be a pie!"
  • "Well, I stole your face"
  • "It worked! My time machine worked!"
  • "Banana fight!"
  • "Alien attack!"
  • "Throw the CHEESE!"
  • "It's so beautiful out here"
  • "Yeah, it's me, you, and the moon"
  • "Hey, do you want to play some video games?"
  • "I work at the muffin factory"
  • "We are so in sync"
  • "I'm going to punch you in the face"
  • "I'm going to punch your face, in the face"
  • "Hello and welcome to standing up school"
  • "Oh, a puppy!"
  • "I have no idea how to breathe"
  • "Here comes the aeroplane"
  • "You're a nerd!"
  • "But I want to die!"
  • "Hey, _______, do you want to go to the prom with me?"
  • "I am a very tall midget"
  • "I love you, baby"
  • "Stay away from my baby"
  • "But mother, I love him"
  • "I'm afraid of back stories"
  • "When did this all start?"
  • "This is the worst date ever!"
  • "My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world"
  • "Oh no! Giant flying sheep!"
  • "You're leaving me?"
  • "You're adopted"
  • "Would you like to see a magic trick?"

spookukiu  asked:

Hailey your vocal range is amazing! I love your videos so much! *cough* May or may not have made a tumblr because of the comics you dubbed *cough cough* But I was wondering if you were still a "Very Tall midget" *cough* If you were still 5'3 even doe you said that almost like a year ago... If you are then Im the same size as you XD (holy this was longer then i thought it would be)

Ha haaaaa I’m 5 foot 2 in a quarter.
I am the legalist of midgests

officer-ollie  asked:

Tony: I'm very tall Us 4'10"-5'4" midget bitches: lmao ur a small fry

YEAH I’M TALLER THAN MOST OF YOU I AM ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN. It’s not my fault I have a tall ass wizard husband. Or, it kind of is because I’m attracted to people that are both taller than me and could easily choke me out if they wanted, but.