i am a senior citizen

some 30 year old nerd who ranks naruto a 2 on MAL: overrated series, main character is annoying, bad pacing, mediocre animation, “unneeded comedy,” enjoyed when i was at the immature age of 5 but now that i am a senior citizen and spend my free time watching beautiful, thought-provoking animes that star ladies with big animated tits i can jack off to in-between filing my taxes and microwaving leftover panda express, i have to say that naruto is not very good

me, flinging around fidget spinners like shurikens: 

Red Lines - Chapter 1

Description: Ashton is an exotic male dancer. Skylar is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. She pays him for two weeks so she can study him. Things are bound to get interesting. 

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Old Ladies

I am interested to find out which ones of the posters here are senior citizens, because I would like to follow you.  I know a few, but every once in a while someone includes “I am an old lady” in her post and I miss it. Thanks.