i am a pterodactyl

“Devastatingly Handsome Friend”

“You’re my family”

“I love you”

“I love all of you”

“We’re fighting for you Cas”

“We’re family, and we don’t leave family behind”

“Let’s go home”

“I almost lost one of my boys”.

Me @ Cas Haters right now:

Originally posted by georgetakei

4

Power Rangers (2017) ~ Dinozords

High by the beach(drabble)

PROMPTS

2: “what if butterfly’s are just really small Pterodactyls?”

22: “I am the type of person that will cry in the bathroom. But then i’ll walk out like nothing happened”

For: @daydreamedmemories

Pairing: Peter maximoff x Fem!reader

readers gender: Female

warning

summary: Y/n and Peter decide when out on a date at the beach to get high.

time line: no specific detailed time line

fandom: X men

requested?: Yes

permanent tag list:

@helloiliketits

Originally posted by dinsintegration

Peter and y/n walked hand in hand down the hallways of Xavier’s school for gifted youngsters. The two have been dating for two years now. They were headed to the beach for their date, which they had to get approved by Charles.

Peter knew his dearest y/n had been sad lately. She didn’t particularly fit in at the mansion. There had been multiple occasions where he’d just find her sobbing and cursing the world. she would always tell him “I am the type of person that will cry in the bathroom. But then i’ll walk out like nothing happened”

It broke his heart to see her sad. It enraged him that fellow students would harass her. How could they not love everything about her? She was so kind and sweet. Honestly she was to damn good for this world.

The only time he ever saw her happy was when they were alone, and usually high. So now here the two youngsters are, sitting on the beach and passing the blunt they were smoking.

He loved seeing the smile on her face as she laughed and goofed around with him. It warmed his heart to see that sparkle in her eyes again. She was running across the beach, peter close behind her. He tackled her into a hug and they fell down, laughing their asses off.

y/n sighed happily and kissed him softly. “Hey Pete?” her voice was small and angelic to his ears.

“Yes my love?”

“What if butterfly’s are just really small Pterodactyls?”

Peter laughed loudly and kissed her temple. “I don’t know babe. That’d be kinda awesome honestly.” he said and nuzzled his face into her neck. “i like seeing you happy and smiling”

“And i like being with you” was all she responded with

Pharmacology study tip 132434:

Right, so if any of you guys are studying Pharmacology and are as bemused as I am (I literally just pterodactyl screamed at my tutor when she asked how I was going), then listen up.

I’mma going to tell you about an awesome MVP by the name of handwrittentutorials.com which explains a lot of things in a really easy way.

So yeah, check that out and good luck fellow student nurblrs and medblrs

There is a woman in my office that screams when she hiccups.

She doesn’t do it on purpose. See, she’s had multiple jaw surgeries over the years, and it’s effected the path that air takes when she breathes.

I get that, I understand that, I don’t blame her for it, but when she’s grabbing some paperwork off my desk and pterodactyl-screeches right in my fucking ear, I am going to launch myself into the ceiling by mistake. I can’t help that.

Pterodactyl

AN: i am always Laf in this fic. always.

Warnings: none

Type: fluffity fluff fluff

pairing: Laurens x Reader

You were with your friends, the hamilsquad, as they were so aptly named, and you were doing something stupid. You were playing spin the bottle. In a group of four guys, and a girl. You being the only girl. You had no clue that you were able to be this stupid. I mean sure, you could  sometimes do things before thinking. You had already played a few rounds, when it was your turn. Laf and herc had already kissed, alex and john had kissed, and alex and laf had kissed. You thankfully had yet to kiss one of your closest friends, but that was all about to change. You spun the bottle and watched as it slowly lands on John. Immediately all of your friends started screaming, other than John. Laf was the only one who knew about your massive crush on John, that had started when you first met. You had been walking down the street when you were hit in the arm with a basket ball. He had come running up to you and started apologising profusely while his friends laughed in the background. Since that moment you all became best friends. But why were you thinking about this, you had to kiss john now.

You looked across the circle at him, and at least he seemed as reserved as you did. You leaned over and softly pressed your lips to his, while LAf was screeching like a pterodactyl and flapping his arms next to you. John had gone a beet red, and was sitting paralysed next to Laf, and seemed unaffected by the flailing man beside him. You turned to alex and Herc, saying, “i think i broke him.”

“Which one?” asked alex with a snicker.

“Take your pick.”

Don’t ‘oh Fitz’ me
—  Leopold “hell-bent-on-killing-the-fitzsimmons-fandom” Fitz

consulting-cannibal I LITERALLY SQUEALED WHEN I GOT THIS IN THE MAIL!!! THEN FLAILED AND SCREECHED WHEN I SAW YOU GOT TO SIGN IT AND DREW MY LITTLE CAS!!!!!
THANK YOU SO FREAKING MUCH!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO HAVE THIS!!!!!!
* PTERODACTYL SCREECH *