i am a paul heyman guy

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 John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate… this idea… that you’re the best… because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good at kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne… he’s a pretty good ass-kisser… always was and still is. Oops… I’m breaking the fourth wall. [Punk waves to the camera.] I am the best… wrestler… in the world. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when I walked into this company, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar… and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that. They’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I’ve proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, and even on commentary. Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collectors’ cups, I’m not on the cover of the program, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m not on any crappy show on the USA Network, I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania, I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian, I’m not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that “Dwayne” is in the main event of WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now… you are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else, because you’re the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now, you’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of, and then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face thinking you can get an autograph and sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE championship on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling… maybe I’ll go back to Ring of Honor…  hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people because after I’m gone you’re still going to pour money into this company — I’m just a spoke on the wheel — the wheel’s gonna keep turning. And I understand that… that Vince McMahon’s gonna make money despite himself… he’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire… you know why he’s not a billionaire? It’s because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical  yes-men like John Lauranitis, who’s gonna tell him everything he wants to hear… and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. You know we do this whole bully campaign…

- CM Punk”

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ok, so this is loooooong overdue, but I just want to thank everyone for 3k followers! It really means a lot and I know a lot of you guys want more blogs to follow (I know mine is too cool for you to handle haha), so here’s another follow forever! :)

#-G:
50shadesofziggler 6sos adriennegabriella ajleesus allaboutdatcalum amayamalik ambroseaddicted ambrosearmy ambroseplease ambrosley assess-and-attack astrobalor babyfaceziggler badnewsbo baedrianneville baejlee baronsgonnakillyou bellastwin betrayed-by-seth-rollins blakesbellahmy blazehaz bottombitchboyrollins briesus broguekickingyourcodebreaker can-i-breathe-on-you carriecutters cesaroswinging cmperfect cmxpunk damienspankdow damnrollins datwwelife dean-got-that-ambooty dean-osgirl delilaah dreamwwediva emmalutionoftomorrow fanofdrewgallowayforlife fearlessreigns finnbaelors free-thinking-fandom gameofrollins godpoundshisnails

H-P
heavenlyrolleigns hunnyambrose-unchained i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy iamnotunstable ibreathewwe idigcrazypunks jerryscantrell jeysgirl kinghelmsley letsbringonthesunshine lolurnotambrose m0xley mcmahonism memoirsfrommyheart mmisery moxleymadness moxleysminion moxleysmistress musicismylife120191 musicsoul-child mypurplebutterflyy nerdysuccess ninja-r0llins nopebrose obeydontstray paigeaj paigeslee panicatthe-ambrosealley pauleheymanguy paulsxlevesque perversionsofjustice phoenixseths prawnmichaels preciousambrose punk-corpse punkbros punkedbyambrosee punkspipebomb 

Q-Z
queenambr0se raphie-loves-the-shield rated-rko realityera rolleignscandy rollinziggler roman-anoai romanvreigns sadgirlstarterkit samisoon samm-nicoleee18 sarayapaigebevis sass-mox sassylittlesamoan seth-kills sethsgap sethsmugassrollins sexbrose stellarollins stopdropnrollins synfulxvengeance talkambootytomeee taylors-bucks the-architect-of-the-shield theempireofromanreigns triplepowerbomb twerkforambrose twerkforreigns tylerrollinsgirl vices-and-converse we-cum-as-romanreigns woah-itsveronica wrestling-insanity wrestlingowls wwe-long-live-pillman wweobsessed wwevanawest wwwenaomi xkingambrose yayitsthewyattfamily youwantfandoms zackrydersbutt

Promotion:

fyeahambrose kingromansreign

I’ve reached over 1,600 followers and i want to thank you all for following me and dealing with how shitty my blog is i had so many wonderful/sad/fangirl moments on here even though i didn’t really talk to many of you but i really really really enjoy seeing your posts on my dash so thank you(: here’s my first follow forever x

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1994falloutboy - 5-seconds-of-pure-entertainment

A - C

all-day-i-dream-about-seth - alone-alive-still-unbroken -  ajleesus - airrollins - ambrose-crazy - ambreignsambassador - bolieveorleave - breakhisneck - brethard - briemode - bryansbeardcreampuffrollins - c-rownings - cenaxorton - cvvpunk - cena-orton - cenasfavpussy - chrisjerichoo - cmskunk - code-rh0des - colincassadys - crazychickforever - crazyfangirl20 - cultofpunk

D - L

deanvmbrose - deanshairline - deanambrowse - deansambooty - deanambruse - dirtysdeed - dickziggler - doscarasjr - exoaremastyleenzohamore - fiftyshadesofrollins - franklinclinton - gayjlee - glamslams - hakuuryuus - houndsofhotness - hellowrestling - i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy - iamkimdibiase - imsounfuckwithable - itseulonzobitch - jerichoholicforever - jimdrugfree - jokerisms - jon-moxicity - kingromansreign - lunatcfringe - liloldme1982

M - R

maryse0uellet - mcmahonism - moxishitty - missmoxxley - mildlyobsessiveanna - mcusexual - miztakesaremade - mrs-wadebarrett - mustlovemoxley - nattiesneidhart - nicoxbella - nicole-queen - nicolesbella - omgyouhaveameerkat - paigejlees - princessreigns - piercetheignorance - portugalpirate - prawnmichaels - punkyshield - raphie-loves-the-shield - roman-anoai - rvmanreigns - romenreigns - rethsollins - romanreigns-supreme - rollinsbriefcase

S - V

starsinthenight-x - sethrollinsphsethsplits - sass-mox - sassystr8edge - simonsgotch - stephslays - stonecoldsbeer - straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou - stratustrish - stumperspunk - summerrofpunk - thebest-thebeard - triplepowerbomb - twerkforambrose - theprincethrone - the-moxthashield - team-gts - thee-asshole-of-moxicity - truealpha - tylarblack - vomitsambrose - varsityxvixen 

W - Z

wrasslers - wwebabe54 - wwe-army - wwe-4ever - whatwwe -  wwefanatic91 - wwetna - x-moonsault - xharlequin-dollx - yayitsthewyattfamily - youwantfandoms - zigbr0se - ziggypuffy 

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CM Punk’s “pipebomb” promo, animated by Paul Cooper

If you only ever watch one thing I share, make it this. It’s super impressive. The guy behind it did a version of Breaking Bad’s “I am the one who knocks” that’s really cool as well.

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So,
I decided to do this again and yes I put in in alphabetical order this time! If I forgot you, please, please, please don’t be mad. I tend to forget a lot. I still love you! 

#- 5secondsofrollins 50-shades-of-rolleigns 

A- amayamalik ambrose-era ambr0se-addict ambrosealleyy ambrosedera ambrosley ambroseplease ajleenation99a-shattered-dreams-production adoringambrose allthingswwe ambroseaddicted amburly anacondaviceofmind adoseofwrestling adriennegabriella 

B- black0uts broguekickingyourcodebreaker breakingthecode brie-bellas bellatwinsandshield brooklyn-xxx badnewsbarretts bandsandwwe barrettbarrage batistab0mbed batilia believeinsethrollins best-tista 

C- cesaroswinging claireambrose cmpootz cmpunkpuppylover cultofambrose cultofpunk cultofwrestling can-i-breathe-on-you captain-ambrose code-rh0des cody-rhodes-is-dashing coltycabanabanana 

D- deans-ambrose damienspankdow danicon darylsobsession dashingdivas davejohnfranc0s dean-got-that-ambooty deanambrosiac dreamwwediva deanshound deansearring

E- edgeandjeffgirl evamariereigns evorollins explicit-moxley explicit-moxley

F- fame—asser fckyeahambrose fifty-shades-of-ambrose fiftyshadesofreigns fiftyshadesofmoxley flawlessxfuturediva foxxyyyy fyeahambrose

G- gabbythewolf2 garrettrunnels graceful-ninja 

H- hardyandpunkfan heytheredelilaahhh houndsofmoxley hushpuppyambrosemoxley2014

I- i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy ibreathewwe ihearvoicescrying imsounfuckwithable infatuatedwithambrose iwasmakingitreign

J- justdorka justiceandninjas jerichoh0lic jeysgirl job-more-son josephanoai julaisawwe justxgoxtoxsleep 

K- kaceyshipsambrolleigns kaleyrollins kayfabe-babe kelseyyblair kingajstylesambrose kingkassius kitziarollins knightbeforemorning kourtneykhaos24 krisdallas 

L- l-o-v-e-b-x-t-e-s layeththesmackdown leighlalove letsbringonthesunshine lickmemoxchick likeimadeofglasslikeimadeofpaper louisthirstyforhaz lovebiteajlee lovebitesambrose loveforwrestling 

M- m0xley maddoxication majesticsydella marylovestheshield mcmahonism mildlyobsessiveanna moxchick moxleysminion moxleysviper mrsrollinsgirl musicismylife120191 musicsoul-child moxleysmistress mysterycynic

N- nana-moxley nattyambrosemoxley nerdysuccess neutral—chaotic ninjasethrollins ninja-r0llins ninjar0llins 

O- ofmiceandlovatic 

P- panicatthe-ambrosealley pauleheymanguy poisonviper preciousambrose princess-of-proper princerollins princeambrose princess-sam19 punkxgirl punkbros punkedbyambrose 

Q- queenambr0se

R- rampaige-ing-jerichoholic randypleasedome randywhoreton raphie-loves-the-shield ratedrko-edge rawrampaige realityera reigns-made-of-ambrose rethsollins ridinginthecarwithroman rileydibiaseambrose rkoambrose rolleignscandy rollinism rollinsreign rollinsreignsambrose rollinsslays rollinziggler rollleigns 

S- s-a-r-c-x-s-m samisoon samthesomnambulist sarcasmandsparkles sarita-del-rio sassystr8edge seth-rollin sethberollin sethmarierollins sethrawrlins sethrollinsblondepatch sethsplits shawnspizza silviambrose slayjfied stangebabe252010 stayphenomenal stealingambrose-rollinsreigns stellarollins stylesclashingambrose sweetgrlychck synfulxvengeance synystermoxley 

T- the-darkness-is-all-i-know the-scarecr0w theambrosemode theboyhooddream  triplequeenx trueninja26 turnbucklepowerbomb twerkforambrose 

U- uncolorfulskittles

V- varsityxvixen

W- worldwrestlingentertainement wrestlingowls wwedrewmcintyre1 wwemox wwenathalie wwevanawest wwwenaomi

X- x-wrestlingkindascrewedupmyfeels xambrollinsx

Y- yayitsthewyattfamily youfellova youwantfandoms

Z- zackrydersbutt zig-zag-ziggler zigglee ziggler-wwe

It’s been almost 3 years since I’ve joined tumblr and never did I think I have soooo much fun being a part of the wrestling fandom along with some others and meet and get to know some amazing people. I don’t know why you all followed me to begin with. And now at 2,000 followers, I still don’t know why! But you guys are still here with me and I love you for it. I wanna thank y'all for gracing my dash, making me laugh, making me smile, sharing feels, fangirling and liveblogging wrestling or all the above. Online friendships do exist. ♥ 

Bold are my super faves but regardless, each and every one of you followers are special to me. Believe that. If you changed your url and I missed you, it wasn’t on purpose and I apologize!

# - C 

5-seconds-of-pure-entertainment accola-beauty adriennegabriella airrollins ajknowsenough ajleecmpunk ajleesabs ajleespigtails all-day-i-dream-about-seth alone-alive-still-unbroken ambr0se-addict ambr0ses ambreignsx ambrose-addict ambrosedarling ambrosley amysterywrappedinsideabitch ashieldtoremember ayye-itsraee b0lieve-in-the-buzzards baddiebey badnewsbo believeinthereigns black0uts blackwidowzz bnb-ambreigns bottomrollins bournelitas buckybarnes-rogersthat captain-ambrose cdiddy404 cesaroisking cesarossection cherrypie-yeahh chrisjerichoo christianscharisma cmhorrible cmperf cmpinktights cmwhore

 coltycabanabanana creampuffrollins creepingonthepussy crookedmoonsaultpunk cultofpunk cvvpunk

D - G

davejohnfranc0s dawnrockssocks dbryisgod deanambruse deanassbrosedevilitt dinyvontessa divaschampion dolphslays doscarasjr fabj0hn fame-ass-ers flawlessglamazon futurewwedivaschamp fyeahambrose gangstakrys gingermilkytea girlsdigcrazy goatfacedanielbryan

H - K

heartbreakr0llins heyman-hustle heytheredelilaahhh hippie-fashion hushpuppyambrosemoxley2014 i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy i-never-stop-lookingx ibreathewwe idontlikevideogames ikindadigrandyorton itseulonzobitch  jerichosbooty johnnyrzezniks jon-moxicity jonmoxlay julaisawwe kamslam kee-yaw-nah kelseyyblair killemwithdeliciousness kingajstylesambrose kingambrose kingchrishero kingsleyyy kissmesober kittyyzma

L - N

lady-regal layeththesmackdown layla-and-kaitlyn-arebeauties likeimadeofglasslikeimadeofpaper litafan4ever love-bites-the-straight-edge loverholic-inspirit maeyoungs majesticpunk marylovestheshield maryse0uellet mcmahonism moxleysmistress mrs-ambrose-rollins-reigns mrsromanreigns nattiewattie nikkiixxx nowimaboliever

P - R

pauleheymanguy paulheymanvevopezziecoyote piercetheignorance pornstardust princerollins  princesdevitt princessreigns punkedbyambrose punkyshield punkycakes randy-is-eye-candy realityera rethsollins rhodesdynasty rkoambrose rollleigns roman-anoai romanreigned romanreigningking romanreigns-supreme romanreyns romans-roar romansassypantsreigns romenreigns

S - T

s3thr0llins scootmcassbutt sethballins sethberollin sethrllins sethsplits shanemcmahonsjerseys shawnmichaelsmullet she-is-a-saucey sheamvs shieldmovement shieldofl0kiiiii shellybuttface shutupmaggle​ slayjaylee starryskyeskittles stayoutofmypersonallife steph-the-fangirl-925 stickynikkis stonecoldsbeer straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou stumperspunk sugarhoneybeehair summerslae synystermoxley team-gts thashield thatnerdychickfromjersey the-dark-knight-rollins the-darkness-is-all-i-know the-reaper-89 theatercandy thee-asshole-of-moxicity theeryanleflare theheadstrongprincess thehoundsofjustice themondaynightwars theprincethrone thismyzombiecircus tina619 twerkforambrose tylerblacks tylrblack

U - Z

uce-o varsityxvixen vintage-hotshot we-cum-as-romanreigns whatwwe wrestlingislife wrestlingjesus wwefanatic91 wwe-long-live-pillman wwebadbitchesandnascar wyattfamilybbq xfeelingheelishx xitscobberintimex xstaydown yareigns yayitsthewyattfamily yourlittledecoyxox youwantfandoms zackrydersbutt zigzagrollins zombicho

Today (13th June 2014) marks my one year tumblrversary. One whole year on tumblr and I can honestly say making a blog was probably one of the best decisions I’ve ever made because I’ve got to meet so many cool people along the way. I just wanted to say thankyou to every single one of my followers and everyone I’ve had the opportunity to talk to, you guys are the best. (I’m gonna stop there because it’s starting to get sappy, sorry haha). So here is an updated forever follow. I’m sure that I’ve probably missed people, so if you’re not on here please don’t be upset because if I follow you it means I like your blog! Enjoy :)

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# A B C: 5secondsofwrestling, a-rebel-witha-cause, accola-beauty, adriennegabriella, airrollins, ajleecmpunk, ajleespigtails, alexkoslov, alone-alive-still-unbroken, amberlilli, ambrose-addict, autumnpunk, awrestlingravenclawhunter, believeindeanambrose, believeinthereigns, bellatwinsandshield, bestintheworld, bestsincedayone, betrayed-by-seth-rollins, bournelitas, buddhaamania, catbarrage, cesaroisking, christianscharisma, chuckstaylors, cloacacarnage, cmhorrible, cmwhore, cultofpunk

D E F: danicon, darkangel4479, deanarmbrose, doscarasjr, dreamwwediva, edgeandjeffgirl, elliexshelley, empress-sophie-pendragon , explicitlyrko, fabssohpkc, femmefatalelovelyone, fitzpatrickswayze, flawlessglamazonfrederickgayton

G H I: gingermilkytea, heytheredelilaahhh, hiitsmekevin, hunterslays, hustlinontheflow, i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy, i-feel-spectaculacular, ironshrink

J K L: jessixsweetxlove, kamayakaze, kels0woowoo, kelseyyblair, kingchrishero, lady-regal, lanadelrio, lannabananna, layla-and-kaitlyn-arebeauties, leevz, legacyqueen, lickmemoxchick, lovelywickedsoul, luchalita

M N O: maddoxication, marylovestheshield, maryse0uellet, mcmahonism, melzabelza, mrs-ambrose-rollins-reigns, mrsphilbrooks, musicismylife120191, mxjoyride, ninja-r0llins, ninjar0llins

P Q R S: paulheymans, penelo14, perversionsofjustice, pezziecoyote, philandering-philanthropist, princess-of-proper, princessreigns, punkedbyambrose, punkyshield, purplezebrapants, quackenbuschlight, rafzombie, ragebrose, ramen-rain, randywhoreton, realityera, reflectiveauburnblack, rethsollins, rhodesdynasty, rohordeath, rollinsandorton, rollinsblack0ut, romanreigned, romenreigns, salmonellalegs, sammartinos, sethsbetrayal-sethsevolution, shannon5288, shawnspizza, shieldlovereve, shieldmovement, shieldofl0kiiiii, sierrahotelambroseambroseambrose, smarkjindrak, stayoutofmypersonallife, stealingambrose-rollinsreigns, steph-the-fangirl-925, stone-cold-brahma-bull, stonecoldsbeer, straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou, superplexes, synystermoxley

T U V: taquitobrown, team-gts, texas-diddles, the-darkness-is-all-i-know, the-paigeturner, thebigending, theduchessofdecency, theheadstrongprincess, thehoundsofjustice, thesmackdownhotel, theultimateginganinja2, thewrestlers, tina619, twerkforambrose, tylrblack, vadersault, varsityxvixen, volcan-o-girl

W X Y Z: wayward-daughter-of-asgard, wrasslers, wrestlingjesus, xstaydown, youwantfandoms, zackrydersbutt

I don’t know how I reached 1,900 followers on here but I have you guys to thank for that. Despite me blogging about things other than wrestling, you guys chose to follow me and stick around, gracing my dash and making me laugh or smile whenever I need it. Tumblr is my escape from personal life yet each of you are special to me. I love you all. ❤

There’s a list of people that I appreciate; talking to me, asking me questions, tagging me in stuff, I notice it and here’s a thanks from me to you. They’re listed in alphabetical order so if I missed someone, I truly apologize.

# - A: 5-seconds-of-pure-entertainment accola-beauty adriennegabriella airrollins ajleecmpunk ajleespigtails ajleesabs all-day-i-dream-about-seth alloftimeandspacetiff alone-alive-still-unbroken ambr0ses ambreignsx ambrosedarling ambrosley amysterywrappedinsideabitch ayye-itsraee

B: b0lieve-in-the-buzzards baddiebey barrettwantsdecorum bat-tista becarefulwiththeangel believeinrandyortonsdick believeinsethrollins benoitvsguerrero blackwidowzz bournelitas buckybarnes-rogersthat

C: captain-ambrose cdiddy404 cesaroisking cesarossection chelsie-mae cherrypie-yeahh chocolate-berry23 chrisjerichoo christianscharisma chuckstaylors cmpinktights cmpumk cmpunkarmy cmpunkpuppylover coltycabanabanana crazyrkofan creepingonthepussy crookedmoonsaultpunk cultofpunk

D-H: dawnrockssocks devilitt dinyvontessa divaschampion dolphslays fabj0hn fame-ass-ers flawlessglamazon futurewwedivaschamp fyeahambrose gangstakrys garrettrunnels gingermilkytea goatfacedanielbryan grumpylee heytheredelilaahhh

I-L: i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy i-never-stop-lookingx ibreathewwe imadean-ambrosekindabitch itseulonzobitch jaredspadacock jet-steele johnnyrzezniks jon-moxicity jonathansgoods julaisawwe kamslam kee-yaw-nah kelseyyblair killemwithdeliciousness kingajstylesambrose kingambrose kingkassius kingsleyyy kissmesober lady-regal layla-and-kaitlyn-arebeauties leggomycreampuff litafan4ever loverholic-inspirit

M-P: marylovestheshield maryse0uellet mcmahonism momsenkilledmomsen moxleysmistress mrs-ambrose-rollins-reigns nattiewattie nikkinuggets ortongasm pauleheymanguy paulxheyman perversionsofjustice pezziecoyote piercetheignorance primadorton princerollins princessreigns punk-auditore punkedbyambrose

R-S: randy-theviper-orton realityera reignofjustice reigns-made-of-ambrose reignshounds reignss rhodesdynasty rickiwwefan rkoambrose roaringreigns rollinsofjustice rollleigns rolllins romanreigned romansassypantsreigns romenreigns ryanhaywoodsvoice s3thr0llins sammartinos sethballins shanemcmahonsjerseys shawnmichaelsmullet she-is-a-saucey shieldmovement shieldofl0kiiiii starryskyeskittles steph-the-fangirl-925 stickynikkis stonecoldsbeer straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou stumperspunk sugarhoneybeehair summerslae synystermoxley

T-Z: team-gts thashield thatnerdychickfromjersey the-anvilette the-darkness-is-all-i-know the-reaper-89 theatercandy thecultofmypersonality thee-asshole-of-moxicity theexoticexpress theeryanleflare thegreatmaeyoung theheadstrongprincess thehoundsofjustice thesymbolofexcellence thismyzombiecircus tina619 twerkforambrose tylerblacks tylrblack varsityxvixen vintage-hotshot whatwwe wrestlingislife wrestlingjesus wwe-4ever wwe-long-live-pillman wwebadbitchesandnascar wwefanatic91 wyattfamilybbq xitscobberintimex xstaydown yareigns yayitsthewyattfamily youwantfandoms @zackrydersbutt

I feel so blessed to have this account and to finally reach my goal, even if it took a while. I just wanted to make one of these for once. If you’re not in this, I’m sorry. You guys are awesome, thank you so much for the best time on here.

#- 0852192821, 50-shades-of-rolleigns

A-D: addicted-to-ambrose, ajleespigtails, ambrolleigns, ambrose-crazy, ambrosedarling, ambroseplease, ambrosley, ashieldtoremember, assess-and-attack, badnewsbarretts, badnewsbo, believeinsethrollins, can-i-breathe-on-you, chrisjerichoo, cm-punk-is-the-best, coltycabanabanana, confirmed–bachelor, creampuffrollins, cvvpunk, datwwelifedeanambrosiacdn-ambrose, dolphslays

F-J: fifty-shades-of-ambrose, fiftyshadesofrollins, free-thinking-fandom, gingermilkytea, goodgollymissmoxley, hellowrestling, heytheredelilaahhh, houndsofhotness, i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy, ibreathewwe, im-just-a-sick-guy, jimdrugfree

K-L: karebear072290, kelseyyblair, kingsheamus, lady-regal, layeththesmackdown, littlebigirishbaby, loveforwrestling

M-P: machinegun-karlanderson, marylovestheshield, mildlyobsessiveanna, missmoxxley, moxleysminion, moxleysmistress, moxxcity, mrs-ambrose-rollins-reigns, mrsphilbrooks, mrsromanreigns, nattieslays, ninjar0llins, ohsoambrosefied, preciousambrose, psychoticambrose, punk-corpse, punkscandyass, punkyshield

R-S: raw-is-rollins, realityerarememberme-jc, rkoambrose, romansassypantsreigns, romanvreigns, romenreigns, samizayn, savymoxleyy, sethberollin, shmexyamy, sierrahotelambroseambroseambrose, slayjaylee, spearrings, straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou, summerrofpunk

T: tapla, team-gts, thatboyzematho, thebesteverwwe, thehoundsofjustice, thesmackdownhotel, thisfireburnslovefurypassion, tina619, twerkforambrose, twiggy-my-zimzum, twinmagics, tylerblack, tylerblacks

W-Y: we-cum-as-romanreigns, whosafanimafan2194, wrasslers, wrestlingislife, wrestlingwithsass, wweobsessed, wwesuperstardiva, yareigns, yayjlee, youwishyouwerethisgood

bournelitas, christianstights, team-gts, ilysm101, insanityallthetime, majesticmaddox, i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy, sunsethflips, heytheredelilaahhh, bryansbeard, luchalita, princesdevitt, glamslams, lunaticfringette, thelunaticfringee, sass-mox, ikindadigrandyorton, cody-rhodes-is-dashing, briemode, wwe-long-live-pillman, thisfireburnslovefurypassion, celestesbonins, tylerblacks, typhoidcandy, braywashed, quackenbuschlight, canadianmadecharisma, rawisjerichoooo, princerollins, princess-of-proper, y2j-buble-fella, y2jbaybay, marylovestheshield, punklovespepsi, stellarollins, zigzagrollins, bestsincedayone, xfeelingheelishx, creampuffrollins, danielbryun, robvandamdatass, mcmahonism, datwwelife 

Thanks for being so awesome 

To celebrate me reaching 500 followers, I decided to put together a little follow forever to thank everyone who has made my Tumblr expericence amazing! You guys are the best. And if you’re not in this don’t worry, I still love you! c:

A-C: aestheticstar, ambroseriot, ambroseaddictedambroseriously, ambrose-crazy, ambr0se-addict, ambrose-innocence arivalryisborn, asickguyawesome-ambrose-world,  believeinambroserollinsreigns, believe-in-rollins, betrayed-by-seth-rollins, bigelangston, briannabelievesintheshield, briemode, cmpancake, crazyaboutsethrollins, can-i-breathe-on-you

D-G: deanambrosiac, deanambruse, deanarmbrose, dean-got-that-ambootydeansambooty, deanshairline, deanvmbrose, divaedits, dn-ambrose, downambrosealley, enzohamoreexplicitambrose, explicit-moxley, fiftyshadesofmoxley, fifty-shades-of-ambrose, free-of-brie, fuckxwrestling, glamourseths

H-L: heyyyitsrenaeee, hellyeahtheshield, hellowrestling, i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy, ibreathewwe, ilovedeanambrose-jonmoxley, infatuatedwithambrose, kiia8bitw, kissmesober, loveforwrestlinglunatcfringe

M-P: marylovestheshield, mcmahonism, missaprilkoch, missbrainsb4beauty, moxleysminion, moxmode, ninja-r0llins, nkkibella, ohhotrobvandamthisismyjam, pezziecoyote, preciousambrose, princeambrose, princerollins, princessreigns, psychoticambrose, psychrollins, punkbros, punk-corpse

Q-U: rileydibiaseambrose, romansassypantsreigns, romans-roar, romenreigns, sethballins, sethforbusiness, sethrollinsblondepatch, sierrahotelambroseambroseambrose, simonsgotch, skunkrollins, spearhounds, spearrings, stellarollins, straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou, straightedgevixen, summerrofpunk, team-gts, thashieldthee-asshole-of-moxicity, theshieldslaves, tripledoublepowerbomb

V-Z: wefightonfridaynight, whatwwe, wrestlingandotherstuff, wrestlingandsuch, wrestlingisfun, wrestlingmania, wwemillz, wwemox, xmrsambrose, xninjarollins, y2jchrisjericho, zigglah, ziggleszag

5

John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate… this idea… that you’re the best… because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass. You’re as good at kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne… he’s a pretty good ass-kisser… always was and still is. Oops… I’m breaking the fourth wall. [Punk waves to the camera.] I am the best… wrestler… in the world. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when I walked into this company, and I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar… and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that. They’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I’ve proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, and even on commentary. Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collectors’ cups, I’m not on the cover of the program, I’m barely promoted, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m not on any crappy show on the USA Network, I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania, I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian, I’m not on Jimmy Fallon, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that “Dwayne” is in the main event of WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now… you are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else, because you’re the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now, you’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of, and then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face thinking you can get an autograph and sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to get a real job.

I’m leaving with the WWE championship on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling… maybe I’ll go back to Ring of Honor… [Punk waves to the camera again] hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people because after I’m gone you’re still going to pour money into this company — I’m just a spoke on the wheel — the wheel’s gonna keep turning. And I understand that… that Vince McMahon’s gonna make money despite himself… he’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire… you know why he’s not a billionaire? It’s because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical [censored] yes-men like John Lauranitis, who’s gonna tell him everything he wants to hear… and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon. You know we do this whole bully campaign…

a–mbrose

adoringambrose

ambroseplease

ambr0se-r0llins-r3igns

ambroseaddicted

ambroserollinsreignsshield

ambroseorriot

marylovestheshield

moxleysmistress

msrenaenicole

twerkforambrose

stylinsonfactor

theheadstrongprincess

rollinsreignsambrose

rolleignscandy

briesmode

bat-tista

super-geekgirl101

barrettbarrage

sarita-del-rio

sandowismysavior

theambooty

romvnreigns

theblackwidow101

iwasmakingitreign

fireangel1978

mage-of-eternal-time

ext11

musicsoul-child

mrs-reigns

justdorka

mrsrollinsgirl

the-darkness-is-all-i-know

queenambrosee

anaconda-anti-diva

puppy-rollins

cmpunkpuppylover

pipebombs-and-glory

stealingambrose-andcmpunk

darylsobsession

darkangel4479

ninja-r0llins

ultimateajlee

deanambrose-sexymofo

douglas-leon-michael

tina619

perversionsofjustice

randalkins

i-am-a-paul-heyman-guy

pauleheymanguy

rollinsreignsambrose

deanambrosiac

chanellevans

imanambrosegirl

batistab0mbed

wwemox

explicit-moxley

triplequeenx

promisedheavenputthroughhell

reignsambrosemox

reignofjustice

crazyaboutsethrollins

*There’s a lot more and I’m sorry if I forgot you! Just know that I don’t unfollow!* :)

*I got bored, so they’re not in alphabetical order*