i am a mess

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Pt 2 of: my waffle spoof lyric things to History Maker

I will never understand those who don’t ship things. Like what do you do just like a couple on a tv show or movie or book and be like “they’re cute I hope that happens,” and then it’s ambiguous or doesn’t happen and you’re like “oh guess I was wrong. That’s the end of that then” and don’t obsess over it for the rest of your life?

Look I don’t know what kind of satanic ritual this is but can wondertrev shippers not make me cry more than I already am? Look at some of the quotes in your edits!!!

• “The most painful state of being is remembering the future, particularly the one you will never have.”
- I have never been more offended. They would’ve had breakfast, gotten married, had babies, etc. but they can’t, can they?!

• “Have you ever been in love? Once. How did it end? It hasn’t.”
- THIS. IS. NOT. OKAY. Diana has loved only one man for 100 years; I am fucked up™

• “What are you more afraid of? That he gave you his heart or that you would gladly give him yours in return?”
- She never got to tell Steve that she loved him back and that is the reason that my skin hates me.

• “My love, take your time. I’ll see you on the other side.”
- Ok so I’m in pain thinking about Steve waiting for Diana to join him because home girl’s a goddess and isn’t dying soon.

• “There is one greatest joy I shall not know again because my heart for loss of you was broken long ago.”
- What kind of trash

• “How do I say goodbye when I hardly had a chance to say hello?”
- I just want to talk okay? Meet me in a dark alley

• “There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part so just give me a happy middle and a very happy start.”
- LISTEN TO ME: STOP.

• “IN ANOTHER LIFE I WOULD BE YOUR GIRL. WE KEEP ALL OUR PROMISES. BE US AGAINST THE WORLD. IN ANOTHER LIFE I WOULD MAKE YOU STAY SO I DON’T HAVE TO SAY YOU WERE THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY.”
- THE AUDACITY TO USE THIS ALREADY PAINFUL SONG IN A WONDERTREV EDIT. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

These are just a few that have made me stop mid-scroll and cry because I’ll never get over Diana and Steve.

The Marauders as Social Networks

James is Facebook. the original one that everyone know and have. thinks is the coolest, is not. still some cool shit happening though, once in a while. have a cool side and a nerd side, bad jokes, some really stupid ones.

Remus is Twitter. witty short answers, and then really long inspiring rants. not as popular but everyone loves it once they try. both great clever observations and opinions and “wher the fuk is my cofee too early fr this shit”

Sirius is Instagram. pretty cool and popular. a lot of selfies. also black and white pictures with deep quotes that represent the tortured soul of the artist. and obviously “LOOK AT THIS STIM IT IS BRIGHTLY COLOURED AND IT MOOVES OMG”

Peter is Pinterest. underestimated and unpopular but you realize once in a while that a lot of good shit comes from here. always ready to help, sometimes clingy ( “we made a SPECIAL BUTTON that appear on every picture you will ever view isn’t that amazing” )

Regulus is Myspace. emo and dead.

anonymous asked:

Seeing Jackbum so close on this sofa made me think of how Ziam used to sit really close on a big empty sofa. Why are they bringing back my Ziam feels? :')

i am going to cry

god

bless

Germany

look at the space between Louis and Liam then Zayn and Niall then look at Ziam ffs 

The “watchu talking about?”

this is not a drill i am typing this while crying 

bye.