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Accidentally using face wash as soap

INTP writing an essay in exam conditions

Internal monologue:

Ok you got this
You know the topic
Just stick to the topic this time
Stay on task
*reads question*
Ok right
But wait
Wtf does that even mean?
It’s a bit vague
Well that could mean _ or _!
IT DEPENDS
Do you want me to write about_?
Are you asking for my opinion or is there an actual answer?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO USE RELEVANT TERMINOLOGY IN THIS?
*writes one relevant sentence and an entire paragraph about something loosely related to the previous sentence but totally irrelevant to the actual topic*
*looks at clock*
It’s ok I’ve still got time.
*writes another sentence*
This would be so much more interesting if I could write about _.
I wish I could write about the history of this.
Am I allowed to correct the source?
This isn’t scientifically accurate.
And there’s a typo *writes over typo*
How do you even miss that
Who was responsible for this?
Who’s responsible for all of this?
Why do I have to do this? EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS
*Thinks about making text post about INTP trying to write an essay instead of writing essay*
…I should probably write something.
*eyes glaze over*
*glances up at clock. 20 minutes have gone*
Fuck.
Did I jump through a worm hole?
*looks down at single paragraph on paper*
fuck Fuck FUCK
*scribbles relevant points at lightening speed in pretty much note form*
*sits back*
Quality not quantity.