Avengers Chatroom: Puny God
Requested by Anon.
Thor has created a chatroom.
Thor has invited Y/N, Tony, Nat, Bruce, Steve.
Y/N: Hey, Thor.
Tony: Hey point break
Thor: I need to ask a question.
Thor: What is good for my hair? What will make it soft and silky?
Bruce: Maybe Nat can answer this. She has great hair.
Nat: Coconut oil? I’m not sure.
Thor: I need my mane to be glorious.
Y/N: It already is though.
Thor: MORE GLORIOUS.
Tony: Mkay …
Thor: I would also like to share that I have finally realized how great my brother is. I’m declaring him as the future King Of Asgard. I was wrong about him. Also he should get access to the base and all our chats.
Thor: He was just misunderstood.
Nat: Remember what I told you when we all first teamed up?
Nat: Oh you know… THAT HE MURDERED DOZENS OF PEOPLE.
Thor: He was just… acting out.
Y/N: MAN MY ACTING OUT IS LIKE, SLAMMING A DOOR AND THEN REGRETTING IT INSTANTLY. WHO MURDERS PEOPLE?
Thor: Enough. I forgive my brother and you all should.
Steve: We accept that you forgive him but it doesn’t mean we should.
Tony: HE THREW ME OUT OF A BUILDING!
Thor: HE WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND WHO HE TRULY IS!
Bruce: I’ll kick his ass if I ever see him again.
Thor: I will make sure he evades you at all costs …
Nat has added Clint.
Clint: What’s going on?
Clint: Really, Thor?!
Clint: HE MADE ME DO THINGS AGAINST MY WILL!
Thor: HE IS SORRY!
Y/N has added Wanda.
Y/N: I need you to check if he has brain damage pls
Wanda: Thor, can you let me poke around your mind for a bit?
Thor: STAY BACK YOU MEWLING QUIM!
Nat: Oh you have got to be kidding me.
Thor: I mean… I am an oaf who thinks about stupid things. It would be embarrassing if you entered my mind.
Tony: I knew something was off about Thor!
Bruce: Before I hulk out, which I’m about to, here is a message from the hulk: HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!
Bruce has left the chat.
Y/N: I just saw Thor and let him know what you did, Loki.
Thor: WHY WON’T YOU PEOPLE JUST FORGET ABOUT MY PAST?
Y/N: OH BOY, I TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH. WHOOPS, I FAILED. BOY OH BOY. OH WELL, ALL IS GOOD, WANNA HANG?
Thor: Yes, actually.
Y/N has left the chat.
Wanda: Do we assemble…?
Steve: I think the hulk can handle this.
Thor: PLEASE NO.
Thor: I JUST SET MY HAIR.
Steve has left the chat.
Tony: Try not to bleed too much. I just got white carpets and blood would be hard to remove.
Tony has left the chat.
Nat: You know, we would be okay with you hanging around, but instead you pull stunts like this.
Nat has left the chat.
Clint has left the chat.
Wanda has left the chat.
Thor: YOU WILL ALL REGRET THIS
Thor: I AM LOKI
Thor: AND I AM BURDENED
Thor: WITH GLORIOUS
Thor has been disconnected.