mmmmfg sasha and max? new brotp. theyre. bros.
they watch dumb movies together and make fun of them,,, but make fun of things they actually know about “ew what the fuck is wrong with her hair did she just Not Style it what the Fuck???” “lmao this dude thinks he can just put a little bit of concealer on a bruise and itll be gone?? lol i fucking wish”
makeovers???? sasha likes 2 practice new looks on max and sometimes, for shits and giggles, hell try to do her makeup… (he knows how to color correct, and apply foundation, concealer, and powder, thank you very much - but he cant blend shadow for SHIT)
they both fuckin adore jenna marbles but tbh thats the only youtuber they agree on “max what the fuck the only things these people do is smoke? their dog just ate a dildo? that girl always wears the same shirt? how is that funny” “sasha get the fuck out of here u call urself a fucking holosexual with 100% seriousness - u heathen” “MAX ALL THIS DUDE DOES IS MAKE DUMB FIDGET SPINNER JOKES AND HYPE UP THE EMOJI MOVIE THATS NOT GOOD CONTENT”
dont tell anyone but sashas a die hard panic at the disco fan and she and max went to their summer concert with weezer and they got a pic at the meet and greet and it was such a good day for her she will treasure that meet and greet pic forever
sasha is also lowkey into musicals. she says she only likes falsettos bc andrew rannells is hot but shes lying to maintain her cover…. falsettos is actually near and dear to her heart and charlotte + cordelia being open lesbians kinda opened up her eyes to the fact that? hey. she kinda likes girls… and guys (she wasnt lying when she said andrew rannells was hot)
after bugging him enough, max lets her show him a bootleg of the book of mormon, which is, by far, the funniest thing that max has ever seen.
THEYRE BOTH BI ICONS OK, KAREN
max also really likes comics so when movies come out that hes interested in hell go see it w sasha bc “ur not into it yet but trust me - after this, u will be” (max loves bucky barnes + sasha turns out to be more of a dc girl herself)
they end up watching a bootleg of deadpool online. (they both found that bit about the kebab hilarious) ((dont tell sashas parents she did it tho or shed be in big trouble :////))
they shittalk/gossip about people at their respective camps. sasha doesnt say anything about erin and tabii (she loves them a lot, even when tabii is, well, tabii) and max would never dare utter anything about nikki or neil that would actually hurt them…… everyone else is fair fucking game though.
thats all i got folks… ill probs make more when think of moreUPDATE: i just realized i spelled weezer wrong fucjcjcj i fixed it now but pls forgive my its 3 am