i also want to swear less if not never

hey if youre single and you want a girlfriend but you think thats never gonna happen, just wait. i swear to you, someone’s gonna fall for you. i know that being sapphic makes it harder, but you will have a relationship, amd its gonna be cute and goals and youre gonna feel loved. thats gonna happen. i promise. you just have to be patient.

(also, if you dont want a gf rn or ever, thats fine, youre not “less” sapphic bc of that)

Competitive Gaming (2335 words)

When Cas is done with Netflix – and when he says done then he’s actually done with it (the fact that he doesn’t need to eat, sleep or go to the bathroom does wonders when binge-watching) – he picks up games.

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In My Way - Chapter 9

AO3 link, First Chapter

Genre: Chaptered. Actor!Dan AU, fluff, bit of angst, slow burn, getting together (eventually)

Summary: Fiction. Daniel Howell is 21 and Britain’s newest star. He’s just been cast in the much-anticipated film adaption of Last Man Standing, the popular teen fantasy novel with a huge fanbase hanging off his every tweet. In other words, Dan has made it big.

Phil Lester couldn’t care less. He’s a stressed out PHD student working part time at a bookshop while he struggles to get into post-production. He’s 26 and still lives in a tiny flat on the fifth floor of a building with a lift more broken than it is in use. He loves books, but he thinks big film adaptions screw with the plot too much.

Needless to say, Phil is less than impressed when Last Man Standing is getting filmed in his hometown. And he certainly doesn’t want anything to do with obnoxious, arrogant, so irritatingly perfect leading actor Daniel Howell.

Warnings: Swearing, Ace!Phil, Bi!Dan, slight a- and bi-phobia, discussions of sexuality

Word Count: 3000-5000 per chapter (ish)

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I’ve never learned how to want to be less close with someone.
It’s not ever something you want.
If it happens – a long silence, a we’ll catch up soon that never was – its because of apathy not desire.
Our deferred goodbyes help us imagine we might still be a we and
keep ourselves in mind
but they also help us to easily escape the pressures
of responsibility to each other in earnest.
I have lightened your load and
I swear I hear sighs.
—  Bear

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: He follows you everywhere. All you wanna know is why. 
Words: 1,289
Warnings: nothing (i think) ((maybe like one swear word but did u expect any less lel))
Notes: for anon — idk if this is what you wanted but ehhhhh. also soz it’s a little shitty lmao 

Originally posted by psyche44

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oitnb s3 summary
  • Poussey Washington: Beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure
  • Still no mention of the B-word
  • Sam Healy’s still an asshole
  • Ruby Rose: not as big a role as I expected
  • Suzanne learns what it means to be famous
  • I want to thank not only God but also Jesus and the Holy Spirit for discarding Larry this season
  • however I don’t think backstories for Chang and Norma make up for the fact that THEY TOOK MY NICKY AWAY
  • Piper wtf
  • Corporate red tape, truly capturing my attention here /sarcasm
  • I wanted to see more Sophia this season but not like this, never like this
  • Buddy the Elf’s (step)mom shows up
  • How I Learned To Dislike Pennsatucky Less And Started To Like Big Boo A Bit More
  • can we please discard healy next time though seriously