i also want the sec to win

#47 - For anonymous

Filling the prompt “I need more of sexually frustrated van”


Van is waiting impatiently in the kitchen. He calls your name again, and you ignore him. You haven’t been out in so long; you want to look perfect. You hear a chair loudly slide along the floor. He’s being dramatic. You look at yourself in the bathroom mirror. You had the foresight to wash your hair yesterday, and today it still looked clean but had enough grit to style. Your makeup worked out. It was even, and you opted for a light look. You didn’t want to be melting by only the second song. You are wearing your absolute favourite dress and Van had convinced you to stick to flat shoes rather than heels. Your reflection smiles back at you, and you are ready to go.

In the kitchen Van has the chair pushed far out from the table, but is leaning forward with his head resting on his arms on it. He looks up when you walk in. He smiles wide and it’s the exact reaction you wanted.

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Spelling Bee Songs, Summarized
  • The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: drink every time they say the title of the show- also why am I crying already
  • The Spelling Rules: you better pay attention bc this is some sick foreshadowing
  • My Favorite Moment of the Bee: ready, set... oh wait let's reminisce for a sec. ok GO
  • My Friend, The Dictionary: who needs friends when you have books amirite
  • The First Goodbye: the guest spellers are never as funny as the actual characters
  • Pandemonium: this is what I like to get down to at the club
  • I'm Not That Smart: beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure
  • The Second Goodbye: the guest spellers are never as funny reprise
  • Magic Foot: that vibrato tho
  • Pandemonium Reprise: hahaha get rekt Chip
  • My Favorite Moment of the Bee Reprise: schadenfreude, basically
  • Prayer of the Comfort Counselor: FINALLY we got rid of all of the guest spellers
  • My Unfortunate Erection/Chip's Lament: how many penis and/or boner jokes can we pack into 2 and a half minutes
  • Woe is Me: smol bb has so many problems- also why am I crying reprise
  • Spelling Montage: break it down now
  • I'm Not That Smart Reprise: beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure reprise- also why am I crying reprise reprise
  • I Speak Six Languages: holy crap this girl can do everything- also slay me bc I am not worthy
  • Jesus/Pandemonium Reprise: I didn't think this bee could get any crazier but I was wrong
  • The I Love You Song: this is when most people start crying but I've been crying since the opening number
  • Woe is Me Reprise: don't cry for me Putnam County- also why am I crying reprise reprise reprise
  • My Favorite Moment of the Bee Reprise: ready, set... oh wait let's reminisce for a sec. ok GO reprise
  • Second: wait no I didn't want that person to win... at least Olive's happy
  • Finale: so none of the ships got together??? is that what I'm hearing???????
  • The Last Goodbye: yes hello I would like a different ending please and thank you- also why am I crying reprise reprise reprise reprise

anonymous asked:

i hope the date is that one bc i don't to see them pushing back the comeback another month but yeah that thing isn't a teaser yg is a big ass company they can make a 30 sec video teaser for ikon

For me it seems too rushed after PSY’s album release. July would be the perfect month in my opinion. Hanbin once posted 777 on the fancafe I think so some people thought it’s going to be 07.07.2017 bcs 7 iKON members and the first time they release an album all members worked on and with chanwoo in mind. It would be much more meaningful. Also I highly doubt iKON will get a video teaser. So far, they only got low quality teaser pics and low quality Instagram videos. They deserve better and I had a lot of expectations when yg said they’d film the mv again bcs he wanted a better quality. I just hope the date and teaser pic isn’t real. That’s for me.

So holy fuck day6 though

That was literally one of the best shows of my life like I’m still not over it
All the members were super hyped on stage and really energetic and that just rubbed off on the audience. Like I was going in expecting to cry and I didn’t even cause day6 just looked so happy to be on stage
And the fan interaction was actually so great? Like day6 were so sweet and nice to their fans
Like this one girl yelled I love you to young k and he just stopped in the middle of his talk to say her loved her too
And during the fan games they were like shaking their hands and one of the girls even got a hug out of sungjin which was adorable oh my god
And holy fuck oh my god I got so much from my two biases like I’m Jae and sungjin biased and like I just gotta talk about this for a sec cause oh my god
Basically when they did the intros when sungjin did his he had a little pause of silence so I took that opportunity to yell “SUNGJIN” as any other sungjin biased girl would and he fucking found me in the audience and waved and smiled at me and my heart grew three sizes
And fucking Jae man I yelled at one point “JAE I LOVE YOUR MEMES”. And also omg during the games the loser had to do an aegyo dance and Jae really really didn’t want to and he ended up winning so I yelled “DO IT ANYWAY JAE” and he was like “HEY WHATS YOUR NAME” and I stood up and pointed at him and I was ready to fucking fight okay. So then later at the photo op lo and behold I’m right in front of Jae so I turn around and say “my names emilie by the way” and he’s like “what” and I’m like “during the aegyo thing that was me” and he just goes “YO ÉMILIE WE GOTTA HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS” and I yelled at him to meet me at Tims and fucking Jae knows my name now I can’t deal with this
So overall concert was amazing and day6 like to ruin their fans

[160122] Guangzhou Fanmeeting Arm Wrestling

Jin Suga Jimin is one team while Jungkook J-Hope Namjoon Taehyung is another team

Suga VS Taehyung
- Suga won within 2 secs

Suga VS Jungkook
- Jungkook won within 1 sec
- Before they played, the MC asked Suga why did he choose Jungkook as opponent and he said he didn’t choose him. (& didn’t want to also HAHA) Jungkook was chosen to represent his team since they couldn’t lose 2 in a row

Jin VS Jungkook
- Jungkook won
- Jungkook said he wasn’t confident of winning before they played but he still won
- Jin also led the fans to chant “KIM SEOKJIN” together with him LOL

this is the smug lil bun after winning:

cr; 金记者的痴汉粉

Yuri on Ice Episode 10  SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

So episode 10 of Yuri On Ice aired tonight and so many great things happened in it.that made me giddy and happy. :D

ALLOW ME TO SHARE THE HAPPINESS

1. Viktor and Chris acting like kids on a field trip,

2.the whole photo shooting session at the pool.it was pure gold i tell you. 

which brings me to no. 3

Chris Giacometti !!! 

honestly guys how can anyone dislike or even hate Chris?he is such an hoot.i would really want to be his friend…if he existed of course(silent sobbing over all fictional characters not existing)ok he is somewhat intense about his sexual urges and that booty zoom/close up was shocking and he has a very increased libido but he is such a nice hilarious guy to watch! XD

4.the blooming  friendship between Yurio and Otabek

and of course the headlines that go along with it + Yuri defending his fangirls XD

5.the fact that we finally got Viktor’s pov for more than half the episode. YAY!!!

(and we somewhat confirmed Viktor’s feelings for Yuri)

and any kind of drama between them is easily solved 

6. WHEN THIS HAPPENED

YES IT DID HAPPEN

I AM NOT JOKING AROUND

THIS IS NOT A TEST OR A DREAM

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

Excuse me for a sec while i sob and scream from happiness overload

kyaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~

7.The fact that Yuri is not alone this year and he and Viktor are happy and they have the support of the people around them

not only of their friends but also from strangers

8.PHICHIT CHULANONT BEING AN AMAZING PERSON 

AND FRIEND! <3

9.Viktor announcing that he and Yuri will  get married once Yuri wins a gold medal

Yuri NOT denying it !!!

10.the improvement in Sala and Mickey’s relationship.

well sort of

and the fact that she wants to know SeungGil better

11.SEEING GEORGI FINALLY MOVING ON!!! (Oh i am so happy for him! Well done,Georgi! *happily dancing around*)

11.WHAT HAPPENED AT LAST YEAR’S BANQUET!!!

(AKA THE BEGINNING OF EVERYTHING)+ THE PHOTOS TAKEN+THE ENTIRE ENDING OF THIS EPISODE!!!

THIS WAS AMAZING. IT WAS WONDERFUL TO WATCH

YURI GETTING DRUNK AND BREAK DANCE BATTLING YURIO

YURI GETTING DRUNK AND POLE DANCING WITH CHRIS!

YURI BEING DRUNK AND DANCING WITH VIKTOR AND BEING SO DAMN HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!

(just look at them)

14.and last but not least Yuri inviting Viktor to his house, ASKING HIM TO BECOME HIS COACH

AND VIKTOR BECOMING AWARE OF YURI!!!

All in all Episode 10 was as spectacular as its predecessors.

i have absolutely no idea what is going to happen in next Wednesday’s episode 

Yuri was shown confident

Yurio happily overwhelmed like he cannot believe what he is seeing 

and Viktor sad and in need of an hug

One thing is certain though that NO MATTER WHAT I CANNOT WAIT FOR EPISODE 11!!!!