i also think the she is gorgeous

anonymous asked:

Golden Tattoo: Kintsugi, also known as Kintsukuroi is the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery with powdered gold. As a philosophy, it treats breakage and repair as part of the history of an object, rather than something to disguise. I feel like when Taylor sings “You made your mark on me, golden tattoo” she means that even though she was broken, Joe made her complete again and now she sees herself as GORGEOUS too

Damn okay I don’t think Taylor even thought that deeply about the line I just interpreted it as the actual golden tattoos she wore for a while

Havana music video : finding the gay 🌈

Alright! Let’s get this show started! I’d like to begin by saying that this music video had me watching it with a smile from ear to ear, from beginning to end - first because, hello, my wife is on the screen, and second because finally we get a music video with a concept, a story, and it feels so fucking good!!

Apart from being well thought, well acted, sassy, and funny, this music video is also very gay. Obviously since our baby gaymila isn’t out and still needs to cultivate her straight image, the gay is very subtly put in the video and you need to put your detective googles on ( material sponsored by Camren™) to see it.

Disclaimer : this post is full of extremely delusional theories

p.s : sorry in advance for clotting your dashboard, this is gonna be one ass long post.

So let’s dive in with the very first scene, which to me is simply the most revealing one, and the gayest - also it speaks to my Camren delusional soul like no other event has in the past few months.

The scene is set in a telenovela where Camila is playing a role, the young beautiful latina who, scandal!, gets cheated on by her boyfriend with her best friend and the maid (I need a fanfic about those two ladies, I ship it.), we discover that it’s not actually her boyfriend but his twin when the boyfriend in question appears, he was in the closet, yes, those exact words. And even more than that, he’s coming out, for her.

Now, obviously this whole scene is a big parody of telenovelas, even though she barely exaggerated 😅 , and the idea that her boyfriend in another turn of event or the continuation of the story would be gay, could totally be part of the insinuation that telenovelas plots are very often completely absurd, but I personally found a much deeper meaning to that scene…

As you may know, telenovelas are supposed to show the pure essence of romance, the most cliché love declarations and basically what everyone would want to see happen but never does because we live in the real world. With that is mind, would the most romantic thing for Camila be to come out of the closet for her?? 

Well that rang a fucking gigantic bell in my Camren heart. 
I know I might be reaching but for her to choose that particular setting and those particular words is no coincidence. Is that a true story? 🌚

(also I can’t help thinking about little gaymila watching telenovelas and thinking about her love story with Lauren, but that just me 🌚✌️)

Just for that single scene, Havana is going in my Camren files.

Alright, next is one of the most beautiful thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life… little Camila watching tv, looking like the gorgeous baby lesbian that she is… 

SHE LOOKS SO GAY I CANNOT. SHE’S WEARING GLASSES I CANNOT.

hum-hum, moving on.

Next stop: Abuelita!

This character is obviously intended to bring a comical aspect to the music video, and it works like a charm. 

But if you put Abuelita through the gay filter, you get a transgender grandmother (that’s fucking brilliant) and a nice reference to the familiar word “beard”  - I’ve worked up an entire delusional theory in my head about the grandmother representing the beard, and that Camila is hiding behind her, staying at home (aka the closet), playing it safe with grandma, just like Camila would in real life with her straight “relationships” - anywhoo, it’s fucking crazy and my delusional mind has rarely reached that far, so I’ll spare you the details 😅

Anyways, 10/10 for Abuelita! 👏👏👏

Let’s take a little 10 mins break (or 30) to look at this smol bean…

I WANNA FUCKING SQUISH HER!!

MY PRINCESS!!!! #triggered #mypinkprincess 
MY PEACHMUFFIN!!! 😭😭😭

*pulling myself together*

Also :

Wrong, wrong, WRONG Abuelita!! That is obviously not Karla! That’s Camila with a touch of CamEEla.

Anywhoo! Let’s keep going! 
Next we have a single line that stroke a deep chord in me…

Look, I’ve been called strange and antisocial, turns out it’s a few possible side effects of being a closeted gay 🙃 

If I let my delusional mind analyze this a little bit deeper, my thoughts go to the cuban/mexican culture and the fact that usually homosexuality is a big taboo, especially in older generations (I get all my infos from Carmen De La Pica Morales and Santana Lopez), and that certain behaviors, like not being interested in boys or living in a fantasy world, can be seen as “strange” - or that maybe here Abuelita does know that Camila is “different” aka strange aka gay as fuck (but since it’s taboo she doesn’t say the words) and that she loves her anyways.

(at this point you must have understood that my mind is in constant fanfic writing session 😅 )

Before diving into the big Havana feature film, let’s take another 50 mins to just look at her…

LORD HELP ME.

So, back in Cuba. Karla is just being one of the boys, as usual. Letting her butch side run free for a few precious moments…

I WANNA FIGHT HER!

Then she’s dancing with a dude next to a lesbian couple on a date, like “bitch, let me entertain my people!”

Tbh I think this is the least realistic part of the music video, YOU DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM KARLA CAMILA CABELLO DANCING! WHAT KIND OF LESBIANS ARE YOU?

Alright, the one on the right looks shook, BUT YOU ON THE LEFT GET OUT!

Then Karla plays cupid…

CCGMA, Camila Cabello Gay Matchmaking Agency™, how may I help you?

Then she’s straight dancing some more…

Then she meets Michael Jackson…

Then she slaps a dude (very satisfying)

Then just as the straight kiss is supposed to happen it cuts to princess peachmuffin Gaymila eating popcorn 😂😂😂 #savedbythegay

Then Karla dumps the dude…

In all seriousness if you take that very small dialogue “You love me.” “I do love you, but I love me more.” and put it in a Camren or 5H context… it hurts like a bitch.

Little 90 mins break to just look at her :

(also from now on those are my gifs for any drama ever happening in this fandom 😂 )

Then Karla basically tells Camila to fuck off and get out of the closet…

Now let’s take a break to watch Camila’s booty, let’s meet in the afterlife! See you there!

ALL HAIL TO THE BOOTY 🙌  🙌  🙌  🙌 🙌

Look at that smol gay peachmuffin bean :

You can put two people between them 😂😂😂

So basically, this music video is everything I hoped it would be, I mean, not everything, because Camila isn’t kissing, marrying and having cuban babies with Lauren in it, but still it’s pretty damn good! It has a great concept, it’s funny, it’s sassy, and most of all it’s refreshing to finally see some good production! 

I also think she did a great job at keeping up the straight image while not explicitly doing anything straight and creating a gay matchmaking agency - she could’ve easily included a kiss with that boy, but she didn’t. You can tell she’s still being cautious and only hints at gay males, and not lesbians, but who knows what the next step will be… And I do truly believe in some of the theories I put in this post, especially the very first one 🌚

So I will end this endless post with this gif of Camila putting her glasses back up because SHE FUCKS ME UP.

🌈HAVE A WONDERFUL GAY DAY!🌈 😘😘😘

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#let me just scream about this scene real quick because it never fails to make me emotional as hell #okay so root literally stopped shaw from ending her life #like not only is that huge but the best part was that root did this unknowingly #she just wanted to let shaw know that even after 11 months of them being separated she was STILL very much looking for her (the message being a phrase that was intimate and only known to the both of them mind you) #not knowing that in the process of this she also gave shaw the strength that she needed to keep fighting #it’s just so much #root was her light at the end of the tunnel in this scene and it was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever witnessed #every aspect of their relationship was stunning

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I’ve always wished that they had at least one scene where Tiana’s hair was loose. I don’t count where her hair was short with that feather in her hair, I mean her normal hair being loose. So a few years ago I did a series of pictures of Tiana with loose hair, which the people of Fanpop loved very much! Her hair likely wouldn’t be this curly, but you never know. I think she looks gorgeous in these pictures and I’m very proud of my work on her here. I also think that Tiana is the most beautiful of all the Disney heroines! Plus, both she and her movie are CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED!

How do you tell the most beautiful girl in the world that you’re in love with her eyes? The calmness, the freedom and the excitement you feel looking into them. How do you tell her that the way she always ties her hair up into a bun is cute? Or how your mind runs laps when she tries something new with it and you love her hair even when she hasn’t done a thing with it. How do you tell her that her smile is the most contagious thing you’ve ever experienced? Making the chemicals in your brain to jump around and go crazy, causing you smile back.

How do you tell the most beautiful girl in the world that you love the shape of her body? To tell her that you sit in awe, admiring the curves of her body when she sends you pictures. How do you tell her you love her legs? she says they are too thick, yet you think they are gorgeous, sexy. How do you tell her you want her to wrap them around you so I can grab them and hold them?

How do you tell the most beautiful girl in the world that her beauty doesn’t stop at her physical features? To tell her that she’s the sweetest, kindest girl you’ve ever met. That the way she loves you and cares for you makes you feel life is worth living. you love her at her highs, when she is talkative, bubbly and crazy. But I also love her at her lows, when she is tired, upset and needs someone to remind her just how special she is.

How do you tell the most beautiful girl in the world that you love the smallest details about her? Like her accent, her laugh, the way you can hear her blushing just from the way she talks. When her eyes light up talking about something she’s passionate about.

How do you tell her you love her, you want her, you’d happily spend the rest of your life with her? Wake up to her every morning and treat her with the respect, love and support she deserves.

I guess the thing is… You can tell her. I think the real question is… How do you make her believe it?

—  King-of-a-Queen

remember when i said i’d post this when i’m finished? ha you thought
these are the left hand thumb keys of a bassoon, which in my opinion is also the most aesthetically pleasing part of the bassoon
i swear i’ll make the keys less gold when i’m finished, i just went a little overboard with the warm lighting

okay @marywisdom I now need a fic of Leonard Snart going to the WestAllen wedding.

  • Technically, he and Mick and Lisa weren’t invited, but that doesn’t matter, he forged an invitation and said that Barry’s third-removed cousin couldn’t make it, so he told them to go and have fun
    • Barry pulls Len aside and begs him not to ruin the wedding and Len is so offended
      • “As if I would ruin Iris’ special day, Barry. What kind of person do you think I am?”
  • Len and Mick in matching tuxes with little fire and ice lapel pins, Lisa in a gorgeous gold dress with matching jewelry
  • Lisa takes so many pictures at this wedding, so many. Of the bride and groom, the families, the reception, the cake (the cake has a glamor shot)
    • Also, she winked at Cisco from where he was standing with the grooms and there’s a great picture of him blushing.
    • She sat next to him during the reception
    • They danced together
  • Len and Mick are food snobs, you can’t tell me otherwise, especially Mick, and they manage to smuggle out three trays of hors d’oeuvres for later because that catering was damn good.
    • also they each got an extra piece of cake
      • “good job on finally tying the knot,” mick says, frosting in his teeth as he slaps Barry on the shoulder.
  • LEONARD SNART GIVES A TOAST TO BARRY AND IRIS
    • everyone’s slightly nervous and on edge because oh god
    • but it’s such a - nice - speech?
    • he mentions how Iris is the perfect person to balance out Barry, how she doesn’t take any shit and always finds a way to get things done regardless of the pressure on her head.
    • and that Barry is a good person and it rubs off on you whenever you spend too much time around him (”look at me,” he jokes) and that he wishes nothing but the best for both of them
    • and just when everyone starts tearing up he narrows his eyes and sends Barry a sneaky glare
      • “You better not screw this up, Barry, I’m only giving you one warning, or you’ll get frostbite in places where you really don’t want it. Iris, you call me if he messes up. Mazel tov.”
  • When Barry and Iris open wedding gifts later, they find an envelope with literally four thousand dollars in unmarked, non sequential hundred dollar bills with the note “don’t spend it all in one place ;)”
      • “p.s. don’t bother dusting for prints ;)”
    • Lisa gave Iris a beautiful gold necklace that has a huge amber crystal pendant. Iris’s thank-you note thanked her for the gift and let her know that she was sorry she had to return it to the museum.
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I think that everyone should take a look at these gorgeous drawings representing Women and their accomplishements in Science, by Rachel Ignotofksy - a fantastic illustrator and graphic designer. She also has a lil Etsy shop where she sells her prints here!!!

Being pregnant with Chris Evans' baby:

Originally posted by chrisevanshh

Some parts of the pregnancy are slightly exaggerated to give more humor.

• It’s no secret, Chris has said many times he wants to be a dad and he’s looking forward to it. So, when you stand in the bathroom with the positive tests in hands, you really aren’t stressed about telling him. You’re quite excited to see his face because you love kids too.
• When you tell him you’re pregnant, he looks at you with wide eyes because he has no idea how to react: he’s probably thinking of how much he wants to kiss you for the rest of his life or asking you to marry him all over again, or even make another baby right now!
• Though, it’s not long before he reacts when he sees the five pregnancy tests. He laughs so happily as he spoons you in his arms that you can’t help but giggle and he keeps telling you he loves you so much.
• He can’t even stop kissing you or your tummy.
• The first days after the announcement, he keeps giggling with you and asks himself if it’s a dream or not. He also tries not to freak out and get nervous.
• Your families are overly happy to hear the news.
• His mother cries at this moment because her baby boy will have his own baby.
• Chris worries about his ability to be a good father, but you kiss his insecurities away and tell him he is a great father already because he wants to be a dad for so long and that’s also something he gotta learn with time and with you.
• He takes care of you all day. Every day.
• You can wake him up at 2 in the morning to eat your favorite meal.
• You both eat Starbucks’ jelly beans right after.
• Chris plans your baby’s first trip to Disney World secretly. He buys everything he needs to make sure they will love everything related to Disney!
• He is unsurprisingly protective.
• Chris grins like an idiot for hours whenever he hears the heartbeat of your baby and when he feels their very first kicks.
• - “Stop carrying me everywhere, Chris. I can walk. I’m pregnant, not sick.”
 - “I know, but I don’t want you to take a risk.”
• Chris is here for you every step of the way and assures you he loves this baby and you more than anything else.
• He realizes that marrying was the best choice he made you when your hormones are going wild.
• One day, you catch him purchasing some Patriots baby gift sets and clothing. You basically have to stop him before he can buy everything related to his favorite team in the NFL store.
• He’s still currently trying to find a Tom Brady bodysuit with “Baby Evans” flocked at the back.
• You call your mother every time something new happens during your pregnancy and when she says everything is fine, Chris calls Lisa to double check.
 - “Did you seriously call your mom?”
 - “Sweetheart, it’s just to be sure.”
• Chris smiles every time you say you look too big, but he thinks you are gorgeous as ever with this baby bump. Because you carry life, so nothing is more beautiful.
 - “Chris, why are you even staying with me? I look like a potato.”
 - “You are perfect and this the most beautiful moment of our lives. It’s our baby inside.”
 - “Okay, I trust you this time. But only because you’ve also gained weight.”
 - “That’s my gi… Wait, what?!”
• Chris sings Disney songs every night to your baby before sleep. Let’s be honest, he does this all the time.
• He wants to have a boy first just to teach him how to prank you in the future.

BonusBonus:
• He is in-between a mix of stress and joy when you go into labor. He’s there for you, though.
• You almost crush the bones of his hand when you push.
 - “Never again! I will never let you touch me ever again, Evans! Heard me?!”
 - “Don’t exaggerate, it’s- OUCH!”
 - “Please, Mrs. Evans, stop threatening your husband. You have to push!”
• Chris cries and smiles when he holds your baby for the first time.


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Can we all just take a minute

And appreciate the majestic beauty that is Maria Posada:

The Book of Life was a masterpiece in and of itself, but Maria was definitely something special.

First of all, she was a beauty and she knew it.

She had a pet pig

Not to mention that she regularly challenged the stereotype of what women should be like in the time the story takes place

Plus she was not only a total bad-a

But she also inspired the people around her to be confident in themselves as well

And she also made sure that the men around her (who were obviously attracted to her) knew that she was not a prize, but a person who should be respected.

And although she had plans to marry for love, upon the death of Manolo she knew her responsibilities to the town were a top priority.  It was only then that she decided to marry Joaquin.

And finally, I don’t think I need to remind  you all that she is, as far as I can recall, the first wonderfully portrayed animated Latina woman in modern media.  She’s fairly tanned, she has huge and long dark curls, gorgeous brown eyes, and for the first time in a long time I’m beginning to see those features as beautiful again.

This whole movie was beautiful, but I could never describe exactly how happy seeing Maria portrayed the way she was made me.

This post was late in coming, but seeing all these different people finally get representation, I’m happy I have a part in media somewhere.

I am Latina, and I’m slowly beginning to appreciate my features again.



Images aren’t mine

7 minutes of heaven

Originally posted by nctaetrash

member: kang daniel
genre: fluffy
warnings: a slightly sexual makeout at the end
summary: you’ve liked daniel for ages, when your best friend seongwoo joins the basketball team and becomes best friends with daniel, your feelings just become stronger. everything gets revealed when you end up playing 7 minutes of heaven at the basketball final afterparty
requested: yes but i am so sorry this was supposed to be a daniel basketball scenario but there was like barely any daniel & basketball i hope you still like it tho anon!


  • you and daniel already knew each other 
  • you guys became close when he dated your best friend
  • unfortunately for you, you fell for him hard when he was dating your friend, but you were never more than friends with him because you were a good friend and didn’t want to be a home wrecker 
  • but they broke up and the breakup was super messy 
  • though the whole reason why they broke up they kept it to themselves and you had no idea but you didn’t want to invade their personal space
  • so you didn’t pester them about it 
  • you guys automatically stopped talking
  • you missed him so much though
  • you missed his adorable bunny smile
  • and the way his eyes crinkled when he laughed
  • how you would guys have the best time just joking around about the most random stuff 
  • you wanted to text him, hang out and joke around with him
  • whenever he smiled your heart warmed and whenever he looked upset you felt terrible because you couldn’t comfort him
  • because even though you two were really close your best friend would be so upset if you were on “his side” which you found ridiculous but you didn’t want to upset her
  • a few months later you stopped talking to your best friend as well since you guys just grew apart because of her becoming more and more wild
  • you and daniel never properly talked to each other again
  • there were a few awkward sorrys and thank yous
  • and a few heart fluttering smiles exchanged
  • but nothing more than that
  • and it always broke your heart because you still had after all that time a massive crush on him
  • you also end up being best friends with seongwoo when you two were paired up for a science project
  • basically it was a huge fiasco since you guys were supposed to demonstrate a chemical reaction
  • you decided to do fireworks after seongwoo’s constant nagging and begging plus tbh you wanted to do them as well
  • but like you ended up buying illegal fireworks and stuff but like surprisingly you didn’t get in trouble cause your science teacher was super chill and hella lit
  • and totally dismissed the fact that fireworks without like special permission are illegal
  • anyways you guys got an A for that project
  • and ended up becoming best friends
  • there was so much teasing and joking around but like also sincere encouragements and like serious deep chats at like 2am
  • so when cocky seongwoo was actually nervous for tryouts for the basketball team you couldn’t help but think it’s adorable
  • “seongwoo i’ve never seen you sooo nervous it’s hilairious but actually though i’ve seen you play and you’re surprisingly good so don’t fret too much okay?” you say teasingly but also sincerely
  • he smiles back nervously “thanks y/n i think that’s the nicest thing you said to me all week” he says jokingly
  • “HEY! i complimented your hair the other day, wait no that was last week, whoopsie” you end with a light tone and a cute smile
  • he laughs and ruffles your hair and you frown fixing your hair up 
  • but internally you feel proud of yourself for making him laugh
  • seongwoo of course ends up getting into the team without no problem
  • the next two months past by and the basketball season was nearly coming to an end
  • you attended every single game there was and always screamed and cheered for seongwoo
  • but internally you always cheered daniel on as well
  • admiring how focused he looked while playing and how good he looked in his basketball uniform showcasing his muscular arms
  • and you always found it cute the way his face lit up and let out a sigh of relief when he scored a goal
  • he really was one of the best players on the team
  • whenever the game finishes you go to hug and congratulate seongwoo and one time you end up hugging daniel you didn’t even know how it happened
  • you felt warm arms wrap around you and strong chest, you hugged him tightly back 
  • his muscular frame making you feel so protected and safe 
  • and at that very moment you knew the place where you loved the most was in his arms
  • but then both of you realised who you were hugging
  • you quickly part and awkwardly smile at each other with your cheeks turning bright red, you quickly dash off and try to calm yourself
  • while daniel was also blushing but blamed it on the fact he just finished the game and was puffed out
  • but other than that small incident nothing really happened in between you two
  • but during those 2 months seongwoo and daniel became best friends 
  • it was always so awkward between the two of you and seongwoo picking up on the tension asked both of you what had happened
  • you explained in your point of view and daniel explained in his
  • seongwoo also figured out you two had some sort of feelings for each other but both of you never said to what extent
  • so he basically decided to play matchmaker
  • it was the final game and your school’s team won 
  • and of course daniel scored the winning goal
  • you couldn’t help but be proud of him even though you guys weren’t even friend
  • you screamed so loud when they won and sprinted to seongwoo
  • he saw you and his face was in a broad grin and when you came close enough he spun you around in a hug guys a friendly one okay i’m not creating a love triangle here
  • you were so happy for him but you didn’t notice the small frown daniel was wearing when he saw you two 
  • he thought to himself
  • of course seongwoo and y/n like each other, they’re basically perfect for each other but i wish she liked me but that wouldn’t be possible because i’m too scared to talk to her
  • he tried to be happy for seongwoo but he just couldn’t stop thinking about how sweet you were and how gorgeous you looked
  • and how he wished you were the person congratulating him and that it was him hugging you than seongwoo 
  • but he knew that after months and months of liking you that he really couldn’t get over you even if he wanted to but he’ll try anyways
  • you completely oblivious of these thoughts also wanted to congratulate him
  • but you saw him with a wide smile and surrounded by girls gushing over how amazing he was
  • him smiling brightly and flirting with them 
  • your mood dropped and your smile disappeared and you tried to ignore the ache in your heart but you still felt it
  • it was the huge winning party after their final game and everyone was playing spin the bottle for 7 minutes of heaven or kissing the person it landed on
  • you were dragged into play by seongwoo
  • “come onnnn y/n live a little!” he’d whine 
  • “no, absolutely not, i don’t want to get stuck in a small closet with a revolting guy who then tries to make a move on me, hell to the no.”
  • you state firmly but also a tiny bit of you wanted to do it
  • “if i told you daniel was also playing would you agree? you know 7 minutes in a closet with daniel who knows what will happen.” he says teasingly with a wink
  • “DUDE! SHUT UP” you shout while whacking him multiple times on the arm
  • “okay okay okay okayyyy i’m sorryyyy, don’t hit me anymore, i’m too handsome to hit” seongwoo said while raising his hands up
  • you can’t help but groan at his antics and knew that he would insist you play and you’ll end up playing
  • plus a bit of you wanted to get stuck in a closet with daniel even though you knew nothing would happen except there would be awkward silence
  • “but pleaseee join meee” seongwoo said cutely while doing aegyo for you
  • “for fuck’s sake seongwoo, you look like a messed up deformed over grown puppy dog stop” you said bluntly
  • but then you continued “fine i’ll join” 
  • “YESSS!! YO PEOPLE Y/N’S GONNA JOIN THE GAME!!”
  • you quickly sit down and your eyes instantly meet daniel’s
  • he gives you a quick quirk of the eyebrow
  • and even from that your heartbeat quickens
  • you just shrug at him and give him a shy smile
  • he smiles his adorable bunny smile back and you can’t help but blush
  • anyways minhyun spun the bottle and everyone was chanting including you “JAEHWAN JAEHWAN JAEHWAN”
  • and of course it landed on jaehwan
  • jaehwan screamed with his famous vocal cords “OH HELL NOOO I DON’T WANT TO BE KISSED BY MINHYUN I AIN’T GAY!!”
  • “you totally are” sungwoon quipped teasingly
  • “don’t lieee jaehwan you totally want to get kissed by minhyun” you add with a smirk
  • then ongniel basically did kissy faces at jaehwan
  • minhyun who was tipsy, you didn’t know how though he never drank said
  • “come onnn jaehwan i know you want me” he said seductively jokingly of course not 
  • just imagine minhyun doing this tho i would die
  • jaehwan just scrunches up his face as minhyun pecks him on the lips
  • minhyun finally realised what he’s done and cringes so much while jaehwan is screaming 
  • while all the guys are either cringing or whooping super loudly
  • “daniel it’s you next! a kiss or seven minutes of heaven?” jisung says cheerfully
  • you’re already blushing and you don’t know why but you had a gut feeling that it was going to land on you
  • daniel says with a slight blush “7 minutes of heaven”
  • he spins the bottle and seongwoo being the cheeky little shit he is
  • tugs the rugs so it stops exactly in front of you this is skills y’all
  • announces super loudly and quickly before anyone says anything about him tugging the rug
  • “Y/N AND DANIEL INTO THE CLOSET” 
  • you and daniel look at each other with a mixture of mortification, embarrassment and just complete nervousness
  • you both enter the closet and you hear sungwoon loudly say
  • “7 MINUTES STARTS NOW!!”
  • you both entered the closet and you realise there was no space
  • you literally were leaning against daniel, you could feel his warm body next to yours and your cheeks couldn’t help but heat up
  • daniel was super nervous but also super happy since he hasn’t been this close to you for a long time 
  • you two face each other and you admire his chocolate brown eyes and his soft pink lips which you hate to admit but you wanted to kiss so bad
  • you saw his gaze flutter down to your lips and back up to your eyes
  • your heart beats super quickly knowing he was thinking about kissing you
  • there was an awkward silence for a few moments until he says softly to you
  • “hey how are you? we haven’t talked in a while”
  • “i’m okay i guess and yeah we haven’t really talked since the breakup” you say gently and without stuttering, you felt proud of yourself for not stuttering but you knew you were bright red
  • “oh right, i’m really sorry for kinda just stop talking to you after that but i’m sure (ex best friend’s name) explained to you why” he said sheepishly and he was also unconsciously biting his lip
  • making you think things you really shouldn’t and just shooting up your desire of kissing him right up the roof
  • you focus back to the topic and stop 
  • “no she never did” you say confused
  • “wait actually???” daniel said shocked
  • “nope, i get if it’s too personal and it’s all over now but could you tell me why?” you say shyly
  • “uh-uh-uh umm” he stuttered looking anywhere but at you
  • he then continues “well i broke up with (ex best friend’s name) because i liked you, y/n, and i guess i still do now but like i know you and seongwoo are a thing so it really doesn’t matter anymore and like i know this might be super awkward for you so i’m really sorry”
  • he said super disappointed 
  • your eyes widen and your mouth drops as you hear that you completely freeze up trying to process the fact that daniel actually LIKES YOU??!!
  • then you feel like you’re bursting with happiness and you don’t realise what you do but you basically jump into daniel’s arms
  • he’s so surprised but also confused because he’s not sure whether this means you like him or not but a bit of hope ignites in him
  • you lay your head on his shoulder taking his comforting scent in and snuggle into the crook of his neck
  • and you sweetly say in a giddy tone “daniel i like you too i have for months and months and months. I never said anything but i fell for you when you were dating (ex best friend’s name). i’ve liked you ever since then. plus me and seongwoo aren’t a thing we never were he’s my best friend and that’s it. you know that seongwoo knows that i like you?”
  • he faces you with a look of pure happiness and exclaims 
  • “actually?! he knows i like you too! that prat he should of just told me, he just had to make things complicated.” he says sweetly at first 
  • but i’m so happy do you know how much i’ve wanted to hear those words.” he says in a low raspy tone slightly seductive 
  • with your noses touching now and you don’t even know what came over you but you whisper in his ear seductively “i have an idea”
  • suddenly daniel captures your lips with his and you wrap your arms around his neck 
  • his kisses were lustful, passionate but also sweet
  • it was the perfect mixture of sexy and sweet just like him
  • his hands instead of holding your hips to hold you up goes down to your ass and he lightly squeezes it
  • you run your hands through his messy brown hair enjoying every single sensation of you kissing him
  • he lightly nibbles your neck giving you tiny hickeys making you moan a little and before you know it he passionately makes out with you again 
  • you hear someone shout “TIME’S UP!!”
  • the closet door opens and you automatically break apart and daniel sets you down lightly
  • with your top a bit astray showing a bit of your bra, his hair messed up and one of his buttons undone, everyone could tell something went on
  • everyone basically said “ooooooo did you guys get it onnnnnnn??” 
  • you both are blushing profusely trying to fix up your appearance  
  • not saying anything because everyone is just smirking at you two
  • you feel so embarrassed but at the same time delighted that daniel reciprocates your feelings 
  • you’re also so surprised with yourself because you’re never like that and definitely not the one to initiate stuff like it
  • and of course your embarrassment worsens when seongwoo basically screams so the whole party can hear
  • “HOLY SHIT Y/N YOU HAVE HICKEYS!!!????? DAMN DANIEL YOU GOT SOME MOVES MY BOY!” 
  • you blush so hard and you quickly try to cover them up and when you fail you just have your head in your hands
  • while seongwoo puts his arm around daniel winking while daniel just groans and shoves him off 
  • jisung looking at you two and deciding to take pity on you two announces “EVERYONE CHOP CHOP WE DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME IT’S SEONGWOO’S TURN!!”
  • seongwoo automatically focuses on himself lol same tho and says cockily “ladiesss be prepared to be swept off your feet”
  • then he actually ends up landing on jihoon and kisses him while doing sexy aegyo
  • you smile at jisung gratefully and you thank him as he gives you a quick hug and he just says no problem and goes back to the game
  • jisung is such a sweetheart and so underrated i love him sm
  • you feel an arm gently wrap around your shoulders and you see daniel smiling at you
  • your heart flutters and you smile shyly back at him and he gently whispers in your ear which makes you blush beetroot red but you end up giving him a small kiss in return for him saying
  • “that really was my 7 minutes in heaven”

ahhh shit this was super rushed so apologies i also made this like more sexual than usual but not too far so i’m sorry for people who did not like it, please tell me if you want me to or not include these sort of scenes for my future scenarios. this was a lot of fun to write though sorry it took so long i had a bit of a writers block ALSO TONS OF ASSESSMENTS AND TESTS cri i hate school. anyways as always PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE OR AN ANON MESSAGE to just chat, feedback but apologies no requests :((

THANK YOU FOR READING!!!

p.s. there was a lot of seongwoo cause he’s my bias wrecker and i love him sm 

Issues & Tissues : PART 1 ( Tom Holland x reader)

(Zendaya x  Tom Holland x reader x Cole sprouse )

SUMMARY : You have the biggest crush on your co-star Tom Holland. Although there has always been rumours of him and your other co-star Zendaya dating, you’ve always ignored it. You liked him a little too much to just let go.Too much to even notice another co-star, Cole, looking at you the same way you look at Tom. But what’ll be the outcome of your immense likeness for Tom? Will it be worth it? Or will you be left heartbroken when the fan theories of him and Zendaya prove to be true?

A/N: I’m sorry it took me so long to post! Hopefully, you’ll like this one :) Love you guys x


Since the day he first called you ‘darling’ to the day he shared his cup of tea with you, you were absolutely smitten. You were very much aware of the fact that he simply called literally everyone by that word and he liked sharing tea because he’s a kind man BUT you couldn’t help it, I mean, c’mon look at him! With his messy brown hair and his cheeky smile.. oh that handsome smile. One thing was clear- you were smitten. This quackson guy got the best of you this time.

The fact that you got to work with Tom every single day for 4 months didn’t help your case much either- everyday you found yourself falling more in love with him and his little ways. The other actors on set were Zendaya and Cole Sprouse. Yeah, that’s right- Tom’s ideal match Zendaya. They got along really well, their chemistry was inevitable, no wonder fangirls and the press shipped them so much. You would ship them too, had you not been so hopelessly in love with Tom. Seeing him and Zendaya do scenes together or even interact ! made you sore. Maybe they did like each other but eh, it’s easier to come in set, make-believing they don’t. It has almost been 3 months since you first met and I have to say, you did a pretty good job in hiding your hots for Tom. Nobody knew about it. Well, nobody except your best friend on set- Cole. Cole caught you way before you even admitted to your ownself that you were falling for Tom. You hate how easily Cole reads you. Best friends’ intuition, I guess.

Anyway, you and Tom got along pretty well too. He was always his goofy self, cracking stupid jokes every opportunity he got, doing 100 things at the same time but nonetheless, making sure everybody was having a good time. Work didn’t feel like work when you were with him. He would always give you the warmest hug- and to everyone as well. 

He made horrible attempts to break you out of your shy shell and in doing so, you found yourself falling for him. You don’t know when you started getting butterflies for this young South-west London lad. You found yourself searching for silly excuses to go see him or give him his tea. You would usually end up chatting with him about the silliest things on the red sofa which was placed in the middle of the set for..you were not sure why it was kept there but it had been there since the first day. It became your spot. You and Tom’s, to be precise. You would hangout there almost every 5:30pm because you and his free-time coincided at this hour only. Days when you didn’t have a single scene with him were the ones you dreaded the most. However, you always got to catch him on the red sofa over your mutual love for tea at 5:30pm.

You’re not sure if Tom has the same liking towards you, I mean, he’s just so nice to everyone! When he’s with you, he woud make you feel like you’re the only girl in the room. Pretty sure, everybody in the room feels that way when they talk to him. He’d always make the warmest cup of tea during your 5:30 couch time and tell you stories about his family and his sweetheart Tessa. Tom also had his way of making you blush by telling you how ‘wonderful’ you look every now and then. Yeah, it’s hard to tell if he likes you but you would like to think that he does..even if it’s just a little bit.

Right now, you’re lazily sitting on the couch with Cole. You have few minutes of break before heading for an interview.

 “I think he’s doing an interview with Z in the other room,” you nag as you rest your head on Cole’s shoulder.

He scoffs,”Geez, (Y/n), don’t be that girl”

You abruptly sit up straight,”What girl?”

“You know,” he nervously utters,”The green eyed monster bitten g-“

“Ufff, I’m not jealous,” you sigh and turn towards the other room where Tom and Zendaya are supposedly get interviewed,”I was just saying…” you drop your head.

“Aww,” Cole chuckles as he lifts your head up with his finger,”You’re adorable. I wish he knew how you felt,”

You move away and roll your eyes,”Like he’d ever like a slob like me when he has this gorgeous Z all over him,”

You meant it. You don’t think you have any chance with Tom. Regardless of the wonderful bond you shared with Tom, you always felt like Zendaya had the upperhand since she’s the one who got  to spend most of the time with Tom. She also has millions backing her ship with Tom.

“(Y/N),” you hear one of the crew assistants call out,”You and Cole are up next for  the interview,”

“That’s our cue,” Cole blurts before ruffling your hair.

“Hey!” you hit his arm. He chuckles in response.

You head towards the interview room.

”After you, ma’am.” Cole opens the door for you like a pro-butler.

“Thank you, Mr Sprouse” you chuckle at his fake courtesy.

Little did you know that in a few seconds time you’d be wishing Cole hadn’t let you in first.

Your heart drops. You lose your breath for a second.

On entering the room, you’re greeted by the sight of Tom and Zendaya kissing.

Something you had always seen coming.

Something you wished would never happen.

Something you dreaded.

Something that made your heart break more than you thought it would.

Suddenly all the butterflies in your stomach seem to have fallen dead.

The touch of Cole’s hand on your shoulder made you step out of the blackhole you were putting yourself into. “I’m sorry, I can’t-“ you run out of the room. You don’t know if Tom had seen you since you left so abruptly.

-

4 hours since the vague scene at the interview room. 4 hours since you covered your mouth and held yourself together as you bawled your eyes out on the bathroom floor. Much to your contempt, shootings were usually 6-7 hours long so that meant you had to stay here for few more hours. Other days, 7 hours felt like 7 minutes but today it feels like a lifetime. You’ve done a pretty good job at holding yourself together and ignoring Tom. You know you have no right to be mad at him, he wasn’t even yours in the first place. But it..hurts.

You thought he liked you. Maybe you were only fooling yourself but you really thought  he did. Maybe you got your hopes up too high but a part of you always felt like he did like you back. The way he’d always make you feel at home, the time you’d spend laughing and talking about everything on the lounge, the way- No, (Y/n), maybe all of those things meant a lot to you because you liked him, or even loved, but it doesn’t matter now. It shouldn’t matter. Because it clearly meant nothing to him. It meant nothing to Tom.

You still can’t get the image of him and Zendaya kissing. It’s funny how you can get your heart broken the same time the other person’s heart collides.

-

You’re now in Cole’s temporary trailer on the set. He spent the whole day making sure you weren’t alone and invaded the thoughts of Tom and Z. You have few minutes of break before your next scene. Cole has already left for his. You haven’t seen Tom since that incident. And you’re glad you haven’t. You even missed the 5:30 red sofa ritual you shared with Tom.

It meant nothing to him, you remind yourself.

You hear the door click open. You pull yourself up from Cole’s couch, “Cole, I was just-“

“Thought I might find you here,” Tom smiles lovingly.

You feel your stomach tighten. You open your mouth to say something but nothing comes out. You can’t even look at him, “I  was just leaving,” you quickly utter as you see yourself out.

“Wait, (Y/n). I didn’t see you the entire day! Where were you?”

“I was just-“

“And you didn’t show up at the red sofa either. You know that’s our thing,”

The last sentence made your fist tighten and your heart weak. Why, why does he do that?

“I’m busy. See you later,”

It took everything in you to walk past the guy you had loved for so long and pretend that your heart wasn’t breaking when you did.

“(Y/n)..” you could almost faintly hear him but you didn’t turn back. No, you weren’t turning back for him anymore. You had been a fool for too long. How could you have not seen this coming?

You continued to love him even though it was you against all the fangirls and the press. I did this to myself.

-

You spent the next hours of the day keeping yourself busy and avoiding Tom. Somehow you kept bumping into him more than usual. You ignored every attempt of his to talk to you. You played it cool and mellow to make sure you weren’t giving off any awkward vibes. You continued to remind yourself that he wasn’t even yours to begin with, so you don’t have any right to be mad at him.

           You were just shooting your last scene when you saw Tom walk into your area. Tom was well-known to have the most hectic schedule out of everyone so you have no idea why he was here and not somewhere else shooting his scene.

Just dropping by, I guess.

“And cut!”

“That was a great scene, (Y/n)” Emma, one of the producers, applauds you.

“Thank you,” you warmly smile as you grab a bottle of water to hydrate yourself, completely ignoring the fact that Tom is in here too.

“Great shot, (Y/n)” you hear another familiar voice approach towards you.

Shit.

“Thanks, Tom” you quickly reply and try to leave-abruptly, again.

“Wait!”

He’s too close for you to ignore anymore. “I’m getting late, I have to-“

“I can drop you home,” he says in a low tone, sounding almost melancholy.

“That’s okay, I have a ride! I’m sorry, I have to lea-“ you quickly make another desparate but successful attempt to leave.

You walk towards the changing room to grab your stuffs and go home. You quickly collect your bags  and walk yourself out of the set.

You were just about to get into your car when you heard someone call out your name again.

You turn around to find Tom, again.

 This has never happened before. In all these months of shooting, he has never made himself this available.

“Oh, Tom. I told you I have a-“

“So I’m guessing you saw, huh?” he bluntly utters.

“Saw, what?”

“You know what,”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Tom. I’ll see you to-“

“You know exactly what I’m talking about,”

You take a deep breath and a long pause. You’ve been trying to avoid him the entire day to avoid having this conversation but here he is, pestering you for the same. You know he doesn’t feel anything for you, he never did, but hearing him actually say that would be even more torturous. You’d rather pretend your heart didn’t break when you saw him kiss Zendaya and that you didn’t really love him just so you could get past the next days of shooting without wanting to breakdown everytime you see him. It’d be easier to pretend nothing happened.

“So what, Tom?” you sigh,”So what if I saw you and Zendaya kiss?”

“Is that why you’ve been ignoring me the whole day?”

“I wasn’t-“

“Please. I know the way you used to look at me but today you were just-“

“JUST WHAT?” you increase your tone out of frustration,”SAD?HEARTBROKEN? DEVASTATED? Is that what you want to hear? You want me to tell you that I could feel my heart sink and that  I wish that I’d never entered the interview room in the first place? God, I wish I could tell you. I wish I could tell you what you want to hear so badly but trust me, ‘hurt’ would be an understatement to the way I felt when I saw you kiss Z. And as for walking into the interview room, I’m glad I saw it.”

“(Y/n), I’m sorry, I-”

You cut him off. You hold back your tears and gather up all your guts as you complete your sentence,” You’re not the one of blame here, you weren’t even mine to begin with. You made me think that maybe you did like me, or maybe that was just me fooling myself. And there is nothing worse in the world than thinking you have a chance..,” you choke,”.. when you really don’t.”

And with that, you leave.

“(Y/n),”He immediately grabs hold of your hand.

“Let me go,”

“No,”

“Tom,”

“No,”

“Let me..,” you abruptly pull out your hand from his grip, “..go”.

And he did.

-

A/N : Please, it doesn’t have to end like this!!! PART 2 coming up  soon ;)

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anonymous asked:

I dare you to make a post about ALL the panels stating and emphasizing that Touka is cute/beautiful since chapter 1 of part 1

Mod K:

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DO THIS??? Damn, son. Okay. Challenge accepted!

Let me know if I missed some!

So, many people have spoken about or emphasized how beautiful is throughout the course of the series. Here are the panels that stick out in our minds the most when we think about our gorgeous queen!

Hide is the first person to acknowledge how cute and pretty Touka is! He takes the initiative by flirting with her first!

Next, Ken also acknowledges that Touka is definitely cute as well in the first chapter, even though he is primarily focused on Rize.


Some random dude also notices Touka’s beauty when she is taking Kaneki to have his mask made. Look at that little blush!

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Roadside Dreams (M)

word count: 4.8k

genre: the fluffiest fluff i could manage + smut ; tv host! hoseok + hoseok can build stuff idk what the title it would be

pairing: reader/wonho

summary: hoseok is a host for a show that renovates old school buses into dream vans/rvs. you’ve brought him a project and over time, you’ve developed a crush for the charismatic man, wanting to take him along for the long ride you’ve dreamt up; as does he, you come to learn.

dedicated to: my wife @honeyheonie bc she deserves some tooth-rotting wonho fluff. also one word to you mi amor: diddle

a/n: this is based off an actual tv show that i literally saw half of an episode of with my mom and i instantly thought of this prompt and just had to write it

music: all of seventeen’s love & letter album 

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So I’m a firm believer in the theory that the 15 Taylors in LWYMMD represent the 15 tracks. in this video we see 14 Taylors lined up and the 15 is hidden in the background which I will get into later. Now if this Theory holds true for each Taylor being a caricature/ personification of each track then it goes to question is it left to right or right to left? i say Left to Right.

now this means that BIKER TAYLOR would be our READY FOR IT gal. which looking her I can see why. she’s opening the album with it and she’s literally gonna give us the ride of our life hence why she’s  a fucking motorcyclist. So buckle up kiddos.

Now we bounce to Track 6 LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, say hello to RECEIPTS TAYLOR!!! now think about her in this video, we saw her crash and burn with the paparazzi having a field day. Also the end of the video where she says she’s getting receipts to edit later and she literally is the song Lwymmd. like im laughing here cuz bish a genius

SO now at the time this post is being created we are getting Track 8 and our leading lady is MET GALA TAYLOR. she truly is Gorgeous. please dont blockt me for that. anyway on to why im really making this post

track 14, BIRDCAGE TAYLOR, i really feel like this is the song that’s gonna tear our hearts out. think back to LWYMMD and her role in this. she lives in a gilded cage with lavish meals and a pretty swing to sit perched on. Everything at the cost of her freedom, she realizes she’s no better than a pet here with scheduled meals and only being taken out for the entertainment of others. a bird that wings have been clipped. who dreams about breaking free.

now we have track 15 our MYSTERY TAYLOR, she hasn’t given us much to go on with this one. her first appearance was here towards the end. the only one in the end scene without a real role. why? because she’s done playing by everyone else’s rules. she broke out of that gilded cage. look at her placement, standing above the rest and staring defiantly towards the camera. she’s in a position of power here. this is Taylor, not the media’s twisted narrative of her but the actual Taylor. She is closing this album out with a bang. this is why there are no bonus tracks yall because Taylor has said all she has needed to say with this last song. she took back her kingdom keys and now There will be no further explanation. there will just be Reputation.

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Pairing: Shawn x Reader

Request: Hiii great work!! can u do one about her not being liked by the fans??? Or something like that? Thanks xo

Warnings: Angst?? Dissing? Idk?

A/N: Ok so this might not be one of my best work but like pls bear w me, I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT!!!


“And now we’re back with the one and only, Shawn Mendes!” The interviewer announced making Shawn smile and wave at the camera

“Hello!” He said not being able to wipe the smile off of his face

“Lovely to have you here! We also hear that you are now officially on the market again!” The interviewer said enthusiastically 

“It’s good to be here! And… yeah I’m single.” he said trying so hard to not let his smile fall

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THOR: RAGNAROK- THE PERFECT ENDING

I know most of you have probably seen Thor: Ragnarok by now, but for those of you that haven’t, you should probably go see it while you still can!

I have to say, this is by far, the best Thor movie I’ve seen. And if it happens to be the last, well, I don’t mind (brb crying in a corner). But really. If this is the last Thor movie, it would serve as the perfect ending to the franchise.

I have always been a fan of Thor. No, it’s not because of Chris Hemsworth’s drool- worthy everything. It might be partly because of Tom Hiddleston, but mostly, mostly, it was actually my love for mythologies that made me appreciate it. As a lover of literature, mythologies have always been my favourite. And there’s so little about Norse mythology, that I was glad it got a chance to be made into such a spectacular, phenomenal movie, starring such talented actors.

With that being said, let’s delve into everything there is to love and look forward to when it comes to Thor.

(Warning: as always, spoilers ahead)

1. THE HUMOR

I did read an article stating that Tom Hiddleston admitted this would be the funniest Thor ever (I am using a lot of superlatives, I know. It’s just that great!)

And well, he wasn’t lying.

See, Chris Hemsworth is this unfairly, annoyingly perfect human being. I mean, he looks like a god, he can act, he can sing, he is a great dad to his kids, and it turns out, he can be funny. Countless interviews and even that little segment he did where Thor was taking a break with Darryl (see youtube video here, if you haven’t already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_mizUMlvUc)

So yeah, the beginning of the movie already had me laughing. (*spoiler content*) Thor was trapped in a cage talking to a skeleton I was like “wtf?” But what did it for me was when he was being interrogated by that fiery dude (don’t know how to spell his name) and he was swinging on the chain Oh.My.God. You would have to have watched it to understand.

The chain was rotating him around and every time he had his back to the evil dude, he would be like “Hold on.” And “I swear to God, I’m not doing this. It’s doing this on its own.” And it turns out, a lot of it was improvised. So bless you, Chris Hemsworth for your near perfection and humor.

 Of course, Tom Hiddleston also had his funny moments. One was when he was kidnapped by the great wizard, Dr. Strange. When he came out of the portal, he was like, “I’ve been falling for thirty minutes!” And I’m sure we’ve all seen the clip where Hela goes “Kneel.” And Loki is just like, “who dafuq does this bitch thinks she is? That’s my line!”

Also, ALSO! When Hulk comes out- Loki’s reaction is just pricless- omfg! You guys, you have got to love Tom Hiddleston for all the sass and attitude and facial expressions he can fit in Loki’s character.

2. THE CAST

Thor brings back familiar faces like Loki, Heimdall and *surprise, surprise* Odin. We even get a scene of Volstagg and Fandral there. But, we also have a slew of new characters. One, being Surtur (big, fiery dude I was talking about.) We also have big, bad Hela. And of course, Valkyrie.

Before we talk about the new characters, let’s talk about the old ones.

Loki. Loki. Loki. He has got to be my most favourite villain of all time. At the beginning of the movie, he is living it up as Odin and even builds a statue of himself. Of course, Thor (even though he isn’t the smartest Avenger) eventually figures it out. They have a somewhat happy reunion, before Thor asks for Odin.

Odin has been on Earth for some time, stripped of his power. He ends up in Norway (big nod to Norse mythology right there) and ends up dying in a sprinkle of golden little lights. Before he dies, he is somewhat able to explain about Hela ( who we’ll talk about later). But Odin, being Odin, he doesn’t stay dead and still appears to Thor in somewhat weird and creepy visions, and he’s sassy too. He goes like “Are you the god of hammers?” Well, excuse you All Father

Volstagg and Fandral. This is the part I do not like of the film. They were such lovable, lovable characters and Hela killed them without blinking. Like wtf? They survived this long only to die like that? WHY MARVEL? WHYYYYY. I mean, Pietro’s death is still fresh!!!

Heimdall. Our watcher has turned into some sort of Asgardian vigilante. He’s running from the law after what he did in Thor: The Dark World, but he also keeps the citizens of Asgard safe while Loki and Thor are stuck on the other side of the universe. Good job, Heimdall! You deserve a raise.

And now *drum roll*

THE BIG BAD. Hela. She is this combination of deadly (ugh duh goddess of death), jealous and powerful. Not really great for Thor, whose hammer is also destroyed by her. And to top it all off, she is the first born, not him. Ouch. Talk about living a lie. See, Cate Blanchett does a great job of playing this death goddess who revels in destruction and killing, but I think it’s the way that Hela is written that doesn’t really do it for me. She’s just so full of hate and wants to take over the nine realms. She is evil to the core, and so, there’s not much going on besides her being a powerful enemy. Sadly, compared to Loki and other villains, her character falls flat. I mean, even Ultron- who was a robot- had some twisted reasoning to all his evilness. At least she had a dog. I want one. All that aside, Cate Blanchett is still gorgeous and talented and I love her!

Valkyrie. I was impressed with her fighting skills, and even though she was drunk, she still won. Way to go, girl! She also feels a lot like a female Thor to me, and maybe that’s why they’ll end up together? I don’t know, but I think that’s where Marvel’s heading with these two, especially since Thor and Jane broke up. (Ikr! Just like that?! After everything that happened in The Dark World?) Still, in the comics, they did get together at times, so it’s not that surprising if the writers go there.

Surtur. Big, bad fiery dude. And when I say big, I do mean big. He is prophesised to destroy Asgard and bring about Ragnarok, when he grows to be as big as a mountain. See, but I’m not telling you if he succeeds. That, you’ll have to see in the movie.

3. THE BROMANCE IS REAL

The thing I’ve always loved about Thor movies is the relationship between Loki and Thor. It’s so real and raw and funny. They really capture how siblings act irl. At least, that’s how me and my brother are. I just assume most people can relate. I love how Thor has finally, finally learned, that Loki will always try to get the best of him. I also love how Loki will come to his brother’s aid no matter their differences. In the end of the movie, when Thor is sitting in his “throne”, I’m happy to see Loki standing there beside him. And that scene in the room! Where Thor was like “If you were here, I might actually give you a hug” and Loki catches whatever Thor throws at him because he is there! WAHHHH MY FANGIRL HEART

4. THOR’S TRUE POWER

Even though Odin could’ve put it nicely instead of being like “Are you the god of hammers?” (see now, I know where Loki gets all his sass from. It wasn’t spending all that time with Frigga) It’s true that Thor’s power doesn’t come from the hammer. Still, Mjolnir was a character all on it’s own. I’m gonna miss that hammer. My most favourite parts of the movie were when Thor used his powers without the hammer. It was so cool seeing his eyes go all blue and lightning just zapping off his body. His fight scene with the Hulk was e.p.i.c. EPIC. 

He would’ve won if it wasn’t for that cheating Grandmaster! Seriously, dude? And then Thor also zaps Hela with a hella big blast and she flies out the window. DAMN. DAMN BRO. Thor kicks ass without that hammer. I wonder if it’ll be like that in Infinity Wars and what the reactions of his fellow Avengers might be. *insert smirk*

There were other great parts of the movie- the other gladiators wanting a revolution, Korg (omg Korg, I love him. And the fact that he is voiced by the director makes it even funnier). And the end credits! Goosebumps! I love Thor. I really wish this wasn’t the last movie. But right now, I’m really, reallyyyy looking forward to Infinity Wars.