i also have this weird thing for his back

why-am-i-up-at-3am  asked:

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* MORE HEADCANONS. srs tho yours have got to be my fav i'm a slut for meme voltron shit.

happy season 2 my dudes!!

  • pidge swore off nature forever after getting a mosquito bite on a family camping trip
  • lance: “hunk is objectively perfect in every way” pidge: “false” lance: “explain” pidge: “he eats pineapple on his pizza”
    • lance, through clenched teeth and with visible effort: “hunk is… objectively perfect…… in……… every…………… way……………………..”
    • lance is a dedicated stan which is good because sometimes hunk tests his loyalty
  • real talk, all of them believed in aliens before the whole voltron thing. they’re space nerds who went to space nerd school and i know for a fact that it’s almost impossible to take an astronomy class w/o walking out convinced that They’re Out There
  • coran: *goofy space uncle with sick mustache* also coran: *lowkey the most likely in the castle of lions to have killed a guy*
  • when alteans are young their shapeshifting is really hard to control
    • so: 10 foot tall purple-haired green-skinned toddler allura
  • shiro’s in a weird mental place where he’s constantly stressed but also so used to things going wrong that when something does he’s like “well I suppose that’s a thing that’s happening”
  • has anyone else noticed that keith’s knife is like strapped over his butt
    • [galra soldiers corner the paladins] “alright i’m warning you, if you guys don’t back off right now my man keith here is gonna pull out his ass knife”
Mister Hockey and the boy crying in the kitchen


Here’s the first part of a fic- AU where Bitty and Jack meet for the first time at the EpicKegster. 

Note that the second part of this is not written yet, and I’m crushed under my to-do list, so don’t expect it soon and please don’t ask when the next part will come, I don’t know. But I wanted to share this with y’all, so I hope you enjoy. 

I apologise for errors, typos or weird sentence structure, all my editing power is and will be concentrated on my own novel, so ha. 

pairings and warnings: pretty much what you get from the canon





Jack went down the stairs with a huff of annoyance. The first floor of the Haus was packed from wall to wall. Loud thumping music, laughter and yells that were barely tolerable from his room now seemed almost tangible, crushing him from all sides. He could already feel the beginnings of a headache.

He pushed his way through and managed to reach the kitchen unscathed. Only three guys were sitting at the table, loudly debating Plato’s cavern versus the Matrix, and another was leaning on the counter near the stove, muttering to himself.

Jack opened a cupboard, swore under his breath when he saw that it was empty of their usual mugs, glasses and bottles. He took a new red solo cup from the enormous pack available to all, and filled it with tap water, trying to ignore the guys at the table.

‘…aren’t you the most precious thing, baby…’

Jack turned around. The guy next to the oven was muttering endearments with a southern drawl- but there was no one next to him. He wasn’t even holding his phone.

Jack had a doubt. Was the guy talking to him?

‘Yes, you are lovely, a bit old, but I would love you, and take care of you, and create glorious things with you, oh sweetheart, if only…’

The guy was not talking to Jack. He was talking to the oven.

He was also, apparently, completely drunk.

‘… better things than pizza rolls, you can be sure of that, you sexy thing…’

Jack was a moment away from heading back to his room when he heard a sob.

‘… but it’s not to be, pretty thing, you and I will have to go our own separate ways and- sniffle- get with our own lonely lives and - oh lord, I’m being ridiculous-’

‘Huh-’ started Jack. ‘Are you okay?’

The guy turned around. He looked older than Jack expected. At least, he seemed to be over eighteen. Jack only had an impression of eyes and blond before he got the drunkest and fakest smile he ever saw in his life.

‘HI!’ said the boy. ‘Gosh, you’re big.’

‘… are you okay?’ repeated Jack.

‘Why, yes, of course! I’m peachy!’

‘You’re crying.’

The guy seemed surprised by this fact. He dried his tears with the sleeve of his hoodie and made a dismissive gesture with his other hand.

‘Don’t mind me, sweetheart, I’m being silly.’

‘…You were crying,’ insisted Jack. ‘And talking to the oven.’

‘Well, no one else seemed to give her love, so I figured-’

He stopped himself and looked at Jack.

‘You’re the Captain of the hockey team,’ he realised. ‘This is your house. This is your oven.’

‘…Yes? In a manner of speaking?’

‘What’s her name?’

‘Whose name?’

‘The OVEN,’ insisted the guy.

‘She- it doesn’t have a name?’

‘Blasphemy. If I had the chance to own such a lovely baby, I would name her something adorable! Like Daisy, or Betsy, and I would bake everyday, I would make pies and cookies and biscuits and-’

He burst into tears.

Jack threw a look around. The guys at the table were staring at them.

‘Dude, what’d’you do to him?’

‘Nothing!’

‘D’you break up with him or something?’

‘No! We just met! He was talking about the oven- and then- and then-’

He made a helpless motion towards the crying boy.

‘Maybe you should do something about it?’ suggested one of them.

‘Like what?’

‘Dunno. Something. To make him stop crying.’

Jack hesitated. He thought about retreating to the safety of his room, where the music didn’t hurt his ears and blonde strangers didn’t burst into tears at the sight of a kitchen appliance.

Awkwardly, he lifted a hand and patted the guy’s shoulder.

‘…there, there,’ he muttered, feeling like the most ridiculous man on Earth.

He got several thumbs ups from the table residents. Which didn’t help his predicament at all. The boy was still crying.

‘Hey, hey, shh, don’t cry, everything is going to be okay…’

‘You don’t know that!’ wailed the blonde boy.

‘Okay, you’re right. Maybe, huh, what could make it right?’

‘I want to BAAAAAAAAAKE!’

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I went through all the times Dark made an appearance in yesterday’s videos again, including the old ones (don’t blink, don’t move and relax). Here are my thoughts (this turned out way longer than planned, and it’s not even all, yay for way to much theorizing?):

If you’ve found the Exit video, you know that after you go through the door, you see Dark smiling at you and you get put back into prison. Dark made the loop. Like @caustic-synishade​ pointed out here (and Mark “confirmed”): he wants you to get stuck in the game. Now I was thinking, why the prison? Mark even said at the beginning that he’s seen us before, so that would make more sense right? But consider this: the only way you can get Mark killed in the game, without Dark making a clear appearance, is by choosing to split up. That event only occurs when you escape the prison again, Dark wants you to find this other option. This way, you make it easier for him to take over. He doesn’t even have to go through all of the trouble of killing Mark, you took care of that. (More on Dark taking over later)

Originally posted by septicpotato

So, Dark makes a clear appearance when you choose the Horror play in the theatre. There are some (okay, way too many) things that caught my attention regarding his powers. First, Mark disappears. Dark appears on the stage, your vision gets stretched and weird. Next thing you know, you’re somewhere else, with Dark in front of you. This, suddenly appearing somewhere else, happens a lot in the videos with and without Dark. The ones with Dark are more sudden, unlike the other ones, where Mark hugs you, puts his hands before your eyes, etc. I think he also did this during the Exit video, like I pointed out before, when you are suddenly put back in the prison. This makes me think that Dark is capable of some serious telekinesis (I have so much more to say about this! So I’ll probably do a different post on what I think Dark’s powers are, with more detail and research).

His behaviour is also very interesting (during the Horror, Freedom and Left videos)! Like @http-jack​ says in this post (thank you for putting my thoughts together so well!), Dark is serious business. He wears a suit, makes sure he speaks clearly, puts his hands behind his back and has good posture. This guy is bursting of self-confidence and he doesn’t play around. But that doesn’t mean he never loses his temper. Every single time he raises his voice, you can see that he didn’t mean that to happen. He fixes his tie and jacket, sighs and continues his speech. If we say that the options Dark gives you at the end of Horror are the “canon” times he made an appearance, then he’s been around since June 2012. More than enough time to get seriously pissed off.

Originally posted by markfangirl

Not only his behaviour, but also the things he says lead me to believe that Dark is anything but happy with Mark.I’ve been pushed aside. Replaced. Mocked. And then, he had the gall to not invite me to his little adventure with you. No more. Never again. It’s my turn now.
He’s angry with Mark’s arrogance and ignorance towards him. He’s waited long enough, giving Mark the change to do this willingly, but if Mark won’t let him in, he’ll do it himself. He’s jealous of all of the attention Mark’s been getting, while he was humiliated and forgot. He’s desperate to show off how stupid Mark was for ignoring him. “Take your pick, anything of four different choices. More than he could’ve ever given you. (…) If dinner is what you want, then I can provide. And I can take you wherever you’d like to go. (…) I can give you anything! (…) There’s nothing you, or he, can do to stop me!” He shows off how strong he is and how weak Mark is beside him. He straight up says he can give you so much more than Mark, you just have to let him in, it’s as simple as that.

Dark’s loving all the attention he’s finally getting. He’s putting up one hell of a show. He shows off his powers, mocks Mark and he pretends he gives you a choice (with the loop the choice at the end of Horror). Even though Mark puts up a fight, I don’t think Dark ever really leaves or gave any of us a choice:

I’ll talk more about the difference in the speech of Mark and Dark in the Right and Left videos in the powers post, but at the end of both videos, it’s clear Dark is still there. When you “accidentally” kill Mark, it’s clear Dark’s still here and here to stay. “But now we’re going to be together, forever.”
If you actually shoot Dark, he’s not gone. In the Right video, your vision is still somewhat distorted, but the actual Mark is there. Dark never left and he didn’t actually give you a choice, he took control. It’s his turn now.

Now, I was thinking, why is Dark so obsessed with getting a connection between you and him? “I’ve been waiting a long time to get some, personal time between us. (…) So, now that we are here together, we can really get know each other.”
Consider this: he needs us. He can take over Mark, but Mark’s able to push him out. But we’re not. Mark’s there in his physical form, we’re not. He knows that Mark cares a lot about us, so what does he do? Make us suffer. He loves to see Mark suffer (in don’t blink and relax, Mark’s hurt in some way), and he knows he can hurt him by hurting us.

Originally posted by markfangirl

If you read the whole thing, thank you! I’d love to hear your thoughts on this. I’ll do way more theorizing on things like: Is Dark there the entire time? What are his powers? What even is he? How far does this rabbit hole even go? Who knows Dark, who knows.

if you kinda dropped adventure time back around season 5-6 because of flame princess drama or the fakeout with finn losing his arm and stuff like that (like i did) i’d HIGHLY recommend catching up again

the last few seasons have absolutely been the best the show’s ever had. and finn’s grown a ton as a character, to the point where he’s finally capable of keeping things totally platonic and chill around pb and flame princess instead of being a weird horny teen obsessing over relationships that’ll never work out. also he finally got his robot arm

Starstruck || M

►Character: Vixx’s Leo || You

►Summary: Working at a secluded, confidential, military base,Of course, you would see different weird things,But you didn’t expect to see a hot alien,Demanding for you to follow him back home.

►Genre: Smut; Alien!au

►Word Count: 7 434

► Here is the long awaited alien!vixx for Leo. For new readers, I used his stage name to suit the storyline. Also read the other member version too if you’re intrested. 

► Btw, if you guys have any suggestion on how what kind of plot you want to see for other member, feel free to drop it in my inbox. I have some ideas but I’m not sure about it though lol.

You watched. Stared. Or glared. Through the thick layers of glasses, you watched him. A tall, built figure was strapped on a chair, different wires attached to his body, connected to different monitors around you. His torso was flawless. On his temple there’s a black pattern, decorating them. Hidden from your vision, you knew that there’s the same pattern that ran down his spine. You catch a glimpse of them when the assistants strap him on that chair, stripping off his top to stick the wires on his chest. You were glad that his eyes were closed. But he wouldn’t see you even if they were open since you’re in the observation room protected by thick layers of one-way glass. The man you were glaring holes into, who called himself as Leo, is an alien. The reason you were glaring at him is because he had attempted to kidnap you earlier. You didn’t know how he managed to get in your lab. The first second you heard the blaring siren rang through the base, lights went out leaving you in the soft hue of the emergency lights and the next thing that you know he was standing in front of you, dressed in a black bodysuit and soft blue light glowing from his body. 

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instagram

Ok so as I said I have many feeling about this, and they are not good, I’m going to talk about aother video first then come back to this one.

Some info first, this is Laine Ashker, or Lainey on Insta, and the horse is Debakey he’s a 4 year old Holsteiner.

Ok she got the ride on him on Apr 20th, and a week later she posts this video to her instagram- 

A post shared by Lainey Ashker (@laineyea) on Apr 27, 2017 at 11:27am PDT

Let’s go through this. The first jump looks to be 3′ or so, why on earth are they jumping a 4 year old that hight?
He’s obviously over jumping it by a lot, but she knows he over jumps smaller stuff, in the first video she posted of him they were jumping him over smaller stuff then that and he was over jumping it. So why would you put the jump up and make it a oxer when you know he over jumps? He obviously doesn’t know how much effort he needs to put into getting over the jumps, so keep him at the smaller hight until he figures it out then raise the jumps, he’s only 4 years old there is no need to rush him like this.

Then the second jump in the video, here’s a still-

So I’d like to remind you that’s she’s had him for a week at this point, that he’s only 4, and that he’s not very sure about “normal” jumps. So all of that begs the question, why are introducing him to him to stuff like skinnys? To me a reaction like this would tell me I’d rushed him, and that he’s not ready for things like this. I’d certainly not post it to Instagram being proud of it.

Ok and finally to the first video. At this point she knows he will do weird things when faced with new things, like in the skinny video, so why on earth would you ask him to do a bank jump? Especially a two part one, she is so fucking lucky he managed to catch himself before the second bank, he would have landed on his neck. And when he landed that front left twists so much that when I watched this for the first time a had one horrible moment when I though he had broken that leg. I also want to know why she didn’t just take him down the second back by itself, it’s smaller, and if he did someone like this there is no chance of him hurting himself on the second part of the element.

So basically I think he’s to young to being doing any of this, she’s rushing him badly, and that he may end up injured if she keeps pushing him.


@clickerhorse you wanted me to write about this so here it is! Sorry I didn’t yesterday but I got home and crashed.

Character Names in Fantasy

Anonymous asked: “I’ve been making my names for my main characters, but should I have a balance of ‘normal’ names and unusual? It is fantasy, so would I be able to have many made-up names?”

When naming characters in fantasy, while you do want the names of your characters to fit in with the world, you still want to strike a balance between belonging and memorable. Memorable in this case means, not out there and otherworldly, but easy to pronounce and recognize within the story.

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“This Is...” Masterpost

(I feel like I’m missing a perfect opportunity to title this as ‘This is a Masterpost…’)

But here’s a collection of the This Is series that I’ve been working on! I figured I’d have one giant post since I keep touching in on different characters here and there. It’ll give me the chance to explore some new characters and come back to others! :D Also, for your enjoyment too, all in one post~
PS: You’re more than welcome to suggest some things to me too. c: I don’t mind at all~

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anonymous asked:

Let me say to start with that ur blog is awesome!!!!! Idk if anyone has asked yet but could you list the biggest turnons and kinks for rfa and saeran? Thanks! :)

Hi anon! 

I’ve already done something like this (mostly kinks), but i’ve got nothing better to do, so i’m doing it again :3

Enjoy!


Yoosung

  • we all know this boy is the biggest submissive ever
  • anything involving d/s relationship is totally fine with him
  • as long as he gets to be the sub
  • he also loves pet play
  • as for turn-ons, i’d say basically whenever MC acts all bossy around him
  • honestly, they could give him a boner just by telling him to do something with their “serious” voice

Zen

  • i’ve already said it but !!! mirror kink !!!
  • also a big fan of praising
  • especially if MC is the one praising him
  • he happens to have a thing for MC’s thighs, so you can bet your ass that some fancy stocking will make him hard as a rock
  • same goes for the rest of MC’s body, basically 
  • pulling his hair is also a good way to awake the beast, if you know what i mean

Jumin

  • one word:
  • d a d d y
  • you didn’t see that coming, did you
  • light bondage is a big yes for him, and so it is for d/s relationship
  • this time, he is the dom
  • he definitely has a thing for MC dressed as a cat, so we could say this is his biggest turn on
  • but also MC’s voice when they’re trying to act all innocent around him

Jaehee

  • kink? what is a kink?
  • can you, like… eat it?
  • jk
  • vanilla princess has no kink at all
  • she does have a thing for MC’s back tho
  • it’s not weird, don’t judge her
  • so whenever MC arches their back in that way, she needs to excuse herself and disappear until she regains her composure
  • same thing for MC’s lips
  • and kisses
  • oh boy does she love kisses

707/Saeyoung

  • this boy is sadistic as fuck
  • i mean, he said it
  • so we could say he definitely is into some bondage/bdsm stuff
  • but i’m pretty sure he is a switch as well
  • he would never admit it, but his biggest turn-on is seeing MC wearing his clothes
  •  unluckily for him, MC knows it too well

Saeran

  • boy needs to be in control of his partner’s body
  • big fan of restraints of any kind, from rope to handcuffs
  • he also has a bit of a choking kink
  • but just a bit
  • absolutely loves when MC is wearing leather
  • or when they’re eating ice cream and they drop some on their body
  • especially on their neck
  • damn i want ice cream now >.<
I’m Saying Baby

Pairing: Grayson Dolan x reader

Word Count: 547 words.

Warning: Mentions of sex. I don’t know if that’s a warning, but it’s there now

Summary: You’re dating Grayson and you join them for a video where you have to read out dirty fan fiction. Then Ethan finds one about you and Gray and makes things weird. 

A/N I can’t remember exactly what they say in this video, so I made most of it up and just based it on the video idea. Also, I just want to put out that I have nothing against smut with them or the people writing it. This is purely based on their reactions to it themselves. x

Originally posted by hothothotgg

“We’re back!” Ethan yells making you jump a little. You were so distracted by your train of thought. You return to the moment looking at the camera. Grayson intertwines his fingers with yours and you squeeze his hand gently. 

“Today we’re joined by the lovely Y/N and we’re doing something that scares all three of us,” Ethan laughs. 

“We’re reading out dirty fan fiction,” Grayson adds and you sit quietly letting them do their thing. You like being in their videos, but you don’t say that much because it’s their YouTube and the fans are there to see them together.

“I’ll go first because I found an amazing one,” Grayson says with a smug smile making you laugh. As he starts reading out you notice Ethan’s face getting redder and redder. 

“That’s enough!” Ethan says covering Grayson’s mouth when he doesn’t stop. Grayson just laughs and they begin play fighting. You look through your phone to find a good story. Moments later Grayson has stopped reading out loud. 

“You got one, baby?” he asks in his raw voice. You nod starting to read one about Grayson. When you say the word “daddy” he steals your phone away. 

“No! Why do people say that?” he almost yells making both you and Ethan laugh. He probably hates that word more than you do. But he has the funniest reactions to it. 

“I’ve got you good, dude!” Ethan says starting to read out. 

“This one is for the both of you. It’s a Grayson x Y/N fan fiction,” he smiles starting to read out. You feel your face get hot. You never even stopped to think that people might actually write about you. Grayson looks at you and you can see the embarrassment in his eyes.  

“Ethan, stop,” Grayson laughs trying to grab his phone but Ethan continues. Grayson goes a little quiet until Ethan starts making sloppy “sexy” faces. 

“At least it’s well written,” you say with a laugh placing a kiss on Grayson’s cheek. Ethan is on the brinks of tears reading it out as he tries not to laugh too much. You guys finish up the video after reading out a couple more. You manage to find one about Ethan, which makes him shut up. It’s a funny video and you know the fans will love it. 

“I can’t believe people write about the two of us,” Grayson says as you’re packing up. Ethan is already editing the video since it’s Monday night. 

“It’s a bit weird, but I guess it isn’t much different than fictional characters,” you say with a smile. Grayson nods thinking it over. 

“I love the fact that our fans love you almost as much as I do, but I don’t want to share our sex life,” he pouts making you walk over and wrap your arms around his waist. 

“I’d prefer if we didn’t share it either,” you laugh raising an eyebrow. He starts laughing as well when he realises how it sounded. You peck his lips but leans down for more. 

“God, I leave you for two minutes,” Ethan says and Grayson is quick to throw a pillow at him. Ethan runs off with a laugh making Grayson groan. 

“You can kick his ass later. Right now I want to cuddle.”

let's go back to our cocoon

Summary: Post 4x03. Bellamy, trying to get back to sleep, wakes to Clarke entering his room. Rated G. WC: 2220

A/N: this is my first work in the fandom & it’s been a long time coming. likes, kudos, reblogs, and comments are all very much appreciated. let me know if i should write a pt. 2! / title taken from “cocoon” by milky chance

tags: fluff & angst, sleep cuddling, canon compliant

“Bellamy!”

He stirs at the sound of his name, eyes opening into darkness. This is usually how one of his nightmares starts: Clarke running, calling his name—her voice filtered through the blackness as if nightfall could be a physical place that blocks them in. He can’t get to her, can’t see her. She just keeps calling his name, the sound of her voice made tinny as it ricochets off walls that keep her in and keep him out. These walls are impossible to find, even running straight at them with his hands stretched out, as if breaking a bone is the least of his problems.

But this is no nightmare because this time, a door opens. The rectangular plane shifts, becoming thinner and thinner as light begins to burst from the hole it leaves behind. Bellamy, raising his head, props himself up on his elbows and squints.

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dating kj apa would include...

- HES A FAKE GINGER

- don’t let his ginger hair fool you it’s all fake

- oh but wait you already fell in love with him

- you’d always prod at him to talk like archie because when they’re not filming he uses his native accent

- that’s vv hot but you also love his american accent

- a lot of times you would talk to archie instead of kj

- because you guys were super weird like that

- like you’d have full blown conversations with archie andrews (you said you were helping kj with his improv) about the weirdest things like cat litter

- i feel like kj would take you to that pop’s food truck like all the time

- like the employees would know your order already kinda like how they knew jughead’s on riverdale.

- i also feel like kj would be the little spoon just to make jokes on how you cling onto his back like a monkey

- but at the same time he’d love wrapping his arms around you and pulling you closer

- then you’d make jokes about how he was the monkey.

- okay where can i find a kj apa

spicyboikeith  asked:

I love your Voltron Fam AU so so much! I really love ace Keith. After Pidge came out to her dads did she and Keith ever sit down by themselves to talk about it? Like did she ask why he married someone who wasn't ace and he explained his and Shiro's "Ace Deal" thing? You're Au is my favorite Voltron AU, you've done a beautiful job developing it.

Ace Pidge and Ace Keith are my faves and thank you!! :((( <3

[The Voltron Family] So when Pidge came out as ace, knowing her Daddy Keith was ace as well made her feel better, made her feel… valid—made her really happy for being one. The following night, when she was done with her homework, she went to the third floor and visited her dads’ study room because she knew her Daddy Keith was there.

Pidge: *sees the door open but knocks anyway to get Keith’s attention*
Keith: *looks up from his laptop* Oh, hey, pumpkin. Do you need something?
Pidge: *smiles* 

She approached her Dad and she didn’t bother grabbing a chair. She went straight to Keith and hugged him after giving him a kiss on the cheek. And only because she could because she was Pidge Shirogane, she sat on Keith’s lap while wrapping Keith’s arms around her tummy—like always.

Keith: *smiles* *hugs Pidge* So, anything in particular why we’re doing this now? At 6pm? Before dinner? Not that I mind. I’m up for this and all.
Pidge: *plays with Keith’s fingers* *hums* I’m just happy.
Keith: Really now? Why so? 
Pidge: I’m glad that you’re just like me. I’m happy to know I’m not weird or anything. I’m just happy. I’m happy to know that someone who’s ace can have a happy life and can actually get married.
Keith: Awwww, Pidge. *kisses her hair* Again, there’s nothing wrong with being ace. You can’t change that. It’s who you are and no matter how much people tell you “You’ll find someone soon who’s going to change that,” that’s going to stick. I found your Daddy Shiro and I’m still ace. So. *shrugs*
Pidge: *sudden realization* But Daddy Keith didn’t you say that… you… you know. Do The Thing with Daddy Shiro.
Keith: *flushes* Ah, yes. I do. But like. Not all the time. *chuckles nervously* A bit rare actually if you think about it. 
Pidge: *blushes* Oh. Like how rare? Not to pry or anything—-
Keith: *clears his throat* *whispers quickly* Threeyearsnowactually.
Pidge: *turns around* *eyes widens* THREE YEARS? Of what? Not doing The Thing??? Is that it? THREE YEARS?
Keith: *tightens his hug* Shhhsh! Don’t say it out loud. Also don’t tell anyone. Oh my god. This is such a weird topic to talk with you. *sweats nervously*
Pidge: *chuckles* You’re really cute when you’re so flustered. Have I told you that? 
Keith: *frowns in annoyance* I’m your old man. I’m not cute. 
Pidge: *goes back to lean her back on Keith’s chest* But wow. Three years. And Daddy Shiro’s fine with that? 
Keith: Don’t underestimate your Dad. *snorts* He’s gone longer.
Pidge: What do you mean? Now I’m curious. Also, I’m curious you married someone who isn’t ace. I thought that for someone who’s ace to get married, ya gotta fine another ace or else it won’t work out. 
Keith: *smiles thoughtfully* To be honest I never thought I’d get married actually. I’ve never thought of it. I thought I’d just travel the world alone when I have enough money. But now, I could do that but only with an additional 4. *chuckles*
Pidge: So how exactly did it happen? What made Daddy Shiro so special? 
Keith: All three of you know he was my first boyfriend, right? In fact, he was my first relationship. He knew I was ace but he still wanted to be with me. I wasn’t sure it was going to work out so I made him a deal. I told Lance about this already actually. He calls it “The Ace Deal.” *shakes head in amusement*
Pidge: What’s that?
Keith: Basically, if your Daddy Shiro wanted to be with me, he cannot touch me—sexually. *hums*
Pidge: *eyes widens* Oh. And did he— 
Keith: *shakes his head* He didn’t. I thought he’d think it was ridiculous and try something along the way, but he didn’t. He was true to his promise and we were together for 8 years. 
Pidge: He lasted 8 years. He didn’t— *smiles so wide* Oh my god? That’s so… amazing and just… *hands in the air* wonderful? Daddy Shiro is so wonderful? I mean *rolls eyes* I obviously knew that but this makes him even more? 
Keith: *nods* *chuckles* He is. He is wonderful. That’s why 3 years is nothing.
Pidge: *leans down again and smiles to herself* I’m so happy for you, Daddy Keith. I’m happy you found him. I hope I’d find someone like that too.
Keith: I hope you will, too, sweetheart. No pressure, of course. If you don’t want to be with someone, that’s okay, too. 
Pidge: *hums contentedly* Hmmm, I don’t mind living with you both forever.

Their moment was disturbed by a sudden knock. They both looked up and saw Shiro by the door.

Shiro: Dinner’s ready. 
Keith: *smiles* We’ll be there.
Pidge: *smiles so widely* Daddy Shiro, you’re amazing.
Shiro: *blinks* Why, thank you, sweetheart. *smiles softly* I hope you’ll say that about my cooking, too. *chuckles* Now, cmon. You can cuddle later.

Something Keeps bugging me about the whole Blue Sect arc.

As of Chapter 127 we’ve lost Agni, something that I think caused a lot of heartache in the community and has given rise to a lot of theories, all of which have a lot of valid points. The only thing is, I feel like I’m missing something here. Maybe I’m wrong and maybe I’m looking far too deeply into this, but it seems a bit odd, and kind of coincidental, that both times that something big has happened in regards to Ciel’s backstory (in earlier cases it’s from the readers learning about what happened to him that night) and in this case Agni may have discovered something about him that he didn’t want known.

The thing is, and again I can only stress that this is instinct and guts telling me this, that I feel like something is not right with what we’re seeing here. Much like what happened with Count Cain where there was a huge misdirection until the very end of the story where in a big reveal happened and made everyone double take. Now I don’t know if Yana is pulling that off here, but given the similarities to Count Cain, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was trying to pull something similar off here.

My reasoning for questioning all that we’ve seen and all that we know comes from some images that keep bugging the heck out of me in relation to Blavat and what he wears.

I guess I have to start back at the beginning with the whole issue of How Blavat knew who Ciel was, and work from there because all the pieces are not quiet fitting yet.

It’s been theorized that Blavat knew about Ciel through the word of various people (Undertaker, John Brown and even an unknown Shinigami have come up) but two sets of people have not been spoken of, and I do think they deserve mention. The S4, formerly P4 and Viscount Druitt. Now this might seem odd of me to point them out but we do need to look at them as a possible unintentional (in the form of the S4) and intentional (Druitt) leaker of that information to Blavat and in the case of Druitt, someone that seems to have the moxie to help work on this. But I’ll get to him in a second, let’s start with the P4/S4.

We know that the group somehow came into contact with Blavat, although no one outright explained how. Given the fact that the last time when they were in trouble Redmond contacted Druitt who had them get in contact with Stoker, this could be an easy way to believe that Blavat let them become who they were for the groups. Keep in mind that if Druitt did tell Redmond about Blavat, then it could be easy to see him finding easy pickings with the boys who were feeling low and guilty about their crime.

Now if Blavat showed the kindness to them that they needed at the time, then it’s not beyond the realm of reason to believe that any one of the boys, probably even Redmond himself, could have easily spilled the beans on Ciel and Sebastian. After all they were there when Undertaker and Sebastian fought and had a full view of that. Consequently we know for a fact that Greenhill does know about Ciel and Lizzy’s engagement due to Edward, as we’ve see in the Weston arc.

So taking that into account Blavat could have easily surmised upon Sebastian and Ceil coming in: 1. who they were based on the knowledge he had from the S4; 2. could have easily figured out that Ciel was Lizzy’s fiancé and ran with that, and 3. figured out that Sebastian wasn’t exactly human. He never outright called Sebastian a demon, only that he was a black hole, and this he probably got from hearing tales from the boys regarding events at Weston. Remember what was said, Blavat is very good at reading people, and for all Sebastian’s skills, he showed a “tell” in his reactions to what Blavat said was right. This was all he needed to get people excited and throw Sebastian out.

Now let’s say it wasn’t the boys (although I have a high guess that it was) that informed Blavat, then who else knows enough about the Watchdog to at least give us info about him to Blavat. Well, I point to Viscount Druitt. You might say, “But he’s a comic character and we haven’t seen him in a long time.” This is true, we haven’t but we have felt him in various ways.

The last time we officially saw him was in the Atlantic Arc where he was on the boat and we learned that he was part of the Phoenix organization. A group, mind you, that was created probably under the guidance of the Osiris group we’ve heard of. Both names are about beings that are rising from the dead, and what is the Blue Sect doing, keeping people from dying. This is, I think, something important that we keep forgetting about.

We know from facts that Druitt is not a man of scruples. Hell he was having a human trafficking party and was willing to cut up Ciel to sell his parts to bidders. Not only has he shown himself to be an idiot, which I think is more a ruse to keep people from figuring things out, but he’s also been shown to be mixed up with the Aurora Society and through them, Osiris. Now that might be a slight hint of something but there’s a lot more.

Going back over the chapters I noticed a pattern with Aleistor Chambers, or Viscount Druitt. Every time something weird comes up in regard to Ciel, save for the Witch arc (and I’m not 100% sure he didn’t have some influence there), the circus arc (which I have to wonder if one of the groups that Druitt was selling to may have been the same group that tried to kill Ciel), and the murder arc, he’s been involved in some form or another. Be it in a funny way (Curry Arc as a judge) or a more direct and serious way (his actions caused trouble for Ciel and Sebastian in the Atlantic arc) he has been there and influencing things in his own –odd –way.

This brings me to some facts that I noticed. Firstly we know that the Blue Sect is being supplied a good form of money. We’re assuming that it’s coming from the Lords, but what if it’s not. Given the setup of the rooms, we can see that not all of them are well off. We also know that Polaris –who has the most common room –is a butler and someone in the serving class rather than the upper class. If these four lords were really well off, wouldn’t they have better rooms?

So, assuming for the moment that the money is not coming from the Lords to fund this operation, then who would have the time or the money to set this up? Well while the Aurora society is gone, technically, the Osiris group is not, and we know very well that Druitt is alive as we’ve seen his image showing up on the Shores of the States. This, I think, actually should be looked at given that Osiris said that it wanted to see what happened and the ship was heading for the states (making me think that there are some members there and not only in England). If Druitt is still in the states –or even if he’s come back –he would still be well off enough to help with this set up since its well within his means to.

We’ve seen that he has the cash to throw lavish parties, as seen in Chapter 7 when he got hold of Ciel. Given the size of the event that’s happening, he’s probably not the only one supplying the event, but…basing on what the Queen indicated, that there are various classes attending, then it wouldn’t be hard to believe that the owners of shops donate the food. So if he’s not having to pay for the food for all those people, then it actually saves him money if he is behind the bulk of this.

We also have to consider that the music hall had to be purchased by someone, and that large amount probably wasn’t picked up by Blavat, so again someone like Druitt could easily do that. Not only that but the room that Ciel has to go in is certainly lavish in the ways that the count likes, and we have seen that he’s certainly one that likes the lavishness of life.

He’s also the only one that seems to want to be linked with Rome, and given the costumes that the boys wear it’s hardly a surprise.

 Also, if you think about it, who else would be willing to pay for such outlandish outfits? It fits right into all his weird looks.

Furthermore there’s other clues that indicate that Druitt may have a hand in this. 

Going back to the earlier chapter we see Ciel was taken into the back room in a secret wooden door that lead to a room where Ciel points out that there’s a “sweet” (“strange?”) smell, and then passes out into sleep. He wakes up later in a cage trapped by Druitt. 

Now, in Chapter 113 Ciel notes that there’s a strange smell in the air, and the last time that that happened he fell to sleep. The last person to pull that trick off on him…Druitt.

We also know that Druitt is not dead, nor gone, as we saw he was placed Christ like, on a cross. Foreshadowing into the religious iconography in the Blue Sect, perhaps? I think that he’s probably assisting in some way. We also shouldn’t forget that he’s a doctor among other things and would have a working understanding of the medical items that we’re seeing being used on the various people. If he is working with Blavat, then why? Well it could be his own ego, but I think there’s more to it. Back in Chapter 59 we saw him get serious, and he seemed very dangerous in that moment.

So why would he tell Blavat about Ciel or Sebastian. Again, he saw it all. Back when they were on the ship he was “passed out” during the fighting, but given the situation I don’t think that he didn’t miss a thing. 

Considering that he did indicate with a wink that he recognized Ciel later on “cock Robin” it’s not hard to believe that Druitt could have done his own digging and gotten info on Ciel and given it willingly to Blavat. After all Ciel did help wreck what he felt was his plans and so forth, so there is that.

Now do I think that Druitt is the mastermind behind everything? Not really, at least not yet, but he does seem to have enough skills to at least be a part of it.

The other thing that’s bugging me in a large way is the religious aspect and the way Agni died. Why target Soma of all people?

See the thing is that the Queen is right now in charge of India, the death of one of her Allies sons would not go over well with the people there. People, who, at that time, were very much starting to become less willing to have peace. So how would his death in the end benefit her? I don’t think it or Ciel’s would.

We know that she did punish him for his actions during the circus arc, but she never set up for the murder of anyone that was innocent. The guy that she had killed was directly working with her Grandson whom she’s going to be going to war with in the near future. The Blue Sect is working in direct opposition to what she wants. They’re, as Sebastian pointed out, winning over people’s hearts and thus their minds. This is something that she doesn’t want. The Queen needs her people to be on her side.

She noted that the people would be dealing with business deals, religious activity and war. If anyone can come in this means that there could be a German spy there. If there is one or someone who has sympathy to the Kaiser then that would not help her at all because, like the German diplomat that she had Gray kill, there’s a chance that it could benefit him and thus allow Germany to take control of things. This she cannot have for not only her kingdom, but her own personal life as well.

So then the question is, who’s benefiting from the Blue Sect? My mind goes to Osiris as a whole, but I don’t know enough about them. But again Druitt comes up as a possible suspect here. He would not only gain power, but given his need to have an empire for himself, it wouldn’t be surprising, given his morals that he would offer up the UK whole sale if he could be Cesare himself.

The other thing that caught my attention was the number of knives in Agni’s back and the stars on Blavat’s outfit. The whole arc has been hinting at religion as part of the theme. Religion and liberties are two very big things that hit people in the heart and the mind. Given how the Sect operates, almost like a cult, it was odd to me that while there was a feel of Catholic like hymns and such there wasn’t any Christian iconography (crosses, doves, angels, lambs) things that normally would connect to the normal catholic aspects.

However there are hints of Hinduism that revolves around this story. The set up very much runs counter to the idea of the class system, important to both Indian and British societies at that time (and still is in some cases). Yana made it clear that all walks of life are welcome at the event, something that surprises Edward as dance halls are mostly for common folk. Later via Sebastian we learn through two of the evening ladies that songs are a great way to get an idea across to the common folk. It’s also important to note that the set up for the food is laid out in a way that all can partake of it, another hint at both catholic and Hindu views of things depending on the sect.

Now one thing I have to note and this is very important here, the color blue. Blue in Hinduism is connected to bravery, manliness, determination, and the ability to deal with difficult situations, a stable mind and a depth of character. 

Lord Rama and Krishna are two very well know religious figures in Hinduism who were colored blue as an honor for their actions.

Using the color blue would then denote in regard to the blue star that this was a person of the highest cause and position in the ranks.

There’s more there too. These ranks are divided up into four groups: Brahmin (priestly), Kshatriya (defense), Vaisya (agriculture and business), and Shudra (menial labor). We’ve seen that the four lords seem to embody this. Sirius doesn’t speak up when talked to by Blavat but we know that he or she is seen as the highest member of the group. Second one to speak is Canopus, who probably represents the defense, this followed by the twin voices of Vega (and the Vaisya –or wealthy commoner –covers merchants in Agriculture and business, showing a set of twins to represent those two aspects) and then Polaris (a butler as the lower class or the labor).

If Blavat is a priest or a Brahmin to the sect then that would explain the clothing that he wears all the time. His outfit is pulling from various religious organizations, but the thing is he’s wearing an outfit that’s a lot like Agni and Soma in visual similarities.  This has me wondering why there is so much connection to the Hindu aspect of this story. Well given what just happened I would hypothesized that this whole arc is a set up for Soma going forward and using hindu symbolism could be a part of it.

One thing to note about the four casts is that they each represent some part of the body. Preists are the head bring wisdom and knowledge (something the songs that Blavat wrote seem to indicate that Sirius does), Canopus is the arms (allowing for fighting much like Lizzy), Vega (given that there’s two) could be the legs (and agriculture and business were two of the driving forces in England at the time the story takes place) and last Polaris the most common, this is technically the intestine but in this case I’m going to assume it indicates the internal organs (if you view Polaris as the butler then his actions is to make sure all the other parts run and are well fed but does so behind the scenes).

Then there’s the thing that I finally figured out why it was bugging me. The stars. Each one is eight sided and I started to wonder what that could indicate. In Hinduism there’s a star known as the Star of Lakshmi, which represents Ashtalakshmi, the eight forms, or kinds of wealth, of the goddess Lakshimi. This also represent eight elements. 

“In the Bhagavad Gita, Lord Krishna says: “Earth, Water, Fire, Ether, Spirit, Intelligence, and Ego are my 8 separate energies.”

Every single star in the Blue Sect has eight, including the ones of the doors to the four lords.

The only issue that falls with the eight sided star is that there’s a ton of esoteric meanings, too many to mention here (including ones about aliens). There’s also the story related to Chinese tradition about the eight pointed star.

In Chinese tradition, the eight pointed star was a way to concisely depict the entirety of the Universe. It was believed that the Sky Emperor T'ai-Yi resided in a palace at the center of Heaven, at the top of the eight pointed star’s axis, from which he ruled the eight divisions of Heaven.

These stars are known to denote life, from birth to death.

I know this might seem rambling, but I tried. I’m just having trouble seeing all the pieces fitting. There’s also the fact that Agni and Soma are both hindi names for Sun and Moon and the seven knives in Agni’s back have a number of meanings in Hinduism including: Seven stars that are a group known as Sapta rishid, and then there’s the Seven Promises, and Seven Reincarnations, as well as the seven worlds of the universe and the 7 Chakras.

In essence by killing Agni (Sun) that means Soma (moon) has nothing to light it way right now, and Soma has to become his own light.

Apologies for the wall of text. 

anonymous asked:

yo i wanna callout magnus and taako. sometimes they call merle 'dad' and honestly its a little weird. actually they also do this thing where magnus starts talking with a weird voice and taako yells at him until he changes back to his normal voice. is it an inside joke that i just dont get?? they have to be mocking us in some way, right? idk but its disrupting the office and i'd like them to please stop

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Just imagine Jon being evil and protective over Damian. Both Batman & Superman trying to get back their sons, and Jon just harshly rejects their help, stating that they are unable to protect Damian. Bonus points if Damian was unconscious in that tube thing with Manchester Black. Just imagine Jon being being possessive over Damian sleeping form.

Right?! Like I would have almost loved if Black Dawn took a turn like that. Where instead of being tortured into the brainwashing, he just gets in the brainwashing and Jon figures out his own weird set of morals and realizes that it’s not just that Superman is bad at his gig - all adult heroes are. They can’t protect anyone, they can’t protect children. So he gathers up Kathy and hides her safely behind Damian’s tube thing, meanwhile fighting the dads in front of Damian’s tube thing, screaming that they can’t get near him, they aren’t allowed, because he will not let Batman or his own dad get Damian hurt again, for as long as he lives. 

And Damian doesn’t wake up until way later, after Jon has spirited him and Kathy away into hiding away from everyone, and will not let another human being near any of them. Damian and Kathy are his now. His family. His to protect. His to love. And he will fight and maybe kill anyone who tries to get near them if he has to.

haha honestly, I’ve been trying to think up a story/scenario to write a fic about, where Jon is still evil/’Superboy Black’ and takes Damian/can only be stopped by Damian OR where they’re super-villain husbands where Jon is Superboy Black and Damian is (reluctantly, maybe due to Jon (ie would be evil to stay with his beloved), or by his own choice) the next Demon Head/Ra’s al Ghul (not mindwashed, he is still himself) and basically their families and the whole world is fucccccccccked.

But. I haven’t thought up a story yet, so it hasn’t happened haha. 

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Hi! Lately I'm seeing a lot of theories that Destiel is canon but only from Castiel's side and it makes me really sad :(( What is your opinion? Do you agree with this?

Hellooo! :) Aww please don’t be sad! *hugs* 

Look, in all fairness, as you might know I’m not Team ‘I think Destiel will go explicitly canon on the show’. :p 

To clear that up; that has everything to do with the decisions I think the producers/showrunners/writers will make in the end, and nothing much with me thinking that it ‘isn’t there’ or that the ship lacks the building up to it or the potential in general. 

In fact, Destiel is so close to canon already that probably one or two well written episodes with some simple (even if very subtle) gestures would be enough to pull it off. Like, it needs zero effort at this point to make it believable to anyone who doesn’t have heteronormativity goggles glued to their head, or isn’t blinded by extreme hatred towards even the possibility of a romantic relationship between the two of them. 

But I think we also have to consider the type of people they are. Wearing his heart on his sleeve; ever since Cas learned how to feel and love, that has been his thing. He doesn’t feel bad or weird about saying it as it is, showing his emotions, in a way that is often almost blunt. That goes for the good and the bad. Even back in season 9, we see this. “I always appreciate our talks and our time together,” he randomly tells Dean as if it’s nothing, even though Dean would never say something like that (even though it might as well be platonic) unless he’s on the verge of dying. 

And it’s always been like that; Castiel bluntly says what he thinks, whether it’s good or bad, and then there is Dean who avoid emotions (and mostly talking about said emotions) like it’s the plague, especially when it’s positive emotions/signs of affection.

Which is why I think that for Castiel; by now he’s able to properly communicate his feelings in both words and actions, and having never done this before in like the ten million years that he’s existed, there is little to no nuance to it, so to speak. He’s in that stage of ‘jeez, tell us what you really think’, and he has no shame there. :p But then there is Dean, and for him we have to mostly make do with seeing it in his actions, instead of him just saying it like that, whether it is to Cas or others outside of their relationship. Burying his emotions and what he feels is pretty much his default setting (even though he’s slowly learning), but I feel like his actions do definitely show what his words can’t quite tell us. 

We do see it often though, every time when we see the blatant difference between how Sam acts when something is wrong with Cas, versus how Dean acts when something is wrong with Cas. They’re all supposed to be good buddies, but there still is a significant difference between how Dean treats Cas versus how Sam does. And that has nothing to do with their difference in personality; if it did, Sam would be equally affected, if not more. 

Like in 9x03 when Sam is a bit shocked, but Dean goes completely berserk when he thinks Cas is dying. Or 11x18, when Sam keeps his cool but Dean can’t and is heartbroken when he tries to free Cas from Lucifer. Or the entirety of season 11 for that matter, where Dean constantly pines and Sam makes sure if ‘he’s okay’. It’s not a matter of the both of them comforting each other about Cas being possessed, it’s always Sam comforting Dean. 

I could give you a hundred more examples but this is already getting long. :p 

But I guess what I am trying to say is; if any Destiel is going to be in there at all, I don’t think it’ll be like this. I feel like either they will keep it ambiguous from both sides (most likely), or at least make sure to avoid ‘the gay’ altogether if they don’t want it being part of the show. Besides, Dean’s never been shown to have feelings that profound towards anyone outside of Sam (whom he practically raised, so they have the relationship as deep as a parent would have with a child, which nothing could compete with), and the effort that he’s put into his supposed ‘love interests’ is almost laughable if you compare it to his relationship with Cas and the lengths to which he goes for him. 

Dean might be showing his feelings in a different way, but I don’t think they’re inferior to Cas’ feelings, if it makes you feel any better.