i ain't got time for any of it

  • Master Sword in Skyward Sword: I'm here for u bro
  • Master Sword in Ocarina of Time: sure I'll let this Literal Child wield me as long as he takes a long healthy nap first
  • Master Sword in Wind Waker: ah yes, another Literal Child. Sure I'll let them hang out w/ me
  • Master Sword in Breath of the Wild: I'LL KILL ANY WUSS WHO TOUCHES ME THIS AIN'T NO SUPER WEENIE HUT JUNIORS YOU PUNK
  • Ezio: //challenges Vieri de Pazzi to a very public street fight in broad daylight
  • Edward: //storms Spanish Man-O-War shouting bloody murder, cannons blazing
  • Jacob: //starts massive Gang War in the middle of Piccadilly Circus
  • Arno: //sees any sign of conflict "Hahahaha nope nope nope bye losers ain't nobody got time for that Arno out" //parkours out the nearest window with an armful of stolen baguettes

distinguishedillusions  asked:

Got another prompt about curly hair Lance- so, there ain't no straighteners in space, what's this boy do when he realizes he has to show his curly hair? (I imagine him not washing it for as long as possible but then what?)

*cracks knuckles and is ready to use my information on curly hair to rock this ask*

-Lance HATED his hair as a kid. Mostly because his mom was not gentle when it came to brushing his hair. And any time it was brushed it never looked like it.
-as he got older, he learned a lot of different ways to style his hair. But he likes it most when it was straighten.
-his hair did sort of calm down as he got older, it’s mostly curly now, but it’s more wavy.
-when he realized that Altean’s didn’t have straighteners, he wasn’t to mad, but damn does he wish for one.
-he makes do with a blow dryer and a brush, but it still maintains some curl, but not much.
-the first time everyone really saw how curly Lance’s hair is, he had just gotten out of the shower and hadn’t been able to blow dry it straight before the alarms were going. His hair had dried curly by the time they won, so when everyone was chilling in the lounge area. You can definitely say they were to surprised to see Lance walk in with really curly hair.
-Allura really likes it because it’s very light and bouncy. You can bet they complain to each other about the horrors of curly hair.
-Lance misses the shampoos and conditioners that he left back on Earth, because while the Altean stuff works ok, it never really brings back the sense of home.
-Lance did let his hair row long once in middle school. He has sworn Hunk to never tell anyone about it. Especially Keith.
-his hair is the softest thing ever. Even Allura and Coran are impressed. No one knows how he does it.
-after the team finds out about his curly hair, and have given numerous positive reviews, Lance start to let his hair air dry more, if only to make the others happy.
-playing with his hair is lance’s favorite thing. His sisters used to do it all the time back home so he loves it when one of the team will play with it. (Allura and Pidge do it the most.)
-you can bet your ass that he pushed Keith to take better care of his hair. Lance can’t stand looking at all the snarls in his hair because Keith doesn’t always brush.


This is all I got for now. Thanks for suggesting it and I hope it lives up to expectations! If you guys think of anything to add on, don’t be afraid to add it! I love it!

List of DISNEY starters - Put one in my ask!
  • "Because it's true love!"
  • "I want so much more than they've got planned."
  • "I just can't wait to be king!"
  • "The human world... it's a mess."
  • "This can't get any worse, can it?"
  • "I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face."
  • "Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you."
  • "Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."
  • "You don't even know him!"
  • "Memo to me. Maim you after my meeting."
  • "Hmm. Don't know, don't care. How's that?"
  • "Even miracles take a little time."
  • "I ain't biting no more butts."
  • "Something brought you were here."
  • "Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble."
  • "I'm surrounded by idiots."
  • "Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
  • "Be our guest!"
  • "And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever."
  • "Who says we have to grow up?"
  • "You're the one. The one I've been looking for!"
  • "If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk."
  • "Would you like to stay for dinner?"
  • "How do you spell love?"
  • "When was the last time you let your heart decide?"
Guardians of the Galaxy Sentence Starters
  • "I have no words for an honorless thief."
  • "What's with giving tree here?"
  • "That's mine!"
  • "Ain't no one like me 'cept me."
  • "It's cool to have a code name, it's not that weird."
  • "Like I said, she/he's got a rep."
  • "Whatever nightmares the future holds are dreams compared to what's behind me."
  • "You wanna get to him/her, you go through us. Or, more accurately, we go through you."
  • "I'm with them."
  • "Take her down to the showers. It'll be easier to clean up the blood."
  • "Her/His life is not yours to take."
  • "Your words mean nothing to me!"
  • "Why would I put my finger on his throat?"
  • "What I'm saying is, you want to keep her/him alive."
  • "I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
  • "Asleep for the danger. Awake for the money as for frickin' usual."
  • "Your demeanor is that of a pouty child."
  • "This is one fight you won't win."
  • "I've heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal."
  • "You must be joking."
  • "No, I've really heard they find you attractive."
  • "You need my what?"
  • "Spare me your foul gaze, woman!"
  • "Why is this one here?"
  • "Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement."
  • "Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."
  • "I told you I have a plan."
  • "That was a pretty good plan."
  • "They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that's rude! They folded yours!"
  • "Screw this then, I'm not waiting around for someone with a death wish."
  • "This one shows spirit, he/she shall make a keen ally in the battle."
  • "You're an imbecile."
  • "What is that?"
  • "That's
  • "No one's blowing up moons."
  • "You just wanna suck the fun out of everything."
  • "If we're gonna work together, you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."
  • "I am not a princess!"
  • "Your ship is filthy."
  • "You got issues."
  • "I can't tell if you're joking or not."
  • "There are no regulations whatsoever here."
  • "It's dangerous and illegal work. Suitable only for outlaws."
  • "This is not respectable establishment."
  • "That's the first thing you've said that wasn't batshit crazy!"
  • "It's just a negotiation tactic."
  • "He is not my father."
  • "Why would you risk your life for this?"
  • "I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance."
  • "Who put the sticks up their butts?"
  • "The melody is pleasant."
  • "I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!"
  • "He/She has no respect!"
  • "You just wanna laugh at me!"
  • "No one's laughin' at you."
  • "He thinks I'm some stupid thing, he does!"
  • "I didn't ask to get made!"
  • "Suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich."
  • "Fine, but after all this I can't promise I won't kill every last one of you."
  • "See that's exactly why none of you have any friends!"
  • "You shall send a message for me."
  • "We're all very fascinated, but we'd like to get paid."
  • "I will no longer be your slave!"
  • "What the f-?"
  • "What do you still have it for?!"
  • "I can't believe you had that in your purse!"
  • "It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!"
  • "Or we could give it to someone really nice who's not going to arrest us and will give us a ton of money."
  • "I think it's a good balance between both worlds."
  • "Wait here, I'll be back."
  • "I hated you least."
  • "You'll die in seconds!"
  • "I saw you out there. Something came over me, and I couldn't let you die."
  • "Something incredibly heroic."
  • "They're all idiots!"
  • "None of this would have happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a frickin' army!"
  • "All this rage... Is just to cover my loss."
  • "Everybody's got dead people. It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way."
  • "There's only two of us!"
  • "You're. Makin'. Me. Beat. Up. Grass!"
  • "I'm coming for you."
  • "You dare to oppose me?"
  • "Normal people don't even think about eatin' other people!"
  • "Is that what she's been filling your head with? Sentiments?"
  • "You kill me now, you are saying goodbye to the biggest deal you have ever seen."
  • "How about trying to
  • "This is what we get for trying to act altruistically."
  • "I have a plan."
  • "You're copying me from when I said I have a plan."
  • "I have part of a plan."
  • "That's a fake laugh."
  • "Life's giving us a chance to give a shit."
  • "I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."
  • "I will fight beside you."
  • "Now I'm standing. You happy? We're all standing. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle."
  • "This is a terrible plan."
  • "He says that he's an a-hole, but he's not 100% a dick."
  • "I don't believe anyone is 100% a dick."
  • "For the record, I advised against trusting you."
  • "They got my dick message!"
  • "No one talks to my friends like that."
  • "Finger to the throat means death."
  • "You can't. You'll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!"
  • "Dance off bro, me and you!"
  • "I'm distracting you, you big turd-blossom!"
  • "I might be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one."
  • "I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future."
  • "What should we do next? Something good, something bad, bit of both?"

anonymous asked:

I have no idea why Yuta's so hot though? Like of course we've got Taeyong and his god-like features, Jaehyun and his prince-worthy handsomeness, Johnny and his daddyness, but Yuta?? Like he ain't ugly ofc, but why does he just exude sO MUCH FUCKING SEX APPEAL HE GETS ME SO HORNY ISTG I only ever cum when thinking about him and he's not even my bias wrecker I hate Naked Mole Toe Judas and his ability to get any girl's panties wet with one look.

like, idk how much time he spends in front of the mirror making those faces to himself, but he really fckin knows wut women want
liek— i guess that’s whut happens when u literally looked the exact same before and during puberty as now. u just been hot ur whole life and this is whut he was made for?

him when 16:

him the fuck now:

Originally posted by nakamotens

he been snatchin bitches his entire existence…. 

ur choice of words got me cracking up

pll ships as memes
  • ezria: i, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, i am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband, from the hair to the suit, do you not have ANY value or respect for originality??? you're a laughing stock. it's cheesy, it's disgusting, i personally find it artistically atrocious.
  • emison: no it's becky
  • haleb: *shoving breadsticks into purse* sorry i have to go immediately
  • spoby: why the fuck you lyin why you always lying mmmoh my god stop fuckin lyin
  • jaria: rare pepes
  • paily: none pizza with left beef
  • spaleb: ain't nobody got time for that
  • vandermarin: hoe don't do it *hoe does it* oh my god
  • vandergomery: surprise bitch i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
  • sarily: damn it moon moon

anonymous asked:

(I promised I checked ur FAQ, but if I read wrong, pls forgive me, Ily & don't want to annoy u ;-;) I have clip studio paint too, (tbh, #bless, that Mac users got options too. There used to be only SAI-tutorials, & none for any affordable programs for Mac.) and I was wondering, do you have the X-version or standard version? If so, do you find the price for X-justifiable, or is standard good enough? -Pls pardon the poor writing, I ain't got many characters y'know?

No worries at all, you read the FAQ perfectly ^w^
I have the EX version I believe?
So, yeah, the fanciest version XD
Um, I would say it’s pretty good? But at the same time I’m not sure it’s worth the price difference :O
I think the best thing you get is the clip studio assets thing, which gives you access to fanmade materials  and brushes o3o
I think standard is pretty good :D

  • Anonymous: "Percy, say an embarrassing situation involving you, your mother and a song."
  • Percy: Hey mom, can I ask you something?
  • Sally: "Sorry, I ain't got no money."
  • Percy: What? Are you kidding me?
  • Sally: "I'm not trying to be funny."
  • Percy: Oh, I see. By the way, where's the car's key?
  • Sally: "But I Left it all at home today."
  • Percy: Mom, are you listening to me? You are so distractive.
  • Sally: "You can call me what you wanna."
  • Percy: Really?
  • Sally: "I ain't giving you a dollar"
  • Percy: I DON'T WANT ANY MONEY!I WANT THE CAR'S KEY.
  • Sally: "This time I ain't gonna run away"
  • Percy: Okay. I'm done.
  • Sally *removes the headset*: Percy? Are you talking to me, honey?⁠⁠⁠⁠

anonymous asked:

COLIN,TONY!!! what do you think about the fact that people ship you two????

colin: well, i can’t exactly go on ships… unless there’s some sort of internet connection there, no one can do much in my digital world. not to mention, i am 95% electronic based, so putting me anywhere near water could possibly lead to me shorting out and/or my possible death. so, ships are definitely not for me!

tony: colin’s right, he could die. now, even a machine like himself can run out of time, but if he were to die by water, that would be quite the untimely death. both of us would not prefer that, don’t you think?

colin: [nods thoughtfully]

tony: not to mention, i run on batteries, so if any water got near there, i could potentially die, too. now, while i do talk about time running out and such, i’d rather not have mine suddenly run out, especially for such a silly reason!

the signs as things people have actually said in class
  • aries: *cuts ruler in half* *holds it up to private area* t WELVE CEN-TA-MEE-TA
  • taurus: (talking about substitute teacher) you buy her for two dolla offa Craig's List
  • cancer: you godda wear protection cuz if ya don't then nine months later baby gonna be coming and it gonna be a white baby but you wanna have a black baby so you godda spray paint it black
  • gemini: they had to take blood to check for diabetes cuz you know, all dis fat
  • leo: tHE DEATH AND RESURRECTION OF CHICKEN LITTLE
  • virgo: *completely silent* *runs and slides across gym floor* cOCK
  • libra: *throws school materials out the window* aIN'T NOBODY GODDA KNOW
  • scorpio: *flings rubber band at someone as it makes a weird noise* *teacher looks over + asks what the noise was* iT'S THE WEIRD RAIN OUTSIDE
  • sagittarius: how do people run like this my engines all run out
  • capricorn: yoUR BABIES ARE GONNA BE THE SIZE OF COCKROACHES
  • aquarius: *holds up two fingers with two detached glove fingers on them* I GOT TWO CONDOM
  • pieces: *dead silent in classroom* hey, John Karl, ya got any crack?
4

Peter Frampton 💘

  • <p> <b>psychic:</b> *reads my mind*<p/><b>my mind:</b> How did my father die? 49 times, we fought that beast. Your old man and me. It had a chicken head with duck feet, With a Woman's face too. Aw, that's rad! And it was waiting in the bushes for us, Then it ripped off your dad's face. He was screaming something awful. In fact there was this huge mess, And I had to change the floors. The floors? You see, his blood, it drained into the boards, And I had to change 'em. But we all got a Chicken Duck Woman thing, Waiting for us. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Yo, Never knew My dad He didn't Care about me.Dead horizon, Is all my macro binoculars see. Moisture Farming All my life And not a drop spilt. My aunt and uncle, double suns, And sippin' blue milk. My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk. But then a desert hobo came and told me, We all got Chicken Duck Woman thing, Waiting for us. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Hold me when I open like a flower. Hold me right.Yeah, I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time,A long time. I think my cooking's awesome. I've got her picture in my photo wagon. Ha ha, keep it poppin'. Yeah, She'd probably love to Honky tonk. (She'd probably love to Honky tonk.) That's what I said.I used to ride,Across the desert.You know, I used to glide, On my speeder. Pray that I don't find, What I don't wanna find. Waitin' for me 'round the corner, Oh no, no. I used to ride, Across the desert. You know, I used to glide, On my speeder. Pray that I don't find any more, Crispy bodies by the door. 49 times, yeah it was 49 times. And now it might be waiting for you. Could be hiding behind that scrap pile. That's just a big cow. I know you really want someone to hold you, But we all got a Chicken Duck Woman thing, Waiting for us. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of love.I used to ride, Across the desert. You know, I used to glide, On my speeder. Pray that I don't find, What I don't wanna find. Waitin' for me 'round the corner, Oh no, no. I used to ride, Across the desert. You know, I used to glide, On my speeder. Pray that I don't find, What I don't wanna find. Waitin' for me 'round the corner, Oh no, no.<p/><b>psychic:</b> what the fuck<p/></p>

I was scared that season 7 of Game of Thrones was going to spoil me for the books, but everything is either a) widely accepted fan theory supported by loads of text or b) literally worse than any fanfic I’ve already read.

I mean they didn’t even include the real Dorne plot, Riverlands plot, Vale plot, the Aegon plot, or the extent of the Mereenese knot, which is what I want to know about tbh. All they’re doing is big theme crap lots of people guessed at years ago.

Like, Kaidan’s a Major, which is OF-3, equivalent to a Navy LCDR IRL.

But he’s been on the ground with his biotic company or whatever, not ship command stuff, which makes sense. Ground command, not ship.

And Ash. Okay, not only is her promotion from NCO to OF-3 actually impossible in a world that makes any kind of sense (there wasn’t enough time for that to happen; at most, she could’ve come into ME3 as an Lieutenant, like Vega), it probably would’ve made more sense for her to stay an NCO? Gunnery Sergeant/Staff Sergeant, maybe.

Signs Respond to "Will you marry me?" / Being Proposed to
  • Aries: "I don't know, do I get to choose shit?'
  • Taurus: "Awkwarddddddd.."
  • Gemini: *stops you in the middle of proposing* ho don't do it *walks away*
  • Cancer: *cries while saying "yes" over and over again*
  • Leo: "Ok, even though other want me so bad because I'm hot, ok"
  • Virgo: "WE NEED TO START PLANNING, SHIT NEEDS TO BE PERFECT"
  • Libra: "Oh my, oh my wow! Unexpected.. HA HA"
  • Scorpio: "Only if we have a sex contract that says we'll forever have sex and make love. Yes they're both different"
  • Sagittarius: "I dunno, ask me tomorrow"
  • Capricorn: "You better not have asked any other hoes. Ok you didn't? Ok, yes let's get married"
  • Aquarius: "Ain't nobody got time for that"
  • Pisces: *blushes* yes my love! yesss! *admires ring*

anonymous asked:

holy fuck so you're telling me that Widowmaker took the chance to get back at every time Tracer's called her luv and good god you just know WM ain't gonna stop calling her that in any further encounters. Fan fic writers got some sweet deliverance today.

Widowmaker also called her sweet.

While pointing a gun at her head, but still. I mean it is Widowmaker after all. You have to look past the gun.

Unless I heard that wrong but I don’t think I did.