i ain't got shit to do but fall in love with you

Wonder Woman - A Mom’s Secret Weapon

Pairing: Daddy!Dean x Reader, Sam

Warnings: extreme DADDY! Dean fluff

Word Count: 470 (short and sweet)

A/N: @atc74 says: This looks like a post partum Dean, when Sam makes fun of him for how tired he is for waking up with the baby every night, multiple times so the reader can sleep. Muse do your thing!

So I did SOMETHING, and this is what came of it. It’s set in the world of my Life Unexpected Series BUT can be read in isolation just as easily. Hope you enjoy! This is my last new fic for FLUFF DAY! That’s THREE fics my dudes. Hope you’ve enjoyed today! 

Keep reading

dance teacher ft. hoseok

not my gif

word count : 1.6k

pre-smut sorry

you waited outside of the dance studio as your phone rang for the third time. you were calling hoseok so that he could come down and let you in.

he was finally going to teach you a dance. you had been asking him to do so for the longest and it was finally happening so you were very excited.

once he answered, you let him know that you were downstairs. it was obvious that he was excited just like you since he was there, letting you in before you could put your phone back in your bag.

“i’m just letting you know that i’m not gonna go easy on you just because we’re together.” he said while taking your things from you and guiding you to the room that he was previously in.

“don’t do me like that. please..” you begged him in a whiny tone.

hoseok smirked and shook his head in response. he wasn’t planning on cutting back with you. if you wanted to be taught a dance, then you’d be taught just like everyone else.

“for the last time baby, you’re not getting special treatment.” he shrugged and grabbed your hand.

he pulled you to the center of the room and started stretching. “we have to stretch first…just follow me.”

“okay..” you said more to yourself than to him. you couldn’t even remember the last time you had actually stretched. other than when you first woke up.

after a few stretches, you noticed that hoseok wasn’t even stretching anymore and lying on his back. he was staring at you.

“are you having a staring contest with my body or something?” you raised your eyebrows at him.

“i told you not to wear spandex y/n.” he pulled on your tight clothing.

“but i wanted too, it’s comfy.” you replied, climbing on top of him. you hovered your lips over his and smiled. he loved when you did that.

Keep reading

The Signs as Jesus of Suburbia Lyrics
  • Aries: there's nothing wrong with me, this is how i'm supposed to be
  • Taurus: no one ever died for my sins in hell as far as i can tell, at least the ones i got away with
  • Gemini: are we demented or am i disturbed? the space that's in between insane and insecure
  • Cancer: city of the dead at the end of another lost highway, signs misleading to nowhere
  • Leo: home is where your heart is, but what a shame, cause everyone's heart doesn't beat the same
  • Virgo: i don't feel any shame, i won't apologize when there ain't nowhere you can go
  • Libra: to fall in love and fall in debt, to alcohol and cigarettes, and mary jane to keep me insane, doing someone else's cocaine
  • Scorpio: dearly beloved, are you listening? i can't remember a word that you were saying
  • Sagittarius: nobody's perfect and i stand accused, for lack of a better word and that's my best excuse
  • Capricorn: everyone is so full of shit, born and raised by hypocrites
  • Aquarius: i read the graffiti in the bathroom stall like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall
  • Pisces: running away from pain when you've been victimized, tales from another broken home
Halsey Hopeless Fountain Kingdom lyric starters
  • I find myself alone at night unless I'm having sex.
  • I don't let him touch me anymore.
  • I have spent too many nights on dirty bathroom floors.
  • I'm not something to butter up and taste when you get bored.
  • If I keep my eyes closed he looks just like you.
  • He'll never stay, they never do.
  • So tell me how to move on.
  • They don't realize that I'm thinking about you.
  • Can you hear my heartbeat fucking kicking?
  • I can put up one good fight.
  • Don't you see what you're finding?
  • I can tell you mean it cause you're shaking.
  • I know you're dying to meet me.
  • As soon as you meet me, you'll wish that you never did.
  • I got into some trouble with that drink in my veins.
  • I can never say sorry cause I won't take the blame.
  • You know I wanna keep you around.
  • You gotta decide something.
  • Sorry that I can't believe that anybody ever really starts to fall in love with me.
  • I run away when things are good.
  • Someone will love you, but someone isn't me.
  • Don't trust the moon, she's always changing.
  • I get the message you wish I was dead.
  • Please don't take this as a threat.
  • Treat her right and she won't complain.
  • I'm about four minutes from a heart attack.
  • Shit is crazy, right?
  • You're so damn good with a bobby pin
  • I ain't your baby no more.
  • It tastes like Jack when I'm kissing him.
  • He's calling me a bitch again.
  • I always make the same mistakes.
  • I don't give a damn what you say to me.
  • Motherfucker, don't play with me.
  • I'm not the type to be out past dawn.
  • Go and grab someone and find a place to deal with it.
  • We're not lovers, we're just strangers.
  • I miss the thought of a forever, you and me.
  • But all you're missing is my body.
  • You know, I used to be on fire.
  • It's my own anxiety that makes conversation hard.
  • Nobody seems to ask about me anymore.
  • I won't take anyone down if I crawl tonight.
  • But I scream too loud if I speak my mind.
  • I don't wanna wake it up, the devil in me.
  • You said I'm too much to handle.
  • You know the truth hurts but secrets kill.
  • It's easy to forgive.
  • I can't help the way you made me.
  • I hope hopeless changes over time.
50% OFF starters.
  • "You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."
  • "let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."
  • "I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."
  • "so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."
  • "we're gonna be late for anime school!"
  • "I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"
  • "(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."
  • "oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
  • "this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
  • "look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."
  • "let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."
  • "homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."
  • "It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"
  • "Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."
  • "Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."
  • "Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."
  • "I'VE GOT MACE!"
  • "Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"
  • "you took the fall for me and I said thank you."
  • "I went to jail!"
  • "I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"
  • "I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
  • "I think that guard you killed had a family!"
  • "look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."
  • "that's how they do it in Austrailia."
  • "20 bucks on jabber jaws."
  • "hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"
  • "I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."
  • "Neither one of them even died!"
  • "they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."
  • "I have to tumblr this!"
  • "a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."
  • "I ship them! and them!"
  • "they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"
  • "hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
  • "so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"
  • "I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."
  • "do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."
  • "If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."
  • "Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."
  • "'sup bitches!~"
  • "aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"
  • "get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."
  • "Remember, snitches get stitches!"
  • "shut up you're high as balls!"
  • "you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."
  • "right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"
  • "coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."
  • "good thing I wore my Heelys."
  • "he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"
  • "Come on let me get those digits baby!"
  • "It should be illegal to be that fine!"
  • "oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."
  • "this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."
  • "I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."
  • "Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."
  • "your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."
  • "I want that boy to be my bride!"
  • "Pilates will do that man, works your core."
  • "what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"
  • "wow you sure said that."
  • "WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."
  • "One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."
  • "So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"
  • "well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."
  • "I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."
  • "I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."
  • "hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"
Ed Sheeran sentence starters
  • "I saw a shooting star and thought of you."
  • "You were lying next to me, I looked across and fell in love."
  • "If you wanna put this on me, that’s fine, I never blamed you for anything at all."
  • "The world looks better through your eyes."
  • "It's only been one night of love and maybe that is not enough."
  • "If I fall for you, would you fall too?"
  • "It's not a homeless life for me, it's just I'm home less than I'd like to be."
  • "I haven't slept for the past week, two hours ain't enough for me."
  • "I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke."
  • "You can stay with me forever or you could stay with me for now."
  • "Outside the day is up and calling, but I don't have to be so, please go back to sleep."
  • "Never been better since all the therapy."
  • "And you know, if I let you go, I'll still keep you safe."
  • "You are the one I fall asleep with but never wake up to."
  • "The worst things in life come free to us."
  • "I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed."
  • "What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all."
  • "I know I'll never hold you like I used to."
  • "I'll be drunk again to feel a little love."
  • "I know you'll never love me like you used to."
  • "I found your hair band on my bedroom floor, the only evidence that you've been here before."
  • "I don't drink like everybody else, I do it to forget things about myself."
  • "There's no chance that we'll work it out."
  • "I said that's fine, but you're the only one that knows I lied."
  • "Everybody said we'd be together forever."
  • "Everything's great and everything's sure, but you live in your halls and I live in a tour bus."
  • "Pain is only relevant if it still hurts."
  • "If I was gonna go somewhere, I'd be there by now."
  • "I should ink my skin with your name."
  • "I should run you a hot bath and fill it up with bubbles."
  • "You should never cut your hair 'cause I love the way you flick it off your shoulder."
  • "You will never know just how beautiful you are to me."
  • "Maybe you're hoping for a fairy tale, too."
  • "This is the start of something beautiful."
  • "And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm."
  • "I'm out of touch, I'm out of love."
  • "I think I love you better now."
  • "Playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd."
  • "Let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures."
  • "You need me, man, I don’t need you."
  • "Never be anything but a singer-songwriter, yeah."
  • "People think that I’m bound to blow up."
  • "I haven’t got a house, plus I live on a couch."
  • "They say I’m up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator."
  • "Settle down with me, and I'll be your safety, you'll be my lady."
  • "I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet."
  • "Give me love like her, 'cause lately I've been waking up alone."
  • "All I want is the taste that your lips allow."
  • "Give me love like never before, 'cause lately I've been craving more."
  • "It's been a while but I still feel the same... maybe I should let you go."
  • "Another love that's gone to waste."
  • "If I kissed you, will your mouth read this truth?"
  • "Darling, how I miss you."
  • "You made me scream, but then I made you cry."
  • "Maybe you should learn to love her like the way you wanna be loved."
  • "I never told her that I liked the way she dances slightly out of time and pretends she knows the words to a song she's never heard."
  • "You’re not her, though I try to see you differently."
  • "I will try to find another one who suited me as well as her."
  • "We never even tried, we never even talked, we never even thought in the long run."
  • "Whenever it was painful, whenever I was away, I’d miss you."
  • "I didn't mean to break your heart."
  • "Everybody falls apart sometimes."
  • "I know you've found another one, but won't you just hold me tonight."
  • "They don't know we don't speak anymore."
  • "I will stop trying to fall in love again... it never works out anyway."
  • "But I am not anything like I was."
  • "I don't wanna lose a lover and friend in one night if that's alright."
  • "I shouldn't have fucked with your mind and your life too many times."
  • "I never meant to sleep around, I was just lonely."
  • "When I see my future, it is with you."
  • "We're not friends, nor have we ever been."
  • "If they find out, will it all go wrong?"
  • "We're not friends, we could be anything."
  • "Friends don't treat me like you do."
  • "Tell me that you turned down the man who asked for your hand 'cause you're waiting for me."
  • "I know, you're gonna be away a while, but I've got no plans at all to leave."
  • "Just promise me, you'll never leave again."
  • "Just promise me, you'll always be a friend."
  • "Everything changes, but we'll be strangers if we see this through."
  • "I've been sat with you for most of the night, ignoring everybody here."
  • "Don't you worry if I disappear."
  • "I'm not really looking for another mistake."
  • "I was never looking for a friend."
  • "Maybe you could swing by my room around ten, baby, bring a lemon and a bottle of gin."
  • "Baby, if you wanted me then you should've just said."
  • "Maybe we'll go together and just figure it out."
  • "Trust and respect is what we do this for."
  • "You didn't need to take him to bed that's all."
  • "I never saw him as a threat until you disappeared with him to have sex of course."
  • "It's not like we were both on tour, we were staying on the same fucking hotel floor."
  • "I wasn't looking for a promise or commitment, but it was never just fun and I thought you were different."
  • "This is not the way you realize what you wanted."
  • "It's a bit too much, too late if I'm honest."
  • "Getting high as two kites when we needed to breathe."
  • "I'd disappear, you'd call me selfish, I understand but I can't help it."
  • "So we can either deal with the pain and wait to get on a plane."
  • "You should go, 'cause I ain't ever coming home."
  • "I've been livin' on the road, but then again you should know."
  • "You won't ever be alone... wait for me to come home."
  • "Loving can heal, loving can mend your soul."
  • "When I'm away, I will remember how you kissed me."
  • "How'd I get so faded?"
  • "I feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream."
  • "I've been looking for a lover, thought I'd find her in a bottle."
  • "I'll be feeling this tomorrow."
  • "You look so wonderful in your dress, I love your hair like that."
  • "We are surrounded by all of these lies and people who talk too much."
  • "You got the kind of look in your eyes as if no one knows anything but us."
  • "All that you are is all that I'll ever need."
  • "Just don’t expect me back this evening."
  • "I love him from my skin to my bones but I don’t wanna live in his home."
  • "I was raised to keep quiet."
  • "I don't wanna hate you."
  • "I kind of knew you liked the dude from private school."
  • "I knew he had his eyes on you."
  • "He's not the right guy for you."
  • "Don't hate me 'cause I write the truth."
  • "I would never lie to you but it was never fine to lose you."
  • "I'm just disgusted with the skeletons you sleep with in your closet."
  • "Fact is you're mad at me because I backtrack so casually."
  • "You're practically my family, if we married then I'll guess you'd have to be."
  • "Tragically our love just lost the will to live, but would I kill to give it one more shot? I think not."
  • "I don't love you, baby, I don't need you... I don't want you anymore."
  • "I'm not cut out for life on the road 'cause I didn't know I'd miss you this much."
  • "I guess I'm not the man that you need."
  • "Ever since you went to uni, I've been sofa surfing with a rucksack full of less cash and I guess that could get bad."
  • "When I broke the industry, that's when I broke your heart."
  • "I was supposed to chart and celebrate, but good things are over fast."
  • "I tend to turn you off and switch on my professional features, then I turn the music off and all I'm left with is to pick up my personal pieces."
  • "Success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with."
  • "I know you have a day job, but mine is 24/7."
  • "I still love you and I need you by my side if I could."
  • "The irony is if my career and music didn't exist, in 6 years, you'd probably be my wife with a kid."
  • "I'll die from a thrill, go down in history as just a wasted talent."
  • "Eventually I'll be fine, I know that it was never meant to be."
  • "These things happen for a reason and you can't change shit."
  • "Take my apology, I'm sorry for the honesty, but I had to get this off my chest."
  • "I will be loving you 'til we're 70."
  • "People fall in love in mysterious ways."
  • "I fall in love with you every single day."
  • "For four years I never had a place to stay."
  • "At 16 years old, I moved out of my home."
  • "I tattooed the lyrics onto my arm."
  • "I'll hold ya and you'll think of him."
  • "I'll never trust you again, you can just be a friend."
  • "If we should die tonight, then we should all die together."
The Time Capsule (Wonho of MONSTA X)

Originally posted by wonhontology

A/N: Hey, guys! Before I continue, please go check out @chakka4u & @hislovejulie! They’re new scenario blogs! Please go give them love & support too! They have super cute scenarios (I died reading them x.x rip me) so get ya ass over there!!!

Even if I cheat, don’t you ever cheat, baby
Even if I forget you, don’t you ever forget me, lady
If once in awhile I don’t contact you and I go out to drink
Even if I ever meet another girl’s gaze
Look only at me

WARNING: Slight offensive language
GENRE: Angst, fluff + possible addition of more

Part One - Listen

He was doing it again. He was flirting with some random girl right in front of your own two eyes again. You heaved a sigh wondering why you were still with this man. You hated how each and every time you two got into a fight, you’d fall for his sweet lies and apologies again in the end. Even though you knew his words were not to be trusted anymore, you still couldn’t find yourself leaving those deceiving eyes.

He twirled a strand of the girl’s hair with his slender finger and smirked slightly at her. Swirling the cup of alcohol in his hand, he whispered sweet nothings into her ear as she giggled. You felt a mixture of anger, sadness, and disgust. You just wanted to get out of this suffocating place and go home.

You clench your fist as you closed your eyes in attempt to calm down. Whatever, fuck it. I’m going home with or without him. Getting off of the stool that you had been sitting on ever since you entered into the club, you walked past him and squeezed through the crowd. Not even caring to give him another glance, you walked straight towards the exit of the building.

I’m so fucking tired of this shit, Wonho.

You took a cab home. He didn’t even appear until early in the morning. The worst part? The girl that he had been flirting with at the club was with him and was expecting to get some at YOUR place. You dismissed her and closed the door before she could protest. Bitch, fuck you. Go find your own man.

You dragged Wonho’s drunk body and let him fall sloppily onto the bed. You were tired but not anymore after seeing this mess. Fixing him so that he would be lying down properly, you then took off his blazer and blouse, leaving him in his wifebeater.

“Stop it,” he pushed your hands way roughly afterwards. You clicked your tongue in annoyance. “I have a girlfriend,” he slurred out before turning over to the other side of the bed. “Her name is y/n and I only love her.” Your gaze towards him softened. This was exactly why you couldn’t leave him. As much as he was a douchebag, he still cared and loved you.

Torn between wanting to stay by his side or going out to sleep on the couch, you curled up into a ball as you sat on the floor beside the bed. You hated Wonho so much for hurting you but you also loved him too much to ever let him go. You didn’t want to suffer anymore but you couldn’t stand the thought of how much you’d still long for him even if you had left.

Wonho woke up to the sunlight playing around his eyes. Squinting and trying to block the strong light with his tired hand, he observed the room. How did he end up coming back home? Did he come back by himself or did someone bring him back? He sat up and winced in pain from sleeping in one position the whole entire morning. Rubbing his face, he noticed that you weren’t in bed with him as usual.

After taking a shower, he headed downstairs. Lazily drying his hair with a small towel, he entered into the kitchen to be greeted with your back. You seemed to be cooking something on the stove.

Without a warning, he encircled his strong arms around your waist. You jumped slightly in surprise at the sudden affection. He buried his face into the crook of your neck and inhaled your scent. You felt his smile against your skin. That was one of the things he loved about you. Your scent made him feel at ease and at home.

“Morning,” you softly greeted him. He hummed a response as he gently rocked you side to side and giving you a small kiss on your shoulder. Inhaling more of your scent, he wrapped his arms even tighter around your body. A part of you loved how clingy he was being, but another part of you was being torn apart. Was he really going to act like nothing happened last night?

As you walked around the kitchen to get whatever was needed, Wonho hung onto you like a baby koala. “Babe, I have to cook. Can you not?” You feigned annoyance but Wonho shook his head. “I miss you,” he cooed out. Yeah, sure. Then what the fuck was last night all about?

After breakfast was eaten, you shooed your boyfriend away so you could clean in peace. He pouted but agreed. “I’m gonna go change,” he quickly gave you a sloppy kiss on the cheek before running away, giggling like a child.

As you were in the middle of cleaning, Wonho’s phone buzzed continuously on the counter. You decided to ignore the thing, brushing it off as a phone call or text messages from his friends or workplace. But when curiosity got to you, you clicked the home button on the device and revealed its secrets.

Can’t wait to see you at my place tonight, oppa.

Ain't I Fallen In Love? (Sonny Carisi)


For @am-i-right-counselor, my love. This one’s for you!

The song featured in this fic is Sweet Dreams, TN by The Last Shadow Puppets!

And a HUGE thank you to @ventixx for being my cheerleader and helping me through my (many) meltdowns while writing this. Also to @moresvuheadcanons for being my beta and making sure it was perfect!


Originally posted by minidodds

Sonny had barely approached the door to his apartment when he heard music playing from inside. He shook his head and smiled, after a long and aggravating day of dealing with New York’s worst, coming home to you was sure to brighten his day.

The music got louder as Sonny stepped inside. He noticed you were singing; it wasn’t a song that he had heard, but he found himself drawn to it. Sonny hung up his coat and quietly set his keys, gun, and badge on the table before making his way towards the kitchen. That’s where he found you, wearing only one of his tee-shirts and panties, from what he could see. You hadn’t noticed him yet; you were chopping vegetables at the counter and your back was turned as you sang along to the song blaring from your phone. 

And as you’re shrinking figure blows a kiss
I catch and smash it on my lips
Darling I can’t seem to quit
Completely falling to bits
I really might be losing it
The idea that you’ve existed all along’s
I don’t know what to say

Baby we ought to fuck seven years of bad
Luck out the powder room mirror
Could I have made it any clearer?

Keep reading

secrets — e.u

hi would i be ruby if i didn’t ignore my half finished pieces of work and write this in the middle of the night?? no. anyways i love eggsy and taron egerton (seriously if you wanna have a scream with me, please do) anyways this is lame but ends in cuddles? gimme an eggsy please 

word count: 1.8k or somethin 

It was stupid.

God, it was so stupid. Beginning with small bickering, it was little jibes at the late hour Eggsy arrived home for the fourth time this week – it seemed like ‘early night’ wasn’t in Eggsy’s vocabulary anymore. 

And maybe you’d be alright with it—I mean you were fairly level headed if you did say so yourself—if you knew where the fuck he was coming home from. You didn’t much about tailors but you were sure they didn’t come home closer to morning than evening, with a limp in their step and suspiciously placed bruises. 

You didn’t mean to turn it into a fight - well, no one really sets out to have an argument but it certainly seemed to be turning out that way. There was just a little too much anger, a little less sleep that you needed and a boyfriend home just a little too late. 

“'Ave you got a bone to pick with me? Cos I’d rather you spit it out, than just commenting shit.“ 

Eggsy was leaning against the counter, trying to hide his ragged breaths courtesy of his ribs, which after tonight’s fight, were in less than perfect condition. He still looked suave, a glass of water clenched in his grip and he still in that bloody suit. (Okay, you did love the suit but you were angry, okay.) You hadn’t meant to be so harsh tonight but–but there was definitely a bruise on his neck that you didn’t leave and you bristled as the thought, unable to bite back your snarky comments. 

"Yeah. Yeah, I fuckin’ do. Because each day, you go through that door and I don’t know bats shit about where you go—you’re out all the fuckin’ time!”

Eggsy groaned, unclenching his fingers from around his glass with a silent groan - he knew what came with being a Kingsman, he knew more now, why Harry had advised against relationships with this occupation. Without an explanation - Hey, babe! I’m actually not a tailor and instead, I’m a secret undercover spy. Oh, and I’ve saved the world (something told Eggsy that wouldn’t really work but he could hope, right?) Eggsy knew your frustrations were perfectly understandable; hell, if the roles were switched, he'd be suspicious about his girlfriend and her whereabouts. But empathizing your suspicions, didn’t make the current situation any easier to handle. 

“Babe, I know—" 

"Do not ‘babe’ me right not, Unwin." 

"Hey, I ain't the only one in this relationship with issues!" 

He pursed his lips tightly in regret after he spoke, stoic in the face as you stopped your snark at his words. Narrowing your eyes, you sneered your lip - so much for loving, caring boyfriend, you thought. The voice of reason in your head told you what you already knew—you were being pushy and probably overreacting, going too hard on Eggsy. You knew that he wasn’t an asshole and he would be decent enough to break up with you before seeing someone else. But you were too bitter over this to let it go tonight, speaking up again when Eggsy had turned, ready to retreat to the bedroom with a slump in his shoulders. 

"Who is it?" 

He halted, a furrow in his brow as he turned. 

"Whoever you’re sneaking 'round with? Suggest next time, you hide the tokens of your rendezvous' a little better.” You snarked, stalking towards him and colliding your shoulder with his own, hoping he’d he get the message that he wasn’t welcome in the bedroom tonight. The couch was in his sights.

You were trying to stay angry now, knowing the moment the anger melted, all that would be left would be a tangled mess that was hollow, bitter and an insecurity that lurked in the corners of your mind, unwelcome and unpleasant. Unfortunately, that came with dating a guy as fucking great as Eggsy—an unfaltering doubt of yourself and the idea that there was always someone better.

A hand caught your arm, a vice grip around your bicep that you’d never felt Eggsy use before, not on you – and that was including those adventurous nights in the bedroom. Eggsy couldn’t help his boiling anger—he might be keeping a few secrets under his belt (alright, more than a few) but he wasn’t a fucking cheater. Or a scumbag, or asshole or any other insult that came along with being a cheater—he had more morals than to sleep around while in a relationship.

“You really fuckin’ think I’m sneaking around? Fuckin’ someone else?”

His tone was quiet but his anger was unmistakeable and you narrowed your eyes again, moving to pull away from his grip but proving unsuccessful.

“Well sure, Eggsy. I’m sure you got that bruise on your neck from a particularly unhappy client at the tailor shop. Or maybe she was far too pleased with her service and decided you needed extra payment.”

Each word out of your mouth is poison, Eggsy unknowingly gripping your arm tighter till the point it was began to ache, taunt fingers curling tighter. You jerked your arm again, but his grip was faultless and for the first time, you felt a spike of fear towards your boyfriend and his strength. It was only ever piggyback rides or play fighting but a new view had been forced into your vision and you didn’t like it.

“I ain’t a fucking cheater, alright? I—“ He stops, releasing a breath and his grip, shutting his eyes to let his anger cool—you had every right to be upset, he reminded himself. He exhaled and turned to you, taking only a moment to take into the minuscule panic in your expression, your eyes fixed on his hand around your arm. His fingers are open in an instant, taking a skittish step away from you when he settles on the stomach turning realization of your expression.

Fuck, no—I don’t—I’m not,” Eggsy broke off, his hands coming up to his hair in distress, a feeling of sickness quickly climbing up his throat—he knew that panic, all too well. Associated with Dean, his stepfather, he swallowed hard at the memories and took a moment to reassure himself: this was different. He was different. 

Taking a tentative and slow step towards you, he sighed internally when you didn’t step away or look afraid, that steely look back on your face. He’d rather face you being utterly pissed at weeks on end than have you scared of him. “y/n, you have to know I would never do anything to hurt you. And-and I swear, I ain’t cheating on you.”

There was a beat of silence as Eggsy’s words hung in the air, your eyes cast at the floor.

“You swear?”

“On my life.”

You finally met his eyes, a sheepish smile falling onto your lips as you stepped closer to him, the apologies on your lips ready to spill—god, I’m sorry, it’s stupid and I know I shouldn’t have accused you—but with a small shake of his head, you know he doesn’t want or need your apologies. Eggsy let out a sigh in relief, aloud this time as he opened his arms and let you lean into his chest, his lips peppering kisses along your hairline in silent thank-you. 

His shoulders dropped slowly, the tension leaving his muscles for the first time that evening as he got to hold you in his arms again, emitting another thank-you to the universe. Gratefully accepting his soft kisses, you snuggled in closer to his chest, breathing in deeply as you pushed all thoughts of another woman out of your mind. You trusted him enough for this.

Eggsy knew something was going to have to change in the future—that much was certain. He didn’t blame you for the accusations but he needed to find a resolution that resulted in him keeping both his job and his girlfriend. Maybe, he could have Merlin put you through a test, alike to the one in his own training, to check you weren’t going to blab any Kingsman information to whoever came knocking. Clenching his eyes, he quickly shook away the thought of you, tied to the train tracks, helpless and frightened, just the way he had been in that position. He didn’t doubt you’d pass but the prospect was still terrifying to Eggsy. 

There was also that other minor problem—the entire issue of putting your life in potential cross hairs. It made Eggsy beyond nervous to even think of someone coming after you, to get to him. Then again, that could very well happen now—if you knew more, at least he could teach you some basic training without having to awkwardly explain why he knew how to kill a person 14 different ways, solely with pressure points.

Letting you drag him to the bedroom, still huddled in his chest, Eggsy was glad that the lumpy and uncomfortable couch you insisted on keeping (who knew why?) was not going to be his resting place tonight. He was fast in unbuttoning his suit jacket, unlacing his shoes before pulling on his comfy plaid flannel pajamas’s bottoms, joining you in the bed and keenly snuggling up under the duvet. Reaching for him instantly, your hand stretched under the sheets until it found his hand and you gripped it softly, your lashes fluttering as he traced his thumb gently on the back of his hand before you pulled him closer, close enough for a kiss.  

“Thank you,” you whispered against his lips, smiling ever so slightly when he shivered nervously. Yeah, he’d never admit it but you still made Eggsy crazy-nervous in his stomach, especially right before you’d kiss him. “for not—for keeping my crazy jealous ass.”

Eggsy chuckled, pressing a soft kiss against your lips for a moment. “Don’t thank me, princess. I’d take your jealous and great ass—“ His hand slipped down your back but you caught it with a grin, knowing where he was heading. He grinned, winking cheekily before he continued. “—over some handsy customer any day.”

“I do want to know where you go every day though.”

“Someday.” Closer than you think, hopefully.

“That someday better be close future, egghead.”

He chuckled, muttering a ‘yeah, yeah’ as he pulled you closer, a final kiss placed on your nose before he let his eyes slide shut to sleep. This was everything to him—the scent of your sheets and shampoo, the tickle of your breath and the way you gripped his hand tighter in silent ‘i love you’. It was everything to him and he was more than happy to fall asleep with you in his arms for the rest of his life.

“You never did explain how you got that bruise of your neck.”

“Would ya believe me if I said I got it from an Italian mafia boss who happens to be a boss in hand-to-hand combat with an acquired taste for lollipops.”


“Worth a try.”

The Last Five Years Starter Sentences (Part One)
  • "I'm still hurting."
  • "What about lies? What about things that you swore to be true?"
  • "Go and run and hide away"
  • "Run and find something better"
  • "Run away. Like it's simple. Like it's right."
  • "Maybe I'd see how you could be so certain that we had no chance at all."
  • "Where can I turn? Covered with scars I did nothing to earn."
  • "I'm breaking my mother's heart."
  • "Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school."
  • "Now I'm getting somewhere, I'm finally breaking through."
  • "I've been waiting for someone like you."
  • "I've had Shabbas dinners on Friday nights with every Shapiro in Washington Heights."
  • "From the minute I first saw you, I could barely catch my breath."
  • "I've been standing for days with a phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death."
  • "My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit."
  • "You are the story I should write."
  • "If you like to drink blood, I think it's cute!"
  • "I'm your Hebrew slave, at your service."
  • "I've been waiting for someone, I've been praying for someone, I think that I could be in love with someone like you."
  • "I guess I can't believe you really came."
  • "See, I'm smiling. That means I'm happy that you're here."
  • "I stole this sweater from the costume shop. It makes me look like Daisy Mae."
  • "I think you're really gonna like this show. I'm pretty sure it doesn't suck."
  • "See, you're laughing, and I'm smiling, by a river in Ohio."
  • "I think we both can see what could be better."
  • "I didn't know you had to go so soon... I thought we had a little time."
  • "Whatever, if you have to then you have to."
  • "We could be together, here together, sharing our night, spending our time, and you are gonna chose someone else to be with."
  • "No, that's exactly what you're doing."
  • "You could be here with me or be there with them."
  • "No, you do not have to go to another party with the same twenty jerks you already know."
  • "You could stay with your wife on her fucking birthday."
  • "I know in your soul it must drive you crazy that you won't get to play with your little girlfriends."
  • "You cant spend a single day that's not about you."
  • "I swear to God I'll never understand, how you can stand there straight and tall, and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all."
  • "I've got a singular impression things are moving to fast."
  • "Oh no, step on the brakes, do whatever it takes but stop this train."
  • "No matter what I try I'm flying full speed ahead."
  • "Things might get bumpy, but some people analyze every detail. Some people stall when they can't see the trail. Some people quit out of fear that they'll fail. But I keep rollin' on."
  • "I met my personal Aphrodite."
  • "My heart's been stolen, my ego's swollen."
  • "I'm so happy, I can't get worried."
  • "Handful after handful of Doritos."
  • "I tend to follow in his stride. Instead of side by side I take his cues."
  • "Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do."
  • "I didn't know the rules do not apply."
  • "I'm a part of that, aren't I?"
  • "First, a story. A little Christmas Story."
  • "I should take out my teeth and go to bed; I'm sitting her with talking clocks instead!"
  • "He looked and the clock was turning back."
  • "Sewn into the seams were forty-one seasons of dreams."
  • "Maybe your heart's completely swayed but your head can't follow through."
  • "Shouldn't I want the world to see the brilliant girl who inspires me."
  • "Say goodbye to wiping ashtrays at the bar."
  • "Here's a headshot guy and a new Backstage, where you're right for something on every page."
  • "Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?"
  • "I'm sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake, Wayne."
  • "I'm certain I'd prefer to be going slowly batty, forty miles east of Cincinnati"
  • "I saw your book at a Border's in Kentucky, under a sign that said 'New and Recommended.'"
  • "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it."
  • "He wants me, but he ain't gonna get me."
  • "Look at him, look at me. Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right."
  • "I'll get on my knees and pray I can state in my next bio 'I'm never gonna go back to Ohio.'"
  • "The torture is just exquisite, while I'm waiting for you to visit. So, hurry up schmuck."
  • "Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?"
  • "There are so many lives I want to share with you."
  • "I am not always on time, please don't expect that from me. I will be late, but if you can just wait, I will make it eventually."
  • "Anything other than being exactly on time I can do."
  • "I don't know why people run. I don't know why plans fall through."
  • "I don't know how anybody survives in this life without someone like you."
  • "I want to be your wife. I want to bear your child."
  • "I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms."
  • "Til there's no one left who has ever known us apart."
  • "Can we go see the dinosaurs?"
Ain't Nobody Like Me (Brad Simpson Smut)

a Brad smut where he lets you know that you’re the only one who gets all his love, requested by an anon



Today’s going to be exciting. Not only because I get to see my boyfriend perform at one of the biggest venues, but also because I get to see what their meet and greets are like. I’m curious to see what Brad is like with the fans.

We get into the arena and are greeted by the crew. We then head into the room where the meet and greet is going to be. Connor is the only one who hasn’t arrived yet.

“Wow! For once, Brad is on time”, Tristan says, surprised.

“You should tag along more often Y/N”, James says.

I laugh as Brad makes a face at them. Connor arrives a few minutes before they begin. I’m blown away by how many fans are lined up to meet them. Seeing the anticipation on their faces must get the boys excited.

They begin. A simple yet intimate interaction, hug the fan, chat a bit then take a picture. I smile at the sight of Brad interacting with them. It instantly fades away when he leans in to kiss a fan’s cheek and she quickly moves her head, their lips meeting. He backs away a second after. Did that just happen? Where the hell is security?!

He tries to pull the fan off slowly, but she won’t let go. My temper begins to rise. I hear the other fans gasp, whispering that it’s all over social media. Great. I try my best to keep my cool, I don’t want to make a scene. Eventually, Brad gets the fan off of him.

They do a few more photos, my mind racing the whole time. I’ve never been so pissed off in my life before. I get that the fans love the boys but I mean, don’t they know?

Brad and I head to his dressing room after they finish. I try my best to avoid eye contact with him. I know it’s not his fault, I just can’t help but get angry.

“Y/N”, he calls softly.

I turn around, arms crossed. I raise a brow.

His eyes, big, apologetic. “I’m sorry that happened, but there’s nothing to worry about love.”

“Oh yeah, how so?” I dart my eyes at him.

He walks over to me, managing to move my arms. He closes the space between us. “You belong to me, you’re mine. You’re the only one who gets all my love. Every..single…part”, he breathes onto my skin as he kisses my neck.

The tension in my body from earlier fades away as soon as he touches me. I let go of all the anger I had, forgetting why I was mad in the first place. His lips trail lower and lower, causing goosebumps to form. He stops as he reaches my waist. He looks up, waiting for me to say something.

“Show me how much you love me”, I demand. He shoots me a quick smirk as he pushes me against a wall, taking off my jeans. He kisses each of my thighs then uses his teeth to remove my underwear.

He looks up at me again, but with passion burning in his eyes. “Sit on me.”

I gasp. He’s never eaten me out like this before. So adventurous. I rest my legs on his shoulders and he holds me so I don’t fall off. He’s down on one knee, making sure he’s got good balance. As soon as we’re in position, he pushes his tongue inside me. My mouth drops at the feeling. Holy shit.

He swirls his tongue around which makes my body jerk. He takes one hand and uses it to hold me in place. Then, he gently sucks on my clit. I tangle my fingers in his hair and grab it tightly as he puts his tongue back in me. He grabs onto my waist, pulling me closer. I throw my head back when he hits my g spot.

“Yess Brad! Don’t stop!” I moan loudly. I reach my orgasm, cumming in his mouth.

He licks me clean then pulls away. “No one else can feel that, only you.”

“I love you so much Brad.”

“I love you too. I’ve got more love to give to you”, he says as he helps set my legs down slowly. They’ve gone all wobbly.

“Oh boy.”

He chuckles. “Sit down on the vanity, love.” I follow what he says. He pulls my legs forward a bit. I prop myself up on my elbows so I don’t sink down. He removes his jeans then his boxers and spreads my legs wide. He slips on a condom and lets himself in.

My eyes roll back as I feel him. God, it feels so good. I look at him as he thrusts into me. I get aroused by the concentration and determination on his face. “Brad”, I moan.

“I love when I get you so wet and fuck, you’re so tight. You feel so good around me babe. This is all mine and this cock is all yours. You’re the only one who gets to feel what I make you feel.” And with that he goes in deeper but moves slowly. “Can you feel every inch of my love?”

“Jesus”, I mutter.

He smiles as he suddenly quickens up his pace. My moans get louder as I feel my walls tighten. He places his thumb onto my clit, sending me over the edge. We cum in unision.

“I love you so much Y/N”, he says then kisses me. He rests his head on my chest as he tries to catch his breath.

“I know cause there isn’t anybody like me.”

a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters
  • "I'm insecure and I care what people think."
  • "We're stressed out."
  • "Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days."
  • "Wake up, you need to make money."
  • "You used to make me feel like I could walk on water."
  • "You're the reason why I can't listen to the same songs I used to."
  • "I write songs about you all the time."
  • "I bet I don't run through your mind."
  • "I've given up on you.
  • "It still hurts to know you're not alone."
  • "Lately, my dog's the only one around that listens to my problems."
  • "It's been a lonely year."
  • "I'm just happy being with you."
  • "Quietly, quietly, the two of us are entangled."
  • "You don't realize the way I am."
  • "This silent love leaves a silent scar."
  • "I don't feel anything when I look at your face."
  • "That's nothing compared to what I had done in the past."
  • "Wild horses couldn't drag me away."
  • "You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress."
  • "Please remember me, fondly."
  • "We'll meet again."
  • "Fuck the man."
  • "I heard from someone you're still pretty."
  • "And when the morning came I was ashamed. Only now it seems so silly."
  • "Never meant to last."
  • "An angel kissin' on a sinner."
  • "Girls like girls like boys do."
  • "Always gonna steal your thunder."
  • "Imma take your girl out."
  • "Don't tell me what I feel."
  • "Kissed your girls and made you cry, boys."
  • "Tell me if you feel it, too."
  • "Hello there, the angel from my nightmare."
  • "We can live like Jack and Sally if we want."
  • "I would ask for advice, but I just do what I like."
  • "You're a waste of my time."
  • "I smoke cause I'm stressed. I try to get high, but it gets me depressed."
  • "I've fallen for her, more than once."
  • "My daddy is dead, I've got no man to follow."
  • "And I know that I'm shallow, but why shouldn't I be?"
  • "I don't want any trouble, it just chooses to find me."
  • "I've been thinkin' about fallin' in love."
  • "I've been thinkin' about you."
  • "I’m afraid somebody else might take my place."
  • "All my friends always lie to me."
  • "You’re too mean, I don’t like you."
  • "Fuck you anyway."
  • "You make me wanna scream at the top of my lungs."
  • "You make me wanna die."
  • "Keep on dreaming, don’t stop breathing, fight those demons."
  • "I got a hunger and it won't go away."
  • "I want it all to remind me of the first time."
  • "I think I like you, but it's complicated."
  • "It's always better when we're together."
  • "You look so pretty sleeping next to me."
  • "I belong with no one."
  • "You belong with me."
  • "Run off to school like a good drama queen."
  • "Do you care where you're going, or know where you've been?"
  • "Our faith is placed in second chances."
  • "You're the star of the story you don't care about."
  • "Just a little girl in a bigger world turning upside-down."
  • "You keep it all inside so that nobody knows."
  • "All these boys are thirsty for your outsides."
  • "You never care to ever let the right ones in."
  • "Baby, I'll carry you all the way home."
  • "I just wanna love you, dear."
  • "I understand you, just take my hand."
  • "I found God. I found him in a lover."
  • "He's off to pay his crimes and he's got no time for mine."
  • "It's tearing me apart."
  • "It's ruining everything."
  • "Were you lying all the time?"
  • "Was it just a game to you?"
  • "You know I'm such a fool for you."
  • "You got me wrapped around your finger."
  • "I thought the world of you."
  • "I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong."
  • "It was always me and you."
  • "This body is yours."
  • "Your mess is mine."
  • "Luck be on my side tonight."
  • "You're the reason that I feel so strong."
  • "You still make sense to me."
  • "Boy, look the other way."
  • "That's not the way that friends behave."
  • "I always knew that I would love you from afar."
  • "She's got darling hazel eyes."
  • "It shouldn't come as a surprise."
  • "Why do you go wasting your time on me?"
  • "I'm eager to please."
  • "I'm scared that you’re gonna slip away."
  • "I don’t think she knows how she changed all my plans."
  • "You act like you don't know me."
  • "My god, you tempt my anxious mind."
  • "We are bitter losers, snarling through our smiles."
  • "We are wild."
  • "We’re fucked, but we say that we’re fine."
  • "We long for journeys and the roadside."
  • "Every little thing made me miss you more."
  • "I'm just trying to make a getaway to you, and I'd have gone a thousand miles more."
  • "And I looked at you, you were so damn cute."
  • "I know you're thinking of me."
  • "You're everything that I hoped for."
  • "I'm all the shit that you go for."
  • "Stop kidding yourself now."
  • "I never found a way to let you know."
  • "I also never found a way to let you go."
  • "Right now I’m feeling rough."
  • "Come settle in with me."
  • "I will not open myself up this way again."
  • "Feels like I don't know you."
  • "I've strayed from who it was that you knew."
  • "You were trying to make it work."
  • "You were sleeping in my shirt
  • "Sometimes things don't come full circle."
  • "I was hoping that you cared."
  • "I was distant, I was scared."
  • "There's no way to go back now."
  • "Just love me when you can."
  • "I'll wait patiently."
  • "I'll wake up every day just hoping that you still care."
  • "Surely even I deserve the best."
  • Just when I believe you've changed for good, you go and prove me wrong just like I knew you would."
  • "When I run out of second chances, you give me that look
  • and you're off the hook."
  • "Oh, what am I still doing here?"
  • "It ain't right to just love me when you can."
  • "Slow down, you are out of control."
  • "One of us is right, and one of us is wrong."
  • "It could be so easy if it didn't feel so wrong."
  • "What if I was younger?"
  • "I never should have asked, it was a long time ago."
  • "There's things I wish I knew."
  • "We're a million miles away."
  • "With you, my dear, I'm safe."
  • "You will be gone and I won't see you anymore."
  • "You left my love on the line and said that you were leaving."
  • "I saw you in the arms of someone else."
  • "I cry myself to sleep and you thought I was happy."
  • "I was lonely, had nowhere to go."
  • "I heard that you moved on."
  • "Everything has changed."
  • "Sometimes you've got to bleed to know that you're alive."
  • "The songs on the radio are okay, but my taste in music is your face."
  • "You fell asleep in my car, I drove the whole time."
  • "I heard you were lying about how brave you are.
  • "I heard you were still trying to get back to the start."
  • "I'm gonna miss you."
  • "Gonna miss you, girl, and all of the things we could've done."
  • "I move so fast, how could you be with me?"
  • "I wish you well. All the best."
  • "I spent an hour with you, should I want anything else?"
  • "We were sixteen, maybe less, maybe a little more."
  • "I walked home smiling, I finally had a story to tell."
  • "Time has bridled us both, but I remember you, too."
  • "You confuse me with your riddles and your sudden generosity."
  • "You really shouldn't get this fucked up."
  • "I'm tired of being careful."
  • "Let me under your skin."
  • "Why do I always spill?"
  • "God, I wish I never spoke."
  • "Think I got myself in trouble."
  • "Should've never said the word 'love.'"
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play."
  • "I've got your picture, she's got you."
  • "Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces."
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect."
  • "Go back to being plastic."
  • "Smile for the picture."
  • "We were too wasted to close the window."
  • "Do you want it? Do you want me?"
  • "You are where I want to be."
  • "I can drive."
  • "Who is she?"
  • "I used to know know to leave the boy behind without having to watch him go."
  • "Going on, my first impression, I recall you wearing white."
  • "There was something sweet in the air, babe, that summer night."
  • "There will always be another time for us to fall in love."
  • "The first times always cut the deepest."
  • "She is something to behold, elegant and bold."
  • "I could easily lose my mind."
  • "The way you kiss me will work each time."
  • "Eyes, innocent and wild, remind me what it's like."
  • "Pulling me back into the flames and I'm burning up again."
  • "I never understood what was at stake."
  • "Well now you've come and gone, I finally worked it out."
  • "I never should have told you."
  • "I never should have let you see inside."
  • "Don't want it troubling your mind. Won't you let it be?"
  • "You cool me down."
  • "Do you love me now?"
  • "I'm not so used to doubt."
  • "Light me up a cigarette and put it in my mouth."
  • "You're the only one that wants me around."
  • "I don't believe in you and I."
  • "I'm not yours anymore."
  • "You're always leaving me behind."
  • "I feel like a fool."
  • "I ain't got nothing left to give."
  • "You are mine, I am yours. Lets not fuck around."
  • "You are the only one."
  • "Yours is the first face that I saw."
  • "I realize that I need you and I wondered if I could come home."
  • "Remember the time you drove all night, just to meet me in the morning."
  • "I thought it was strange, you said everything changed, you felt as if you'd just woke up."
  • "I'm glad I didn't die before I met you."
  • "I don't care, I could go anywhere with you and I'd probably be happy."
  • "Maybe this time is different."
  • "I mean, I really think you like me."
  • "You pull away so easily."
  • "I'm only there so that you're not alone."
  • "So I'm pouring some whiskey, I'm gonna get drunk."
  • "I want a lover I don't have to love."
  • "I'll meet up with the band in the morning."
  • "Love's an excuse to get hurt."
  • "We both go together if one falls down."
  • "I talk out loud like you're still around."
  • "Do I let her sleep or should I wake her up?"
  • "We were lovers in a past life."
  • "I'll make you mine, time after time."
  • "We can keep in touch if that's what you want."
  • "You say I don't have the time for you, but I do."
  • "I am what you need when you can't find it somewhere else."
  • "I am what you want when you don't have anything else."
  • "I came here with a load and it feels so much lighter now I met you."
  • "Honey, you should know that I could never go on without you."
  • "You're the one that I wanted to find."
  • "Anyone who tried to deny you must be out of their mind."
  • "I know it's too late."
  • "I should have given you a reason to stay."
  • "We're not the same, dear, as we used to be."
  • "There was little we could say, and even less that we could do."
  • "Nothing was left for you and me."
  • "Someday you will be loved."
  • "I cannot pretend that I felt any regret."
  • "The memories of me will seem more like bad dreams."
  • "I know your heart belongs to someone you've yet to meet."
  • "You told her that you loved her, but you don't."
  • "She was beautiful, but she didn't mean a thing to me."
  • "I wanted to believe in all the words that I was speaking as we moved together in the dark."
  • "All I see are dark grey clouds in the distance moving closer with every hour."
  • "Was something wrong?"
  • "You're damn right there is, but we can't talk about it now."
  • "No, we can't talk about it now."
  • "One last touch and then you'll go, and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more."
  • "It was vile, and it was cheap."
  • "You are beautiful, but you don't mean a thing to me."
Jared Leto Joker x OFC: Cold as Ice - Part 4: Purple Lamborghini

When Batman can’t catch the Joker, he asks a new meta-human to step in and go under-cover to gain Mister J’s trust. Andromeda accepts the Bat’s offer, but finds herself struggling to walk the fine line between pretending to love the infamous Mr. J, and actually falling for him.

Find Part One Here.

Find Part Two Here.

Find Part Three Here.

Rated M for Strong and Suggestive Language.

Disclaimer: Gifs not mine. All rights to Batman, Joker, Suicide Squad, DC Characters, etc. go to their respective creators. All rights to each chapter’s title song lyrics quoted (as dialogue or otherwise) within the chapters belong to their respective writers/performers.

Author’s Note: Each of this story’s four-five sections and their titles will be based on a song off the Suicide Squad Album. This fanfic comes with a built in soundtrack. Phrases in bold italics are lines quoted from each section’s title song.


Thanks for reading, guys! Hope you enjoy this chapter!


Originally posted by astriddoldi

Originally posted by h-olistic

Originally posted by ageofsuperheroes

Originally posted by diablito666

Keep reading

America coming to the palace (delected scene never heard of)
  • America: *gets out of the limousine and looks to the palace* WOW THIS PALACE LOOKS HUGE!
  • Maxon: *poletly giving america his hand* Nice to meet you, *love at first sight* where you been?
  • The maids: *to america* We could show you incredible things!!
  • Kriss: *really excited* Magic!
  • Elise: *frowning* Madness!
  • Marlee: *looking at carter* Heaven!
  • Celeste: *sexy smirking towards maxon* Sin!
  • Maxon: *loving eyes to america* Saw you there and i thought...
  • America: *shocked face cause aspen is there* OH MY GOD!
  • Celeste: *whispering to the others and pointing to america* just Look at that face!
  • Maxon: *looking at his dad but thinking of america* You look like my next mistake...
  • King Clarkson: *to the girls* Love's a game!
  • Gravil: *very excited* WANNA PLAY?
  • Aspen: *in becoming guard* new money?!
  • Queen Amberly: *adjusting clarkson's suit* suit and tie!
  • America: *thinking in maxon and whispering* i can read you like a magazine...
  • Gravil: *to the girls* AIN'T IT FUNNY, RUMORS FLY!!!
  • Maxon: *shrugs* And I know you heard about me....
  • America: *noding her head* maybe i should lea-
  • Maxon: *trying to stop her* So hey, let's be friends!
  • America: *whispering* I'm dying to see how this one ends
  • Silvia: *yealling* GRAB YOUR PASSPORTS!
  • Maxon: *smilling* and my hand
  • America: *with sarcasm* I can make the bad guys good for a weekend
  • The selected: SOO IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER
  • America: OOOOOoooOr it's gonna go down in flames....
  • Maxon: *to america* You can tell me when it's over!
  • Celeste: *laughing* If the high was worth the pain!
  • Natalie: *pointing at maxon* Got a long list of ex-lovers...
  • Daphne: *whispering* They'll tell you he's insane!
  • America: *looking at maxon* 'Cause i know you love the players!
  • Everyone: AND WE LOVE THIS GAME!!!
  • America: *shrugs* 'Cause we're young and we're reckless!!
  • Maxon: *shaking his head* We'll take this way too far....
  • Lucy: *looking at aspen* It'll leave you breathless....
  • America: *also looking at aspen* Or with a nasty scar......
  • Elise: *pointing to maxon* Got a long list of ex-lovers?
  • Daphne: *explaining* Yes, They'll tell you he's insane!
  • Maxon: *to america* But I've got a blank space my deeaaar
  • America: *snapes his face* I'M NOT YOUR DEAR!
  • Maxon: And I'll write your name ;D
  • Celeste: *looking at herself in the mirror* mhhh Cherry lips!
  • Maxon: *looking at america's eyes* Crystal skies!
  • The maids: ahhh...We could show you incredible things?
  • Marlee: *thinking in Carter* Stolen kisses...
  • Aspen: *talks throw his theeth* Or Pretty lies!
  • Queen Amberly: *to clarkson* You're the king baby I'm your Queen!
  • Maxon: I'll Find out what you want!
  • America: Be that girl for ....a month?
  • Everyone: OH NO!!!!
  • America: *to maxon* SCREAMING!!!!
  • Maxon: *to america* CRYING!!!!!
  • Both Maxon and America at the same time: PERFECT STORM!!!!!
  • Adele(amberly sister): It's a Rose gardens filled with thorns!
  • Celest: *colapses in her fucking shoes*
  • Maxon: *runs to help her*
  • Aspen: *also runs to help her*
  • Marlee: Keep you second guessing like:
  • Kriss & Daphne: *looking at celeste* OH MY GOD WHO IS SHE?
  • America: *puting both ands on her waist* I get drunk on jealousy!!!
  • Maxon: *coming back and staying right in front of america* But you'll come back each time you leave!
  • America: *laughs and then gives mortal look* Cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream! *walks to the garden*
  • The selected: UGH..SO IT'S GONNA BE FOREVER????
  • America: *with a match* Or it's gonna go down in flames!
  • Maxon: *startled* AMMMEEEeeRICA???
  • America: *evil smile* You can tell me when it's over!
  • Everyone: *laughing* IF THE HIGH WAS WORTH THE PAIN!
  • Kriss: *arguing with daphne* MAXON CALIX SCHREAVE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY EX-LOVERS!
  • Marlee: *still loking at carter but noding her head anyway* And Maxon isn't insane..*whispers* i think...
  • Celeste: Oh but i love the players! *looks at aspen*
  • Lucy: *while being held by Mary and Anne* HE DOES NOT LOVE THE GAME YOU HO-
  • Back to america: *to maxon* YOU'TE YOUNG AMD IM RECKLESS!
  • Maxon: You're taking this way too far..
  • America: *irritated* This is leaving me breathless...
  • Maxon: I won't let you with a nasty scar!
  • Daphne: *admits* Okay,maxon dosen't have any ex lovers...
  • Elise: AAAAAAnd i guess he's not insane...
  • Maxon: But I've got a blank space m-
  • America: *Ultimate dead look*
  • Maxon: *shrugs* I'l just write you name...
  • Celeste: *to america* Boys only want love if it's torture!
  • Maxon: NOT ME!
  • America: I don't need any of you to warn me ya
  • Everyone: This is not going to last forever...
  • America: And im not burning this down to flames
  • Maxon: I hope this will never be over...
  • Celeste: *confused* I guess the high is worth the pain?!
  • Kriss: *trying to understand* So there is no list of ex lovers?
  • The selected: *sighs* MAXON ISN'T INSANE!
  • America: OMG IM SUCH A PLAYER....
  • Aspen: *to america* Ugh...we are going to end this "game"!
  • Maxon: *holding america hands* we're young and reckless!
  • America: *shrugs* AAAAAaaand we will probably take this way too far...
  • Maxon: *tugging america ear* It'll leave you breathless!
  • America: *tracing a hand in maxon's face* Or with a nasty scar!
  • King Clarkson: *whispering to Queen Amberly* our son does not have ex lovers,right?
  • Queen amberly: *whispering back* and i hope he isn't insane!
  • America: This is too complicated baaaaby
  • Maxon: And This is kind of insane...
  • Everyone:
  • Everyone: *Cricket noises in the background*
  • America: *rubbing her hand over her brow*
  • Maxon: ugh..america...*making air quote marks* "my dear"..what are you doing?
  • America: *shaking her head* i need to forget this crazy shit...
  • Everyone: *waits*
  • America: *rubs harder*
  • Aspen: ... America?
  • America: *lets her hand fall* Yup..this isn't working...I'M OUT *picks up her bags and goes to the limousine* CALL ME WHEN THIS..."THING" IS OVER!
  • Everyone: *looks at her while she lives*
  • Maxon: *takes a deep breath and says* I knew you were trouble when you walked in...
Chapter 40 Part 2: Furthest Thing


I could feel his tight grip against my warm blue satin sheets. I missed shit like this but he needed to get his priorities straight before we could move further.

“Seppie get your feet off my head lil mama.” He groaned pulling me closer until our legs collapse over each other.

I hadn’t even realized the twins had come in here to sleep with us. After our talk I drifted off into a well needed sleep.

“Mommy, I hungry!” Seppie whispered in her sleepy voice climbing over Aug to get under me.

“You hungry, Auggie?” I turned around watching my boys sleep peacefully. They looked exactly alike from the smooth honey complexion to the soft black tight curls on those beautiful big heads.

They nodded yes in unison making me and Seppie giggle.

“Whats funny? ” Aug asked placing his hands under his head allowing AJ to cuddle closer under him.

I nodded towards AJ, “you and your mini me over there!”

“You can’t talk … she ah lil spoiled brat just like you.” He joked pulling me down on his chest kissing my lips passionately.

“Ew!” The twins giggled in unison.

“You don’t want us kissing?” Aug asked.

“No! Thas yucky daddy!” Seppie yelled.

“How you think y’all-”

“Shut up!” I laughed hitting his chest.

“I’m just saying. We hungry though mommy … can you cook sum’n fah us.”

I looked around the king size bed to see my family giving me their puppy dog eyes and pouted lips. I wiggled out of the bed into my slippers and robe set off for the kitchen. “I’ll call you when its ready!”

I moved down the long staircase into my almost boxed up kitchen shuffling around to retrieve my pots and pans to get breakfast started.

"Damn CoCo, how long it take? We bout tah die up there.” Aug replied rubbing my belly.

“Hush! Yall can come eat now foo’!” I giggled placing the plates full of food onto the table.

“Good!” He chuckled pulling me towards the cabinet lifting me up.

“Aug what are you doing?” I giggled covering my face with my silk robe.

“Relax boo, I want some chocolate.” He winked pulling the robe down licking his lips feeling under the shirt at the lace lingerie.

“Aug what ab-”


I had to shut her ass up. She was looking good as hell in my t shirt. All I wanted to do was get a taste of my shit.

“Baby stop!” She moaned in my ear as I played with her tge metal hoops that hooked around her breast. I smirked pulling it over her head taking in her beautiful chocolate skin laced in the black material.

“Gimme some.” I demanded separating her thick thighs letting my full length rub against the damp lace. 'Damn she was wet’

“Aug pleeeeaase …” She moaned pulling at my curls while I flicked my tongue against her neck rubbing on her clit slowly.

I allowed my fingers to slide inside of her chocolate. “Go slow baby.” She managed to get out.

‘Fuck! This lace shit gotta go.' I thought before ripping a hole in her panties as I increased my speed enjoying her moans of pain and pleasure.


“Mommy is food done?” AJ yelled from the top of the stairs.

“Yeah we hungry! ” Seppie added.

“Stay Uuuh-p the.. there babies!” She stuttered as her juices began to flow down my leg. As soon as I pulled out my index and middle finger she was cumming on the floor. 'Damn I ain’t neva had her squirt before.’

“Clean this up.” I winked licking my fingers sitting down at the table.

“You can come eat now!” She managed to get out towards the stairs as she started mopping the tile floor.

“Daddy you no know how to drink.” Seppie giggled.

“What you talm bout lil mama?”

“You spill juice on your pants.” She pointed to the big wet spot on my lap.

“Haa, nah mommy got some juice on me.” I replied looking straight at AirRen licking my fingers again.

“Hush and ea-” Her phone rang mid sentence. By the look on her face I could tell something was up but didn’t want me or the kids to worry.

“Look we’ll talk later. I said last time. When I wanna talk I’ll call you … bye.” She slammed the phone on the counter.

“Who was that baby?” I asked moving towards her holding her belly.

“Nobody just drop it please.” She looked stressed

“Tell that niggah stop before I handle him. He don’t want that, do he?” I asked jogging up the stairs a little irritated. I could hear her foot steps following close behind.

“So you mad?” She asked with her arms folded.

“Nope! Go handle yah lil boyfriend 'foe I do. ” I kissed my teeth.

“Really Aug? Stop jealousy doesn’t suit you love.” She smiled pinning me on the bed kissing my neck.

“Damn CoCo you want some mo’?” I chuckled.

“I never got the rest!” She smiled.


I been trying to call Ren all night. I was starting to think her and Calendar made up but I still had to be sure. I walked up the steps making sure not to fall off of the 6" Steve Madden heels I decided to wear.

“Tae Tae!” AJ yelled jumping into my arms.

“Hey boyfriend! Why yall opening the door for strangers?” I asked looking for Ren in the kitchen. “You not stranger though.” Seppie shrugged leading me to a plate full of pancakes and Turkey bacon.

“Where’s yah mommy boo?”

They both pointed to the upstairs. I took off my shoes and tip toed to the end of the hall to her room.

“Stop fuckin and come hea!” I giggled making a beat on the door. I heard someone smack their teeth then a guy throwing a temper tantrum. 'CoCk blocking’ I laughed.

“Hey Tae!” She said cracking the door shuffling with a t shirt she just threw on.

“You could have at least put a bra on!” I smacked squeezing her nipple ring.

“I swear if you didn’t have Brian I would think you were gay!” She chuckled seating my hand moving slowly out of the crack pushing the door close.

“Naah where his hoe ass at!? I wanna meet him cuz you definitely wanted me to come over and yo ass didn’t even answer when I called you outside last night.” I rolled my eyes smiling.

“Girl we got into a argument then made up. Im such a sap ass bitch when it comes to Aug.” She smirked shaking her head.

“This is true but I do it with Brian hoe ass all the time! That niggah know what it is.”

I looked up to see a tall lanky well tattoo guy moving around in the kitchen with the twins.

“Is that his big headed ass?” She nodded her head up and down laughing. I walked into the room clearing my throat waiting for him to acknowledge me.

“Yah Chante?” He asked washing the dishes.

“Mmh hmp! Wass good August.” I said crossing my arms ready to grill this niggah.

“Yah homie tell you nun but bad stuff, right?” He chuckled.

“Your sex game isn’t bad.” Ren joked. “Stop tryna be rude girl. Get in his ass later!”

I rolled my eyes cracking a smile. I know Aug wasn’t a bad person that mutha fucka was doing dumb shit when it came to Ren though and that shit needed to stop.


“So 50 guest … 10 tables…” I thought going through the sitting chart for my baby shower. I was barely 5 months but I wanted to have two showers for baby TJ. I was so excited to be having my first child with the man I loved. Nothing could tear us apart.

“Ny why you tryna have two showers?” Trey asked copying the guest list full of names to blue vanilla scented invitations.

“Cuz baby this is our FIRST child! I want him to ’ve spoiled and loved! Now get back-”

“Why is Aug’s name on here and Med School’s not?” He asked handing me the list and a pen expecting to write her name in.

“Cuz we ain’t friends! I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a shower the same day as mine!” I snapped.

“Ny stop … Aug ain’t gon come wit out ha! Yall been cool way too long.”

“You not understanding! Fuck her … the friendship and everything else in between! ”

I was tired of everyone not understanding me. AirRen was my home girl but our lives were getting crazier and crazier. We really wouldn’t have time to hang out like we use to back in our Houston days way before we came to Atlanta and she got pregnant for the first time. I was far from mad at AirRen for being pregnant because at the end of the day I had something that she wanted. That was for Aug to be a real man and commit to her. I was just upset that she kept letting that niggah back in her life do easily.

'Maybe I’m trippin’.“ I thought as I continued the party list.

"Invite her.”

“Already did.” Trey chuckled kissing my forehead.

Trey B.

“Trey! What are you doing?”

“Im recording you!”

“While I’m in the shower … naked?”

“Yep. That rag ain’t hiding shit either. Damn you sexy!”

“Hush can you close the door! Pleeeewase!”

“Not until you say I’m THE BEST boyfriend you had! … lets go I’m recording.”

“Mr. Burke is THEE BEST boyfriend a girl could have! Now can you let me finish? ”

“I can join you … if you like?”

“What you waiting for then…”

Ever since we broke up I’ve been watching this video. I love AirRen. She had been in my life for 2 years and regardless of that hood ass NOLA niggah I was the twins real father. He wasnt gon take them away from me. Nobody was. AirRen was gon be mine again. No matter what. 'Fuck that niggah.’ Period.

a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 11)
  • "We were close, never close enough."
  • "I'll come around if you ever want to be in love."
  • "You always had something effortless."
  • "At school you were the biggest deal."
  • "We were young, we were side by side, don't know when we started losing touch."
  • "I know our filthy hands can wash one another’s."
  • "There are roads left in both of our shoes."
  • "If the silence takes you then I hope it takes me, too."
  • "Brown eyes I hold you near."
  • "You’re the only song I want to hear."
  • "I've tried before to tell her of the feelings I have for her in my heart."
  • "Every little thing she does is magic."
  • "Must I always be alone?"
  • "I’m drunk off your kiss."
  • "This is becoming too routine for me."
  • "I did not mean to lead you on."
  • "It's all right to pretend that we still talk."
  • "It’s just for show, isn’t it?""It’s my fault that it fell apart."
  • "You were everything I wanted but I just can't finish what I've started."
  • "I still pick my friends over you."
  • "We're making our own history."
  • "This is the moment where it all began."
  • "Every single hero has to start out looking like me and you."
  • "We can do this if we really want to."
  • "Why mess up a good thing, baby?"
  • "It’s a risk to even fall in love."
  • "This is trouble."
  • "I don’t go out much like I used to."
  • "Why leave when I got you, baby?"
  • "It’s a risk but babe, I need the thrill."
  • "I never said you'd be easy."
  • "It could be lethal, sleeping with a friend."
  • "No heroes, villains, one to blame."
  • "The thrill is gone."
  • "We used to have it all."
  • "It's our time to go, but at least we stole the show."
  • "I'm not calling you a liar, just don't lie to me."
  • "I'm not calling you a ghost, just stop haunting me."
  • "I love you so much, I'm gonna let you kill me."
  • "When you kiss me, I am happy enough to die."
  • "Classy girls don't kiss in bars, you fool."
  • "You and that girl, she your girlfriend?"
  • "Pretty girls don't know the things that I know."
  • "I love this secret language that we're speaking."
  • "Never really thought we would make it."
  • "I don't wanna see the end begin."
  • "I never felt nothing in the world like this before."
  • "You could have stayed but you wouldn't give me a chance."
  • "Why does your pride make you run and hide?"
  • "Are you that afraid of me?"
  • "I will wait for you."
  • "You're still in love with me."
  • "You don't love me at all."
  • "You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll."
  • "You're so damn hot."
  • "So who's this other guy you've got?"
  • "Once upon a time, we burned bright, now all we ever seem to do is fight."
  • "I could've been a princess, you'd be a king, but no, you let me go."
  • "You really hurt me."
  • "I'm going straight to hell."
  • "You're going down."
  • "God, it hurts so much to be the bearer of bad news."
  • "Don't just dream in your sleep, it's just lazy."
  • "I am going sleepless and you're out of lullabies."
  • "You've got a dark heart, you've got a cold kiss."
  • "You always let me down."
  • "I'm a junky for the way that you please."
  • "I almost told you that I loved you, thank God I didn't because it would've been a lie."
  • "I say the damnedest things when your on top of me."
  • "I'm not the one that you want, I'm not the one that you need."
  • "My love is like a fucking disease."
  • "I'm the hardest mother fucker to please."
  • "They say you never miss it 'til it's gone; well you're gone and I wish I'd done it better."
  • "I miss having you close to me."
  • "I'm sorry, I promise I'll do better."
  • "Can we start again?"
  • "You needed something better."
  • "I want more."
  • "I try my best, but I don't ever change."
  • "Who wouldn't want it when he looks like that?"
  • "If I try my hardest, would you look my way?"
  • "Do you want to show me something new?"
  • "I know I want it far too much."
  • "Are you coming over soon?"
  • "Can I be what you like?"
  • "Don't try to fuck with me."
  • "This is the last time I am gonna put you back together."
  • "I'm sending pic after picture, I'mma get you fired."
  • "I can't stand these nights alone."
  • "You light up my cold heart."
  • "A love like this won't last forever."
  • "I'm not the one that you want me to be."
  • "Are we just gonna stay like this forever, floating?"
  • "I know I'm gonna let you down."
  • "I wish I could say what I'm feeling; I'm scared to let these words out."
  • "I can't trust you."
  • "This isn't fun anymore."
  • "Damn, I thought we'd make it."
  • "You never got to heaven but you got real close."
  • "I beg for attention in small doses."
  • "You play those hearts like toys."
  • "I'm the option you shouldn't have chosen."
  • "This is the night you'll regret in the morning."
  • "I always wonder how far we could go."
  • "We could be free."
  • "This is my life and they'll call it a song."
  • "Make myself a king."
  • "There's no one to blame but you."
  • "You need me there, ain't no leaving me behind."
  • "There ain't nothing here for me anymore, but I don't wanna be alone."
  • "I can be a lone wolf with ya."
  • "All the world is gray as though you took the colors with you."
  • "We don't talk anymore like we used to do."
  • "What was all of it for?"
  • "I just heard you found the one you been looking for."
  • "Shoulda known your love was a game."
  • "I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to love you like me."
  • "Call your girlfriend, it's time you had the talk."
  • "Say it's not her fault, but you just met somebody new."
  • "Let her down easy."
  • "You never meant to hurt no one."
  • "I give you something that you never even knew you missed."
  • "Don't you even try and explain how it's so different when we kiss."
  • "Now it's gonna be me and you."
  • "You're not sure that you love me."
  • "Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine."
  • "You're gonna break my heart anyway."
  • "Get it over with and just let me move on."
  • "Don't concern yourself with this mess you've left for me."
  • "You not making up your mind is killing me and wasting time."
  • "I'm sorry, I'm really a mess right now."
  • "I'm trying my best to get it together somehow."
  • "Tell me where love goes when it's gone."
  • "Suddenly someone is no one."
  • "I'm sorry, I let me fall for you."
  • "You're the hand I can't hold."
  • "I don't want you back, I just want to have what you took from me."
  • "I'll come around again, I know it's not the end."
  • "Love leaves a black hole where it dies."
  • "How can I ever love again?"
  • "I see you with her and it crushes me inside."
  • "Guess I should stop thinking about you all the time."
  • "Maybe this is a sign."
  • "Maybe I've been blind to reality."
  • "You seemed so interested."
  • "Was it real or was it all in my head?"
  • "She's so pretty, you two look so great."
  • "It was probably just a silly crush anyway."
  • "I just can't help but think that we could've had something."
  • "Did you ever feel the same?"
  • "I promised I wouldn't do it again."
  • "Taught him a lesson he wouldn't forget."
  • "I hope you find a way to be yourself someday."
  • "Change can be amazing."
  • "I pray for the best for you."
  • "I wish you could be honest with me."
  • "Why’d you fake it?"
  • "Hesitation is killing me, too."
  • "I couldn’t save it."
  • "Friend, why don’t you love me?"
  • "Tell me you want me in your life."
  • "It helps that you feel the same."
  • "We started from a spark."
  • "We got dreams and they start right here."
  • "I cry like a baby when I don't get my way."
  • "I won't apologize when I make a mistake."
  • "Do you want me?"
  • "I got scars on my heart and they won't go away."
  • "Everybody knows I'm a little insane."
  • "I feel you don't even know I'm alive."
  • "I feel you think that I'm out of my mind."
  • "I just want someone to hold."
  • "You're looking at me strange like you want me to change."
  • "I think you're a saint and I think you're an angel."
  • "You give me something to think about that's not the shit in my head."
  • "You're a miracle."
  • "I gotta stay with you."
  • "You're a glimpse of bliss, a little taste of heaven."
  • "I know you're gone now, but I still wait for you."

anonymous asked:

How do you go about making a new OC? When I make OCs, I usually will end up tossing the design or never using the character.

At first I was a little confused cause I never really…had very many hangups when making OCs? Or well, there’s a whole heck of a lot of work that goes into them, but there’s no correct step-by-step process of doing things. Some of my characters were developed using different approaches and there is no right way to do it.

That said, I think the #1 most important thing is that your OC needs to be interesting to you. I find all my OCs “attractive”, in at least one way or another. Maybe they’ve got certain habits that I also do, or they have a personality I think is entertaining, or maybe I do genuinely think they’re hot hahaha. Sometimes their “attractiveness” is their role in their story; representing or exploring ideas I find interesting. Usually it’s a mix of things. If you don’t find your OC interesting, you’re not gonna work on them. 

Keep reading

The Signs As 'All Me' lyrics
  • Aries: Got bitches in my condo.
  • Taurus: Cause myself just told myself, 'you the motherfuckin man, you don't need no help'.
  • Gemini: She says she love me? I said, 'babygirl, fall in line'.
  • Cancer: I ain't perfect, I ain't a saint, but I am worth it.
  • Leo: I finna do what I didn't do and still waking up like the rest do.
  • Virgo: If having a bad bitch was a crime, I'd be arrested.
  • Libra: Y'all don't fuck with us, then we don't fuck with y'all.
  • Scorpio: Like I got trust issues, I'm sorry for the people I pushed out. I'm the type to have a bulletproof condom and still gotta pull out.
  • Sagittarius: I even fucked a girl that used to babysit but that was years later on some crazy shit.
  • Capricorn: Money on my mind, you should think the same.
  • Aquarius: Hoe. Shut the fuck up.
  • Pisces: Got way too much on my mental, I learn from what I've been through.