Look I'm Christian and celibate now...
But before that I was being a hoe. So I got some hoe tips for yall.
Once upon a time there was a nigga I had that hated eating pssy
So one day he told me he’d do it for me, after I begged him to do it.
Nigga took one taste and was like I’ll do it whenever you want. (He was bad at it so I ain’t ask again but that’s for a different story)
Anyway, you maybe wondering how I got him to agree, it’s cause it was good!
You heard me my fellow hoes my pssy was good. Why?
Because I stayed drinking WATER!!!! And the only juice I would drink was 100 % CRANBERRY JUICE
Key word: 100 PERCENT!
Not the cocktail juices cause that stuff ain’t good for you!!
But the real stuff! That bitter ass 100 PERCENT CRANBERRY JUICE & WATER, kept me tasting yummy!
I drank that stuff Erryday!
STEP YA PSSY GAME UP HOES!
(Disclaimer: I’m a former sex worker I can say hoe if I want to, don’t come at me with all that slur bs!)