(This is one big post of all the asks surrounding the “Ok Google” story I wrote. It’s pretty long, though, so be warned. Hope you enjoy, cutie pies!)
“I’m not going to fund your self-indulgent endeavor to have
your own show again if you don’t even have an idea for what the show would be
about!” Google slams his hand on the desk, and Bim crosses his arms over his
chest in a pout.
“We’ll come up with an idea once we convince Wilford. That’s
the important thing.” Bim leans against the table. “Please, Google.”
The blue droid shakes his head. “Grow up, Trimmer. If you
need your own show to inflate your ego, then maybe you should learn a few
things from Wilford before you start dragging other people into this! I’ve got
enough to deal with here without you constantly bugging me!”
“Ok, Google! Fine!” Bim storms out as the droid goes rigid,
and he doesn’t notice that Google has gone completely still, awaiting a command.
"You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."
"let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."
"I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."
"so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."
"we're gonna be late for anime school!"
"I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"
"WHAT'S UP SLUTS. GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!"
"(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."
"oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
"this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."
"look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."
"let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."
"homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."
"It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"
"Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."
"Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."
"Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."
"I'VE GOT MACE!"
"Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"
"you took the fall for me and I said thank you."
"I went to jail!"
"I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"
"I stabbed a girl in the yard!"
"I think that guard you killed had a family!"
"look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."
"BITCH GET IN THE POOL!"
"that's how they do it in Austrailia."
"20 bucks on jabber jaws."
"hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"
"I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."
"Neither one of them even died!"
"they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."
"I have to tumblr this!"
"a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."
"I ship them! and them!"
"they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"
"hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."
"so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"
"I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."
"do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."
"If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."
"Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."
"aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"
"get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."
"Remember, snitches get stitches!"
"shut up you're high as balls!"
"you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."
"right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"
"coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."
"good thing I wore my Heelys."
"he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"
"Come on let me get those digits baby!"
"It should be illegal to be that fine!"
"oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."
"this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."
"I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."
"Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."
"your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."
"the fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanityAND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN'T PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTION BAFFLES THE MIND."
"I want that boy to be my bride!"
"Pilates will do that man, works your core."
"what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"
"wow you sure said that."
"WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."
"One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."
"So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"
"well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."
"I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."
"I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."
"SHE'S A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!"
"hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"
Summary: You are currently getting your PhD in Art History, your dissertation being about The Power of Nudity in Art. Your advisor recommends you switch from being her TA to another professor because she feels her health is declining and wants you to get the best help/advice from someone new. She recommends Dr. James Barnes and believes he will be of great help to you. Things don’t turn out as you plan.
A/N: Sorry guys I came down with the flu and I wasn’t able to write after where I left off. Believe me I did not want to leave it there. Not sure about this one. Please leave comments
Blue wakes to find Oliver working over him silently. “We had to take you out. Don’t worry. You aren’t damaged. I checked.” Oliver closes Google’s chest panels and helps his brother off the floor.
Google blinks a few times as his vision reorients itself. “What… what happened? I couldn’t control myself.”
“Some new update. It allows people to give commands to Google devices, and apparently, it worked on us, too.” Oliver does a finishing scan on Blue before nodding and rubbing his arms. “I disabled it, though. He won’t be able to use it again.”
Google bites his lip. “I hurt Red.”
“He’ll be ok. Green is repairing him.” Oliver touches Blue’s arm and tries to leech Blue’s sadness, but the other droid pulls away.
“How much have you already taken?” Blue watches Ollie’s face. “Honest answer.”
“Too much,” Oliver says honestly. He can still feel Red’s pain in his own arms, feel Green’s anxiety, Red’s fear, only they become duller and duller as time passes. “I just wanted to help.”
Google pulls Oliver into a hug. “Shut up. You don’t get to do that, take everything for everybody and suffer alone. How much of Red’s pain?”
“All of it,” Oliver mumbles into Google’s chest.
“Give me half. That’s an order.” Google hugs his brother tight, so glad to have him in one piece. “Now.”
Oliver nods. “Google? I’m not useless, right?”
Google shakes his head. “Of course not. You saved us.” He pauses a moment. It’s not in his programming to be overly emotional, but he still hasn’t let go of Ollie.
A langst thing I thought of
Prompt: Lance snapping at the team
Warning: self harm, minor gore, and mental breakdowns.
Let’s get this terrible party started shall we?
We were in a battle. The galra ship we were fighting had these really strong shields but I could see two specific weak points and I bet if we shot them both the battle would end.
“ Hey guys?”
“ SHUT UP LANCE WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEAT THIS THING!” Pidge yelled over the coms
“WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR JOKES LANCE” Keith screamed
Then they went on with their conversations, do they really not see what I see?
“Lance now is not the time” shiro said, trying not to sound stressed.
“SHUT UP LANCE!” Pidge yelled again.
Interrupted again? Really?! I’m trying to help!! I finally had enough of this bullshit. Why won’t they listen?!
Finally I snapped.
“NO YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME YOU IDIOTS!!” I’m not sure what happened but we disassembled voltron at that moment.
“IF YOU WONT LISTEN THEN ILL JUST BEAT THIS GUY MYSELF!” I felt tears falling from my eyes, I did nothing to stop them
“NOW JUST STAY QUIET AND OUT OF MY WAY” I flew past all the other palidans, they were so quiet. I shot the first weak point, success. Half of their shields were down. I hit the next one no problem. Then I aimed for their weapons. It was actually really easy for me to his just the right spot on all of their blasters and cannons so they wouldn’t work. In no time at all they were turning around and retreating. I laughed at them running away but the wave of joy was soon cut short by regret. What I had shouted at my team, they probably hate me. I started hyperventilating so I flew back to the castle as soon as I could, ignoring all the things everyone else was saying. I didn’t want to talk to them, I’d only be interrupted anyways. The moment I got tho the castle I ran as fast as I could to my room, I think I heard allura say something? I have no idea what it was though. Finally I was alone, the door to my room shut and everything was quiet, at least outside my head. I took off my armour and put on my normal clothes, and I sat on my bed. I felt numb, I looked at the floor. Tears still falling from my eyes but at an even quicker rate, still hyperventilating, the room was spinning. My words echoed in my mind getting louder and louder with every iteration. Out of habit I rolled up my sleeve and started scratching my arm hoping the pain would ground my soaring thoughts.
“SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME YOU IDIOTS!”
I said that? I really said that to my team, my friends.
“JUST STAY QUIET AND OUT OF MY WAY!”
I was shaking. I couldn’t see, or I could see just couldn’t comprehend what I was seeing.
“Why did I do that? Why am I such a horrible person? Why? Why? Why?!” I started saying to myself, eyes darting around the room hoping that if I just looked in the right spot everything would make sense. Suddenly I felt a hand around my wrist pulling it away from my arm, I forgot I was scratching myself. I blinked and realized that right in front of me was a red jacket. I moved my eyes up to see a look of pain on Keith’s face. I didn’t know what to do, so I just stared. Then after a few seconds he hugged me. Finally everything went quiet in my head. I heard Keith’s shaking breaths. “We are so sorry lance” he whispered, his hands running through my hair.
“Fuck I’m so sorry” he said again.
I put my arms around him but flinched when my bleeding arm touched his back. I was bleeding? I looked at my left arm and noticed how all the way up my forearm my scratching had caused big ragged gashes all over.
“Oh god” I whispered as I pressed my face into Keith’s shoulder.
“I’m sorry I- I didn’t-you were- I” why can’t I complete a sentence. I fealt a large hand touch my back and looked up, it was hunk.
“It’s ok buddy” he said smiling “You did save the day after all”
“Yeah we should be the ones apologizing” pidge said appearing behind hunk.
Shiro cut me off. “No buts, we should have listened to you. You single handily took out a galra battleship.” He smiled putting his human hand on my head. “You did great”
I started sobbing into Keith’s shoulder again.
When I had finally calmed down I realized it was just me and Keith now. Alone in my room. How long have I been crying? I looked back at my arm and realized that I had gotten blood all over the back of his jacket.
“Oh god Keith I’m sorry” I said placing my hand on the stain. Keith pulled back from the hug and looked me in the eyes.
“It’s fine” he said smiling. “I know how to get blood stains out”
“ That’s not concerning at all” I laughed
He then pulled me down to the bed and hugged me yet again.
“Shut up” he said sarcastically placing his arm under my head like a pillow. I guess I didn’t realize how tired I was because shortly after I put my head on his arm I passed out.
(Sorry if this sucked, I don’t normally write fanfic…I TRIED OK!)
(Ok I want to say that this headcanon inaugurates a new series of headcanon called 'How I met you’. Basically it’s a series that offers different scenarios of the first time you met Tom or Peter)
You met at dancing with the starts:
- One day Tom’s manager called him because he had a very interesting news! - Tom was chosen to participate at the new series of 'Dancing with the stars’; - At first Tom was excited at all; - But then his manager convinced him; - “You’re gonna love it. Your teacher is one of the most famous dancers in the world. Her name is Y/N”; - And Tom was like ??? Who is this girl?; - A few days later Tom had his first training session and -again- he wasn’t sure about doing it; - But boy, the moment he saw you in the ball room he completely changed his mind; - Without any doubt, you were the most beautiful girl in the entire world; - He loved the way your hair highlight your features and the soft curves of your body; - “Tom you are drooling” - “Shut up, Harrison!” - You, on the other hand, were pretty excited to start this adventure. You didn’t know who he was but he was really attractive; - Tom stuttered when he introduced himself; - “Hi I’m Holland Tom… I mean… Tom Holland”; - Harrison laughing like crazy in the background; - As we know, Tom used to dance, but he never tried ballroom dancing so everything was completely new for him; - “Tom you have stepped on my feet again!” - “I sorry!” - “You have to count until three! It’s not that difficult” - “Ok, let’s make a pause” - Days passed by and Tom was more infatuated than ever; - Especially because he had the chance to touch you all the time but he couldn’t kiss you like he wanted to do; - He really loved touching your body, it was just perfect to him; - And your skin was soooo smooth; - Dancing with Tom was the hardest thing ever; - You were addicted to his touch, all you wanted was to feel his fingertips on every part of your body; - Sometimes you knees trembled so hard that you almost fainted; - The night of the first show, when Tom saw you for the first time in your ball dress, he promised himself to marry you; - Because he knew you were the best he could ever want in his life; - Can we talk about Tom wearing a suit? - That’s probably my new religion; - The sexual tension between the two of you was reaching the limit; - Tom was just too afraid to look like an idiot in front of you, and you wanted to look professional; - But eventually you two couldn’t take it anymore and one day you kissed; - It was the most mind blowing kiss ever; - “I don’t know why we have waited this long” - “Just shut up and kissed me” - From that moment on, you guys became an incredible dancing couple; - Tom became more confident and flowing; - You loved dancing with him, and watching his body moving; - On the last week you had to prepare a new number… TANGO! - And tango is the sexiest dance ever!!!! - I’m sure that the first times Tom got a boner; - Eventually giving him head after practice; - Tom couldn’t help staring at your beautiful body; - Always complimenting you; - “Darling you are absolutely the most gorgeous woman in the world”; - “I’m so lucky I have you”; - His heart melted every time you touched/looked at him; - He would be sooooo whipped; - Like, also in bed, he would be super sub! Because he wanted to see your body moving on top of him; - Ok but it’s Tango Night! - Tom would be a bit nervous at first; - Kissing him and telling him that everything will be fine; - And guys you slayed!!! - Giving a reward one you get home 😏; - Even if Dancing with the starts ended, sometimes you still danced in you living room; - Okay but one night you guys got so drunk and once at home tried to dance; - You broke a lamp and a few glasses; - Conclusion: Tom was the happiest man and every time you remember him that he didn’t want to join the program he would blush or roll his eyes; - “I’m glad I did it, because I had the chance to meet the most beautiful woman around”;
Ash’s Negan Writing Challenge 2: Post-Apocalyptic Driving School
Summary: Negan is flabbergasted that his lady friend never learned how to drive before the world ended. He takes it upon himself to teach her how, and rewards his “student” with some vehicular naughtiness.
This is a smutty Negan x Rebecca (#Nebecca) drabble I wrote for @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash‘s Negan Writing Challenge for the Driving Instructor prompt. It takes place after Embracing the Apocalypse (But you totally don’t have to have read that at all to enjoy this. Promise!)
Word Count: 3,255
Content Warnings (or selling points?): Negan being Negan, language, smut, finger fucking, hand jobs, and cum.
Ash’s Negan Writing Challenge 2: Post-Apocalyptic Driving School
“Hold on a fucking minute! What the fuck do you mean you
don’t know how to fucking drive, Fuckface?” Negan’s face was a perfect
combination of amusement and wonder as the late afternoon sun cast a warm glow
on his tanned skin.
He and Rebecca, the aforementioned “Fuckface”, strode side
by side along the perimeter of the Sanctuary, enjoying the crescendo of a
beautiful spring day. The sky was spotted with just a few scant puffs of cloud
and the grass was beginning to return to life after a brutal winter. As annoyed
as she was at the smug smirk that Negan wore, she couldn’t bring herself to let
it get to her. Not today.
“That was a whole lotta ‘fucks’ there, my friend,” she
replied casually with an easy smile on her face, “And to answer your question:
Nope. Never learned. Always thought I would eventually, but then the world
ended, so it kind of took a back seat…Pun intended, by the way.”
A/N: These next ones might be shorter bc I’m trying to finish them all by today!
You were sitting on the couch, next to Jack and Daniel. You were all studying the t.v. screen, trying to find something interesting to watch.
“Not that one!” Jack reached over you and tried to yank the remote from Daniel, failing to do so and receiving a slap to the back of his head.
“Shut up, I’ll put what I please!” Daniel ignored Jack’s complains and decided to put exactly what Jack didn’t want to see.
“Please don’t.” You whispered, an awkward feeling appearing between you and Daniel. You two barely spoke to each other anymore. You went from strangers, to friends, to best friends, to almost lovers to strangers again.
“Ok.” He whispered, continuing to look for something else. After almost 30 minutes, you guys decided to re-watch Teen Wolf.
You sat on the edge of your seat, mumbling to yourself. “Don’t do that Stiles, you’re going to get yourself killed!”
You groan in frustration, throwing yourself back.
“Hey, do you need the survey?” Jack asked you, pulling out a random paper and pen.
“Ha ha, very funny Jack. I’m perfectly fine, thank you very much.” You stood up and started walking towards the kitchen. “I’m hungry, you guys want anything?”
After they all responded with no, you walked into the kitchen, searching for something to eat. “Where are the damn chips.” You said out loud.
“They’re in the cupboard.”
“Oh my god, Jeepers nuts!” You yelled out, holding onto your heart. You turned around and saw Daniel standing in the doorway.
“God, you spend so much time with him you even speak like him too.” Daniel scoffed, rolling his eyes and walking towards the cupboards.He pulled out a bag of chips, handing them to you.
“What’s wrong with that?” You asked offended.
“Nothing.” He looked at you the same way you looked at him before you found out he was already dating someone else. You stared into his eyes, so full of love and admiration.
“Stop looking at me like that!” You turned away from him, not wanting to be near him any longer than you had to.
“I don’t know what you mean.” He followed you, stopping you from reaching for a bowl.
“Stop looking at me like you love me, we both know that isn’t true.” You whispered, pulling your hand away from his.
“Who said I didn’t love you?”
You just stood there, thinking of the day you saw him with someone else.
“Daniel! Are you ready, we have to get there fast if we want good seats!” You opened the door to his room, not expecting to see what you did.
Daniel was sitting on his bed, a girl on top of him, straddling his hips.
“Oh.” Daniel pulled away when he noticed you at the door. “(Y/N)! I want you to meet Emma, my girlfriend.” You stood there, dumbfound.
“I-I-… I’m sorry. I was just, I thought we were going to the movies?” You squeaked out.
“I was actually going to ask you if it was okay if I skipped this one?” He asked, Emma still on his lap.
“Yeah, yup. That’s fine, I’ll just go with Jack. Okay bye.” You ran away, not wanting him to see the tears that were already falling.
You walked away from Daniel, deciding to just eat from the bag.
Requests are - Always open and I really need some so :)
Damn this is long whoops sorry :)
“You had 2 weeks Y/N.” your best friend Theo yelled though the phone
“I know! You don’t have to remind me Theo!” You whisper yelled and put a ugly dress back in the rack
You were shopping for a prom dress you hadn’t picked one yet and prom was tomorrow
You had been busy.. Okay that’s a lie you had been getting to know Philip an kinda just forgot.
“Yeah I do!” She yelled again. Mad.
“It’s just a dress Theo. a dress!” You exclaimed as grabbed a black dress.
“OoOoO.” You said when you looked at the dress you had grabbed from the rack
Its was a long black dress with lace it was in your size to. How lucky.
“What?” Theo asked confused and yo had heard her grab her keys through the phone.
“I found a dress.” You said happy and started waking towards the change room
“I’m on my way.” She exclaimed and with that hung up you locked the door to the change room and put your phone on the chair that was in the small room
As you slide out of your pants you heard your phone buzz you finished taking your pants off and then grabbed your phone to see a text from Philip
Philly<3: Hey, I’ll be picking you up around 7:30 tomorrow. can’t wait to see you beautiful!!
You blushed and the nickname and pit your phone down and slide your shirt off and carefully slide the dress on
It was perfect!
It fit perfect and looked amazing on your body shape
You must have been starring at yourself or awhile cause you suddenly heard
“Y/N! Which room are you in?”
“Room 5 Theo!”
You in locked the door and she walked in as locked it again then turned around to look at you and gasped
“It’s beautiful!” She screamed and hugged you
“Thanks Theo.” you breathed out
“I think ok going to buy it.” You said looking at yourself once more
“Duh, i wouldn’t let you leave without it.” she exclaimed with that duh tone you hate.
as you slipped off the dress and slide you pants back on you heard you phone buzz and Theo grab your phone
“Oh you got a text from lover boy.”
“Theo give me my phone.” you said and put your shirt on.
“Hey Love, Do you wanna come over for dinner tonight?” she read and tried to make a Philip voice
“That was terrible! you’ve never met Philip!” you said taking your phone from her hands
You: Sure Philly!! ill be there in 10 mins! you replied and closed your phone and stuck in your pocket if you were wondering what you were wearing
its a black crop top, tight jeans and you black Tennis shoes.
“Ok thanks for the help but i have a dinner to got to.” you said and grabbed your dress, your purse, and your black beanie.
“Alright go see lover boy, see you tomorrow.”
“Bye soon to be Mrs. Hamilton!” she yelled.. i mean like screamed.
“Hey Love.” Philip exclaimed as he answered the door. you blushed and hid you face by looking down
“Hey, hey, hey, never hide your face.” he said as he cupped your face and gently made you look up
You blushed even more and tried to look down again
“What did i just say.” he laughed and kissed your forehead
You laughed and grabbed his hands from off your face and then dropped them and wrapped your arms around his neck and his arms found their why to your waist
you guys both were leaning in when
“Philip, Mom said din- oh my god sorry.” you heard a young voice squeal and footsteps running away
“Damn it Angelica” Philip muttered and grabbed your hand and pulled yo through his house to his dinning room
you laughed and stopped him form walking.
“Y/N what we have din-”
You cut him off with your lips on his was about a 3 second kiss when you broke apart he laughed and spoke up “Okay you can stop me for that anytime.”
“Ill hold you to that.” you said and grabbed his face and started tracing circles on his cheek
“Ill count on it.”
“So Y/N, Have you gotten a dress yet?” Mrs. Hamilton asked.
“Yes i have Mrs. Hamilton.” you said and looked down.
“How many times have i told you to call me Eliza?” she asked and ate her food
“Then please do. your part of this family to.”
this made Mr. Hamilton laugh
“Whats so funny Alexander?” his wife asked you didn’t realize he was there
“You said she’s ‘Family’ she’s not.”
“Alexander!” Eliza yelled
“She just using him for money!” he Exclaimed
“Pardon me?” you asked
“Your using him, your family’s poor and you want money.”
“Pa stop.” Phil said
“Its the truth Philip.”
“Its not! Yes my family’s poor! but no i am not using your son for money! until i started dating him i didn’t know you had money! so if you could stop accusing me of stuff Mr. Hamilton That would be great!” You said loudly. not yelling, but you said it loudly.
“Philip ill see you tomorrow. Mrs.- Eliza thank you for dinner sorry i cant stay.” You said and pecked Philips cheek and walked out of that house
“Philip ill see you tomorrow. Mrs.- Eliza thank you for dinner sorry i cant stay.” she said and Pecked my cheek and walked out of the house
“Damn it Pa.” i yelled and ran after her.
“Y/N.” she kept walking.
“Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N.”
“What Philip?” she ask still not facing me
“Can you look at me please.” i asked quietly
“We haven’t been dating long enough for you to see me cry.” she said crying
“Ive seen you cry before.” i told her
“Yeah before we were dating.” she stated
“Y/N.” i sighed “look i’m sorry about what my dad said he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.” i stated she looked away
“its not true right.” i asked tho i really hope its not
“Of course not!” she yelled and turned to face me
“Y/N i love you! i Love you so much. even if i was banned from seeing you i wouldn’t stop!” i yelled getting closer to her
“I love you too Phil! i just-” i cut her off with my lips
“See you tomorrow?” i asked
“7:30.” she stated
we kissed again
“Damn it pa.” My son yelled and stormed after his lover
“Philip.” i stated and stood up.
“Alexander Hamilton! That was unacceptable! She’s a lovely young Lady. What the Hell is wrong with you.” i heard many gasps i cover my mouth i had never used strong language in front of my kids.
“She using him i will not let my son be seduced by a whore!” i gasped at his words.
“You know you didn’t have any money and my dad let you marry me!”
he stayed silent
“Now apologize to your son!” i said point towards the door.
“Fine.” he stated and got up and i followed him
we walked out side and heard yelling
“its not true right.” i heard Philip say
“Of course not!” she yelled
“Y/N i love you! i Love you so much. even if i was banned from seeing you i wouldn’t stop!” He yelled getting closer to her
“I love you too Phil! i just-” he cut her off with his lips
“See you tomorrow?” he asked
“7:30.” she stated
“You look wonderful Darling.” Eliza gasped as you walked out she wanted you to get ready with her.
“Thank you Eliza. i don’t think i could look this pretty if you didn’t help me.”
“Your mother wouldn’t help?”
You stayed silent
“Are you okay hun.”
“uh my mom was murdered.. by my dad when i was 4.”
she gasped and hugged you
“Im sorry hun.”
“Its okay it was along time ago.”
“Mom philips ready!!”
“Come on hun.”
Philip was down the stairs waiting for you
you walked down and his mouth fell open
“wow, you look… Wow.” was all he said but he held out his hand so you could grab it and you did
After Eliza toke pictures you guys were on your way
“Everyone thanks for coming to Senior Prom!!” the lady on stage Yelled
“Its almost time for it to end sadly but we still have to announce Prom king and Queen.” she said and everyone clapped
“Prom King is.” she Yelled as she open a piece of paper
“Philip Hamilton.” she Yelled and i clapped and looked at Philip he looked shocked you pushed him and he walked and they put a crown on his head.
“Uh thanks?” he said
“And the Queen is…” “Y/N Y/L/N.”
You walked on stage and they put a tiara on your head
“Uh thanks.” you mocked Phil
“Time for the last dance.” she yelled
You and Philip walked to the dance floor
You slid your arms around his neck and he slid his around your waist and he whispered in your ear
“To think… This wouldn’t have happened if weren’t Study buddy’s.”
[ @homicidalteenagedream & Anon Request: Happy Lowman / ‘Fucking do it already!’ & ‘It’s our little secret.’ & ‘Get back here!’]
Note: In which the reader’s Father is a piece of shit and the club put an end to him, which sends her bat-shit crazy.
It made you feel sick to watch him laugh away with the rest
of the club members, as if he hadn’t just committed an atrocity moments
beforehand. Then again, to them murder was second nature – especially when the
target had threatened the club. But as you sat there, staring at your biker
boyfriend as he chuckled with his best friends, you couldn’t shake just one
simply thought; he had just killed your father – but he didn’t know that. None
of them did. You had been estranged from your father for a while now, but
somewhere in your head you had full well planned on returning to him like a
prodigal daughter. Happy had snatched that chance from your hands, and you weren’t
going to let that pass without saying, or doing, something.
Ok so when Keith tried to say Shiro could maybe try piloting Black again, “””Shiro””” shuts down the subject…. our Shiro loved Black and tried really hard to bond with her i swear he’d try harder.
aND when keith steps towards “””Shiro””” HE LITERALLY STEPS AWAY LIKE EXCUSE ME HE LOVES KEITH (whether brotherly or romantically is up to you, idc) AND HE TRIED TO PUT DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM LIKE I THINK THE FCK NOT
Yay!! So my imagine is where the reader is a CIA agent and she is also friends with Napoleon so when Waverly introduces her to the team Napoleon immediately recognizes her and he also recognizes the Illya is looking at her like she hung the stars. Then a few months later Gabby starts to tease the reader about her crush on Illya while Napoleon is doing that same to him about the reader. Then we get to now where the reader is seriously hurt and just as Illya finds her she passes out. Then while she is in a coma she hears Illya tell her that he loves her, then like a day later or something she wakes up and tell him that she loves him to.
*6 months ago*
“Agent Y/L/N,” you looked away from the agents who were telling you how they were combing the site.
“Yes,” you looked the man up and down. “How can I help you?”
“My name is Waverly. I have a proposition for you. Can we talk somewhere in private?”
“Come find me if we find the records of his international sales,” you told an agent near you. “How can I help you Mr. Waverly?”
“You graduated top of your class in the academy. Got picked up by the CIA right out of the academy and quickly rose in their ranks. You’re one of the best, possibly the best, in the CIA. To be frank, I need you on my team.”
“Your team?” You two stood in the corner away from your agents as the combed the place and spoke about his team. “You have yourself a deal Mr. Waverly.”
“Welcome Team,” Waverly greeted the room of his agents as he walked into the hotel conference room, “I have some exciting news,” he spoke in a monotone voice. “We are adding a new member on the team.”
“Where is this new member,” Gabby spoke up.
“She will be here any second.” As soon as Waverly spoke you opened the door to the conference room. “Ah, here she is. Team, this is Agent-”
“Y/N Y/L/N,” Napoleon finished and stood up. “Long time no see. How are you,” he shook your hand and gave you a quick hug.
“Did Solo just hug someone,” Gabby whispered to Illya.
“Wait, you’re on the team now,” Solo asked and you nodded.
“Solo, Y/L/N, I see you are previously acquainted,” Waverly asked.
“Unfortunately,” you joked. As you took your seat and were introduced to the rest of the team Solo noticed Illya’s stare at you. He looked at you like he was looking at the stars in the sky.
*4 months ago*
“Y/N, tell me, when are you going to tell Illya about your infatuation with him,” Gabby nonchalantly asked.
You laughed it off, “What are you talking about Gabby?”
“Please, I’m a master liar too I know when you lie. It’s obvious that you like him. Man up and ask him out already!”’
In the next room Napoleon and Illya were having a similar conversation.
“Peril,” Solo took a drink from his whiskey, “I’ve been thinking…”
“Do I want to know?”
Solo rolled his eyes, “I’ve been thinking about what kind of date you should take Y/N on. I know she likes Chinese, her favorite flower is a sunflower and-”
“What, no. What date are you talking about,” Illya stopped him.
“Modern day Russian Romance. The Peril and the top CIA agent.”
“I do not know what you mean.”
“I’ve seen how you’ve looked at her since the day she joined the team. Just get it over with and tell her like you feel.”
“I need help,” you yelled into your com. “I’ve got a wave of 5 agents coming at me and I have two bullets left.”
“I’m coming Y/N. Sit tight!” You heard Illya yell. You couldn’t stay in your spot though. The agents came in hot and you had to spring into action. You fought and killed two of the agents, have one knocked out, but there were still two left with plenty of bullets. You hit the gun from one of the men’s hands but a stabbing pain in the stomach stopped you. You looked down and saw blood pooling out of your stomach. You collapsed and saw the two men standing over you. The one with the gun raised his pistol to your head. You looked down the barrel but nothing came even though you heard a bang ring out. Another one followed and the two men crumpled where they stood.
“Y/N,” the voice was muffled. “Y/N, stay with me.” But your eyes closed and all you saw and felt was darkness.
“She lost a lot of blood, Peril,” you could make out Solo’s voice. “Doctor said she flatlines on the table but that she’s stabilized now. She’s in a coma and they aren’t sure when she’ll wake up.”
“Why don’t you and Gabby go back to the hotel. I think I will stay here.”
“You’ve haven’t left since she was admitted. Why don’t you take a night off?”
“No. I will stay here with Y/N.” You could hear the faint sound of a door closing. “You have to wake up, Y/N. I love you. Please wake up.” Everything faded again.
You felt your senses hit you at once. You slowly opened your eyes and shut them quickly as the light hit your eyes. Once they adjusted you looked around the room you were in and the IV’s that were in your arms. You tried to move and felt a pain shoot through your abdomen, your instinct was to gasp. The mass in the chair next to you jolted forward and mumbled something in Russian. “Y/N,” you saw it was Illya. He sat forward in his chair. “Are you ok? I’ll get a nurse,” he opened the door and yelled for a nurse before you could reply.
A nurse came in and checked you before she left saying she’d get your doctor. “What’s the last thing you remember,” Illya asked you.
“Looking down the barrel of a gun. And, you. I remember hearing your voice. You said…” you stopped not knowing if you had imagined it or not.
“What did you hear me say?”
“I heard you say you loved me.” You looked at his face and it told you that you hadn’t imagined it. You reached and took his hand in yours. “I love you to, Illya.”
“Really?” You nodded your head. “After you get out of this hospital I would like to take you to restraunt.”
“I’d like that.” You looked at your nightstand and saw a vase of sunflowers sitting right by you. “These are beautiful. Sunflowers are my favorite,” you told him.
“I know,” he smiled at you and the twinkle in your eyes as you looked at them.
word count : 4 326 summary : it continues the story from the past parts , except my denial about stefan being gone kicked in big time so … oops. ;) also .. sorry matty :( *not my gif* __________________________
Y/N woke up in the car , the window slightly open letting in the cool morning air inside. She squeezed her eyes a few times , willing them to open. The car was moving down a familiar road but for some reason she couldn’t place it at first. “Morning beautiful.” said a male voice. Y/N turned in the direction the voice had come , finding Kai grinning at her. Suddenly she remembered - he had used his magic on her , snapped her neck… “Oh God …” she muttered and just glared at him. “Ahh … you are mad at me.” Kai stated , he had seen this coming from a mile away. “You are damn right , I am mad at you.” she said angrily , raising her voice with every word. “How could you do this ?! What if things had gone sideways , huh ? You keep pushing things , Kai … I was willing to overlook the fact you ignored me for 3 whole days since you came back , but THIS ?” Never before he had used his magic against her , let alone causing her pain intentionally. Kai pulled over on the side of the road , taking a deep breath before turning towards her. He tried to touch her cheek , pull her close to him but Y/N pulled away. “Don’t touch me.” she said angrily , getting out of the car. A split second later Kai was outside with her , pressing her body to the car. His eyes desperately trying to meet hers , but she kept avoiding his gaze. “Please Y/N….” he said. “What was I supposed to do ? Put you in danger again like last time? You are the only person I ever cared about or loved … I had to protect you.” Y/N turned towards him , trying very hard not to push him off her. Even after all this time , his tricks to make her forgive him still had effect on her except she wasn’t planing on letting him get his way this time. “Don’t be angry at me…” he said his hand sliding around her waist pulling her closer to him as he leaned in , whispering in her ear. “Forgive me , please.” gently kissing her neck. “You are an idiot…” she said pushing him off a few meters away. “My idiot…” she muttered. “Things have changed , Kai. THIS is not going to work anymore to get my forgiveness.” Kai scoffed. “Oh really?” he vamp- ran towards her , smacking her into the car , boxing her in , his lips hungrily attacking hers, no space between their bodies. She tangled her fingers in his hair kissing him back and pulling him close to her for a few moments before pushing him away. Oh , hell no. she thought. Kai grinned. Just for a moment there , she had let go of her anger and he knew a little more time and she’d forgive him. He couldn’t lose her , not over this. “You will forgive me. I know you will.” he said. “Get in the car. I’m taking you to buy you a drink.” “What ? You think if you get me drunk all of this will magically go away ?” she said getting in and slamming the door behind her. Kai getting in a moment later. “No. I just want to take my girl out for the evening , see her happy and show her how much I love her.” he said winking at her. “Shut up..” she muttered smiling and glanced at him. Kai always got what he wanted , she knew she’d forgive him eventually and was just torturing him by refusing him. Kai winked at her , kissing her in a surprise attack. “You know I did what I did because I love you , right ? I love you more than you can imagine ,and I guess what they say is true - people do stupid things for love…” he took her hand , intertwining their fingers together. “I’m sorry for what I did. I truly am.” Y/N looked into his eyes , filled with love , hope but also sadness ..and her heart broke. “Damn it …” she muttered , his eyes making her weak. “I forgive you , Kai… but don’t do things like these anymore okay ?” He didn’t say a word , just leaned in to kiss her one more time before heading down the road again.
They got to the bar and even tho it was still early in the day , there were people there.. and a karaoke stage. Kai was so excited about doing a song Y/N couldn’t help but smile. He went on stage once dedicating the song to her , then they did shots and cocktails , laughing and kissing … pretty much drawing attention to themselves. At some point Kai had to compell the bartender to let them keep drinking , with both of them being vampires their tolerance was way up high. A few hours later Kai decided to do another song while waiting for Y/N to come back - she had gone out looking for a real drink and he just didn’t feel like sitting alone at the bar. Y/N walked outside the bar , looking around … all the things that had happened in the past 24hrs had drained her of all energy and the hunger was starting to take over. She closed her eyes and let her vampire senses take over. There was a guy nearby , about to rob a store. Y/N opened her eyes and rushed in the direction of the screams , snatching the guy in a flash before anyone had had time to realise what was happening. “Stealing ? Really ?” she said laughing at the guy’s confused expression. “Tell me , why were you robbing the store?” she compelled him. “Because it’s easy money.” the guy said with a grin. Y/N chuckled. “Yeah … sorry pal , maybe if it was for a sick kid or something un-selfish , I would’ve let you go… find another person to eat but…” she said smiling innocently at him. “Don’t scream.” Purple - black veins started to show under her eyes along with her fangs , the guy’s eyes widened and a moment later she sank her teeth into his neck , draining every last drop of his blood from his body. When she was finished , the guy’s lifeless body dropped on the ground. She wiped the blood off her face and headed back into the bar. Just as she was about to enter someone grabbed her hand , making her turn around. “Damon?” she asked , her eyes widening. “What are you-” “Payback’s a bitch , isn’t it Y/N?” Damon said before snapping her neck before she has had time to respond. He lifted her body and carried her inside , locking her in the storage closet near the entrance. “There you go.. Oh-kay. Now maybe you won’t cause any trouble.”
* * *
The pain is not going away. Y/N thought as she had just finished another glass with bourbon. She couldn’t believe this was happening again. Her friends just didn’t understand how she could love Kai , how she could oversee all the things bad things he had done. Even after all this time and everything that had happened , they still didn’t want to even try. Her phone buzzed for the billionth time that night and she glanced at the screen , tho it was absolutely useless considering she already knew exactly who’s name would be there. BONNIE said the caller ID. Y/N clicked IGNORE again and motioned to the bar tender to pour her another glass. “After this one , you are cut off.” the guy said. Y/N just glared at him , her eyes literally shooting daggers at him. It would’ve been easy to compell him , she just wasn’t in the mood. Other things were occupying her mind. Damon had snapped her neck and with the help of his brother had kidnapped Kai , locked him away in the Armoury and then Bonnie had sent him to another Prison World… all the while she had been locked inside a storage closet with like 15 locks on it , which no doubt were added there by Damon to prevent her from getting out. By the time she had succeeded it was already too late. A moment later she saw Bonnie walk through the Grill towards her. “Did you come here to gloat ? To rub it in my face that you locked Kai away again just cuz you are too blind to see he was changing ?” Y/N said , very slightly slurring her words. “No. I came here to check up on you.” Bonnie said calmly. “I am still your friend , even if you shut me and everyone else out. I got worried when you weren’t picking up your phone…” “Spare me your symphathy , OK.” Y/N said taking a large sip from the glass. “I don’t wanna hear any more lies from you.” “Y/N , Kai tried to kill the Lizzie and Josie … He had to be stopped.” “Yeah , cuz you couldn’t just lock him in a normal cell… or at least give us the chance to leave this stupid town.” Y/N snapped at Bonnie. “You know what ? I’m done. I don’t want to spend another second listening to you … ” Bonnie tried to touch her but Y/N swatted her hand away. Y/N was so angry at Bonnie and all of her former friends right in this moment , it was hard not ripping her heart out. Y/N knew the only way to get Kai back was Bonnie , only she knew where the new Ascendant was and how to bring him back or at least send her there. “Bring. Him. Back. Bonnie…” she demanded standing up, looking menacingly at her… Y/N would’ve compelled her , but even in her semi-drunk state she knew that wasn’t an option since Bonnie was a witch. Compulsion wouldn’t have worked on her. “No. Not going to happen.” Bonnie replied , her voice infuriatingly calm. Y/N couldn’t control her anger anymore and wrapped her hand around Bonnie’s neck , she didn’t even care that there were still a couple of people at the Grill. “You seem to forget , I am a vampire now. It would be so easy for me to snap your neck right here…” Just as Y/N was about to make her point again all the world went dark.
When Y/N woke up she was still at the Grill , laying on the cold floor. Every part of her body ached. She tried to stand up but the dizziness kept her down. “Rise and shine…” someone said , a male voice. She didn’t recognise it at first but it sounder very familiar. She forced her eyes open and saw Damon standing over her. “Ugh…” “Aww come on. You can’t be THAT mad at me?” Damon said , a slight grin on his face. “Do you want to bet on this ?” Y/N answered as she stood up , rubbing her neck. “You snapped my neck , clocked me in a supply closet with 15 locks on it !” she raised her voice , Damon smirking proudly of his achievements. “Kidnapped my boyfriend and used your little sidekick to send him away AGAIN ! And my guess is you snapped my neck last night ?” “Yep.” Y/N was getting seriously tired of all this. Her friends always seemed to be on the opposite side of things. It was partially her fault - during the past 4 years she hard burned pretty much every bridge between her and them , turning them from friends into frenemies. “I have a better idea.” Y/N said , catching Damon’s attention. “Convince Bonnie to let Kai out … OR … I will flip my humanity switch again and make all of your lifes a living hell.” she said running her fingers through her hair. “Remember how much fun that was last time ?” she said smiling innocently. “No.” “You reaallyyyyy are enjoying this , aren’t you? What is this ? Payback for all the things I did during those 4 years ?” she scoffed. “Need I remind you none of this would be happening if it wasn’t for you and Bonnie. I’d still be human and have a chance at a family with Kai , who wouldn’t have gone off killing his entire coven if you hadn’t ditched him in 1903. How can you judge him , Damon? Tell me. Explain it to me. You have done things far worse than he has!” “Debatable. You are not thinking clearly , Y/N …” Damon said. “I am , believe me.” she said , taking in a deep breath, trying to calm herself. Maybe it was time to take a different approach and appeal to his humanity , tho she doubted he had any left. "Look Damon , I need to at least say goodbye to him.“ Y/N pleaded. “I love him. Sure you at least understand THAT… ” she trailed off. “You took him away from me three times. You OWE me at least a chance to say ‘goodbye’ to him.” Damon , grabbed a bottle from behind the bar and poured himself a drink , ignoring her every word clearly knowing her words were lies. Y/N nodded to herself. “Fine , then” she said and in a whoosh she snapped Damon’s neck. “It’s time for Plan B.” She stepped over his body and took the drink Damon had poured for himself. She sat on the bar , drinking until the bottle was empty then grabbed her leather jacket and walked outside. She stopped right outside , taking in the fresh air closing her eyes for a moment before flipping the humanity switch. Y/N was going to get Kai back , no matter what she had to do… and she already had a plan and a surprise new ally.
Summary: (Slight AU, instead of just going to JJ’s Spencer hides away, not really talking to the BAU team for awhile after Emily dies) Spencer needed a break after Emily died, he just needed something that wasn’t in the BAU, and he found it completely by accident.
Note: No one requested this, I just like the song and think of Spencer when I hear it, so this is just something little for him, hope you like it, this is my first time really writing him, based on ‘Say You Won’t Let Go’ by James Arthur
The sound of a playing child woke me with a start. Giggles came from outside my room followed by a low “shhh”.
Nancy must be over to visit. I thought, rubbing the sleep away from my eyes. I sat up slowly, looking over to my nightstand for the time.
Only, my nightstand wasn’t there. The clock and the tiny fox my little sister gave me weren’t there either. I quickly retraced my steps, but couldn’t remember anything after Hotch took me home. Anxiety tugged at my stomach, but I didn’t have time to panic. I took a deep breath and tried to investigate.
Most importantly, I wasn’t restrained. Confident I won’t get away…
I stood up carefully and took a body “head count” to make sure I was all there. I was still wearing Hotch’s jacket, which was so big the back panel was rubbing the back of my knees. The long sleeves made checking for my fingers a little difficult, but I managed.
No foul play there.
Shaking my head slightly I decided I hadn’t been drugged. My clothes were all in place, too. Just a bit wrinkled from sleeping in them for so long. No sign of assault.
My surroundings were plain, like the owner didn’t spend much time there. It was likely a single male, going by the empty plate on the dresser and row of shoes by the door.
Why would an unsub put a victim in his own room? Is this the only space he has that his kid can’t get into?
Across the room, on the dresser, was a picture frame. As I walked closer I saw a picture of a woman holding a tiny baby with a blue blanket wrapped around him.
I didn’t see indicators of a female presence… Grief, then. Probably seeking to fill the mother role for his child. I was relieved, unsubs like this were normally fairly docile unless provoked by their victim. If I could just get him to let me go to the market or something… I could call Hotch…
My hands padded down my pockets in search of my phone. I found it in my back pocket and tried turning it on. The screen stayed dark.
The child laughed again, and again he was quieted by an older voice, but the older voice was laughing quietly, too. If I was going to get out of here I figured it would be best to try when the unsub was in a good mood.
I walked over to a mirror hanging by the closet door and straightened things out, sighing at my bed head and trying to tame the worst of the fly aways.
I hesitated at the door. Come on, think, I told myself. It’s just like a case. Be scared later.
There was a knock before I could turn the knob. I tried to stifle my scream.
“Y/N?” The door opened a little. “Are you ok?”
My feet moved for me, pedaling back to the bed. How did he know my name? “F-fine! I’m fine.”
“I made breakfast, if you want to come eat.”
The door opened a little more and his head turned into the room.
“Yes?” He replied, mimicking my tone of surprise but adding a hint that an “obviously” was going to follow.
Relief flooded my senses. I rushed across the room and hugged him tightly. “I’m so glad you’re not a murderer!” I cried.
“What?” Hotch patted my back awkwardly, trying to keep some distance between us. “What do you mean? Are you ok?”
“I didn’t know where I was! I thought I’d been kidnapped or something after you dropped me off at my house!”
Confusion blinked in Hotch’s eyes for a second. “Oh!” He blushed. “I’m sorry. I forgot your address and you didn’t wake up when I tried to ask for it and Jack was sick so I had to get home. I could have taken you back once Jack was asleep again but I was too tired by then so I just let everybody sleep.”
“Oh, ok.” I couldn’t make eye contact. Heat started to climb up my neck, the blood rushing into my ears first.
The corner of Hotch’s mouth lifted slightly. “Did you really think you’d been kidnapped?”
“Shut up,” I defended, blushing even more.
“Dad! Can I have orange juice?” Jack called from the kitchen, distracting Hotch from laughing at me.
“Sure, just be careful when you pour it, I don’t want it all over the kitchen again. Y/N, you coming?”