i adore this pic so much

This is Penelope, the opossum at the zoo where I work l, sitting in her “weight bucket” so we can keep track of how much she weighs. She is a very good girl.

That is all. I hope this beautiful opossum made your day a little better.

My collaboration with @whatthefoucault for the Captain America Reverse Big Bang 2017 @capreversebb. !!! The fic can be found on Ao3 

It’s my first time participating in a reverse big bang and it has been lovely !! Thank you so much @whatthefoucault for your enthusiasm and for this adorable domestic fic. 

Also I’ve had the pleasure to work with two authors for this event so stay tuned for another fic with nearly the same but not completely identical pic ! 

rating keith’s smile out of 10

every time i see keith smile i gain 10 years of life so im here today to rate some pics of keef to calm by beating heart 

the shit eating grin 12/10, the type of smile that says “ur daughter calls me daddy too” and i love it

the “i got back ur lion notice me senpai” smirk: 15/10   the teasing remark?? the teasing smirk?? this whole scene clears my skin

the “im completely and utterly in love” smile: 100/10   do i need to explain???? look at the softness……the fondness…… and who is it directed at??? uuuhh yeah ur boy lance dont tell me klance is dead u coward

hooo boy another soft smile like look at that!!!!!! hes so in love and im in love and my crops are flourishing, a solid 200/10 

the famous “we make a good team” smile, very gay scene but personally not my favorite smile but yall would have attacked me if i didnt include it , 11/10

just fuck me in the ass smile, 80/10 very Nice

the “heh like that” smile UUUUHHMMMM 500/10 LOOK AT THIS…….. aesthetic backgroun? yes. great quote? yes. smile directed at lance once again? y e s. 

angsty season 3 keith smiling at l a n c e , 350/10 let him be happy dreamworks let!!!! him!!!!!! be!!!!!1 happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

look at that smile!!!!! the “we’re still just kids even tho were in space on a very important mission” smile 600/10 very pure and im about to cry with love

PROUD BABY SMILE 1000/10 LOVE THAT SMILE……….I WOULD DIE FOR HIM

the soft “my boyfriend is so talented” smile 5000/10 wonderful smile, filled with pride and adoring, another reminder that klance will never die asswipe 

the otome game smile, 800/10 ill leave my heart to this smile if u know what i mean hahahah excellent smile, could cure diseases

GOD TIER/10 ARGUABLY THE BEST SMILE like look at that big grin!!!!!! i bust a nut every time i see that laugh!!!!!!!!! baby boy i love u 

“Nothing’s gonna stop us now!”
I just came up with idea (it’s not some kind of AU or anything. I just like to combain Heroic and Villainous in one universe and make them acts like bunch of idiots x2) while watching “Can’ts Don’t Dance”.
On pic there’s Flug and Clemencia (that’s the Heroic!Demencia. Idk if I’m going to stick with this name, but it’s good-sounding so I think it’s ok.)
I like to think that Flug is actually a pretty good singer, and Demencia not so XD So in that case: Clemencia must be good just as Flug, and Slys/Slug [with 6.0.6 as his bodyguard (Max in the movie)] not so. But idk If I hc this that much. It’s just a thought.
Also I like to think about Clemencia as a sweet heard-worker, who don’t have time for crushes (even If she has a crush on WH. But will not admit it cause “it’s stupid, he’ll not look at me anyway”). (yeah I ship BH x Flug, BH x Demencia, WH x Slys/Slug AND WH x Cemencia. I just adore them all TuT)
And what about this pic anyway? Well, this idea I was talking about is about Slys/Slug trying to make WH and BH shut down thier companies and later buy it so he can… idk? Be evil? He’s a bitch don’t dispute with this. So Flug, Clem, Dem and 5.0.5 are trying to help companies earn the money (SOMEHOWLOL) with a show, to prevent selling them.
I don’t really know what could I write more about it. Hope ya like it?

For those who wants to know who Slys/Slug is in this concept… Isn’t it obvious?

He’s fucking perfect for this. (ALSO IS THERE SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO DRAW HIM IN “BIG AND LOUND” OR SHOULD I DRAW IT? I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS)

BONUS:

WH: Thaaaaat… Was kinda sweet actua-
BH: I’M LEAVING.
WH: No BH WAIT, THEY TRIED SO WELL!!-

Play with Me

Written for: Melissa’s Birthday/1000K Followers Challenge

Words: 6062

Pairing: Dean x Reader x Sam

Prompt: Reader is shy (but secretly kinky)

Warning: SMUT, Dom/Sub Relationship, Language, Minor Angst, Polyamory,

A/N: I’m pretty confident that this is the smuttiest thing I’ve ever written. I apologize for nothing. Happy Birthday Melissa and I sincerely hope you enjoy this. All errors are my own, gifs/pics found on google, and as always feedback is very much appreciated.

Summary: Dean and Sam realized a long time ago they were in love with their shy hunting partner, but never thought they’d ever had a chance. Needless to say, a random accident leads the boys to a shocking truth about her and hopes that just maybe they’ll stand a chance with her after all.

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        Sam wondered down the hallway to your room looking for your laptop. He was in desperate need of a new one but since you were away on one of your weekend excursions he figured he could easily grab yours to finish the research he had been working on. He grabbed it heading back to the library as Dean brought out the lunch he’d been making for them.

     “Isn’t that Y/N’s laptop?” Dean asked as he took a bite out of his burger. “Sure she’d be okay with that?”

     “Yeah she’s let me use it before and I’m nearly finished.”

     “Awesome. Have you heard from her?”

     “Not since we talked to her last night,” Sam offered. “You know she’ll be back tomorrow with some weird story and ply you with pie and that’ll be it. Stop worrying.”

     “I can’t help it, Sammy. You know how she is. I mean to be a hunter she’s the shyest person I know. I worry,” Dean shrugs as Sam smiles at his brother.

     “I know what you mean Dean, but she lives with two guys she’s probably just visiting friends or something. Hell maybe she has a significant other I mean we’ve never seen her hook up with anyone before,” Sam trailed off when he thought about Y/N with someone and he could see that Dean agreed. Dean and Sam had several conversations once they realized they both had feelings for you. Although they ultimately decided that neither would pursue you unless you showed an interest, they knew you probably never would. Dean admired how strong you were despite your timid nature and Sam had this desire to protect you from the world.

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Jumin & Jihyun Childhood Memories

Cheritz I need this in canon please u,u

Btw the second pic was inspired by @sae-you-sae-me‘s RFA take over post. I love it so much cz juminv are so adorable :3

Some HCs:

o) They first met on Sep 15th; 20 years ago. After V’s birthday but before Jumin’s birthday that year; that’s why their age still different
o) V is slightly taller than Jumin back then
o) V called Jumin “Juminnie” he is younger than him and he think it’s cute; he want to protect him
o) V lowkey wanted Jumin to call him “Hyung” (older brother in Korean) but Jumin feel so embarassed no way he would call him that
o) and yeaa that’s pervy crab touched Jumin’s booty lol

A-Z NSFW: Baekhyun

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A = Aftercare 
While he’s kind of a spastic mess, he’s a very tender lover. He doesn’t want to do anything to hurt you or cause you discomfort, and he knows how much his style of sex affects you, so he’s very keen on aftercare. He’s got a thing about smells, so I can see after being rubbed down with a warm rag or after a shower, he’ll give you a little massage with some sweet smelling lotion just to make sure you’re really soft and clean and happy.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
For him, his favorite body part is his hands(see to Kink for more). On you, he loves your legs. he loves how the warm skin wraps around his hips, how soft they feel beneath his fingers, not to mention when they’re surrounding his head…

C = Cum 
For the most part, he comes in you. But every once in a while he likes having you on your knees, and he gets to paint your chest. Of course, being the oh so loving man he is, he makes sure to clean you off too, it’s only fair since he made the mess anyways.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
It’s not technically a secret, but what he really does with it is a secret. Of course, being with Baekhyun means he’s away on tours a lot, and after a long discussion of making sure no fucking one would see them besides him, you let him take a few pictures of yourself…for him to take with him on tour. But he didn’t tell you that he kind of uses them daily, when you’re not around and he’s locked in the bathroom…

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
This little bitch….anyways, EXO laugh at too many dick jokes for me to ever believe he’s an innocent baby, I don’t know if he’s put it to good use, but that boy knows too much already. If anything, EXO are pro porn watchers, fight me. Baekhyun’s hips and mouth and fingers…….he’s got the tools, and he knows how to work them.

F = Favorite position
Baekhyun’s a guy that I feel really likes just chilling, laying back, and letting you ride the fuck out of him. He likes that he can have somewhat control, holding your hips, guiding your speed or just holding you still so he can thrust up into you. Or his personal favorite, is you topping, laying your torso against his and letting him hold you, while you grind away.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Do you know who we’re talking about here? Baekhyun can’t hold a serious face if it meant saving his life. He’s nothing but a ball of breathless giggles in the bedroom, there’s not a serious moment in there.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Baek’s so soft and mushy I love it…we’ve seen his tummy fucking hell the abs pics I just looked at for this part fml and his tummy is pretty clean, no trail. So I think he trims pretty well, I don’t think he’s bare, just keeps it nice and neat.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Baekhyun isn’t that romantic in the bedroom, beside telling you his love and adoration for you, most of his romance is reserved for the non-sexual part of your romance, where he tries to go above and beyond with roses and fancy dinners. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
You’re not able to be around as much as he gets horny, so Baek jerks off more than he’d like to admit. He’s pretty sneaky about it, and can do it in record speed too. Anyone would think he just went to the bathroom, but nah, he’s just in there jerkin’ it.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
It’s kind of weird, but he has a kink for his own fingers. They’re so long and slender and so so pretty when they’re trailing across your skin, making your body so hypersensitive to his touch especially when he’s thrusting them in and out of your core.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Baek, while a hyper brat, is pretty lazy when he’s got time off. He’s just lounging around the living room most of the time, watching tv and eating, so naturally that’s where you are too. Aaaand that means he’s not going to give a damn about moving into the bedroom when he’s horny. Honestly at this point, when EXO has time off, and you’re at the dorm, it’s pretty much an unspoken rule that the boys stay out of the dorm, or at least give a hour heads up before returning.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
He’s such a little shit all the time, the thing that turns him on the most is when you’re the one being a little shit. Giving him those intense looks that he knows the meaning to, brushing his thigh teasingly, lowering your voice to almost a whisper. He’s basically pushing you to the bedroom after that.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He’s more goofy and is on the same level with you in most things, dominance isn’t his thing at all. You or him,  he’d rather you be equal in the bedroom.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
The amazing vocalist he is, his tongue was designed by the gods for greatness, and greatness meaning going down on you. He’s a god, you don’t know if he’s trying to please you or kill you, honestly the outcome is the same. He’s going to kill you with his tongue. Your grave will say ‘died with byun baekhyun between my thighs’. Bless you. On the flip side, he’s a horny little toad and it would never cross his mind to reject a bj, he practically gets on his knees to beg you to get on yours.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Baekhyun’s what I like to call a jackrabbit fucker. He’s got such a fast and hard(not so much rough) pace it’s almost unbearable…almost. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He’s not the biggest fan of quickies, he normally isn’t very satisfied with one round, let alone a quick one, and he doesn’t like that, or knowing you’re not really satisfied yet either. In the rare occasions they happen, it always ends with a promise that he’ll make it up to you later, when he can really get his hands on you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
While he is kind of freaky dinky, I don’t think he’s that outrageous with sex. A few picks out of a kamasutra  book, a few new toys, one time you snuck into one of the other members’ room, but nothing leaves the house. No public sex or anything, he’s a mess when he’s home. I mean what’s the worst that’ll happen? The boys see Baekhyun naked? Yeah, like that’s anything new… 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He does the very most…all the time. Baekhyun is such an excited puppy, he never tires out, how does he do it, what coffee does he drink, I need to know. His stamina is insanely high, he can go for probably 20 minutes(actual sex), and can last at least three rounds on the minimum. If you get in bed with Baekhyun, expect a long night.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
I think Baekhyun would have a few toys, just some basic ones. He has some handcuffs hidden away, and a few small vibratos so he can have at his mercy and he can play with you all night long. The idiot definitely has stupid condoms, like glow in the dark and star wars themed ones…dork…

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
We all know Baekhyun is a little shit, he starts with Xiumin, eggs on Soo(cmon yall know he does it on purpose), mocks the fuck out of Tao, he’s a full blown toddler. And he’s just the same in the bedroom, you’ll probably have to threaten to kick him in the neck to get him to get on with it, he can and will tease you until you’re pretty much in tears. Little shit…

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Listen….the boy’s a vocalist….have y’all heard him sing? Do I have to explain the high notes? Do I really? Well anyways, y’all might as well just record your sessions, SM might be able to weave some of them high notes into a new hit song for EXO. Baekhyun is so vocal and loud in the bedroom, I almost want to recommend you ear plugs, he might bust your ear drum while he busts a nut.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Bacon is a joke, I know it’s not funny to make fun of foreign names, but my Nana can’t seem to understand how to fit the Hyun into that, tbh she only has like three teeth so maybe she just can’t….anyways, it was a joke, that you got ‘Baekhyun’ Lube, and of course he was like ‘tf you talking about did SM do some weird fucking shit and put out a BDSM line of exo shiz or????’ ‘nah babe it’s bacon flavor. get it? bacon? baekhyun? lol’
side note, don’t even try bacon lube, it tastes like ass

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Baekhun does one of the best tuck jobs in EXO and it makes me mad, Suho out there jumping in front of a stadium of fans with his dick slappin his leg, and this little bastard can’t give us more than just a few bulge pics? Smh. Anyways, Nana’s word is law when it comes to talking dicks, and in the wise words of my 60 year old grandma, “he ain’t big, shorty, but he’s like…a humper…like a bunny just goin’ at it. it ain’t big, but he sure fucks you wild.” I don’t know what that means, but I’m going with it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He’s like an excited puppy, he’s always trying to hump your leg…metaphorically, that is. He’s always itching to get his hands on you, it’s a wonder he manages to remember to eat and shower when all he can think about is how to get you back in the bedroom with him and out of your clothes.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Baekhyun’s a very clingy and lovey baby, we all know this. You can’t get him out your hair in most aspects of your relationship, and post sex isn’t any different. He wants to curl up with you, naked as ever, and sleep with his love, he’s not even going to attempt to move from that bed for a good few hours, have a nice nap y’all, congrats on gettin that good dicc.

anonymous asked:

Sandy's blog has inspired me to ask: what is your all-time favorite photo of Ben? (Just one. Control yourself, Steph) 😉

OH NONNY. I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS. I have had the same absolute fave pic for a few years, though I get the tinglies when I see some others! Can I cheat like Sandy and give more than one?? Please???

SCREW IT NONNY I CAN’T HELP MYSELF. You’re getting my top ten!!

(@yorkiepug​ I’m sorry I made fun of you, it is hard)

1. Okay, my all time fave pic is this one. 

THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. Gingerbatch? CHECK. FRECKLES?? CHECK. ADORABLE SMILE????? CHECK!!! BEAUTIFUL HANDS????? AKDLSFHALKSHDF CHECK!!!!!  EYES THAT END YOU???? FUCK ME, CHECK!!!! It’s only missing his nose crinkle!! Seriously, I love this pic SO MUCH. SO SO MUCH. IT’s the freckles. I have a thing for freckles, and I love that whoever photographed this, let his natural freckles show rather than hide them. It’s such a natural-looking photo, and it makes me happy so MUCH every time I see it! Honestly, this photo waters my crops. Even in my worst S.A.D. moments, this pic really lifts my spirits. I’m still trying to find a high res version of this pic so that I can make a beautiful print of it. Seriously, you guys have NO idea how much this pic just makes me feel so happy.

2. My fave photoshoot of his is the Vanity Fair 2016 Shoot… OH YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.

THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. That hip sliver does things to my tummy. Like FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUDGEMUFFINS, I can’t even swear with this photo because it’s so pure and beautiful. UGH he’s so SOFT and beautiful in this and it makes me so happy. Oh and this is the shoot that gave us this:

Just… that sucking motion is doing things to me. Moving on.

3. THE FUCKING UNTAMEABLE HAIR CURL

Just OMG THIS PIC. THIS FUCKING PIC and the loose curl. I love that fucking untameable curl. This is such a lovely pic of him, and it makes me so, so happy. His lips and eyes are SO beautiful and just that damned curl just is in every photo from this shoot and it makes me so happy. I love that fucking curl like it’s my child and it makes me sad that Ben doesn’t.

4. The Star Trek Into Darkness Shoot

I FUCKING LOVE THIS PHOTO. Just this hoodie and jacket combo REALLY REALLY suits him, and his cheekbones are SO BEAUTIFUL in this one. GUUUUUUHHH. 

5. HIS DORKY GOOFY FACE

OMG this photo makes me SO happy. I love this one SO MUCH. The goofy eyebrow and face, while wearing a suit. Ben is SO SILLY, I wish he let himself be this silly all the time. This photo is so precious!!

6. SOFT SLY LOOK

AAAAAWWWWWWW I love when he looks at the camera under his eyes. He looks so innocent and precious. This one especially is so lovely.

7. AND THIS TIME… WITH STUBBLE

Ben’s inability to grow facial hair is so precious, so when we get pics of his with his actual facial hair, it’s so BEAUTIFUL because his natural hair colour can be seen and it makes me happy. AND said natural hair colour makes his eyes SO SO green and I LOVE IT.

8. THE SMILE THAT CRINKLES HIS EYES

FUCK THIS PHOTO. THIS ONE CURED MY ROSACEA (I wish it really did, but FUCK gosh). He’s SO precious, and I LOVE those crinkles SO MUCH. When he’s smiling genuinely, his WHOLE FACE just crinkles and scrunches and it makes me so happy.

9. THE BEN TUMMY TUM TUM

ASDFADF This photo is so Lovely. Not sure if it’s an actual photoshoot or one that caught him unawares, but his stretch right on his tiptoes and the reveal of his tummy just makes me happy. AND JEANS. GAWD I love jeans on this man. Please, more photos of Ben in jeans.

10. The OUT Photo Shoot. 

BUT THIS ONE ESPECIALLY. THAT FUCKING SWEATER. That hole is driving me crazy and all I want to do is rip off his shirt.


Anyway, thanks for coming to my TED Talk, I nearly died searching my 2,000+ photos of Ben on my hard drive. :| I’m not creepy or anything.

anonymous asked:

omg i dont think this sent but theres that candid yoonmin pic i was talking about before! pbs(.)twimg(.)com/media/C8QxUVVVoAAQs2z(.)jpg

omg wtf ?? why are they holding hands?? what is going on?? as if this moment wasn’t already important enough because

- the photoshoot was absolutely adorable

- this used to be jimin’s wallpaper

- like how soft what kinda bfs

- but also upon return they were both so happy to find the place again in bon voyage??

idk man this is so intimate im onto them

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MUTTON CHOPS. MUTTON. CHOPS. *dies laughing*

In othet news, I knew I could trust you Neil. Everyone else was freaking out about the mad 80’s hair on Crowley. But I had faith, and it has been REDEEMED.

*gasps laughing from the floor* chops ha ha …


In other news, I was overall lukewarm towards Sheen. Tenant was the apple of my eye.

But seeing these production pics, I’m feeling the begining of love. Look at his face! Look at his stupid, adorable face! He’s like a happy little lamb.

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feast upon my weebiness

i used the bag at the farmer’s market today and i don’t think?? i noticed anyone staring, which is still kinda surprising to me. 

this cup is so adorable that i couldn’t resist buying it like the day after i bought the tote. 

@tosquinha thank you SO MUCH for your lovely art (and for enabling me to declare publicly that i am anime trash) <3 i love your comics and how the characters’ expressions always look so genuine and real while still being cutely drawn. 

from their society6 here and here

I’m not naturally optimistic. Optimism is hard fought and feels low reward. Anytime I’m positive on here, you’re reading my uphill crawl towards a bigger and healthier mindset.
I also don’t know why we do this. What’s the point of Instagram? To escape? To study people’s lives? There’s so much y’all don’t see, you know that. To post thirst traps of us killing it with self-deprecating captions so people will envy us at best, adore us at worst?
We’re not building an accurate collective of life snapshots. I’m just hiding in plain sight. I tried to post more selfies and thirst traps but it feels weird and that shit sucks TBH IM JUST HERE FOR MEMES so whatever: we all do it differently anyways I guess here’s a pic of me I found online lmao, happy Tuesday