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You Drive Me Crazy (Star Lord Reader Insert)

Anon Request: May I please request a star lord one shot where you and Peter really hate each other and you always disobey his orders and you’re both constantly fight but there’s lots of sexual tension and one day you and him get trapped in the ship and you’re yelling at him and he’s had enough and smutty smut where we get dominant star lord? Thank you you soooo much oh and btw I ADORE YOUR WRITING💕/hiiii, so idek how to say this but i really want a ‘bad girl’ and spanking/daddy kink going on with our sexy star-dork, i meant, star-lord. let’s make it very rough and animalistic. oh god i need help im sorry im awkward. thank you so much and im a fan of your work :)

Warnings: smut, language, orgasm denial, daddy!kink, spanking, overall roughness

Words: 2836

i’m so sorry i haven’t posted in like 10 years but here ya go! enjoy!


The loud slam of your door echoed through the ship. God, you needed to either punch something or scream. He was so goddamn infuriating and you were reaching your breaking point. Peter was always on your ass about something and he was especially pissy today just because you didn’t listen to him on the mission.

Essentially, your plan was much better than his. But because he was the great Star Lord and everything had to go his way or else he’d throw a bitch fit, you went with his idea. Basically, you were sent out to stop some group of galactic douchebags who were on a rampage planet over planet, stealing and murdering innocent people. Their leader was an easy target, for he was obnoxious and gaudy whenever he made his appearance.

“Stay behind and wait for the signal,” Peter ordered. You rolled your eyes, but cooperated and got into place with him behind the grimy dumpster. However, the leader came stumbling out of the bar he was currently pillaging. He was obviously inebriated, judging by his slightly greened, yellow skin and the sloppy smile painted across his face. And, there were also only three of his bodyguards with him. There couldn’t have been a more golden opportunity.

Moving to charge at them, Peter stopped you by grabbing your ankle. He was still crouched on the ground and he shot you warning look that let you know if you did this, you’d be in trouble later. Deep down, you relished in pissing him off, so you silently blew him a kiss and slipped out from behind your hiding place.

It was almost too easy enough taking them down. A few good punches and a swift kick to the groin later, they were all whining on the ground like newborns babies. Even though you’d earned yourself a nice bruise to the cheek, you grinned valiantly in Peter’s direction. However, the loud bang of the bar door being kicked open made you jump and, once the rest of the group saw their leader was on unconscious on the ground with you standing over him, and all out warfare began. You were lucky enough to dodge the first few blasts of gunfire and run back behind the dumpster as the Guardians shot back.

Once the firing had stopped and bodies lied splayed across the ground, you sighed and ran your fingers through your hair calmingly. Your wrist was gripped tightly by none other that Quill, who pulled you up harshly from your stooped position into a standing one.

“What the hell happened to the plan?” he gritted. You tried pulling your hand away but he was stronger, especially when he was angry.

“I improvised,” you replied coolly. This time, you were successful in ripping your arm back and you turned on your heel before walking away. Usually, this was his cue to shut up and drop it. But, when you heard his heavy footsteps behind you and felt his taut grip on your upper arm, it seemed as though this was far from over.

“Don’t walk away from me!” he yelled, stopping you in place. Your eyes widened slightly at the volume of his voice, for he was never one to really yell, but you quickly recouped yourself. “I am sick and tired of you not listening to me! You’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep pulling stupid shit like this!”

To be fair, he was right. You didn’t listen to him or anyone for that matter. Taking orders from someone else was something you rarely did and, because of that fact, there were always problems between Peter and yourself. He wanted to control you, you didn’t want to be controlled.

“Back off, Star Bitch,” you fought back, using that name you knew he loathed. “I took him down just like I was supposed to. What more do you want from me?”

“I want you to stop acting like a bratty little kid and take orders properly!” He stepped closer to you in an attempt to be intimidating. You moved even closer, unafraid while almost completely closing the space between you two.

“I don’t need to take orders from anyone, especially you!”

Peter’s glare was hard, eyes narrowed and ablaze. You weren’t scared of him whatsoever and definitely weren’t going to be talked down to like you were born yesterday. The bickering and fighting continued all the way back to the ship and was only interrupted when the talking tree said his only line.

“I am Groot.”

“Haha, I was thinking the same thing,” Rocket laughed. Simultaneously, you and Peter both directed your daggering glances from each other to the small raccoon. He held his paws up in defense and shook his head, still chuckling obnoxiously. “Hey, don’t look at me. I didn’t say it.”

“Then what did he say?” you demanded.

“That you two should just do it already.” Unintentionally, your jaw dropped at the insane thought. You, luckily, were able to fight down the heat that threatened to crawl up your cheeks and come up with something to say back so you didn’t look as dumbfounded as you felt.

“Sorry, but huge asshole isn’t my type.”

“Well, aggravating bitch isn’t mine,” Peter retorted. You huffed and rolled your eyes, storming back to your bunk. This was always happening, but it’d never gone this far. Anger boiled deep within you and your mind wandered around murder and how to get away with it.  There suddenly was a loud pounding at your door and you groaned loudly as you were forced to get up. After maliciously flinging the door open the door, it was none other than Quill again.

“And by the way- whoa!” He was cut off short by his body being forced in a collision with yours. Losing your balance, the both of you fell to the ground in a heap with the weight of his body almost crushing you completely. You caught a glimpse of Drax before the the door slammed shut, meaning he was the one who pushed him, and a heavy click followed. Shoving Peter off, you got up and went to open the door. When you pressed the button, and an ear piercing hiss was heard. Judging by the sound, someone must’ve rewired your door to lock from the outside and you resorted to pounding your hands against it.

“Let us out!” you called, still thumping your palms against the exit.

“Oh no, neither of you are getting out of there until you make up… or make out,” Rocket announced through the door. You faintly heard him snicker to himself before he continued. “Seriously though, you guys are giving us all a headache.”

“If you don’t let us out of here, I swear I’m going to skin you alive,” you threatened, desperate to leave this confined space. Especially when Peter was in there with you.

“We’ll be back later and if you have to go, try holding it in. Have fun!”

“Rocket!” you screamed. Giving up, you turned around and leaned back against the door, sliding down into a slump on the floor.

You went for God knows how long without talking. How long had it been? Minutes? Hours? The concept of time seemed to disappear more and more as the tension grew the same. Finally, he spoke.

“This is all your fault,” Peter muttered to himself, now lounging like a fat cat on top of your bed. How dare he?

“You got something to say, Star Bitch?” you sassed, getting up from your seated position. You strutted over to the bed where he lied lazily with his hands folded behind his head and you put your own hands on your hips. At the mention of the nickname he hated, Quill glared up at you and sat up.

“Yeah, (Y/N), I do. This is all your fault,” he repeated while standing up so he could tower over you.

“Please elaborate for me.”

“Well maybe, just maybe, if you listened to me for once in your goddamn life,” he explained condescendingly whilst taking steps forward, urging you to step back, “none of this would’ve happened.”

“Well maybe, just maybe, you can kiss my ass.” And with that, you pushed past him and went to sit on your bed, arms folded under your chest. However, he quickly pulled you up from your seated position and slammed you against the wall, holding your wrists down so you couldn’t move. His movements were fast and, on impact, almost knocked the wind out of your lungs. “Get your hands of me you piece of-”

You were cut off short by his lips pressed in a bruising kiss against yours. It was astonishing, for it was the last thing you expected. A war raged within your mind, battling between whether to still be angry or not. It was very confusing. You welcomed yelling and screaming, maybe even some hitting, but this newfound intimacy was shocking. And judging by the growing warmth in the pit of your stomach, you weren’t completely dissatisfied with it. An unintentional moan escaped your throat as your eyes fluttered closed and you finally joining in the kiss.

Your wrists were still pinned against the wall so you unable to touch him and his grip tightened even more as he moved to nip sensually at your neck. Gasping as his teeth sunk into your delicate flesh, he sucked a mark then move to whisper against your ear.

“You need to learn how to listen and not be so defiant,” he muttered, his voice an octave lower than usual, “and, obviously, I’m gonna be the one to have to teach you.”

Even though his tone was an enormous turn on, his words themselves were not. Something in the back of your mind still didn’t sit well with obeying him, but you played along with his little game anyways.

“Now,” he began as he released your hands to grab your ass instead, “what was it you were about to call me?” You hesitated, debating on whether or not to actually tell him you were going to call him a piece of shit. But he was impatient and demanded your answer by pressing his thigh against your pant-clad, yet heated, core. You threw your head back against the wall and began melting slowly. “Answer me.”

“Daddy,” you moaned, not actually meaning to call him that. As soon as it slipped out, you immediately felt embarrassed and awaited a snarky remark about your secret kink.

“That’s more like it,” he hummed. This whole experience was just surprise after surprise and, to be honest, you didn’t want it to stop. “Anything I say, you do and you ask for permission otherwise. Understand?”



“Yes,” you corrected yourself. “Yes, Daddy.”

“Go over to the bed.”

You wanted to put up a fight, you wanted to give him a hard time but your legs were already shuffling towards his desired spot. He strutted up behind you and moved your hair to one side to leave rough kiss on the nape of your neck. His lips smirked against your skin when you moaned and Quill forced you onto the bed on your hands and knees. You kept your face forward and suddenly felt your pants being tugged past your hips, consequently exposing your butt to the mild air of the vessel. His fingers traced the curve of your bottom and you shivered with delight, feeling yourself getting wetter with anticipation.

“Count them,” he ordered. Before you could question what he meant, a hard slap made contact with your skin. It stung badly but he soothed it over with the palm of his hand.

“One,” you said, breathing uneven. Smack after smack after smack, your cheeks turning bright red under his hard touch. You were at 13 now and you could barely take anymore. Peter could tell by your heavy pants that you were though and flipped you over so that your back was pressed against the soft mattress.

Peter took his jacket off and threw it across the room a little too dramatically. It fell into the corner with a loud thud and you would’ve laughed at his over-intense attitude had your clothes not been practically being ripped off.

Your top was ripped over your head, your bra snapped open, your pants pulled off your legs, leaving you only in your panties. In the heat of the moment, you forgot the rules and tried pulling at his soft cotton shirt. Quill stopped, smacking your hands away and grabbing your jaw to make your look at him. His eyes were cold and serious and you felt anxious as you lie naked underneath him.

“What did I say?” he asked harshly.

“Anything you say, I do and I ask for permission otherwise,” you repeated his words from before meekly.

“Good girl. And did you ask permission to take off my clothes?”

“Peter, c’mon, I-”

“Excuse me?”

“Daddy, please. I want you,” you begged. Your body was hot and on fire, for all you wanted was him. It was taking too long and patience wasn’t one of your virtues. He began trailing kisses down your body and you shivered under each one. His teeth grazed over your hip bone as his finger hooked under the waistband of your underwear. Then, he pried you thighs open, holding your legs tightly in place and exposing your wetness.

Peter nipped and sucked at the sensitive skin of your inner thigh, the scruff of his beard slightly tickling you.

“Daddy,” you pleaded again, desperate for something. He chuckled a little to himself before ghosting his tongue all the way up your pussy, getting a full taste. You gasped at the terrific sensation, which egged him on. He sucked on your clit, licked patterns around and dipped his tongue inside you. My God, he was good at this. It seemed as though he was everywhere at once, a climax slowly consuming you. Your lower stomach burned with need and you called out his name, so close to it. Then he pulled away completely. You looked down to see his that stupid smirk he always wore. He crawled up to kiss you, tasting yourself on his lips.

“It’s about time I make you as frustrated as you make me. You don’t come until I say so.”

“God, Peter, I swear- oh!” He curled his fingers inside you, stroking your g-spot with each pump. Just like before, you were at the edge only to be left there without release when he pulled away again. It took everything in you not to just finish yourself off, but you waited as best you could as you watched him remove his garments. You reveled in his incredible physique, his line of work keeping him in amazing shape.

Then he pounced on you, completely nude with a striking erection. His muscles were robust, his body hard against yours. He smelled of his masculine cologne and intoxicating musk that you could get used to. You waited for it, the sweetness you’d feel when he was finally giving it to you, but it never came. Instead, he littered your neck with kisses and bites which, while it was enjoyable, you wanted to cherry on top.

“Daddy, I want you to fuck me, please,” you whined. He grinned against you skin then moved to nibble on your ear.

“Are you gonna listen to me from now on? Be a good girl for me?” he bargained. When the words ‘good girl’ fell from his lips, your hunger only grew more insatiable. You’d never nodded harder in your life and as soon as you agreed, because you knew he wanted it too, he thrust into you. A loud moan was heard on your part and you were thankful everyone was gone or else they would’ve surely heard it.

His cock was thick and filled you perfectly. Peter started off slow, then picked up and an incredible pace. You were already so close, but you held out the best you could. His skin was dewy and you wanted to lick every inch of it.

“Daddy, please can I?” you breathed needily.

“Go ahead, babygirl.” In a matter of second, with the help of that little pet name, you were shouting his name to the rooftops as you finally got what you wanted. Heat flashes and stars consumed you as you exhaled, feeling all the tension wash away. Quill came too, a heavy grunt and a ‘fuck’ enacted from him.

He rolled down next to you, both of you sweaty and sticky but satisfied completely. About 2 minutes later, the same loud click from before was heard and you had just enough time to cover your exposed body before Rocket strolled in with a grossed out look on his face.

“So, I see you two… made up,” he hesitated. You couldn’t help laughing a little and Peter joined in. Rocket groaned and turned to leave. “You humans are so disgusting, I swear…”

How to melt with a 6 min scene:

What a coincidence! They fall to the same side of the boat LOL….. We see you, Jamie and Claire!!!!! We see you!!!!!

What a coincidence again! They BOTH fall to the same side again….. LOL (And Jamie, conveniently, poses his hand on Claire’s waist at the end.)


Mmmmm…. they both know what it’s going to happen next and we are all so happy for that. 

Jamie is a lucky man because they have a cabin next to them. If not, I’m sure Jamie couldn’t have waited LOL

Here we go, Sassenach….!!!!!

LOL Jamie can’t even close the door properly…..

Desperate kisses are one of my fav kisses…..

This scene is even better with sound because Claire’s adorable giggling is everything and more.

I’m melting looking at them. This pose is so intimate and beautiful. And the way he’s worshiping her grey hair while their hands are on each others’ waists…..

Best Pillow Ever, isn’t him?….. Claire is so comfortable, look at her!

Claire opens her eyes when Jamie says some Gaelic words. I’m sure she’s so happy to hear this beautiful language again.

Look at her….. Look at this precious woman!!!! 

Claire is speaking and Jamie is looking at ALL her face….. Can’t they stop being so adorable for a minute?????!!!!!

The sexy eyebrows’ movement is here again!!!!!!!

I’m all for these smirks!!!!!



Jamie listening carefully to what she’s saying….. 

He moves even further to see her better while she speaks. WHY IS THIS ASSHOLE SO PERFECT?????!!!!! WHY?????!!!!!

When Jamie Fraser frowns while speaking, it is because he truly means the things he’s saying. 

Their little cute smiles here…..

This kiss with Jamie’s eyes open and his hand up and down caressing her back. I can’t with these two. I CAN’T!!!!!!!!! 

HARD TASK FOR FANS: Look how Jamie’s chest moves up and down in this gif….. 

Hard task for you to look at his chest, right? lol

anonymous asked:

Momo appreciation post



She is beautiful look at her eyes, look at her hair, look at her lips. Her cheeks are so cute and she has gorgeous skin. I love her adorable double eyelids. She’s such a softie with bangs, but Momo without bangs… dear lord


OH but her stunning drop dead good looks are nothing compared to her TALENT. THIS WOMAN IS OVERFLOWING WITH TALENT. 

Originally posted by laeunyeon





What we have here is a triple threat, she sings, she raps and she dances. SHe’s overFLOWING with talent

I mean I don’t need to prove it but here you go anyway

She loves performing so much

And her personality?


She loves Onces with all of her heart and SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HER CRAFT


Originally posted by minamyoui


She just really loves food, like it makes her really happy. She’s a giant baby and everyone loves her. The rest of twice adore her, just like us Onces do.

Originally posted by misamo

DO I EVEN NEED TO MENTION THAT SHE LEARNT ANOTHER ENTIRE FUCKING LANGUAGE (I didn’t mention this in the Sana ver of this post but it applies to her too)


IN CONCLUSION, we love our soft adorable Moguri. She brings so much happiness to Twice and Once and she is an aNGEL

Brave (Daryl x Reader) [REQUEST]

Hiiiiiiiii!!!! I actually have no idea if I am requesting correctly, haha. But anyway!! Could you do a story where the reader is a teacher in Alexandria, and she protects all of the children, and Daryl adores y/n for it. The reader has this pure, happy attitude where she is smiling all of the time, and then all of the sudden, when the children are in danger, she goes into mother mode, and does everything to protect them. Just a love story between Daryl and the reader. sorry if I wrote too much:)

Requested by anon

I hope you like this and sorry if I take so long.



I still need to edit this, but you guys waited so long so I’ll take care of that later :3

You can find my Masterlist on my profile description ;)

Originally posted by findmeacurebae

“Open the gate!” Rick’s commanding voice echoed in the silence of Alexandria.

The noise of the gates being opened is followed by a the rumble of an engine.

Daryl Dixon just came back from another run.

Like any other day, the expedition outside the safe zone’s walls went well, however , this one was special.

A certain (h/c) haired girl gave him a very special task.

His loved one was a teacher back when dead people didn’t came back to life; and now she has a little school for all the Alexandrian children.


“Even if the world isn’t like before, it doesn’t mean we have to rise uneducated children“

He remembered your words the day you asked to open a school in Alexandria, he loved the fact that you weren’t afraid to speak your mind.

The smile on your face and the spark on your eyes when Rick agreed with you  and decided to allow you to have a little space for teaching, were vivid on Daryl’s mind.

You were his sunshine, his ray of happiness and the person who saved him from himself after Beth’s death.

The thought to see your beautiful face in a little, made Daryl walk toward your classroom with a smile, something that didn’t go unnoticed by Rick, who choked a laugh.

He had never see Daryl this happy in the whole time they were together , unless you were right by his side.

Daryl ignored his friend’s teasing and kept walking with the big backpack on his shoulder.

He could hear the children’s laughs from the outside.

“Damn, these little rascals are noisy”

When he finally opened the door he was greeted by the sound of millions little voices calling and cheering for him.

For these little kids Daryl was an hero, and the fact that he killed zombies with a crossbow and could drive a motorbike was the cherry on the top of a cake.

Everyone admired him and wanted to be like him one day.

“Hey there stranger”

Startled by the voice behind his back, Daryl quickly turned around only to be met by the big smile on the face of his longtime girlfriend.

Smiling, Daryl gave you the backpack:

“A little present for staying away from you the past two days”

(Y/n) opened the backpack and she couldn’t believe her eyes:

Inside there were paper, pens, markers, books and other school supplies.

Without thinking twice you enveloped Daryl into a tight hug, which he reciprocates bringing his hands on your waist.

“Thank you, you don’t know how much we needed this”
“You’re welcome sunshine” he answered, giving you a kiss on the top of your head.

Suddenly you felt a grip on your white tank top:

“Mrs. (Y/n), what’s in the bag?” asked a little girl in pigtails.

Crouching down at her level you smiled at her:

“You see Claire, Daryl brought us some presents”.

At the word presents you find yourself surrounded by curious kids, trying to see what the presents were.

“Daryl was so kind and brought us new books and pencils so all of you can draws everything they want”.

“Mr. Daryl you’re the best!”

“I wanna be like you when I’ll grow up”

“I’m gonna draw Mr. Daryl”

You noticed how Daryl was blushing, he wasn’t used to compliments.

You took his hand and you both smile at each other.

“Mrs. (Y/n)?” little Claire called you again.

“What is it honey?”

“Are you and Mr. Daryl in love like the prince and the princess of the book we had read?”

“Yes honey, we are” you answered smiling at the curious little girl.

“That means that you’ll live happily ever after?”

She was so adorable, you couldn’t help but keep smiling at her.

“I hope so”

“And then you’ll have babies that will come here to play with us?”

“And that is the cue for me to go helping Rick with the supplies” Daryl quickly says, too embarrassed from the situation.

Giggling at seeing him so frustrated you stopped him.

“Be careful okay?”
“Shouldn’t I say that?” Daryl answered with a grin.

After what seemed an eternity he finally kissed you before leaving the class at the sound of little voices singing “(Y/n) and Daryl sitting under a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G”.

Despite the good time you had teaching at these little kids, you couldn’t forget that today was the day Saviors will came to Alexandria taking half of the supplies.

 When the noise of the Saviors’ cars and vans interrupted you from your task, you decided to distract the children by reading one of the books Daryl brought in the morning.

Unfortunately, a Saviour decided to enter in your classroom for an inspection.

“Oh what do we have here?”

You noticed the scared expression on the kids face so you walked toward the intruder, deciding to stand up for the kids.

“This is a classroom, you won’t find anything here”

“Wanna bet?”

The Savior walked toward the closet which contained supplies for children such has snacks, juice, spared pencils and so on.

“Well these are not weapons but will do”

He started to take everything  he found, however you walked to him with the intention to stop him.

“These are for the children!”

“Shut up you little bitch!”

A slap resounded in the whole classroom, it was so strong that sent you to the ground while the children started to scream in horror.

“Don’t treat Mrs. (Y/n) like that, you meany”

Claire went to the Saviour, punching him on his left leg.

A big grin appeared on the man face.

He took Claire’s hand and stared down at you:

“You should teach these kids some discipline”

He brought up his arm, ready to hit the little girl who was watching the man with a scared expression.

However, before he could hurt her, you got up and punched him on the nose, breaking it.

The man fell on the ground screaming in pain, while Claire ran to you, crying.

The Savior’s screams and the sounds of the children cheering up for you were interrupted by someone entering the room.

Everybody went silent.

A big and tall man with a baseball bat enters the room, followed by Daryl and Rick.

“What the fu…” taking a look around he noticed the children so he tried to check his language.

“What happened here?”

Negan was angry, everyone could tell that.

“That little bitch broke my nose” the Savior answered with a pained moan.

“The bad guy hit Mrs. (Y/n) and wanted to hurt Claire too” a little blonde boy suddenly spoke to Negan.

You noticed that Daryl was ready to charge the man that had hurt you, however  Rick grabbed him by his shoulder, shaking his head.

As much Daryl wanted to hit that man, he couldn’t risk to worsen the situation, he decided to listen to his friend.

With a grin, Negan crouched down to his lackey’s level:

“Once we get back, you’re in a real fuckin’ trouble”.

Despite the expression of horror on the Savior’s face, Negan kept smiling, looking at you:

“Sorry sweetheart, I assure you that this won’t happen ever again” putting emphasis on the “again”.

After Negan and his Saviors left Alexandria you knew for sure that you won’t see that man again.


Later that night, you were sitting on the counter of your kitchen, while Daryl took care of your bruised cheek.

“I can’t believe you stood up against that guy despite he had a gun on him while you were unarmed”

“So? I should have let that guy hit a poor little girl?”

Daryl could sense anger on your voice, however he just smiled at you:

“Actually I’m proud of you (Y/n)”

You smiled back at him and stare at each other in silence.

“You should’ve seen the look on the kids’ face…It was heartbreaking…inside of me I felt like to protecting them, even risking my life doing that, even if I’m not their mother”.

A sad smile made his way on your face.

Daryl knows that you wanted to start a family with him, he knew that since the time you all lived in the prison; however ,  back then, he wasn’t ready for such a big responsibility.

Moreover he saw what happened to Lori and he didn’t want to lose you the same way.

But now you both have an house in Alexandria, and even if the Saviors kept  coming for supplies he knew that here in Alexandria, with him, you and all the members of the group that you both call family,  your child will be safe.

And after what you did today, he was 100% sure of what he was going to ask you.

“You know (Y/N)…this house is too big for just the two of us”

“ Daryl? Are you trying to say what I’m thinking you’re going to say?” you asked, looking at your boyfriend with your eyes wide open.

“Yeah, I mean, if you want to…of course the first thing I wanted to ask you was to marry me…but I couldn’t find a ring so this other thing will do”.

Giving you a quick peck on your lips he kept talking:

“(Y/n)…I want a baby with you…do you want to give me the honor to become a father?”

Smiling you brought your hands on his cheeks while you lean down to kiss him.

What started with a chaste kiss became more sensual, while Daryl’s hands went under your tank top.

“Why…we don’t try….right….now” he tried to say between your passionate kisses, however he didn’t wait for an answer.

He lifted you up from the kitchen counter, your legs on both of his sides while you wrapped your arms around his neck.

You kept kissing and giggling while he walked you both into your shared room, ready to start a night full of passion and love.

Daryl Dixon’s Tag list (If you wanna be add, just let me know :3) : @nothisisstiles 




Headcanon: You and Bill having a Little Boy

I love Daddy Bill so much! This was so much fun to write. 

Warning: Mild language, cuteness. 

I know I promised a new imagine today, but I need at least another day with it. To make it up to you, here is another headcanon! Requests and tags are open. 

  • Daddy Bill is literally the cutest, most precious thing ever.
  • He is so proud of his family and shows pictures to everyone.
  • I mean everyone.
  • Every P.A. on his last film has seen about a million pictures of you and your son.
  • Your son is incredibly adorable and SO tall.
  • He is always the tallest student in all his classes.
  • Bill wants to make sure your son leans Swedish, so he reads Swedish folk tales to him every night.
  • Eventually, they would read to each other and act out all of the characters.
  • Your son is so playful and adventurous; he literally fears nothing.
  • Bill and your son go on adventures around your neighborhood; they are always exploring and discovering new things.
  • They would bring home so many creatures.
  • “Can we keep him mommy?” “Yes, Y/N can we keep him please?”
  • On Mother’s Day, your boys would pamper you.
  • They would kiss and hug you, make your breakfast, and take care of you all day.
  • Bill loves taking your son to the zoo.
  • He teaches him all the names of the animals in English and Swedish.
  • Bill and your son would always be playing together whenever Bill is home.
  • They would play pirates and you would be their captain, telling them what to do.
  • “Captain Mommy needs you rake the leaves from the poop deck”
  • Bill would buy all of his favorite toys from his childhood for your son.
  • Bill encourages your son to play with paint, blocks or anything that requires creativity and imagination.
  • Bill would never discourage anything your son loves.
  • He encourages him to be in touch with his emotions and express them in a healthy way.
  • Anytime the two of them go out together, they were matching outfits.
  • Your son is the biggest mama’s boy, and Bill is kind of jealous.
  • But he gets it because you are amazing.
  • Bill would buy his son a toy medical set.
  • “He is either going to be a doctor or an actor, so we might as well get him started”.
  • Bill would have his hands all over you whenever your son was sleeping. “I think it’s time we gave him a sibling. He needs lots of brothers and sisters to play with”.
  • For Halloween, your family would always wear group costumes.  
  • Over the years you would go as Remy, Linguini and Colette; Jack Skellington, Sally, and Zero; Luke, Leia, and Han Solo and your personal favorite, Harry, Luna and baby Dobbie.  
  • You and your son would always plan the costumes. Bill just goes along with it, acting like he doesn’t care, but he secretly loves it.
  • All of Bill’s brothers would play any game your son wanted; they would play soccer, pirates, jungle adventure, doctor’s office and knights.
  • Your son would be so spoiled with attention and gifts.
  • Bill’s brothers would fight over who was the favorite uncle.
  • Bill would teach his son respect towards women. This is VERY important to him.
  • You would come home to find a blanket and pillow fort in your living room. Crawling underneath, you see Bill and your son passed out on a big pile of pillows.
  • You take one million pictures; it’s the cutest thing you have ever seen.
  • Bill wakes up, smiles sleepily at you, and winks.
  • Your heart melts; you crawl in and cuddle with your boys.
  • Whenever Bill is away, he skypes you and your son every day.
  • Your son LOVES Marvel movies. He pretends to be Spider Man and makes you be Black Widow and Bill be Captain America.
  • Bill loves pretending to be the ultimate American hero and gets really into it.
  • Family portraits in sweaters every year for Grandma.
  • Bill would have a treehouse built for your son and they would have sleepovers in the summer up there at least twice a week.
  • They would call it the “Secret Boy’s Only Club” but Mommy is the only girl allowed because she is cool.
  • So many hugs and kisses from your sweet boys.
  • Eventually, Bill would give your son a puppy. He would name it Spidey.
  • Bill promises to take care of the dog, but of course, you end up being his main caretaker.
  • Bill would make it up to you with hugs and kisses whenever you complained.
  • Spidey and your son are best friends. They are inseparable.
  • Bill buys Spidey a dog Spider Man costume.
  • “Just clean up after the damn dog once in awhile Bill”.
  • Bill would thank you every day for giving him such a wonderful family.

I was at the shinee concert in vancouver and I have a few tHings to say because I need to talk about it

key is sweet and cute as HELL and him speaking english is heaven lemme just say??! his dance solo during one of their songs is ICONIC and his smILE PLEASE HELP ME. he is so handsome and beautiful, I swear, his ig posts do not do him justice
minho ALSO speaking english is a blessing and him waving at fans during their performance was adorable. him trying to shush the fans with a cute little smile when he wants to talk makes MY HEART ACHE TOO?? I kept screaming ‘MINHOOO’ whenever his parts in their songs came up. and his laugh too omg why I love him
taemin trying to speak in his broken english is the most sweetest and endearing thing ever and I like how he said he’ll try to learn more of our language for when they come back (plus his solo performance was PERFECT, AMAZING)((he also has some nice back muscles yo))
• hearing onew’s voice in person almost made me cry, I’m telling you. his voice is so beautiful and he’s just a squishy little bean I love him so much, he’s so precious and his laugh is adorable
jonghyun??? HIS SMILE IS SO BRIGHT AND HIS VOICE IS SO WONDERFUL I CANT BELIEVE I HEARD HIS VOICE WITH MY OWN EARS?? his heart is so pure please why is he doing this to me
• @ the end of the concert I nearly cried but I got a piece of confetti and the memory of their voices and smiles in my head so I’m fine bless shinee and their hearts

Ok ok ok! I just…this fucking film, people! I was laughing and smiling throughout! So many bat references, so many shippy moments! Just. So. MUCH!!!! Anyone wanting to avoid spoilers just fucking scroll past cos I’m on mobile and I can’t do that keep reading linky shit! (Also apologies for language but I’m so hyped up right now on cake and gay and happiness and BATJOKES!)

List of what Mellie fucking adored about Batjokes: The Movie (aka Lego Batman Movie)

Man in the MirrorI died. Every single fucking time! Opening the movie with a quote from the lyrics and then having it playing at Gordon’s party and then using even more of the lyrics throughout? God! It was just bliss!

PEW PEW PEW!!!! Aaaaaah! This was so fucking CUUUUUUTTTEEE! The way J came out guns a-blazin’, shooting up the place making those noises! ASSGDAAAH! And then the rest of ‘em doing it later! It was just the best!

Blinkity blink blink blink! Ahahahaa! You ain’t foolin’ NO ONE J!

Bruce not being invited to the JL anniversary party. WTF Supes? Just…what. the. fuck?! Actually, sad lonely Bruce was so fucking heartbreaking in this movie I just wanted to hug the crap outta him! This film did that surprisingly well. He’s presented as an arrogant prick but he’s such a sad little sweetheart underneath! I cry. So much.

Unhappy J slouching in his seat Ohhhhhhhhhh! Poor sad little clown baby! J was just too fucking KEEEEEYYYOOOOOOTTTTEE throughout this movie! His facial expressions just made me wanna die and can we just all take a moment to appreciate Zach’s vocal work? His voice was just gorgeous, I think and he did such a great job of mixing the crazy with the vulnerable without ever going over the top! Same for Arnett. He’s a legend and I love both of them to death for what they’ve done.

CONDIMENT KING! I. Fucking. Lost. My. Shit!

Rick Astley Ok. Anyone who knows me well will know of my deep love for the genius of Rick Astley! And when that started playing, even if only for a couple of seconds, it made my heart leap with joy!

Robin!!!!!! He was so cute and sweet and so not annoying that it was a wonder to behold! And don’t even get me started on his excitement about having two dads! That strikes a deep personal chord with me and I just wanna fucking smush the little bundle of plastic’s face and squish him to shit!

“British robots! Google it nerds!” ok so I dunno if I got the quote exactly right but I fucking squealed at that bit! What can I say, it’s the Whovian in me?!

Jerry motherfucking Maguire!?!?!!!!

Bane! Just fuuuuuck! They used the Tom Hardy voice for him and I was just wetting my self!

BATJOKES! Ohmyfuckinglifesomeonekillmenow! The moments between J and B just ASSSHGAAAAAAAAAAA!!! J’s sad face, B saying he doesn’t do “ships” (fuck you bruce we all know you fuckin do!) and J screaming cos Bruce loved the film Serendipity! Aahahahhaaa! That moment when J first tells Bruce he hates him, holding his hands together and those fucking eyebrows all curved upwards *clutches heart* and Bruce being stubborn by only saying “me too”, I need twenty thousand fics about that moment RIGHT THERE stat! And when Bruce starts hitting those villains just to make J jealous! And don’t even get me started on J’s comment about Bruce being a briefs man! Also, ALSO, at the end, when Bruce chin bumps J’s face just made me hug myself with joy! Das so cuuuuute! And including that sad J face when Bruce is being shown what a bad personal he is? Oh, come on Lego! But the moment that got me (and probably everyone else) was Bruce saying how he needed Joker and everything he did was just for him and… YOU HAD ME AT SHUT UP!!!!

I HATE YOU FOREVER Don’t fucking touch me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, there were just so many other things too, like the fact they’ve made the Gordons POC and all the nods to the other bat movies made with the score and the fact that Ralph Fiennes is voicing Alfred and Voldemort is in the movie too? Ahahaha, it’s all too much! I need to see this film a billion more times and just bask in all the details I’m probably forgetting and just AAAAAAAHHHHH!

anonymous asked:

I know youre tryna write about the golf video but ... any thoughts on this sims episode??? oh my god I laughed so much.

i don’t foresee myself writing about it at length bc i don’t think there’s a ton there to analyze but i just watched it and wrote down my thoughts as it happened so i’ll just share those lmao. mostly i just love the 2017 branding which is still completely dominated by flirting and sex jokes. what is the world we are living in honestly. 

more thoughts: 

  • i am 3 minutes in and i’ve already paused to replay things like 15 times because wtf PENIS jokes. they’re just so comfortable with this? dan barely blinked as he delivered that “we like cock everyone” quip? and phil’s little tiny twitch of a smile showing that he definitely heard it, definitely GOT it, definitely is okay with dan saying it!!!!!! fucking hell.
  • why is phil so excited about transforming things, why is dan so adorably fond of him? 
  • also. dan loves bragging about phil’s english language degree so damn much. like i’ve def heard HIM mention that degree far more times than i’ve ever heard phil mention it.
  • this video is basically another instance in which dark!phil is determined to rise. i’ve said in like several video responses now that they’re trying to kill innocent!phil with fire and i think this is a great demonstration of that–he’s like actually GLEEFUL about the idea of ruining the pancakes’ lives and i’m lowkey living for it. 
  • manny vs. nanny. phil’s internalized gender binary … yike. i like that dan pointed out that ‘nanny’ isn’t an innately gendered word, that u don’t really need to draw a distinction by saying ‘manny,’ and phil agreed. his instinct was towards gendering it but with dan’s input he quickly realized the implications of that and seemed to backtrack (or at least explained why he said it. good stuff. i imagine this might be representative of how many of their conversations could go, if/when dan alerts phil to being less aware than he probably should be. very gentle, really, and effective.)
  • 5:34: dan shutting phil up by grabbing his hand and pushing it down. nice. they are really hellbent on working casual touching into every video now, so much that it is barely even a thing anymore. i’m so proud. i’m so emotional. i love this.
  • what the hell even is the banana exchange. why is 2017 phil branding going to be bananas? is this yet another penis joke? why did phil just stare into the camera after he said the banana he ate was really tasty. why did dan give him that sidelong glance. why. def a penis joke. ok.
  • 8:13: phil’s babysitter anecdote. dan just stares at phil for like 10 seconds before saying “golf games?” why does he sound,,, so weird. why did he ask if phil grabbed her boob what th e fuck dan is weird af is he jealous of a babysitter that phil had years ago?? ?? i don’t understand 
  • dil expresses a need to share insecurities, dan concludes he needs a “domestic interaction.” nice. he associates vulnerability in that way with domesticity and i’m HERE FOR THAT. 
  • 14:43: “ask career. ass career.” thanks phil. rly tho, angel!phil is dead.
  • “our audience is emotionally attached to this apartment.” INTERESTING. i wasn’t sure up till this point if this is something they’d think about or care about at all, but dan just said it so instinctively without thinking which indicates that, yes, were they to consider moving (they are considering it and going to do it this year, make no mistake), then one of the factors is ALL OF US and the level to which we feel connected to their current flat. that makes me feel a lot of feelings and think a lot of thoughts, but i suppose i shouldn’t be surprised by it. audience perception and awareness seems to have seeped into so many aspects of dnp’s lives. 
  • dan confirms that phil is not an angel. i mean we knew that, but thanks for making sure we got the message babe

this was a good and cute video. dan and phil love bananas and cocks and they also love flirting. those are my central takeaways. 

(dil burns the pancakes: sims #36)

Hansol as boyfriend

- being on a relationship w/ hansol is really exciting cause his personality is very colorful!!
- like he can go from “hello sir, it’s nice to finally meet you” to “your daughter calls me daddy too”
- and when you first met him you thought he was weird bc he likes stuffs that are… eccentric
- he introduced you to kiko and mary and although you were like ???? about it at first, you learned to love everything about Hansol cause tbh, he’s just a person who’s not afraid to show who he really is
- and you felt really happy that he’s sharing these stuffs to you bc it means that really trusts you <3333
- he loves butterflies!!! So when you heard about this butterfly park that recently opened you didn’t waste time and immediately visited!!!
- and you got a matching henna tattoo of a butterfly before leaving~
- and hansol is the boyfriend who knows more about make-up than you
- he’s like “no jagi, that’s not the proper way to do winged eye-liner!!! Lemme do it for you”
- like seriously??? You get a notification at like 4 in the morning and he’s sent you a picture that he’s eating at the convenience store
- and when you’re on your way home from ur friend’s bday, you see a notifcation that’s he’s doing InstaLive even though??? It’s like 1?? In the morning!!!
- and when you text him at like 7am saying you’re preparing for school/work, he immediately replies like??? Hansol?? Sleep?? That’s two different concepts
- and he’s very sweet to his fans and members so expect that he’ll do the same for you;; heck maybe he’ll be like 2637198291 times sweeter
- like that one time he mentioned to you that he’s been learning English so you ask him to say something in English and then he pause for a while to think, looks at you in the eye before saying “I love you” and you just go shfhjajxnja in your seat
- or like that one time when you couldn’t fall asleep bc of stomachache and hansol couldn’t come to you so you guys talk over the phone for like 3 hours until you fall asleep even though he had schedules the next day~
- and he loves learning new stuffs!! Like learning new languages and different kinds of dances and u adore him so much bc he’s so passionate at whatever he wants to do <333
- and when he told you he’s going to release 3 new dance videos you were very supportive of him and when you saw the output you were like WOOOAHHHHH you fell inlove with him 10000x more bc seriously??? Your boyfriend is so talented like wth?? Stop sleeping on him plzzzzz
- he always think about his fans and always tell them to not worry, he always look out for you, make sure you are not cold whenever you are out on a date together and tbh??? He’s so sweet like wtf i don’t deserve this angel
- and sometimes Hansol can be emotional so you make sure that you’re always there for him!!!
- And although Kim Hansol looks soft and cute on the outside, BOIIIIII don’t get fooled cause he’s like totally different when you guys are alone together!!
- like major character switch!!!! He’s the kind of guy who likes teasing
- and believe me Kim Hansol can be a little piece of shit when he teases you, like he’s going to brush his hand on your leg when ur watching movies & he’s going to pretend like he’s not even doing it ???
- and when you go “Hansol!!!!!!” he’s gon be like “wutttt???” but he’s just gonna continue teasing you like tracing his fingers on your arm and leaning his head on your shoulders & breathe on that sensitive spot on your neck!!!
- and remember that Hansol is basically the king of body rolls?? So expect that level of sexiness during sexy times!!!! ;) ;)
- And being in a relationship w/ hansol is like having a bestfriend and a boyfriend at the same time
- like you can ask him about fashion tips, tell him you w/c korean actor or idol you currently find hot and he’s not gonna even be jealous abt that!! He’ll be like: “i know right, girl”
- but sometimes when’s he’s feeling extra he’s gonna act like he’s jealous and pout and be like “but you still like me better right??” and ofc you’d be like “of course, you’re the person i love the most!!!” and he’ll be like “prove it then” and smirk and GDI KIM HANSOL YOU’RE AT IT AGAIN!!!
- and since like he’s basically ur boyfriend + bff, your dates can compose of jumping from one make up shop to another, testing samples or just staying at home blasting Rihanna or P!nk songs like u some kind of girlies in a pajama party
- And seriously, you’re just thankful he’s your boyfriend bc he’s really really an amazing person and sometimes you feel like you don’t deserve him
- but he makes sure you realize how beautiful and perfect you are for him and you just like thank God everyday for giving you a blessing who is Kim Hansol

I’m really bored so I’m just gonna overshare a bit about myself lol ☺️
so here are some facts about me:
1. I’m originally from Chicago
2. I’m studying in France for 2 years 🇫🇷
3. I’m in a dual degree program so I’m a student at both UC Berkeley and Sciences Po ☺️
4. I’m studying international relations
5. With a minor in gender studies!
6. I loveeee cats and dogs so so much
7. I studied in South Korea one summer and I adore the language and culture 💕(I went through NSLI-Y)
8. My bf lives in London and I met him on tumblr lol (is that lame?)
9. It’s probably really bad how much I like salt
10. I’m the world’s worst cook
11. I don’t have a ton of friends but instead just a couple really close friends
12. I really enjoy photography but haven’t had the chance to do it recently
13. I’m into vintage clothes and the red lips sorta vibe but my friends used to tell me I dress like a mom so idk how well it translates lmao
14. My middle name is Louise so my family and best friend call me Lou sometimes and I think it’s p cute
15. I used to do gymnastics but I was AWFUL, I also did badminton but I’ve learned that my athletic abilities are not great
16. I have one brother named Callum
17. My best friend studies in LA and she’s real cute
18. I love the movie It’s a Wonderful Life bc it reminds me of home and my family
19. I love the TV shows Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, Mad Men, and lots others tbh
20. This blog has helped me cope with my depression and anxiety ☺️

anonymous asked:

I was checking Alex Turner on Wikipedia and it said he is fluent in German. Is this true & is there proof?

Fluent? Definitely not. His mother was a German teacher so he can say a few words/sentences. He can say Don’t Sit Down Cause I’ve Moved Your Chair (although what he actually says is Don’t sit down because your chair is gone) 

which he also sings here

And he can say “Ich bin froh hier in Berlin zu sein” (I’m happy to be here in Berlin)

Also here he is trying to introduce his father in German in Berlin last year which I was there for and honestly it was the most adorable thing ever!

and singing “Mein Haartrockner ist kaputt” (my hairdryer is broken)

So no he’s not fluent but he does try and it’s always so cute!


this is literally the most beautiful man ive ever laid eyes on he’s so breathtaking everything about him is so pretty every time i see him i forget to breathe i don’t wanna sound like some cheesy fake deep bitch but he’s literally more beautiful than all the stars combined the moon can’t compare to him the sun doesn’t shine as half as much as he does when he smiles his kindness and love is so evident in everything he does he cares so much for others so much i admire him more than words can explain all he wants is for people to be happy he’s so good i wish i could invent my own i love johnny of nct language so i can fully be able to express my love and adoration for him he owns my entire heart i love him so mcuh he’s m

Cuddling with Ten
  • so, it’s 1:24 am here now and i was bored watching so makeup tutorials
  • and i was getting kind of bored so i was thinking about going to bed ya know
  • but first i decided to enter here one more time aND I HAVE THIS REQUEST AND I SWEAR I ALMOST DIED
  • as soon as i finished reading it i already had the scenario in my head and it was so fluffy and adorable ghahgdsjh
  • so now i’m all blushy and excited and it 1:27 am and i’m writing this lmao
  • shoutout to anon for requesting this and making me so happy asdf 
  • so let’s start
  • cuddling with this cutie would feel like if you were in heaven
  • if you ask me, a ten stan lmao
  • ten is naturally really clingy so imagine having this baby cudDLING YOU
  • he would cuddle with you in any chance he has
  • he just loves having you close and being able to kiss you and hug you as much as he wants
  • but he loves it even more when you’re the one giving him kisses and constantly snuggling in his chest
  • he just l o v e s the feel of your warmth you know
  • but anyways, going to the story
  • you had a really tiring and stressing day today, and you knew perfectly that the best comfort for you was being in your boyfriend’s arms
  • so as soon as you were home you grabbed his hand and guide him to your bedroom
  • and he already knew by how silent you were being that you were needing him to comfort you and listen to you
  • so he was smiling the whole time, feeling excited for the cuddle sesion
  • prepare to die of cuteness, i didn’t have mercy while writing this
  • “what happened this time, baby? who dared to ruin my angel’s day?”
  • he never failed to make you smile, no matter how hard things were
  • so you told him about everything you did, since the beginning of your day ‘till now
  • ah, and you were doing the sweetheart’s cradle kind of cuddle
  • just saying hehe
  • also, this kind of cuddle is my favorite, for if you ask ;^)
  • and he was in complete silence, listening to you attentively
  • your head was resting in his shoulder, and while you were talking to him you would also be drawing different shapes in his chest with your finger
  • and he had his free hand going slowly up and down under your t-shirt
  • and at first his touch surprised you, giving you goosebumps
  • but a few minutes later you started to feel it really relaxing and quickly getting used to them
  • and you like them so much that you started to miss his loving, warm touches as soon as he took his hand out of your tee once you finished talking
  • and that also make you realize how sleepy you got because of them
  • “aw babe, i’m so sorry you had such a terrible day~~”
  • he placed a kiss on your forehead and he started to play with your hair, making you even more sleepy
  • “good thing that your cute boyfriend is here now, right?”
  • “yeah, i missed you so much today”
  • and you listened his precious laugh in response, making you smile before you unconsciously fell asleep
  • and when he realized that you falled asleep because of his touches he blushed a little
  • but he had the biggest smile in his face and from time to time couldn’t help but giggle at your cuteness
  • bRo why Is hIM so aDorABle my pOor hEaRT is in pAin
  • and it was the sound of his voice saying beautiful words in a unknown language what woke you up
  • “คุณสวยมาก (you’re so beautiful)”
  • “ฉันรักคุณมาก (I love you so much, my princess)“
  • “คุณเติมเต็มฉัน (you complete me)”
  • you opened you’re eyes and the first thing you saw was his precious eye smile accompanied by that beautiful little smile of his
  • “oh, look who finally woke up”
  • you got closer to him and started to leave kisses in his jawline and neck
  • “you, sleepyhead, passed out for half of an hour. i was getting bored”
  • “what were you just saying?”
  • “i was talking about how hungry i am, what about going out for dinner?”
  • you stretched for a few seconds while thinking about his proposition
  • and he took advantage of your sleepiness to trap you in his arms and kissing your face multiple times, making you laugh and waking you up completely
  • “ah~~okay, okay! we can go out for food now! just let me change my clothes”
  • he laughed and sat in the bed, looking at you in a loving way
  • he got closer to you one more time until he was on top of you
  • “what did i do to deserve you, y/n? you’re too good for me”
  • and you blushed a little with his comment
  • but when he kissed you, you were too busy to even care, too in love
  • asdkhgadkshgkhgakj
  • this was so fluffyyyyyyyyyyyyy i was so into it lmao
  • please always give this angel lots of love and support, okay?
  • <3 i’ll go to sleep happily now lmao
Living with Up10tion includes

for @bitchvilm because i was to excited to not write this right now lmao

Living With Up10tion Includes:

Originally posted by shownusgrl


-But let’s get some backstory first

-you were probably a friend of one of the hyungs

-probably Kuhn or Jinhoo because they would want their best friend to meet the boys

-you ended up becoming the mom friend

-you know that one friend

-the one that helps the others when they are sick

-cooks and cleans for them

-comforts them

-coddles them

-practices the dances with them when they can’t get it right

-helps them learn other languages

-takes the aesthetic pictures for them

-you know those friends?

-yeah, that’s you, I hope you like your job now

-but the boys absolutely adore you and know that without you they probably wouldn’t be as close as before

-so they asked you to move in

-and you looked at them with so much frustration when you thought they were joking

-you didn’t say anything and just walked out

-they were so confused

-they thought they had done something wrong

-Kogyeol had to talk to you to actually make you believe that they actually wanted you to live with them

-you were so embarrassed when you realized that you had made them feel bad

-you felt awful and ended up asking their manager for a key to the dorm so you could throw a little surprise for them

-the manager smirked and handed you the key but not before saying that his room was now yours

-you immediately moved some of your clothes and other items into the room.

-you only had about 5 hours to get the party done

-so you really just brought a toothbrush, makeup and clothes

-you were going to make them a cake and all that

-but you ended up cleaning up the place instead

-when you had an hour left, you decided to just order a pizza and chicken and call it a night

-when the boys walked in they were 100% surprised that the dorm actually looked nice because you hadn’t visited since you walked out

-come to think of it, the other boys still thought you were mad

-when you heard them walk in you just stood up off the couch and waiting awkwardly for them to follow the smell of food.

-you were attacked by screams and hugs when you announced that you were living with them

-the dorm was cramped but you spent everyday with your best friends so that was fun

-being dorks with Jinhoo

-yelling at the boys with Kuhn

-exercising and then regretting it with Kogyeol

-Wei teaching you how to rap

-Bit-to practicing until you forcefully drag him home

-Wooshin making you upset because he doesn’t love you

-but he does, he just hates cuddles

-so he makes it up to you by buying you things

-Sunyeol teaching you how to expand your singing range

-Gyujin playing with your hair when he’s upset

-Hwanhee cuddling you all the time

-he’s like a koala

-Xiao treating you like mom

-he even calls you ‘eomma’ sometimes

-that’s how much he appreciates you

-the boys adore you

-and you adore them

-I want to live with them



Since I recently reached 50 followers on this blog, I’d like to say a huge thank you to everyone. I know that it’s not a big deal for anyone else, and that others have way more followers (congratulations on that 😊), but I’m still grateful for everything. I’m grateful for all the wonderful friends I got to make, the lovely people I got to know, and for being able to be part of this amazing community. Truthfully, the kpop community on tumblr is the friendliest thing ever, and I’m thankful to be part of it. I’m so happy about and grateful for all the love and support I get, even if others don’t even think it’s a big deal. Honestly,even the smallest act of kindest means a lot to me❤️ Anyway, without further ado, here are my favourite tumblr blogs as of right now, who I truly believe deserve all the love and support in the world:

@christina-rz here girl, honesty thank you for all your support, you always like and reblog my stuff and it’s so cute

@cherry-ten ayeeee aussi bby 😘 I love the way our nationalities brought us together ☺️ you are so sweet and fun 💗 I know that life is hard for you at the moment, just remember that we’re here for you and that nothing lasts forever, the storm will pass 😙

@pianistjohnny aye other Hungarian cutie😊 örülök neki hogy ismerek itt egy magyart is, sokat jelent. I love the way we talk in two languages and that you are so sweet and helpful

@i-adore-jihansol my cutiepie omg I love you so much, you are literally one of my first friends on tumblr, and definitely one of my closest ones. You are deadass like a big sister, and I’m so thankful for everything you do, and all your advice ☺️ ah I just love you so much ❤️ btw your English is great. I wish you with all my heart a wonderful and happy life, and that you meet Hansol one day 💕

@nakasyuta man such a great blog, though we don’t know each other too much, so I cannot say much 😅

@yutawhy you are so sweet and friendly aaaahhhh😱😘

@kimtaejoonie wow such a kind person ❤️ you are so lovely, and your blog is truly great 👍

@babyjungwoo wow girl, you are so extremely friendly and kind😱 you have so many followers but still manage to be friends with a lot of them💗 you are so sweet and great to talk to ❤️

@kpopmainlizzy your.blog.is.great. So cute and sweet and you have great content, plus you have puppies!!!! 🐶😍

@itsmultifandomshit aye baby 👶🏻 finally one of the first people I’ve met who’s younger than me 😂 your very friendly and easy to talk to , great to fangirl with too 😋

@jihansoul94 cutieee, sorry we haven’t talked in a while 😬 your love for Hansol is so cute 😊 and you’re so sweet and straightforward (I like that)

@honeyjaemiin ayeee other baby 👶🏻 you are so extremely friendly and chatty ☺️thank you for messaging me, because I’m so busy otherwise I wouldn’t get around to chatting with you😩great English tbf, work hard and you will get what you deserve

@veroshi0704 new mutual? (Maybe Idek😅) but your blog is still great and very entertaining 💖

@johntenismyotp such.good.content. God your blog is so interesting 👌🏻

@cosmic-yuta cutie you are so supportive thank youuuuu ☺️ you are so lovely too omg

@youngho209 😉

@nctcream just wonderful. Simply wonderful

@bbyb0y-seo ayeeeee emo mutual 🖤 finally someone to share my love for emo bands with. Gosh I’m so glad 😁 definitely gotta chat sometime ☝️

@seolovely-j other great and VERY SUPPORTIVE blog , thankies 😊 you’re so kind and lovely 💗

@kltsunee interesting blog at its finest 👌🏻 should talk sometime 😊

@born-indigo ayeeeee Irish boiiii💚 finally I’m not the only one 💞

@queen-hazel 😉

@taeminutty 😉

@myexhaustedheart truly wonderful 💜TRULY

@yvkhe1 LUCAS BLOOOOOGGG ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@smilingyuta so precious 💛 that blog is fantastic 👌🏻

@jungkookandyugyeomwhores your content is the best thing ever. Ye work so hard and create so much good content it’s fascinating 💙 keep up the great work

@prettyjaehyun I don’t actually know you really 😅 but I still think your blog is great 💖😊

@taeyounq literally amazing content 😱 wow

@yoonjunqhan even more amazing content💗 I love it

@incorrectnct omg this is one of the funniest blogs ever 👌🏻 you create one of the funniest content it’s absolutely amazing ☺️I love your work, it makes my laugh all the time

@nctunbleached the most precious blog on tumblr (even though its inactive) the literal definition of precious I swear 💖 couldn’t be any better, I love your content with all my heart, huge fan of yours☺️

@stannctchinaline another precious blog 😊 so glad you’re encouraging people to love china line 😙 absolutely great content in all fairness 👌🏻

@hey-uta simply just great 😚

@yuk-hei ANOTHER LUCAS BLOG❤️ ily, thank you for supplying me with so much great pictures of my baby 💕

@justyutae haven’t really talked but the blog is fantastic 👌🏻 entertaining as hell with its great content

@fullsunhaechan you’re so precious 😊 send haechan all your love he truly deserves it ❤️ I’m sure he appreciates it, and is very grateful. I hope you meet him one day 💞

@nakamotens the content this blog has is absolutely mesmerising 😱 the gifs are absolutely wonderful 💗 everything is just soooo good and entertaining 👌🏻 keep up the great work

@rapdaegu I’ve loved your blog for ages 😊

Thank you again everyone❤️ also, I know it’s long, but I thought everyone deserved a little message 😊 I LOVE YE ALLLLLLL 💖💞💕💗💙💜💚💛

anonymous asked:

can you do "NCT DREAM reacting to a fan giving them their FAVORITE FOOD in their fan meeting" .. saranghaeyo!! love your blog! thank you~

These Dream rqs I stg I love them ok

Mark - He’d be so confused and flustered and would stare at the fan blankly first and be like,,,omg how did you know but then would realise that he’s talking to a fan and ofc they know stuff about him lol He’d be the softest, cutest bean out there liek the glimmering of his eyes would say more than a thousand words

Renjun - He’d be so grateful and find the fan so caring and nice he might actually tear up let me tell you. He’d be like,,,omg you didn’t hAVe tO but he’d also be like,,wait no don’t take it away I want it lol. He’d be extra careful then drawing a Moomin for them and would leave a really nice note along with it<3

Jeno - He’d be so excited when he sees his fav food he’d be so taken aback?? but so? happy??? he’d be like omg you shouldn’t have but you’d be like omg but i should have and he’d be like you shouldn’t have and it could go on for hours but he’d just give up and give you his sweetest smile while telling you he’ll work even harder

Haechan - His face would lighten up and he’d be so haPPY and he’d be like oKAY BUT DO YOU WANT SOME?? while opening the lid but when the fan is like,,omg okay he’d be like LOL BUT I WON’T GIVE YOU ANY he’s such a little shit jfc, but he’d give the fan his brightest smile and hold their hand and fsgsfg

Jaemin - He’d go right into the hug don’t fight me on this ok. The manager would be like jaEMIN NO but Jaemin would just go straight into hugging the fan bc he’d be so touched?? even though it’s such a small thing??? but he’d be so thankful and wouldn’t take the big grin off his face for the rest of the day

Chenle - He’d let one of those adorable screeching noises of his and hide his face and you’d just know the fan totally nailed the present. He’d be so flustered and lost for words so he’d just mumble random words in whatever language comes to his mind and the fan would already be melting bc he’s adorable??

Jisung - Jisung would be happy, no doubt, I mean it’s food we’re talking about. But he wouldn’t really show too much excitement? He’d thank the fan and talk to them a bit and write them a nice message along with the autograph but only later would he go to his hyungs to brag about how he got food and they didn’t lol

I’m getting way too biased with the way I write but you guys will have to deal with it ok thanks


I just wanna say that OMG BRO YOUR ART IS LIT AF👌
I can’t draw that well buuuut I still hope you would like this present.
(P.S : I might turn it into digital art so I will give it to you when it’s doneeeee :P)
(P.S 3 : I 💖 U)

Anyway this is (again) for u and ur wonderful ask blog *wink wonk*
I love yew 💖

//OMG OMG THIS IS ADORABLE!! I’m so happy you finished this! This turned out so nice!! Thats so nice of you to say thank you! Shush this came out wonderfully!! Thank you so much for sending this in!! <3333 -Mod Evan 

(PS I hope you dont mind I put this all in one post)

(PS Youre fine dude!)

(PS I <3 U 2 )

anonymous asked:

You are so salty! So much sass. I'm sorry you feel alone, and I'm sorry that people are careless with their words. I am also careless with my words, so I won't try and say anything meaningful.

Believe me, I’m old enough to know that sometimes words are just shifting sand, and it is often impossible to gain footing. I’ve learned to be satisfied with the effort, because I know how impossible it can be. As much as I adore language, it is sometimes rubbish at communicating all that should be said, or conveys too much. Humans have to divulge so much that is unnecessary just to convey a tiny piece of information. You’d be amazed how much time it takes for proper words to be arranged to meet a new situation for the first time.

The other day I saw an old woman who had obvious difficulty walking. She was carrying a shopping sack and hobbling with a cane. One of the store clerks came over to her and said “Hello ma’am! I don’t want to presume anything about your mobility, but I know that shopping trips take a while. Would you like to use one of our scooters so that everything is easier? It holds your groceries for you too!” And I could see that the old woman had intended to become defensive, but the “I don’t want to presume anything” made her realize that it was merely an offer that respected her difficulty and offered a solution. She said “I wouldn’t know the first thing about driving one of those!” And the clerk laughed and said “They only have three controls, and as long as you can use your thumb, you can do it! If you want, I can go around with you and help you get things off the shelves? Or I can just show you how to use it!” The lady took a training course on the scooter, got the hang of it, and then the clerk followed along beside her chatting, as if he had somewhere else he was going, but was just having the conversation to have it, but he was actually watching her very carefully and waiting for her to get her confidence. As soon as she appeared to have it, he excused himself and went back to his other tasks. It was beautifully handled, and I’ve seen such a thing seldom in all my years. Especially from strange young people.

It’s taken that long, hundreds of years of combined and aggregated education for humans to learn to use words in a way that isn’t condescending.

I’m not surprised that it takes humans a while to figure out what they should mention, how, and in what context. They often tend to be unsettled by me, afraid, or they assume things about me that put them on edge. I can only behave as I’ve always done, and wait to see if they gain their feet.

Patience is the curse of the aged. There’s no other choice but rage, and rage can be toxic for all concerned. It has its uses, but seldom solves anything on its own.

I am resigned to it.

The Cinderella Promise (RUCAS AU) - Epilogue

Summary: Riley Matthews went to Las Vegas for her best friend and her Uncle’s joint Bachelor/Bachelorette party, but fearing that she would never find happiness she hides out in the hotel bar drinking away her sorrows. While there she meets a handsome stranger with a proposition that would change her life.

Billionaire Businessman Lucas Friar went to Vegas for a business meeting, but after being denied the CEO position at his family’s company, for being known as a player/heart-breaker, he comes up with a plan to win them over if only he finds the perfect “wife” to play the part.

One year was all he asked for, once the clock strikes twelve on their one-year anniversary they would go their separate ways.

But what happens with they start to fall for one another?

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