i actually ship the weird stuff

saeunghwan  asked:

one piece !!!!!!!!! !!! ( you knew that was coming )

HERE WE GO I WAS READY FOR THIS 

OKAY SERIOUSLY THEY ARE JUST PERFECT TOGETHER I DON’T CARE, JUST LET THOSE TWO BE HAPPY AND WITH LOTS OF CUTE PIRATE BABIES I SWEAR- I WENT CRAZY FOR THEM I CANNOT HOLD IT ANYMORE!


Bonus (because I’m a sinner and I could actually ship Luffy with any living thing on this Earth):

This is too OOC, why did I even draw this?  ∑(O_O;)

um..uhh..ignore me.

Inspired by Bob’s Burgers. I don’t know but this image flashed into my brain  when I watched it.. Err, Don’t judge. ╮(•˘︿ ˘•)╭ ]

MEI’S 790+ FOLLOWER RAFFLE

Hi all !!

I’m really happy to announce that we’ve made it to the next raffle

I was gonna do this at 1k actually, haha


Rules:

you must be following me (new followers are welcome )

Reblog this post, likes do not count 

Do not follow just for free art.


what I can draw:

Human/Humanoids/Kemonomimi

Fan characters/OCs

Undertale stuff

Light Gore/Guro


What I wont draw:

NFSW

Anthro/Feral Characters

Weird ship art (sorry lmaoo)


1st place: Full colored + Fullbody cheeb of any character of their choice along with an animation.

2nd Place: Halfbody pairtially colored sketch of any character of their choice.

3rd Place digital sketched headshot of any character of their choice.

 

Examples:



Originally posted by nekokurisu

Thanks for reading and goodluck! If you have any questions IM me or shoot me an ask.

Thanks again!

Who says Rose is the only one Juleka’s crushing on? :D

(@blindswordsgirl and anon this is for you, for tricking me into shipping Aleka) (okay maybe I tricked myself into shipping it actually)

              As far as villains go, Cass thought, the Red Hood wasn’t so bad.  Yes, he killed people, and that was inexcusable, but at least he didn’t kill innocents.  Plus, having once been Robin had to count for something, right?

              Which is why Cass didn’t turn around and leave when she saw Jason Todd sitting in the café on the corner of 15th and Larimer right where her “blind date” was supposed to be.

              The date had been Stephanie’s idea.  Cass needed some “normal socialization,” according to her, and Barbara had agreed.  So the three spent an afternoon taking photos of Cassandra from every angle and describing her in flattering half-truths (“How do you spend your free time?” “Fighting criminals.” “… Studying martial arts sounds better.”).  It didn’t take long for people to start contacting her, which Cass quickly learned was not always a good thing.  Quite a few people – mostly older men – sent her some very unsavory messages, often accompanied by unwarranted images of their supposedly impressive genitals.  One man in particular, a 54-year-old named Brad, had sent a message so vile that Cass had to physically restrain Stephanie from tracking him down and smashing his face in.

              Several people, though, had sent nice messages and seemed to genuinely want to get to know Cass. She got to chatting with most of them, and found that she actually enjoyed conversing with these strangers, though the textual communication was downright aggravating.  More than a little bit was lost when body language and emotion couldn’t be read.

              So when one of the strangers, who used the moniker ‘noprideallprejudice’ suggested meeting up in person, Cass jumped at the chance.  They agreed on a time and location, and Cass spent the morning being poked and prodded by Stephanie, who’d insisted on helping her friend get ready.

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azuthlu  asked:

Hey there... So kinda a weird request, but I'm looking for some fics where Harry's abuse features prominently. I want some where he is actually affected by the 10 years of abuse he went through. It can be the main focus or just have a real emotional affect on him. (Claustrophobia, flinching if someone touches him abruptly - or similar stuff.) Thank you in advance

Hey @azuthlu​, not weird at all! One of the important, kind of unique things about this ship is exploring the characters’ histories, and for Harry that includes a history of abuse. This was a bit of a hard thing to pin down because there are many more fics that mention it in passing than fics that really address it, and it’s a hard thing to search for because it’s described in so many different ways. So I’ve listed them in two groups - one where it’s a key point and one where there’s some mention. I’m sure there are more of these, so invite people to reblog and add their own recs. And as always, please remember to leave love for the authors!

Drarry Recs: ft. Harry’s Childhood Abuse


As a Significant Point

Conquering the Dark by @noeeon - NC-17, 23.5k - Harry’s a Healer specialising in the care of children, Draco Malfoy’s an expert in neuromagic at St Mungo’s. A difficult case forces them to work together and, in the process, unearths some of the trauma of the past, as well as the chance for healing in the present.

He Who Must Not Be Normal by @letteredlettered - NC-17, 41k - Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life.  Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life.  Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t.  Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.

It Never Occured to Me That I Would Fall in Love With a Frenchman by lamerezouille - PG-13, 6.5k - Harry kisses Draco in a public place. All hell breaks loose.

Nightingale by michi_thekiller - NC-17, 62k - God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. -Jacques Deval

Nothing to Be Ashamed of Except Shame Itself by Frayach - NC-17, 12k - Dirty & delicious – Harry has a hang-up, and Draco has a new fetish. [Please heed the warnings!]

A Piercing Comfort by talithan - PG-13, 44.5k - When Harry Potter hits the lowest point of his life so far, it is not his friends who keep him honest. With Draco Malfoy’s patience and guidance, Harry learns to stand on his own. The thing is, after the fact—he’s no longer sure he wants to.

Squib by Kestral Sparhawk - NC-17, 52k - Harry has a respectable life: devoted to his family, teacher to the least-talented of the Wizarding community, retired hero. The Prophet hasn’t caught on to a few things, such as the fact that Harry is gay. He and Ginny want to keep it that way. It’s not a great life, but it’s his – until one day, an old school rival comes by to investigate his class. Suddenly, Harry’s life is no longer predictable.


As a Mention

Crossing the Canal by MushroomAnn - M, 61k - Harry is trying to find himself, and Draco is trying to hide away. An unexpected meeting in Amsterdam teaches them that the past is nothing but water under the bridge, and that sometimes, what you need most is just a bit of bad luck.

IDK My BFF Hermione? by @letteredlettered - NC-17, 19k - Draco’s a hot mess. Harry’s lovin’ it (hell yes).

Mother of Pearl by geoviki - M, 15.5k - After Draco Malfoy turns up again a year after the war, Harry is determined to uncover the mystery behind his Order of Merlin.

No Shadow Taller Than Our Souls by khasael - G, 40.5k - Auror Potter and Unspeakable Malfoy team up to investigate a series of missing persons, and it soon becomes apparent that Dementors are involved. Despite their initial misgivings, Harry and Draco find that they need each other’s help, in more ways than one.

Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munari - PG-13, 31.5k - Harry goes through some er… changes in his Sixth Year and everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice.

Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop - NC-17, 70k - It’s Potter’s fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It’s been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco’s getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he’s falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?

We’ll Always Have Paris (and London and Madrid and Tokyo and Cairo) by themostepotente - NC-17, 10k - It’s Murphy’s Law (or rather Merlin’s Law) for Harry when he accompanies Draco on holiday. 

Wildfire by abbycadabra - NC-17, 20.5k - “I’ll make you scream,” Potter whispers, and Draco can think of a thousand other things Potter could make him do, but he doesn’t think any of them will feel this good.

undersizedrevolution  asked:

003 marisa!

Oops sorry this is late!

How I feel about this character: She’s my favourite touhou character. I love her to bits. Which unfortunately means she suffers a lot in my fanfic… sorry Marisa.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: Oh God, everyone. Reimu, Alice, Seija, Kosuzu, Yukari, Sakuya, Sagume, if they exist I probably ship Marisa with them.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Rinnosuke and Marisa are really cute… like uncle and niece. I love canon platonic reimari too.
My unpopular opinion about this character: I’m actually not too keen on the way she gets portrayed in a lot of western fandom stuff, especially mariali stuff. Marisa’s definitely got a loose cannon, likely to blow herself up in a weird experiment side to her, but it’s not her entire personality, if you get what I mean. I want to see more of the Marisa from recent touhou canon, who can not only look after herself, but look after Reimu when things get tough.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: She shows up a lot in the manga already so I don’t have much to ask for, but I guess it’d be cool if Seija appeared, and she and Marisa talked about Marisa A’s ending in DDC… chances of that happening are zero though, lol.
My OTP: the reimari
My OT3: reimariali is great and I need to write Alice more so the world can see how great it is. But reiseimari (Reimu, Seija and Marisa) is uber sinful and I love it… blame bear.

@awesomekiwi1213

I just had a dream. I dreamt about a trailer for the next episode of MCSM… then after the trailer the actual episode. There was a lot of crazy stuff that happened, but my favorite by far was when Petra kissed F!Jesse (because that’s who I ship. I told you, it was a dream) and Lukas said, “Are you gay?” to which Petra responded, “No, I’m bi.” The weirdest part is that it was all in the format of a YouTube Poop video. My brain is weird

anonymous asked:

Can I get a ship please?👻 I'm Irish, bisexual girl, 5'8 w/ short brown hair, blonde tips (bc i dyed it blonde haven't gotten around to bleaching it again bc lazy) and green-orange eyes (y ea my eyes are weird af) I love all kinds of music, reading & writing & musical theatre, I'm pretty chill like 99% of the time but I can lose my temper over some things, i talk rlly fast and my accent is so strong ppl barely understand me lol, i eat too many sweets & have p bad anxiety too at times

I ship you with Angelica! You both are strong, independent girls running the world! Also she’s the only one who can actually keep up with your fast talking.~ Both of you love to sing showtunes and stuff together, and she would happily help you bleach your hair!

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anonymous asked:

doesn't writing about real people make you feel awkward? with the shipping and stuff

i think a lot more fanfic authors have that problem than u may think. for me, i don’t necessarily write abt the ppl themselves. when i get an idea for a story, i write them as characters in that story, so it puts me in this weird mindset where i don’t actually see them as real people: they’re just characters in a story i created that have a certain look and personality that i don’t have to make up.

this kind of goes for shipping in general with me, too. i love their dynamics and enjoy their interactions, hence why i “ship” them, but people who think the ACTUAL REAL LIVING IDOLS are in love with each other or secretly fucking or whatever weird me tf out

anonymous asked:

I don't watch Shadowhunters but I see stuff on tumblr and it's just so weird to see a show actually market the popular ship after what Glee did to me. What with almost no Klaine promo except the bad stuff.

I get you anon, when I started watching it that was one of my biggest fears, I was like, “please don’t pull a klaine on us, please don’t pull a klaine on us,” but fortunately they didn’t and malec is EVERYWHERE!!! I know it’s weird, especially for us glee survivors, but apparently there are good marketing teams out there ;)  

finnickscatchingwater  asked:

James n Lily?

Y’know, this is a weird one for me, bc I remember when I was new to tumblr I would alway get fired up abt people hating on Jily and stuff, but now.. I’m just a little over it?? Like my opinion on it is positive!!! But because there’s no actual firsthand development between them I ship them in a much more casual sense than others, if you know what I mean? I used to be a really big Jily shipper, and I think to some extent I still am, but I guess I don’t relate to the characters or the ‘dynamic’ of the relationship as much as I used to, if that makes sense??

Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it!

anonymous asked:

are ships open? if so, can i get one? i'm 5"2, have blue-grey eyes, reaaaaalllly long and straight brown hair, & i'm blunt and brutally honest (or in the words of others: rude and mean)

i ship you with alexander hamilton!!

reasons why: he really appreciates the fact that you are as honest as you are because he finds it refreshing to have someone actually tell him he’s wrong from time or time and it not be jefferson. he absolutely does weird stuff to your hair and he gets it tangled often and doesn’t understand how hair physics work

love-elizabeth-the-3rd  asked:

this is a fun blog, yaaaaas more rika stuff! You write things too right? I wanna ask this for fun, so, let's say unknown succesfully kidnaps Mc and brings her to mint eye, and once Mc is brought in front of Rika... well, she's like whoa damn, and then the ship starts

… you know, the weird (and awesome) thing about this ask is that the prompt is exactly the same for my big rika fic (like an actual fic, not a drabble) that i’ve been working on for a few months (not recently, school is awful and i’m tired).  because of the coincidence, i’m just going to post what i have of the fic, nothing new.  but!!! this actually makes me want to work on it so. apologies for avoiding the prompt, but when i finish the fic it will be better than any drabble i could’ve written for it.

hope you enjoy! σ(≧ε≦o) there’s unfortunately not a lot of good rika/mc content in it yet, but i hope this tides you over

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galactina  asked:

What about Lox and Eris? Do they actually get along or does Lox just want an excuse to go mess with Hive things?

I think they definitely get along in less of a friendship way and more of a “mutually beneficial business partners” kind of way

The Dreadnaught, with its many passageways and hidden floors, is basically the playground of Lox’s dreams and a bounty from Eris gives her an official reason to be there. Plus she does feel a little bit bad about what happened to Eris’s ship.

Lox gives Eris a realiable way to get stuff from the Dreadnaught (things she asks for and weird things Lox brings back on her own) and Eris gives Lox an excuse to get into places she shouldn’t be getting (and the occasional cloak or odd weapon)


[Give me a canon character and one of my OCs and I’ll tell you what my OC thinks of them!]

couriermccree  asked:

clark and trev, 3-6!

3. is your oc a romantic ?

clark: yes………. he has weird issues w romance so it takes a while, but like….. god, yes……

trev: not really actually!!!! like hes very loving, but showing it through big romantic stuff kinda uh, overwhelms and freaks him out a bit

4. does your oc prefer “love at first sight” or “lust at first sight” ?

clark: lust at first sight, both prefers it and doesnt believe in love at first sight

trev: love at first sight

5. canon characters you ship your oc with ?

clark: boone

trev: arcade

i have other things i ship, but like… they wouldnt work out for various reasons ri p

6. other people’s oc’s you ship your ocs with ?

clark: @babedur‘s lautner, tyler

trev: omg i cant think of anyone….. who wants to kiss this tall gay pointy man

Your ship releasing a Youtube PSA, part 2
  • Person 1: Hi de ho everyone.
  • Person 2: Hello guys.
  • Person 1: A little update on our last PSA...
  • *both hold up hands and their fingers are locked together*
  • Person 2: We are... currently in a relationship.
  • Person 1: Whoopdee fucking do.
  • Person 2: Our relationship is completely because of us and because we actually think of each other in that way. Not because you guys actually shipped us really hard and we decided to start going along with it.
  • Person 2: Even though you guys wrote some pretty weird stuff...
  • Person 1: And drew pictures of us kissing...
  • Person 2: And of us staring longingly into each others' eyes...
  • Person 1: Even that one person who psychoanalyzed all of my kinks and fears and sent it to you...
  • Person 2: I never got THAT in the mail... do you still have it?
  • Person 1: Ummm...
  • *awkward jump cut*
  • Person 1: Yeah... um, you guys can chill with the weird and creepy fanfiction.
  • Person 2: If we WANTED new ways to spice it up in the bedroom, we would probably ask you guys for some ideas.
  • Person 1: Seriously, you guys (for some reason, maybe you sold your souls to the devil or something) somehow know way more stuff than we do.
  • Person 2: But for real, I don't wanna open letters describing how I feel when he's inside me.
  • Person 1: That's because you don't need other people to tell you how it feels.
  • Person 2: *winks at the camera*
  • *the awkwardiest of awks*
  • Person 2: Yeah... you don't have to send us fanfiction attempting to convince us to be together anymore.
  • Person 1: *dreamily* We. Are. Dating.
  • Person 2: And like it... or even hate it, if you're somehow attracted to this asshole, we're here to stay.
  • Person 1: Send some of the creepy fanfiction to everyone else in the house. Ship everyone else with everyone else, it's not fair to the rest of them.
  • Person 2: Okay, thanks for listening to this PSA. Continue writing fanfiction as normal, but don't send any super weird stuff, okay?
  • Person 1: Yeah. Dating tips ARE acceptable.
  • Person 2: Soooo...
  • Person 1: Netflix and chill? *looks at the camera* At a maybe safe, maybe respectable, but TOTALLY SEXY distance?
  • Person 2: You still got those handcuffs?
  • Person 1: Oh hell yes.

anonymous asked:

Bee movie. Gun.

Bee Movie: What’s your weirdest ship?

I’m actually pretty boring in a shipping sense, so I don’t have a lot of weird ships! So I guess in terms of least popular ship I have? It would have to be SGOT6 (Mari/Joven/Lasercorn/Sohinki/Wes/Flitz). I only ever see stuff with Ian and Anthony for poly ships and it brings me Pain.

Gun: How do you usually solve problems?

It depends on the type of problem, tbh. If it’s social, I’ll probably try to talk things over, since I don’t like conflict. But if it’s like stress or work related, I usually cry and either suck it up and fix it or just ignore it and let my life spiral downwards into disrepair. As you can see, I am very productive.