some steam powered giraffe fanart! i always like,, knew that they existed, but i actually decided to like look into em and there whole thing a couple days ago and. i am in fucking love. like never have i seen a more endearing and charming group of people. in my entire life. there so fucking good. so yea! i decided i had to draw some fanart for em!
where do you keep your heart, my dear? is it locked up, deep inside your purpling ribs? or are roses growing from your knuckles because your hands hold it? is it woven into the strands of your golden hair? or is it somewhere in the twinkling stars? do you hold it behind your glossy lips? or did you spit it out into the drain? are yellow orchids decorating your back because it’s blooming inside? or are the pieces of glass embedded in it preventing warmth from spreading to your fingertips? oh darling, please show me where you keep your heart.
-WILL throw down his life for food -took care of his winwin while the bby struggled with communicating -completely whipped for winwin -”booming system uh uh ty tract ty track” -apologized and cried multiple times for something a false rumor -“helloooo johnnyyy 👋🏻👋🏻” -literally was ready to tell staff to fuck off and call 911 over doyoung pretending to be sick -is SOOOOO excited over elephants -literally loves the minis like his kids “dont lift him(jisung) too high the bby gets scared” -yuta: i think he just wants to be loved im crying -”what goes around comes around” -“friendship vs love” taeyong: friendship! johnny: love! taeyong: 😒😒😒 -can actually freakn cook and is basically the only functioning human in nct aka the only person that cleans -soooo excited over cameras in the car in nct life lmao -looks rlly intense but then he giggles and that idea flies out tha door -”i keep the house key(with a pic of him n his noona) so im always ready to go home” here come tears -king of the blurry selfie -”im catching pokemon hehehe” -hes so clumsy tho lmao -without a second thought gave winwin some rice when bby win fcked his up -yixing likes bby tae and if xing likes someone that all the proof i need to know theyre a good person tbh -literally has, carries, reads, and recommended a book about how precious life is and how you can be happy and you are a precious person. a book that gives messages to motivate and recharge your self-esteem and makes you realize you deserve to be happy im crying again
Title: Lunch Stop Author: Clara Character: Jake Peralta Warnings: swearing Prompt: I was wondering if you could a Jake one shot (you seem to be one of the few blogs who do stuff for him unfortunately/your stuff for him is also awesome) where Jake is just super affection and just like ‘this is my girlfriend/partner and they’re awesome and i’m so lucky’ and just super adorable? If not that’s okay! Keep up the awesome work :D
note: If yall want a part 2 where reader actually meets the team lemme know :)
-idk Pidge saving the world with tech stuff and gymnastics with Lance tagging along and helping best he can is a dynamic I can get behind.
-basically same KP premise where Pidge and Lance (aka two utter nerds) go around and stop guys from taking over the world and whatnot. Inevitably falling in love included.
-Hunk is the Mom friend. Like, “I know u two went out to punch bad guys or whatever but did u eat??? U didn’t did u, Pidge????”
-Hunk is usually willing to help them with life saving stuff, but usually leaves the actual traveling and fighting to Pidge and Lance.
-All three are in high school and Hunk has been known to save them with class notes they missed and hmw they didn’t do.
-Pidge tries her hardest to juggle everything but I feel like Lance would pull the “sorry I didn’t do my hmw I was too busy saving ur life” kinda thing with professors.
-Pidge likes to make her own tech, but her conspiracy buddy Keith K. facetimes her about criminal movement and whatnot.
-Pidge and Lance think he’s a complete recluse living alone in a shack with newspaper pics of moth man behind him until one day there’s this rlly hot guy walking around Keith’s computer desk and Keith is just like “oh yeah that’s my bf Shiro.”
-Lance is devastated bc somehow Keith, a cranky loner, has a rlly hot babe and he doesn’t. “Keith is like a 3 and that guy is a solid 10, so it’s obviously black magic—hey! don’t laugh at me Pidge!”
(It gets worse later when they actually briefly talk with Shiro when Keiths asks him to hold the camera so he can do something else, and Shiro is super sweet and rlly loves his conspiracy theorist bf and even Pidge is kinda just “how tho???”)
-I feel like the Holt’s have kinda that Possible family attitude too like “do well in school and you can totally go beat up guys on the other side of the world.”
-Pidge and Lance are ultimate bff’s and have a cute dynamic with banter and stuff as the save the world.
That person trying to use their algebra skills to see which cheese is the better buy
How many ounces per cent? Fuck it, just get the generic store brand
tried to dance along to his music and nearly ran over a lil kid
doesn’t do that anymore
helps everyone out when they cant reach the top shelf
now everyone thinks he works here
a one stop shop kind of buyer
gets eveRYTHING from the same store
ate a dumpling sample and bought 15 bags of frozen dumplings bc the sample lady was rlly nice and old
protein powder galORE
boppin along to the music playing in the store
avocados and bananas bc hes healthy
buys food that he knows everyone likes
ends up spending more money on getting food for everyone else
doesnt mind tho
and actual angel i would die for shin hoseok
bought a whole bag of swiss rolls bc hyunwoo mentioned he likes swiss rolls
tries to use his cart as a stool to get the stuff on the higher shelves
ends up rolling through the store
got hella excited in the snack aisle
bought too many chips and gummies
walks out of the store real hype tho bc he got the food he likes and hyunwoo likes and thats all that matters
has a lil list and booklet of coupons but he alWAYS LEAVES IT AT HOME
so now he just jogs around w his phone plastered to his ear talking to Minhyuk
“No minhyuk, im not buying a rambutan because you think its looks cool, you hatE RAMBUTANS”
sniffs all the body wash scents
makes lil songs w the names of the products
i dont know him
saw a stuffed plushie that looked like Sanche
it aint even his dog and hes hype asf
only came in bc he ran out of food
literally last minute
doesn’t know how to find the good buys so he just stands there (oh no baby what is u doin)
sits in the lil food court and stares @ the menu for a good hour
“sir,,, r u,,,,going to,,,order?”
“ya lol how much can I get for $50 and how quick will it go bad bc I don’t cook good and im just gonna buy it premade”
that grown ass man riding his shopping cart by standing on it like a scooter
knocked over a pyramid of canned peas and just ran away
does aegyo @ the butcher to get cheap beef
v intimadated by all the soccer moms who seem to have it together
doesnt understand how the sales work
“im just trying to buy tomatoes whats the difference between plum tomatoes and roman tomatoes i donT UNDERSTAND”
staring at the crabs and lobsters inside the tank
“hello my brethren”
gives them all names and screams every time it looks like someone wants to buy them
wanted to buy them to keep them safe but A). hes poor and B). Nugget the Third looks hella aggressive
buys 18 boxes of popsicles
just lives off of that
sits in his studio and eats popsicles all the time
A/N: lmao what level trash am i im two days behind on updates but i wrote this shit lol gr8 job, kinza, ur really going places in life also i have front row tix for monsta x in chicago so im happy im v happy there might be a lot of smut coming up
･:*+. 7.24.17 .:+
finally, the obligatory plant spread! tbh at first i just wanted it to be minimalistic bc i was gonna try to be productive all week, but then i turned the parentheses around the dates into half wreaths and it just… spiraled into this- not at all upset tho, i rlly like how this week came out!!!
but i’m actually fairly upset at myself for putting off a lot of things… it’s not that i wasn’t productive (or so i like to claim), but rather, i just did all the things i didn’t plan to do, and put off all the stuff i was supposed to do… oops, hopefully next week turns out better;;;