Heyy it's the anon who asked you to tell us about the lucky guy....Not gonna lie the way you described him makes him sound like a dead ringer for Crylo Ren. Would you say that's the case?
He’s not really anything like Kylo hahahha, he’s really jokey and fun, and he always tends to say what he’s thinking. Like these are actual conversations I had with him:
Me: Do you want me to get you anything?
Him: No, it’s okay
Me: Are you sure?
Him: Yeah, don’t get me anything
Him: Okay, a cheeseburger and two hamburgers, please
(driving past a sex toy shop)
Me: have you ever been in one of those?
Him: No, what’s it like?
Me: it’s run by old ladies
Him: oh, cool. I bought a sex toy online once
Him: yeah, it’s a fleshlight. I’ll show you next time you come over
Him: so what music do you listen to?
Me: *tells him what music I listen to*
Him: omg you’re awesome, did you hear that (his friend)? She listens to _____, omg you’re awesome. *pokes my cheeks* you’re an alt girl, aren’t you? you’re so cool.
Him: you’re literally, like, the hottest girl I’ve seen this year
Me: *tells him anything about myself*
Him: omg did we just fall in love? I love you. Let’s get married
He’s pretty much the most entertaining person I’ve ever met, and like the circumstances under which we met were so … fateful? Like a lot of specific choices I made led me to the same club, at the same bar, right behind him so that his friend could mistake me for someone he knew and introduce us. I’m so fucking into him it’s crazy. send help