i actually look like shit right now

OK BUT REAL TALK HERE

HOW COME I DON’T SEE MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THAT HUG AND THE MOMENTS THAT LED TO IT, LIKE I KNOW IT’S A DAD X SON MOMENT BUT THAT’S NOT ALL OF IT

WE CAN CLEARLY SEE HOW PANICKED YURIO LOOKS AND HOW HE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT YUURI, HECK HE WAS BEING A LIL SHIT IN EP 10 WHEN CONFRONTING VIKTOR ABOUT YUURI YET RIGHT NOW HE LOOKS SO TAKEN ABACK???

AND THEN

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE HERE? PAIN. ONE OF THOSE FORCED SMILES YOU MAKE WHEN YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU’RE SAD AND BREAKING INSIDE, AND HE ACTUALLY EVEN CRIED EARLIER IN THE EPISODE BECAUSE OF HOW EASILY YUURI DECIDED TO RETIRE

He answers that it’s Yuuri’s decision yet he looks so pained, so hurt??? We can see how much he meant it when he said he wanted Yuuri to never retire in ep 9

AND

FUCKING AFTERWARDS

DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT

YURIO LOOKS SO SAD SO MOVED SO EVERYTHING???  AND LIKE IF THIS FACE DIDN’T MAKE HIS AFFECTION FOR YUURI CLEAR ENOUGH THEN HIM TRYING HIS BEST IN HIS ROUTINE WHILE THINKING ABOUT YUURI CERTAINLY DID. PLUS HE’S ALSO SEEING VIKTOR BREAK RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND

Viktor just HUGS HIM. Both of them are panicking and Viktor HUGS HIM. This is no normal hug and it’s also not only a dad cheering for son moment, you know what makes this scene so great? The fact that Kubo depicted Viktor’s silent plea and Yurio’s/Victor’s mutual pain so accurately with just actions and expressions. THIS HUG IS NOT JUST VIKTOR SHOWING HIS AFFECTION FOR YURIO, IT’S ALSO ABOUT VIKTOR HUGGING HIM SEEKING COMFORT BECAUSE IT BREAKS HIS HEART TO THINK YUURI WILL RETIRE IF HE WINS GOLD.

Ignore the subs cus that’s just Otabek thinking about his own performance; VIKTOR BURIES HIS FACE INTO YURIO’S SHOULDER DEEPENING THE HUG, MAKING HIS PAIN SO CLEAR AND THIS ENTIRE ACT JUST SCREAMS PLEASE DON’T LET IT HAPPEN. It feels like Viktor is asking Yurio to win, like he needs him to win, and Yurio is even more taken aback thanks to this act. During his performance he even thinks to himself that Yuuri can’t just take Viktor as his coach, break his world record and then retire once getting gold. He can’t just suddenly stop caring and leave everything behind and HONESTLY THIS SCENE IS SO??? GREAT??? HOW??? HOW!!!

OKAY BUT LISTEN YURI IS ACTUALLY A FAIRY

Like holy shit, you know nothing about Fairies. They MAY look pretty and frail and innocent but most fairies are so fucking tricky, they are capable of destroying men, and some (like water fairies) are known for downright killing humans in cold blood. Not to mention how they are really selective over who they like.

So yeah, Yuri is a fairy, but you do not mess with fairies. Otabek was right.

Louis’ Actual Internal Dialogue

Oh God, it’s Little Things. Okay. Just be cool. Don’t look at Harry…Fuck everyone is sitting down. Just squat. Yeah, like that…Shit this is uncomfortable.

Smooth. Much bet-oh God. Harry’s singing. Don’t look at-

Just don’t look at Ha-for fuck’s sake. Fucking Liam’s huge dome is in the way. Okay, just casually shift up a bit.

Nice. Nailed it. And now jus-holy shit he’s staring right at me. Jesus. Christ. He’s staring right. At me. Be fuckin cool, Harry! Maybe if I blink at him a couple times rapid fire he’ll get the message.

Okay he’s still staring at me. And I think he just winked. Maybe he thought I was trying to wink? May-oh fuck, I have to sing…Just don’t stare at him whil-did he just say HIS LITTLE THINGS?! You fucking little shi-

“I’ve just just let these little things slip out of my mouth,”

Oh my God he looks beauti-FUCK! I’m staring right at him. We are singing and staring. What a right pair of creepers. Look away. Look away now-oh God he’s so beautifullllook. Away. Now.

“-it’s you they add up to.” 

Yeah, look over there at all the people. I think this went well. Just nod to the music, look at the boys…Is Zayn singing to me or Liam? Why does everyone lose their chill to this song?…Harry looks happy. And beauti-FUCK.

True story.

I am crying right now because even though Lydia rolled her eyes at Stiles a million times and there was Aiden and Malia and her connection with Parrish and all the times she has this look on her face like “wtf Stiles what the hell are you saying” it’s actually a “I can’t believe I have a crush on this dumbass.”-look. 

SHE ACTUALLY ENJOYED THE BANTER AND ALL THE CRAZY SHIT HE DID AND SHE LOOKED FORWARD TO SEE HIM AND WHEN SHE STARES AT HIM ITS NOT OF CONCERN OR ANYTHING BUT BECAUSE OF ADMIRATION AND I AM NOT OKAY.

what the strings think during a concert
  • first violins: don't mess up don't get lost don't mess up don't mess up don't get lost don't mess up don't get lost don't mess up don't mess up don't mess up don't get lost don't mess up oh darn I just played a c sharp where there a c natural shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
  • second violins: oh dear we're lost and now everyone is just playing quietly. maybe if the conductor actually FKCUING LOOKED AT US DURING REHEARSAL WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.
  • violas: if we just got up and left right now, would anyone notice? like, seriously. if we left one by one, starting from the last stand, would anyone notice? would anyone care? if they did notice, would they even try to stop us? I don't think so.
  • cellos: HI MOM okay this is serious business. um pah pah um pah pah um pah pah um pah pah. serious business. woah the conductor just pointed at us. what does that mean? does he want more cello? more um and less pah? probably that. UM pah pah UM pah pah UM pah pah. srs bsnss
  • bass: it's been five minutes and the conductor still hasn't noticed that I've been on my phone the entire time. six minutes. are any of us still playing? I guess it doesn't really matter, considering we always have the same part as the cellos anyway.
instagram

My tumblr has basically become a Gina Halfwolf fan blog I guess but yeah, conditioning is important.

You CAN be big AND mobile.

————–

ginahalfwolf You’d probably never know it by looking at me, but my conditionings actually pretty good right now
The past 6 months I’ve been incorporating a good amount of training like this so I don’t turn into a complete potato, like I’ve done in the past, and I’ve never felt stronger
Training and eating more like an athlete and less like a fat shit has been paying off, go figure 🤷🏽‍♀️ #DontWorry #IStillEatLikeAFatShitSometimes #PeepMyInstaStories

hellsing characters as dril tweets
  • Alucard: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Integra: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Walter: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad”,“its ineffective” fuck off
  • Seras: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw
  • Pip: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Rip Van Winkle: i am skeptical of the concept "Too Big To Fail" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly
  • Shrödinger: what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))
  • Anderson: my big sons have made a mess of the garage again after being riled up by the good word of the Lord
  • Maxwell: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
  • Major: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

but my theory is that basically they wanted to get those tattoos of each other’s names except they couldn’t because it would’ve looked suspicious so they started this whole poll madness to fool the clique and they were like alright alright if it’s a tie then well and if it isn’t we’ll just hack some shit to make it a tie so that we can get those tattoos without blowing our very bad cover that no one believes in as it is

“Welcome to the show, this is Bo, this is his show, and Bo likes to dance like this *do doo do*”

So I have had a lot of extra time recently, and I was wondering, what would Jackaboy look like pixelated in the opening scene of Bo Burnham’s comedy special “what.”…and here it is :)

I’m working on animating the whole intro, but I decided to post this right now, bc it’s actually coming together pretty well :P

On the off chance that you see this, Jack : I love you so much dude, you inspire me daily to be better, and create whatever I want, and are also the reason I am alive today. I love you, so much, thank you for the countless days that you’ve made me laugh when I did not even want to smile

we need an ‘otaku’-fic where ladybug and chat fight an akuma (”weeaboo”) who sends people through different anime/manga-verses

ladybug is totally clueless and weeb-adrien definitely knows every single anime

  • Ouran High School Host Club 
    Ladybug: SHIT, HE LOOKS LIKE ADRIEN AND ACTS LIKE CHAT, I’M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW! TIKKI WHAT IS HAPPENING?
  • Fruits Basket 
    Chat: What a catastrophe!
    Kyo: I swear I’ll punch you if you don’t shut the fuck up.
  • Soul Eater
    Ladybug: Well, that’s actually a pretty cool world. I could live here.
  • Ao no Exorcist 
    Rin and Chat both admire each other’s tails. 
    Rin: Do you think a skin tight suit would suit me?
    Yukio: Nii-san no!
    Chat: Hell yes!
    Ladybug: Chat no! Stop the puns!
    (okay, as an ane fan i have so many scenarios that i could write a whole 30 chapter fic about just this crossover)
  • Higurashi/umineko no naku koro ni
    Both: Nope, next one.
  • Attack on Titan
    Ladybug: How about a world in which we won’t get killed by accident?
  • Ranma ½
    Ladybug: So, lets say you stay a girl for more than a month, would you get your period?
    Chat: Ladybug, no!
  • KissXSis
    Ladybug: I’m kinkshaming all of you
  • Boku no pico
    Chat: MY LADY, WE NEED TO LEAVE THIS CAR, LIKE RIGHT NOW!
    Ladybug: But we just got ice-cream? 

bonus: they find alya, nino (and chloé) along the way

bonus-bonus: accidental reveal

Update: I’ll probably write the fic.

I just want to clarify right now that MAVIS AND ZEREF DIDN’T HAVE SEX. Zeref probably created him to be like Mavis, and will probably therefore think of Mavis as his mother.

To the people who

1) Are mad, thinking Zeref and Mavis actually had sex, don’t worry, they didn’t

2) Actually thought they had sex, I’m sorry, they DIDN’T

I’m literally not even going to argue with anyone about this. At all. I have no issue with zervis at all since Mavis was a twenty-something year old in a 13 year old body. But that doesn’t mean they can have sex. That would be wrong on so many levels. It’s not like a fucking kiss, jfc.

Am I being mean about this? Yes I fucking am. Because you know what. If you truly actually believed they had sex and LIKED THAT IDEA, that’s just fucked up.

Awkward & Adorable (Matt Murdock x deaf!reader)

Request: One shot where the reader meets Matt Murdock but she’s deaf. Awkward and adorable pls!!

“You’re not listening to a word I’m saying!”

“News flash, Karen, I’m deaf,” you said as your hands also signed the words in front of you.  “I’m sorry, but I never listen to you.”

“Shit, (Y/N), I’m sorry! Bad choice of words.  God, I’m so stupid.  I did the same thing to Matt…well, not exactly the same, he’s blind, not deaf…but anyway, I told him to look at something as if he actually could and I felt like such an idiot like I do right now-“

“Woah, slow down,” you interrupted, “I can’t read your lips when you talk that fast.  All I caught was that Matt’s blind and you’re an idiot.”

When she threw her head back and squeezed her eyes shut in a laugh, you wished that you could hear the noise that matched such an animated expression.  You had heard it many times during your childhood together, growing up as neighbors and best friends, but all it took was one long and mismanaged illness during high school to take the joy of that sound from you.  

“Well, I suppose that’s all you really needed from it anyway,” she smiled, glancing over your shoulder and waving to summon her friends over to join you.  “Hey, guys, you’re late.”

“It’s not my fault!  Someone couldn’t find their other shoe and insisted that they didn’t need help,” Foggy laughed and nudged Matt with his elbow.  “I bet this is the first time you’ve been late to meet a girl, and all over some stupid loafer.”

“Well, I wanted them to match.  She might think I’m colorblind too,” Matt deadpanned, disappointed with the lack of laughter in response.  “Really? I thought that was pretty clever.”

You turned to see Karen’s friends, one of them a bit shorter than the other with shaggy hair and an older suit coat, the other tall and slender with sunglasses and a white cane held at his side.  When she stood to welcome them both with a hug, you stood with her and extended your hand, smiling at the shorter man as he stepped up first.

“Hey, I’m Foggy, nice to meet you.”

“Pleasure to meet you, I’m (Y/N),” you said, “Karen has told me a lot about you.”

His eyes flicked from hers to yours quickly before he grabbed your hand for a firm shake.  “That’s not a terrifying idea,” he smirked sarcastically.  “I’m sure none of it was true.”

“I’m Matt,” he interjected almost urgently, holding his hand out and waiting for you to release Foggy and take it.  His skin was rougher than you had expected, and his grip was solid; much more solid than that of his friend.  You could see a slight hint of his eyes behind the lenses as the sunlight shone through them, and you could see that he was staring at you.  You knew he couldn’t see, but you couldn’t shake the feeling that you were being studied.  

“Hi,” you sighed, a little breathlessly from the intensity that he naturally exuded.  “So, you’re the ‘Matt’ that she never shuts up about. I can see why.”

“Hey!  That’s not why!” she gasped.  “I mean, I do not!”

When the two men started laughing, you looked back at her and smiled at the growing pink flushing her cheeks and felt a little bit bad about embarrassing her in front of them, but not so much that you felt the need to apologize.  She told you that Matt was attractive, but she had downplayed it far too much and deserved what she got.

“I’m flattered,” he said quietly with a small smile.  When you didn’t respond to him, Karen pointed behind you so that you knew he was talking to you again.

“Oh!  I’m sorry, I have to be looking at you to read your…lips.” Realizing what you had just said, you groaned and squeezed your eyes shut with mortification.  “But you can’t see that I wasn’t looking at you…” you mumbled to yourself, “nice, (Y/N).  Real nice.”

“It’s okay, it happens a lot.  I’m sure you have similar things happen.”  With your eyes still shut, he slowly reached out and tapped you on the shoulder to get your attention.  “I’m sure you have similar things happen,” he repeated, taking the seat next to you.  

“Case in point,” you chuckled quietly.  You turned away and looked into your empty cup and decided that you would need a refill, grabbing Karen’s as well.  Without saying anything, you stood and pushed your chair back slightly, catching Matt’s attention.  He stood to be gentlemanly and pull it away, but since you didn’t hear him it caught you off guard and made you jump, dropping both cups to smash on the ground. Your foot slipped to avoid the shattered glass and you fell back against him, pushing him back into his chair.  His arms quickly wrapped around your waist, seating you securely on his lap.

“So that’s how he does it,” Foggy said to Karen, “they just fall into his arms and bam!, he’s the hero they can’t resist.”

“Shut up, Fog,” Matt snapped.

“What?  She can’t hear me…”

“But I can see your lips, genius,” you groaned, pulling yourself upright.  

“Oh, I like her,” Matt nodded in agreement and mouthed silently to Karen, still forgetting that you couldn’t hear him.  

I like him’, you signed to her, thankful that he couldn’t see. You sat back down on your chair as you waited for the server to clean up the shattered cups, apologizing several times for your clumsiness.  Karen kept looking over your shoulder and talking, but she was covering her mouth in such a way so that you couldn’t make out her words.  After a moment, she stood and smiled at you with her hand out to keep you in place.

“Okay, so our job here is done,” Foggy announced, taking Karen’s hand, “you kids have a great time. Remember, take it slow, and safety first.”

“Fog…” Matt huffed, “that’s a little rude.”

“I meant because you’re blind and she’s deaf!  You’re an accident waiting to happen, clearly.  What did you think I meant, ya dirty old man?” he laughed, turning to walk away; after he was out of ear shot he leaned in to whisper to Karen with a wide grin.  “He’s right though, that’s exactly what I meant.”

Awkwardly Accidental

  • Apple: Briar I don't know about this, I mean dating your villain... Is that really okay?
  • Briar: Apple you are the one person in the world who isn't allowed to criticize me on dating Faybelle
  • Apple: What's that supposed to mean?
  • Briar: you are literally giving Raven a back massage and kissing her hair right now
  • Apple: (looks down and sees she is doing just that while Raven is enjoying the massage) I'm trying to be supportive to my roommate, she's had a tough day
  • Raven: actually my day was fine, not too hard, but that doesn't mean I don't like a good back rub. Your hands are magic Apple
  • Apple: (giggling) anything for you beloved (the two of them stare into each other's eyes as if they were going to kiss)
  • Briar: see this right here, this is the shit I'm talking about

anonymous asked:

Hi Yashiro's face in the last page attracted me to ask u somthing. Do u think Yashiro wasn't happy to find out he is recovering very quickly after what happened between them?

Oh no, I think he’s just overwhelmed in general and actually HAPPY AS SHIT that he got his arm back. Remember, he’s a good actor and wears a mask but it probably bothered him that he lost the use of his arm; any person would be shook by it, even him.

It’s just that he had overwhelmingly good/different sex, had flashes and started remembering his trauma, then cried and now his arm is back? His brain is probably ajsgkagskgas right now, which explains why he put his head in his hands, trembled a bit then looked up like WOW I’M ALL FUCKED UP AND I HAVE SHIT TO DO.

I actually thought that I actually got my life together, but it looks like It isn’t. I probably won’t make it into that fucking college program because of my fucking crappy grades. I should have not been a lazy piece of shit in high school. Then again I was going trough so much at the time and taking some horrible medication that I was obligated to take.I just want my life to be stable. I want a stable school life. Right now, the only class I have is like 2 times a week. When i’m not in class, I’m just at home doing literally nothing. My sponsors dropped me like a few weeks ago, so I need to find a job. I have to get a job for the next few months because this summer I just don’t wanna be worried on my money and do whatever the fuck I want. My life is such a fucking shit show. I just want a stable life. Then again when I think about it, a stable life seems so boring but nice. idk. Valentines day is coming up again and I’m probably going to be single for the 18th year in a row. I mean I know it’s fine that i’ve never ever dated anyone. I don’t know man, at this point I don’t even know what I want. This morning I just couldn’t deal with anything. So I just had a mini panic attack of whatever you call them. For me it’s not crying but more like just my thoughts overwhelming me. Idk :(

Felassan’s ghost following Solas around tho

like 

“oh look if it isn’t Mister ‘They Aren’t REAL People”

“finally figured it out hey look at that turns out Felassan was right”

“what do you MEAN you’re going to kill them anyway???”

“that is so wrong what is wrong with you”

look, that one even seems to actually give a shit about what happens to you”

“poor wretch”

“this is a terrible idea”

“here you go again, running off to do mad shit on your own, no outside opinion required”

“let’s just change the world forever! again! let’s just do that!”

“it’s like a fun hobby now, consigning untold numbers of innocents to their deaths!”

…*sigh*

“alright stop crying look I don’t know why you’re doing this if it makes you so upset”

“okay yes well I DO know why but still”

“you really shouldn’t”

British perspective on the debate last night

- Holy shit America

- You lefties (democrats) doing alright?

- Brexit aint looking too bad right about now

- Brits are praying that if Dump Trump wins Theresa May (our pm) says fucking Nope to America!


- like Hilary being done with Trump is basically everyone’s reaction in every other country

- why the fuck are you all spelling it deabte

- did Hilary actually say anything?!?!?!

- a lot of people want Bernie back? I mean I’m getting that feel in the tag

- donald trump needs to shut up, everything he says and does is a contradiction

- the fact checking on Donald being wrong is the best

- Justin Trudeau must be preparing for all the people who may leave the usa and go to canada

- is canada laughing as much as britain is we wonder

-tho our laughing slowly turn to angry crying

- Brexit and the tories (current right wing people in charge of the uk) is still p bad tho so we feel your guys pain

UPDATE:

WE’RE ALL FUCKED!

i want some really good shit where like fictional characters meet real life like okay give me some shit where

  • oh my god this is my favorite tv show what am i doing here and holy shit it’s my favorite character ever im crying au
  • so i actually came up with this character for an english project i had to do but they are?? in my bedroom?? standing right in front of me?? what do i do au
  • listen i have no friends and this person was someone i found passed out in the park and now that they’re awake they’re saying a lot of stuff that sounds like the main character of my favorite book series?? and now that i think abt it they also look kind of like the description ho LY SHIT au
  • hey so i accidentally brought you out of your tv show/book/movie but not just you i also brought that person that wants you dead w h o o p s au
  • you come from a fantasy world and now welcome to modern times where you don’t understand anything time to help you fit in au

anonymous asked:

Hey have you ever considered actually drawing a galaxy instead photoshopping one like a fuckface

Hey look guys I got my first anon hate! So Uh yeah. How about you waddle on home? I’ve got better shit to do than deal with this. You know school exists right? And I can’t afford a good art program? Yeah so who’s the real fuckface now? I mean, harassing a 14 year old? A kid? Real shallow anon.

anonymous asked:

can i request haizaki, hanamiya, hyuga, Kasamatsu, takao and Izuki's reactions if a girl walked up to them hugged their side for a short time, exclaiming, "I found you! Let's go!" and then whispered that a group of guys have been following her for some minuted and asked if they could stay with her until they went away? Uh, sorry if that's too specific.

Oh, this is an adorable scenario actually!

HAIZAKI: “Haaah?” He glared at you, giving you a disgusted look. You glared right back at him, “You better help me, mister, because if anything happens to me, I’ll blame it on the weird dude with cornrows.” Shit, his dick just got hard at your voice. Fuck, he liked them feisty, so he smirked and wrapped an arm around you. “Alright, kitten, I’ll play by your rules now. But you better play by mine later.”

HANAMIYA: He sure as hell did not like being dragged around by some girl he didn’t know. “Oy, get the fuck off me.” He growled. You huffed. “Thanks for the help.” “What help?” “Some dude was following me around.” He rolled his eyes, “Don’t be such a pussy.” You frowned at him. What the hell was his problem? “Don’t drag strangers around, stupid.” He flicked your forehead. “I could be as much as a creep as that other guy was.”

HYUUGA: A blush instantly spread across his face when he felt your fingers intertwine in between his. You stopped and sighed when the two of you were at a good amount of distance. “Thanks,” you grinned up at him. “Are you alright? You look very red.” “I’m fine,” he muttered, clearing his throat. “But you shouldn’t be too trustful of strangers you know.” “I’ll keep that in mind.”

IZUKI: Surprisingly enough, a laugh erupted from Izuki’s lips as he quickly slid an arm around your shoulders. “Sure, I can help you.” He grinned. “Thank you,” you sighed in relief. Those guys had been trailing for a while now and this guy seemed nice enough. “So, I’d tell you a chemistry joke now but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.” The pun clicked inside your head. You groaned, “Please don’t.”

KASAMATSU: It wasn’t surprising to any of his teammates when their captain turned tomato red at physical contact from the other gender. As they watched him get dragged away wordlessly, they just smiled, shaking their heads. “O-Oy, wait! Where are we going?” “Far enough away from those creepers,” you shuddered. “Shit, they’re still following.” Kasamatsu straightened and cleared his throat, “I can pretend for a little while, if you’d like.” “Oh, yes please.”

TAKAO: Of course, Takao was only happy enough to play along. He had a cute girl in his arm and she was actually laughing at his jokes instead of smacking him for it like Shin-chan usually did. “You’re pretty cool, ____.” You grinned up at him, “You’re not so bad yourself, Takao-kun.” “Just Takao is fine.” “Okay, Takao.” “Wanna grab dinner later?” You laughed, shaking your head, “Such an opportunist.” “I try.”